Weird/funny AIM convo.

[Guitar_player]

Ok so i saw my freind Mike sign on so i said hey heres wut happened...

me: hey
her: hey this is not mike
me: ok who is it?
her: emily
me: ok are u his g/f or something?
her: nahh.. his great grandmother
me: ok
her: whats up son?
me: nuthin much... you?
her: nothing
me: so wheres mike??
(this is where it gets creepy)
her: using the restroom ..he has the runs
me: o...
her: oh he just ran out of toilet paper i got to bring him some
me: ok..
her: ooww its quilted
her: im using his computer for research about a disease contained in the anius
me: oh ok
her: he just yelled through the bathroom door that he has a turd that looked like a sausage.
me: =-O
her: i know
her: are you there sonny
me: yep im here
me: so do u have any hobies?
her: yes... pole dancing.. im 76 and i know how to get around
me: oh... well i play the guitar
her: mike plays the guitar too.. i dated a guy from the rollingstones
me: thats kuhl..
me: so what kind of music do u like?
her: bluegrass..you?
me: rock, metal, anything heavy...
her: i just got a wif of mikes stinge.. nastyyy
her: whoops my dentures fell out
me: well i have to go now.. it was nice talking to you!
her: later sonny
__________ signed off at 7:01:11 PM.

[A95Gamer]

Fake...Yea that is fake.

[Butters!]

Fake...Yea that is fake.


I agree...sounds fake.

[Guitar_player]

no its real.

[A95Gamer]

her: yes... pole dancing.. im 76 and i know how to get around

That proves it is fake.

[evil joe]

You hittin' that?

[Nick is cool]

Its obviously your friend acting like his grandma you fucking parakeet.

[Guitar_player]

yeh well its still kinda funny...