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Zeeboe
06-19-2006, 07:31 PM
I found this online. It explains why kids today are pussies and it explains why a kid from the 1950's could whip the shit out of a kid from 2006.

To All The Kids Who Survived The 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because we were always outside playing.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms...we had friends and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live in us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

And finally, here is something I added to the list:

Whenever kids acted up in school or home, they got spanked and never repeated the crime again. And despite getting their asses whipped with a belt or paddle, they did not grow up to become serial killers. They actually grew up to become model citizens.

A95Gamer
06-19-2006, 08:27 PM
Most of those show why alot of people died during those years. Those that survived are probably in psych wards.

Junkman
06-19-2006, 08:38 PM
Sorry, but i find this to be incredibly stupid. Lets take a deeper look:

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
So you're trying to say that all new kids are pussies because we weren't born with asthma and birth defects? Give me a break.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for diabetes
See above. Although i have no clue what blu cheese dressing has to do with this, its probably just something i've never heard of.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
Again with the birth and early childhood defects!

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
That's true. New kids get pampered alot more. And im not complaining because all the bumps and bruises do turn you into less of a pussie.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
I agree with this one too. Except for the airbag part. Aren't kids not supposed to sit near airbags?

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
And there are no kids today who drink regularily from the hose and tap...

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
I share drinks with my friends all the time and always have. It's not like this stuff has become uncommon.

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because we were always outside playing.
No, kids of that era ate more home-cooked meals. That's a rarity in today's society, and is why so many kids are fat.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
You have to go back before the street lights come on? You pussies!

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
That's true. Parents today worry a little too much.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
I used to do stuff like this all the time as a kid. And i live in the city.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms...we had friends and we went outside and found them!
That is a problem with kids of today. Too many video games. I'm included in that, too.

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. People are just more afraid of getting sued today, that's all.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!
Okay, now this is the line that made me want to wright all this. All the stuff before hardly pissed me off, but this one just pushed me over the edge.
Like what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Are you saying that kids these days don't hang out at eachothers houses? And that exclimation point at the end just pisses me off for some reason. Either the person who wrote this ran out of ideas, or had a really nerdy kid that stayed home all day.


And i realize that it may seem like i'm taking this too seriously, and that it's a joke article, but if it's not remotely funny to begin with, what's the point?

svenson_26
06-19-2006, 09:10 PM
Hey, its not the kids these day's fault that they're "pussys". Its the parents who grew up with such shitty lives that they changed it for their kids.
You have a child, pamper it, then call it a pussy. That sure makes you REAL tougher than them. Poor little things.

Zeeboe
06-20-2006, 02:59 PM
Most of those show why alot of people died during those years. Those that survived are probably in psych wards.

Your grandparents and parents are in psych wards? And they had you, so they must have survived that era.

A95Gamer
06-20-2006, 06:08 PM
Your grandparents and parents are in psych wards? And they had you, so they must have survived that era.
They are dead you assfuck.

DarkTalon
06-20-2006, 07:59 PM
Well if the "Old schoolers" diden't work on developing new technology, that would make everyone nowdays "old-school" it's not like todays High-schoolers invented the PC.
and one last point...
The Amish, have and will always be old school.
cept' for thoose damn aborigenes :banghead:

Zeeboe
06-20-2006, 11:14 PM
They are dead you assfuck.

But your parents were alive when they had you, so they did survive that era.

Junkman
06-21-2006, 12:15 AM
The argument is that less people survived from earlier times because of less medical treatment and more exposure to harmful chemicals. Not that nobody from that era survived at all.
What A95Gamer said was an exageration, and if you took that as a fact maybe you should be staying away from all the lead paints and mercury. It's really gettin' to your head.

psychotic n00b
06-21-2006, 01:23 AM
personally, that wasnt funny, i dont care if "old-schoolers" are tougher, im betting that even though we have the most fat kids today, we also have the most kids obsessed with their image, and people who work out.

also, gang members arent pussies.

Junkman
06-21-2006, 05:31 PM
You notice how it's the parents who are calling this generation pussies? And they're the ones who brought their kids up like that. Thats like designing a robot to piss all over the carpet and then getting mad at it for pissing all over the carpet.

Nick is cool
06-21-2006, 06:28 PM
Haha its funny how you said they would kick the shit out of us when they probaly never even saw a weightroom... we would kill them

Jk1725
06-23-2006, 06:02 PM
Well uhhhh You guys went through all this than made your own kids pussys byn changing everything and constantly looking over them......

HereLiesMatthew
06-23-2006, 09:03 PM
I love how now adults talk about how our generation is so faulted, yet its their own fault, as they raised us.