How you know someone is going to die in a scary movie

[Riley]

You can just add to my list.

How you know someone will die in a scary movie.

by Riley Joy

1. If you have sex or are considered a slut, you will die.

2. If you are obnoxious and loud or drunk, you will most likely die.

3. If your a teenaged girl that crys and screams a lot, you will most likely die.

4. If you are the bully, say goodbye, your going to die.

anything I missed?

[ASecretLagoon]

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heart beating background noise

[brainkandy87]

If you're in a Jason movie, you're going to die. Even Jason will die in the movie. But, unlike Jason, the B actor that was gutted like a pig stuffed with sluts won't be brought back.

If you're in a Freddy movie, you're going to die. They always say Freddy dies, but he never does. You may be brought back in a dream, only to be killed again.

If you're in any other horror movie, you're going to die if you slip while trying to get away.

[Riley]

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heart beating background noise

oh very good.

Also if you breath a sigh of relief because it was only a cat, you will turn around and be shot, axed, chainsawed ect. ect..

[angellusions]

if you run upstairs, rather than out the front door, youre going to die. (is it me, or does that annoy anyone else?) :mad:
if your the token black guy, your gonna die. :rolleyes:

[Riley]

if you run upstairs, rather than out the front door, youre going to die. (is it me, or does that annoy anyone else?) :mad:
if your the token black guy, your gonna die. :rolleyes:

bugs the shit outta of me. And why in the hell do they have to investigate a noise? No you don't need to know what that sound is, get the hell out of the house and find a god damn phone people! And when you get into a car, for godsakes check the back seat! God I hate having to scream this shit at the movie screen, but they need our advice. :eek:

[Riley]

If you're in a Jason movie, you're going to die. Even Jason will die in the movie. But, unlike Jason, the B actor that was gutted like a pig stuffed with sluts won't be brought back.

If you're in a Freddy movie, you're going to die. They always say Freddy dies, but he never does. You may be brought back in a dream, only to be killed again.

If you're in any other horror movie, you're going to die if you slip while trying to get away.

gutted like a pig or stuck up on a large hook that will be protruding from their throat. :eek:

[Kanism]

in the olden days...if you were black...you were as good as dead...

and it's a given...if you are a hot chick with nice boobs and you don't show them off within the first 10 minutes of the movie...you will die before showing them off...(this one pisses me off like you would not believe)

[Riley]

oh and I can't forget the family pet, if their is a pet, more than likely it will be fertilizer mid way through the movie.

[JerkyMyTurky]

A character that is not very important, but the audience tends to like and become fond of usually ends up getting killed (not very nice). :(

[Bowling-Pete]

If you walk backwards, you will walk into the killer... and die.

If you are handicapped, and not the killer, you will be one of the last to die.

If you're wondering where Billy and Bobbie Sue went off to, and go look for them, you're gonna die.

If you wander into someone's house to find a room full of bones, and instead of quietly leaving you sit there and scream, you're gonna die.


Most of these are from the Original Texas Chain Saw Massacre film.

[WhatTheFluck295]

If you're a minority...black, Asian, Jewish, gay, etc....you're gone.

If you're somewhere you're not supposed to be, you die.

If you're a huge celebrity but you're not one of the main characters you're dead.

If you're blonde and have big breasts, you're dead.

If you pick up some large weapon to defend yourself with, the killer will use it on you and you'll die.

If you try to help the main character at all you die.

If you're ugly, you die.

If you reference your plans for the future in any way, shape, or form...gonner.

[Deltron]

If your car doesn't start, but ran perfectly fine before, you're gonna die.

If you trip over nothing while running, and decide to look back and scream at the killer, then try to run at the last second, you're gonna die.

If blood drips on you from the ceiling, your as good as dead.

[Madness]

If You just scream out " WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Your pretty much dead from there on. Why must people scream at nothingness? It's not like he's gonna come out and say " I wanna kill you of course"

And just because you knocked him out is no reason for a celebration at all. He's jusy in that spot to come out and get you. So make sure his head is not connected to his body or he's still gonna go after you. Until the sequel.

[Bowling-Pete]

To add to a previous one:

If you're black and NOT LL Cool J, you will die.

[Karly]

the niggers & spics always die first.

[Dual]

If you're fat or out of shape

If you're the random person who's just there

If you stop to help someone or something (like a young kid or a cat) when
you know there is a killer hunting for your ass

[Bergs]

To add to a previous one:

If you're black and NOT LL Cool J, you will die.

I wasa just about to say that fucker. Although you probably will get hurt, ya know cant let them niggers gt through without a scratch! :eek: (he said nigger...damn racist conservatives)

[S10000]

No, in Deep Blue Sea, that black guy survived. But they couldn't let him go without being injured. That afrikan got his legs nearly torn off! But he was the best. Stabbing that shark in the eye, hahahaha. Oh man, Ice Cube rules.

