asian dude kills himself cause his tallywacker is too small

[Candyshop]

Singapore - An 18-year-old student jumped to his death because he was convinced his genitals were too small, a Singapore coroner's report said on Wednesday.
http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=126&art_id=qw1145412720913R131






FSB_BEN WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!

[Shorty|*|RocK89]

tallywacker? :uhoh:

[Jay-Z]

I think its a bad link.

[jn_powell]

I wonder if he thought it was too small overall, or too small for an asian.

[Candyshop]

link fixed


and yes,......tallywacker :D

[ConanTL]

I guess he didn't here the famous quote by Confutius: "It is not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

And guys with small cocks always get good jobs and have a lot of money. It's not all bad.

[bergshadow]

From the nursery rhyme song "This Old Man"

Chorus:
(With a)
"knick knack
tallywhack
give a dog a bone
this old man goes rolling home."

[MooCowzRock]

Whew...Glad I was born Persian...Oh, you guys dont know about Persians?:bigwink:

[Danimal87]

Whew...Glad I was born Persian...Oh, you guys dont know about Persians?:bigwink:
Please, every group but asians claims to have big packages.

[Quick_Draw21]

Please, every group but asians claims to have big packages.

lol so true

[KNCOOL]

Yo i got to explain why Asians have generally a smaller penis then other folks. It's Darwins law of how nature adapts, since asian women generally have a small and tight vagina, Asian men will have a smaller penis then other races. But anyways who the fuck kill himself over a small penis, thinning out the herd is good :)

[kcobain1134]

so, did they say how big it was.....

[Riukken]

Asians (Average): 4.5-5.5 inches
Mexicans & Indians (Average): 5.5-6.0 inches
Middle Easterners (Average): 6.0-6.5 inches
Whites (Average): 6.0-7.25 inches
Blacks (Average): 7.0-8.5 inches
Copied straight from a health chart. Yeah I think he was below average.

[werdinator?]

errr duh.... asians man come on its obvious

small eyes, small dick

[Boomer]

http://www.blurofinsanity.com/blurimages/penischart.jpg

Technically during an intercourse you only need 3" to perform properly. Most males, around 80%, have penises between 5" to 6". The myth about blacks having larger dicks is not entirely true, as only their flacid length is generally longer, not erection length.

The guy must have one hella small penis to kill himself like that. My own tallywhacker is not porn-star-big by any means, but that doesn't diminish my self esteem. Besides, almost all shoot their load within 5 minutes of penetration, so it's the hand and tongue that really matters. :bigwink:

On second thought, maybe smaller is better:
The average asian penis is 5.5 inches in length.
Although the average asian penis is a little short, there are other things to consider. The taoist art of Chi Kung involves lifting weights with your penis. The record for this was set in 1995 by a Hong Kong master named Mo Ka Wang, who lifted over 250 lbs. two feet off the floor WITH HIS WILLY. We're not sure exactly how this was accomplished, but we're pretty sure that Miss Blur of Insanity was NOT involved.

[Candyshop]

Asians (Average): 4.5-5.5 inches
Mexicans & Indians (Average): 5.5-6.0 inches
Middle Easterners (Average): 6.0-6.5 inches
Whites (Average): 6.0-7.25 inches
Blacks (Average): 7.0-8.5 inches
Copied straight from a health chart. Yeah I think he was below average.


holy fuck, 4.5 inches is average for those slanted eye fuckers

i can understand why he did what he did

[KNCOOL]

Asians (Average): 4.5-5.5 inches
Mexicans & Indians (Average): 5.5-6.0 inches
Middle Easterners (Average): 6.0-6.5 inches
Whites (Average): 6.0-7.25 inches
Blacks (Average): 7.0-8.5 inches
Copied straight from a health chart. Yeah I think he was below average.
Haha im asian, and my dick is 6.0inches so im happy with it. Im only 15 too, hopefully it'll grow somemore.

[Candyshop]

Haha im asian, and my dick is 6.0inches so im happy with it. Im only 15 too, hopefully it'll grow somemore.


its probably like .5 inch thick tho hahahaha

[daveo the great]

Yo i got to explain why Asians have generally a smaller penis then other folks. It's Darwins law of how nature adapts, since asian women generally have a small and tight vagina, Asian men will have a smaller penis then other races. But anyways who the fuck kill himself over a small penis, thinning out the herd is good :)


um, i think that it worked the other way around, asian females got tighter because they needed to compensate for the males' lack of girth. the tighter women got more enjoyment from sex, so they had it more often, meaning more offspring.


and the vagina only has nerve endings in the first .5 to 1.5 inches in, so as long as you have more than 1.5 inches, its all girth that matters... psycologically, a woman might think she feels it deeper inside, but thats completely unrelated. also i think those averages stated earlier were incorrect.... im not about to do a google search for this, for obvious reasons, but i remember seeing a study that showed differently, blacks at 5.9, whites at 6.0, hispanics at like 5.6, and asians at 5.1 or something....

