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Butters!
06-17-2006, 07:25 AM
Here's a completely odd story that happened to a very silly and misunderstood (more like lack of knowledged) friend of mine and myself.

JUST TO WARN EVERYONE! The following story is about a conversation that involves women and orgasm. If you are offended by that, I apologize ahead of time and advice you to skip this entry. Though it may be offending, I've tried to tell it in a subtle way which makes it appropriate to a point.



OK...



So earlier today my friend (let's call him "Hank") and I were sitting in my room watching T.V. For a reason I completely forgot, the topic about women orgasming came up and we started talking about it. I'm not directly quoting what each of us said but it went something like this:

ME: *I forgot what I said but I was saying something and it was followed by* ...women cum.

HANK: Umm, women don't cum. Men cum but women don't. They have orgasms, just like men do.

ME: Dude, women do cum, trust me.

HANK: No they don't. Women can't ejaculate therefore they can't cum.

ME: ...Ok wait. You're confused. Orgasm and cum are the same exact thing. "Cum" is a slang word for orgasm and semen. It's slang for orgasm because you can say "I'm cumming!" which is the same thing as saying "I'm orgasming!". It's slang for semen because you can say "You have cum on your face." which is the same thing as saying "You have semen on your face." Women don't have semen but that doesn't mean they can't cum. They do cum it's just not called semen.

HANK: No, you're confused. Women can't cum cuz they can't ejaculate.

ME: ....*Sigh*

At this point I pretty much gave up because it was like arguing with an idiot.

fracture7
06-17-2006, 07:34 AM
I DEMAND JOKE!

Butters!
06-17-2006, 07:37 AM
Well...it's pretty much silly how my friend didn't understand orgasm, cum and ejaculate.

utterdisturbed
06-17-2006, 11:06 AM
yeah that is, hes retarded, tell him to get laid and whe the girl is moaning and saying "im cumming" ask her what that means, and also, tell him utterdisturbed from ebaums world said this, :D ty

Butters!
06-17-2006, 04:24 PM
yeah that is, hes retarded, tell him to get laid and whe the girl is moaning and saying "im cumming" ask her what that means, and also, tell him utterdisturbed from ebaums world said this, :D ty


I will be sure to forward that message to him! Hahaha!

Ænema
06-17-2006, 04:25 PM
Tell him he needs to have a serious sit down conversation with his parents.

Butters!
06-17-2006, 04:32 PM
^^ That or at least watch a porn or two. I mean, c'mon..."Women don't cum cuz they can't ejaculate." WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!111!!>!>!>>!?!?!

Ænema
06-17-2006, 04:36 PM
^^ That or at least watch a porn or two. I mean, c'mon..."Women don't cum cuz they can't ejaculate." WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!111!!>!>!>>!?!?!
Watching porn will confuse him even more. He's too naive to understand. He's taking baby steps.

jijiji
06-17-2006, 05:10 PM
Someone needs to point him towards woman squirting vids....

Frostdaddy
06-17-2006, 06:24 PM
I saw this porn once and milk came out of a girl's hoo-hoo.

Butters!
06-17-2006, 09:22 PM
I saw this porn once and milk came out of a girl's hoo-hoo.


Ahh yes, I remember this. "Got Milk?"

Hehehe...but yeah, squirting videos are the definate answer for my unknowledged friend.

Liberator13
06-17-2006, 10:07 PM
Why do you talk to him?

Butters!
06-18-2006, 02:00 AM
Why do you talk to him?

Umm...he's my friend.

svenson_26
06-18-2006, 02:06 PM
Men cum, women "come". there is a difference... i think:confuzed:

Ænema
06-18-2006, 03:27 PM
Umm...he's my friend.
Well you shouldn't be.

What you could do is demonstrate with a Barbie doll and a garden hose.

viper025
06-18-2006, 04:10 PM
I DEMAND JOKE!

ahh hahahahaha this is funnier than the story :lmao:

La Fawnduh
06-19-2006, 07:15 PM
but i've seen women who can ejaculate... they gush out like a femme juice gyser. lol

midnitebadger
06-19-2006, 07:18 PM
just out of curiosity....how old r u guys, or at least ur friend?

Butters!
06-20-2006, 02:52 AM
just out of curiosity....how old r u guys, or at least ur friend?

He's 24...pretty pathetic for someone who doesn't know that girls can cum.

Mr. X
06-20-2006, 02:57 AM
You should show this guy a video of Cytheria doing her "thing".

Butters!
06-21-2006, 02:38 AM
You should show this guy a video of Cytheria doing her "thing".


What's pathetic is that I'm 22, I've seen more porn than he has and he STILL doesn't know girls cum.

Cytheria is a good example, BTW.

Amadeus
07-03-2006, 11:31 PM
see her squirt:boink:


see her do alot more things than that. y'knowy'knowy'knowy'know.

osiris
07-03-2006, 11:45 PM
see her squirt:boink:
see jane cum, lolz.

GenralisimoHanz
07-04-2006, 02:00 AM
Hmmm, well like they say girls can fake orgasms but guys can fake entire relationships.

dudeinanigloo
07-04-2006, 03:57 AM
He's 24...pretty pathetic for someone who doesn't know that girls can cum.
24? Wow, that is indeed pathetic. I was thinking 14 when I read that story.

Your friend really needs to get his head out of the sand. :rolleyes:

ross353
07-09-2006, 09:24 PM
well obiausliy (god i cnt spell) ur friend is an ideot now i should have read d restof the tread to c wot other ppl say but ahh well... now go togoogle n type in "girls squirting" and show it to r friend and ask him does dat count as girl cumming as they do technally ejaculate ummmm porn

Ænema
07-10-2006, 12:45 AM
see jane cum, lolz.
And you're 10??1oneone?1 This calls for a sexy party!

Pwnage_Pimp
07-10-2006, 12:23 PM
This calls for a sexy party!


Hee Hee Haa haa haa i hope someone gets this...