chris bliss parody

[Cat Puncher]

the juggler's name is Jason Garfield and he's one of the most competitive and bitter men alive. he just does not like people, and he is amazing at what he does. i am sure he was extremely pissed at how popular a mediocre juggling video became online. as you can see, the shit garfield is doing is beyond amazing. plus he's funny as fuck on stage :)

[Refuse]

So basically he's an attention whore that pouts a lot... what a guy.

[Quiet_Riot]

Meh, i thought the 3 ball version was better, it was neater, and every ball was thrown to the beat/rhythm, whereas this guy was just outdoing the 3 balls for "look what i can do"'s sake. It was less graceful i thought, and the spins and shit were just OTT.

[xdamousex]

how is this a parody, it's the exact same shit the other guy was doing

[SupesXP]

he just wanted to showoff and make the other guy feel like shit..what a noob chris bliss is only good at juggling "balls"

[AsHopeDies]

dude, I can't believe I just watched that. This dude looks like a total dipshit. His mannerisms are gay as hell

[Cat Puncher]

wow, you guys are asshats.

do you not realize how hard what he is doing is? yeah, he does it because he doesn't like the attention mediocre jugglers get. i can do everything chris bliss does in his video, and with less male menopause to boot. the bliss video is long and boring. garfield's is shit every juggler wishes they could do. the man is fucking amazing.

http://www.jasongarfield.com/videoclips/backtoover.mov

[Herun]

Bliss is a comic, Garfield is a pro. It's that simple.

[Cat Puncher]

hey man, i agree, do you juggle?

[poopandpee]

That video blew my fucking mind. If you can't appreciate the talent there, you're probably fat and mexican.

[Kirby]

hey man, i agree, do you juggle?

I do. And yeah, I did join up because of this thread. I've almost qualified 7 balls, (13 catches), so I'm not that bad either.

Non-jugglers just don't understand. When the Bliss video was posted on the site, I'd already seen it like 500 times, and I was already sick of it. Ok, it's a nice routine, but simple, and totally overrated.

So I was ecstatic when Garfield did his parody. That's what it is by the way, if you're wondering why he was being so dramatic. So yeah, he was making fun, and maybe it was a little bitter, but hey, that's Garfield's trademark. He does it for comic effect.

Anthony Gatto could probably do a 7 ball parody if he wanted, but that's irrelevant. Basically, Garfield was proving that opening people's eyes, demonstrating that there are much better jugglers out there.

Herun's comment sums it up.

ps. Cat Puncher, you should check out this forum: http://www.anthonygatto.com/fans_updatedSept2005/gatto-fans-main.html
It's good.

[aero1310]

id like to see more of him juggling 10 balls, that was sweet at the end

[Remission]

I do. And yeah, I did join up because of this thread. I've almost qualified 7 balls, (13 catches), so I'm not that bad either.

Non-jugglers just don't understand. When the Bliss video was posted on the site, I'd already seen it like 500 times, and I was already sick of it. Ok, it's a nice routine, but simple, and totally overrated.

So I was ecstatic when Garfield did his parody. That's what it is by the way, if you're wondering why he was being so dramatic. So yeah, he was making fun, and maybe it was a little bitter, but hey, that's Garfield's trademark. He does it for comic effect.

Anthony Gatto could probably do a 7 ball parody if he wanted, but that's irrelevant. Basically, Garfield was proving that opening people's eyes, demonstrating that there are much better jugglers out there.

Herun's comment sums it up.

ps. Cat Puncher, you should check out this forum: http://www.anthonygatto.com/fans_updatedSept2005/gatto-fans-main.html
It's good.


lol, yay kirby! <('.'<) <('.')> (>'.')>

[Refuse]

Nope, sorry dipshits.
I personally don't care for the "I'm a juggler so I know what I'm talking about!!"
You know dick.

Chris comes out with this routine with 3 balls. Very entertaining, perhaps because I haven't been stupid enough to watch it 500 times. Still, entertainment is entertainment and it didn't sound like the crowd was too bored during Chris's performance.

Then this jack ass "Look at Me!" clown comes out and tries to prove he's better. By adding an extra ball and some twists and turns he "proves" he's the better juggler. Good for him, I hope he feels better.....since I fucking care and all.

So what if Chris is just a "mediocre" juggler. If he's mediocre, why does Garfield or whoever feel the need to try and "bring him down" by proving he's better? If he's just "mediocre", then why does Garfield feel threatened enough to even bother....? Because he's an attention whore that can't stand a spot light being anywhere but himself. Pretty pathetic imo...

[orly]

do you not realize how hard what he is doing is?

huh?? english.. please.

[goatkeeper]

The best juggler in the world is still just a professional juggler. Both were entertaining- as far as throwing balls up in the air and catching them goes.

[IdahoSpud]

I was damn impressed. That behind the back stuff was unreal. I can hardly juggle 3 in front of my face but I have not spent hours, days or weeks doing it. I'm tryin to learn to fly fish.

[big noob]

who cares if the guy can play catch with himself for hours on end. chris is better cause he did the moves along with the music and it matched the beats most the time. he wasnt trying to be the best juggler in the world he was entertaining people with a mixture of music and juggling.