[Face Plant]

Wow another penis thread, but in CE this time, awesome I knew I couldn't go a week without a penis thread.

Ask any chick your comfortable asking and she'll tell you 5 or 8 inches it don't matter because theirs a point of diminishing returns. The real question is, can you stay hard long. Bigger penises need extra blood and therefore may hinder endurance. This problem effected a famous porn star named Dick Rambone. 'Dick' had this huge fucking dick, but the guy couldn't keep solid wood so he had a short career in porn.

[Synch]

Wow another penis thread, but in CE this time, awesome I knew I couldn't go a week without a penis thread.

Ask any chick your comfortable asking and she'll tell you 5 or 8 inches it don't matter because theirs a point of diminishing returns. The real question is, can you stay hard long. Bigger penises need extra blood and therefore may hinder endurance. This problem effected a famous porn star named Dick Rambone. 'Dick' had this huge fucking dick, but the guy couldn't keep solid wood so he had a short career in porn.

Maybe penis length is directly connected to height? Look at Asian men, they're short as hell.. If you're bigger, you will be able to use the blood necessarily to maintain your wood.

[NSX-R]

^ Bingo. Asians are the shortest/smallest people in the world.

[AlekhinesBlock]

Anyone know where you measure from? do you measure from the bottom to the tip, the top to the tip? Im confused on how to measure. Id kind of like to know how big mine was.

[Cee]

Do you know the difference between flacid and erect? Please don't kill yourself just because in the sauna it's like -2 inches.

[Shorty|*|RocK89]

Asians (Average): 4.5-5.5 inches
Mexicans & Indians (Average): 5.5-6.0 inches
Middle Easterners (Average): 6.0-6.5 inches
Whites (Average): 6.0-7.25 inches
Blacks (Average): 7.0-8.5 inches
Italians (average): 10.0-15.0 inches
Copied straight from a health chart. Yeah I think he was below average.



I fixed it...It was alittle inaccurate.

[kevinsmith]

What would have been funny is if the ME said that it indeed was too small, and that was the official cause of death.


I guess he didn't here the famous quote by Confutius: "It is not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".


Yeah, but you can't cross the Atlantic in a dinghy. The motions of some oceans means small craft advisories.


From the nursery rhyme song "This Old Man"

Chorus:
(With a)
"knick knack
tallywhack
give a dog a bone
this old man goes rolling home."


I thought it was knick knack paddywhack.


Whew...Glad I was born Persian...Oh, you guys dont know about Persians?

That Persians are terrorists because of small penis size?
I'M KIDDING!

[DarkTalon]

^ Bingo. Asians are the shortest/smallest people in the world.
http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/6916/hu26wh.jpg
http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/6577/cbaallstars12bm.jpg

[Daucus Karota]

maybe thats the reason Hide killed himself

[Lotus]

He should have gotten himself a nice penile implant.

[bergshadow]

and the vagina only has nerve endings in the first .5 to 1.5 inches in, so as long as you have more than 1.5 inches, its all girth that matters... Might vary by girl. There's at least one on this planet who has an interesting place just barely reachable with the tip of my longest finger - so more than 4 inches in.

[Riukken]

I fixed it...It was alittle inaccurate.
:lol: Thanks, I am Italian too.

[Traniack]

Might vary by girl. There's at least one on this planet who has an interesting place just barely reachable with the tip of my longest finger - so more than 4 inches in.

You are probably thinking of the "G-Spot" But I dunno just assuming. If you put your finger inside and like curl it upward towards the bellybutton area, it usually makes her go crazy when you finally hit the right spot.

[GottaPewp]

I also think the "if you have big feet/hands you have a big dick" theory is false. I wear a shoesize 11.5, and I have very large hands. My dick is only 6.5 inches when erect. It's kind of embarassing, because I am 5"9, and I weigh 151 lbs, which means I am a little bit skinny. I have had girls marvel at how big my hands and feet are, but when they see my dick, they don't say anything anymore. So far the last 4,983 girls I've been with haven't said anything about my size. :D