yankee jokes

[OxYcOtToN]

yea i dont know any but i need some not to make fun of all yankees cause im not racist but its just a few people that i need to make fun of so i need help

[BBBoomer99]

Yankees? Ummm as in Americans? Or the baseball team? Who are you you COMMIE!!!

[OxYcOtToN]

Yankees? Ummm as in Americans? Or the baseball team? Who are you you COMMIE!!!
as in americans, and im not a commie, and try using PUNCTUATION!!!!!

[Unhinged]

question marks and exclamation points are punctuations, genius.

[Squeezymo]

yea i dont know any but i need some not to make fun of all yankees cause im not racist but its just a few people that i need to make fun of so i need help
First, learn english. You fucking invented it so use it correctly. secondly, talk in an Americna accent, which means don't sound like a faggot when you talk, thirdly, brush your teeth, because you guys have horrible teeth.

-Comment on walmart or Mcdonalds.
-call us fat
that's about all I've got, AMERICA RULES!

[Thomson]

what? nowhere in any of his posts did he say he was British.....you do know there are other country's right?

hey....thats another joke you can use, Americans are not aware of anything outside of their own borders.

j/k

[Tomarse]

j/k


is it???

calm down

[Squeezymo]

usually british people call Americans yankees. and through my harsh assumption and stubborn reasoning I refuse to accept any other viable application of facts that support an argument contradicting my own. I am an American.

[400exXx]

, thirdly, brush your teeth, because you guys have horrible teeth.
!

I call that "Queef-breath"

Enjoy!!!


Oh yeah, STFU Oxy-**contin** you have small penis, you cant be a yankee, becuase u cant yank what u cant see

[Max Tee]

Crack a few friendly fire jokes. They make you tonnes of friends.
Or try saying terrorism every second word.

Yeah, TONNES of friends.

[Squeezymo]

ooh ooh, remind them that we helped win WWII!