The Official "Who would you kill" thread

[midnitebadger]

k lets see if this sticks. heres how it works:

I say a movie, TVshow, Band, Topic, or anything like that and the next person chooses someone from said topic to kill and how they would do it. that person posts the next topic. people follow suit down the way, K?

first topic:

The Lord of the Rings

[Nick is cool]

Morpheus (i never saw the movies, hopefully there was a guy named this in there)



I would cut off his face then pour salt on whats left there and just let him die

[dudeinanigloo]

Nick, go home.

Back on topic...

I'd kill that puny little fruit fuck Frodo Baggins. I'd tie him by the toes with chicken wire to the landing skids of a helicopter, then slowly allow said helicopter to descend while directly above another helicopter, thus slowly chopping off sections of his body. Much demonic laughter would ensue, accompanied by Mr. Burns style finger twiddling (http://www.simpsonstrivia.com.ar/simpsons-photos/wallpapers/mr-burns-wallpaper.gif).

Next topic: Star Wars

[Nick is cool]

I am home, on my computer, you faggot.





Oh, i would kill darth vader with a knife?




Next topic-


Pittsburgh steelers

[midevilwarrior]

everyone on that fricken team!!!!! i would dowce the feild with gasoline and rub all of there clothes and gear on cotton beforehand
that way the first time one of them touches another the static would spark and catch the gas on fire the whole feild EXPLODES MUHUHUHAHAHA GO SEAHAWKS

next topic: ebaumsworld forums

[evil joe]

I would kill that one guy. I think his name is evel joe. I don't think I spelled it right.

But I would tie him up real good. Then I would give him head just to show him what kind of sick fucker I am. Then I would take out the stapler and staple his eyes open. With his eyes stuck open I would take a piece of paper and give him one big paper cut on each eye. Then I would pour lemon juice and salt in the paper cuts. After that I would untie him and let him walk around aimlessly bumping into things. Then I would remove all his clothes and tie chunks of beef to him and let him run around blindly into a heavily wooded, bear infested forest.

Next topic: Emo Bands.

[Victor Franko]

Fallout Boy

I'd take their eyeballs out with a Swiss Army Knife and ice cream scoop, burn them alive with a flamethrower, and take a piss and shit on their ashes.

Next up: Uwe Boll

[midnitebadger]

who? what? uh....i'd kill everyone having to do with that purely out of spite of not knowing wtf is going on. it wouldnt even be slow, i'd nuke em several times....in a row.

Next topic: The Matrix

[svenson_26]

Neo. I'd shove those bullets up his ass until he died. Try to stop that!!!!!

Winnie the Pooh

[jijiji]

I would kill Piglet and make ~~BACON~~ out of him. I would also do this in front of little kids.

Next: Your house

[KILL ISLAM!!]

mass Murder Emo's

[midnitebadger]

ignoring mr. killstheflowofthe game there ^^^...

i'd kill my computer for being so damn retarded....little piece of shit. I'd take a blowtorch to it and make all the other electronic appliances watch in horror.

Next subject: The Simpsons

[FsB_BeN]

Anne Coulter

[KILL ISLAM!!]

Tom Cruise god someone kill him!! he has his little fruity club

[[H]]

Tom Cruise again.

Next topic: France National Soccer Team

[crazybeautiful]

That one guy with the long hair!
sorry I don't watch soccer, hopefully there is a guy with long hair.

Fat people.

[400exXx]

I cannot even explain how gay this shit is.

[evil joe]

I cannot even explain how gay this shit is.
I can. But I won't.

[Squeezymo]

I cannot even explain how gay this shit is.
is this your new saying?