Butters!
06-17-2006, 07:25 AM
Here's a completely odd story that happened to a very silly and misunderstood (more like lack of knowledged) friend of mine and myself.
JUST TO WARN EVERYONE! The following story is about a conversation that involves women and orgasm. If you are offended by that, I apologize ahead of time and advice you to skip this entry. Though it may be offending, I've tried to tell it in a subtle way which makes it appropriate to a point.
OK...
So earlier today my friend (let's call him "Hank") and I were sitting in my room watching T.V. For a reason I completely forgot, the topic about women orgasming came up and we started talking about it. I'm not directly quoting what each of us said but it went something like this:
ME: *I forgot what I said but I was saying something and it was followed by* ...women cum.
HANK: Umm, women don't cum. Men cum but women don't. They have orgasms, just like men do.
ME: Dude, women do cum, trust me.
HANK: No they don't. Women can't ejaculate therefore they can't cum.
ME: ...Ok wait. You're confused. Orgasm and cum are the same exact thing. "Cum" is a slang word for orgasm and semen. It's slang for orgasm because you can say "I'm cumming!" which is the same thing as saying "I'm orgasming!". It's slang for semen because you can say "You have cum on your face." which is the same thing as saying "You have semen on your face." Women don't have semen but that doesn't mean they can't cum. They do cum it's just not called semen.
HANK: No, you're confused. Women can't cum cuz they can't ejaculate.
ME: ....*Sigh*
At this point I pretty much gave up because it was like arguing with an idiot.
JUST TO WARN EVERYONE! The following story is about a conversation that involves women and orgasm. If you are offended by that, I apologize ahead of time and advice you to skip this entry. Though it may be offending, I've tried to tell it in a subtle way which makes it appropriate to a point.
OK...
So earlier today my friend (let's call him "Hank") and I were sitting in my room watching T.V. For a reason I completely forgot, the topic about women orgasming came up and we started talking about it. I'm not directly quoting what each of us said but it went something like this:
ME: *I forgot what I said but I was saying something and it was followed by* ...women cum.
HANK: Umm, women don't cum. Men cum but women don't. They have orgasms, just like men do.
ME: Dude, women do cum, trust me.
HANK: No they don't. Women can't ejaculate therefore they can't cum.
ME: ...Ok wait. You're confused. Orgasm and cum are the same exact thing. "Cum" is a slang word for orgasm and semen. It's slang for orgasm because you can say "I'm cumming!" which is the same thing as saying "I'm orgasming!". It's slang for semen because you can say "You have cum on your face." which is the same thing as saying "You have semen on your face." Women don't have semen but that doesn't mean they can't cum. They do cum it's just not called semen.
HANK: No, you're confused. Women can't cum cuz they can't ejaculate.
ME: ....*Sigh*
At this point I pretty much gave up because it was like arguing with an idiot.