But they killed Samuel L Jackson.

[Bergs]

There is another one. If you are Samuel L. Jackson and you are not the main character, you gonna die.

[Riley]

have you ever noticed that their best friend/spouse/parents never believe the person when they tell them their is something strange about a person? They always tell them they need to seek professional help? Pisses me off.

[biscuit]

If you're in a Jason movie, you're going to die. Even Jason will die in the movie. But, unlike Jason, the B actor that was gutted like a pig stuffed with sluts


So jason finds a few hookers and stuffs them inside the doomed B actor?

[biscuit]

No, in Deep Blue Sea, that black guy survived. But they couldn't let him go without being injured. That afrikan got his legs nearly torn off! But he was the best. Stabbing that shark in the eye, hahahaha. Oh man, Ice Cube rules.

But they killed Samuel L Jackson.


YOU AINT NEVA SEEN ANY OF MA MOOOVIES??? JUICE , THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. DEEP BLUE SEA??? THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME MUTHA FUCKA! [/Chappelle skit]

[WhatTheFluck295]

To add to a previous one:

If you're black and NOT LL Cool J, you will die.

nor will you die if you're Busta Rhymes. :rolleyes:

[The Whale]

If you eat feces out of a diaper

[Tool]

if your a crippled and prepubescent keven bacon

[Sageth]

If you walk into a house and the TV is showing only static
OR
If you walk into a house and the lights and/or telephone stop working
OR
If you walk into a house and scream, "IS ANYBODY HERE?"
OR
If the light from car headlights passes over the actor's face....

....You're gonna die.

[Sageth]

Also, did you ever notice that all these murders happen in rural towns where the murder "shocks" the community? None of these movies are ever set in a downtown ghetto... guess it wouldn't be all that scary then, it'd be kinda normal. :(

[Bowling-Pete]

If you walk into a house and the TV is showing only static
OR
If you walk into a house and the lights and/or telephone stop working
OR
If you walk into a house and scream, "IS ANYBODY HERE?"
OR
If the light from car headlights passes over the actor's face....

....You're gonna die.


OR
If you walk into a house that is not your own, without being invited (sometimes with being invited)


... Unless you're Bruce Campbell

[WhatTheFluck295]

Ah, wait...

If you're shown on screen within the first 10 minutes, expect to be sliced and diced. Everyone loves a good opening death scene.

[Riley]

Also, did you ever notice that all these murders happen in rural towns where the murder "shocks" the community? None of these movies are ever set in a downtown ghetto... guess it wouldn't be all that scary then, it'd be kinda normal. :(

So True. Its much more effective when it happens after Church in Gatlin Nebraska population 890 :cool: (children of the corn)

[RaYmOnD]

If you like doing handstands naked...you're gonna die, and probly loose your balls in the process.

[Bowling-Pete]

Also, did you ever notice that all these murders happen in rural towns where the murder "shocks" the community? None of these movies are ever set in a downtown ghetto... guess it wouldn't be all that scary then, it'd be kinda normal. :(


Leprechaun in the Hood



Oh, and the killer always "dies".

If you break any of the Ten Commandments (Other than saying the Lord's name in vein... that's like .01 of a commandment) you gonna die!

[Madness]

If the town was deserted and you want to investegate why there's No one there, You are on the road to hell.

The killer can walk as slow as he wants and he still can catch up with you. It doesn't even matter If he's a fat guy with a chainsaw, He can out run a gazelle.

[Sketcher]

If there is no background music and no sound, and the camera zooms in on someone, you know when the camera zooms back out, your going to see the killer standing behind em.

If one of the characters says "I can handle this."

If they all decide to split up.

[WhatTheFluck295]

If they all decide to split up.

To shape that one more, if they split up and one of the groups consists of none of the main characters, everyone in that group will die first.

[Yeti Patrol]

I've stopped watching alot of horror movies because they're so lame, they should really tweak them and have the killer anal rape everyone before they die, or the killer should jus give up and in the next scene you see him make lemon pie with Martha Stewart.

[da jester]

If you temporarily outrun the killer you're gonna be killed in a few minutes.
If you're a hot chick you're dead. :p
If you're a bitch you're dead. :mad:
If you're the cool guy who thinks he knows everything,you're dead. :cool:
If you're the careful person, you're still gonna die. :confused:
If in any horror movie you are a teenager,it's a pretty safe beat you're gonna die.

[ColdReaper]

the killer should jus give up and in the next scene you see him make lemon pie with Martha Stewart.

funniest thing i have heard all month.


Edit: When they do something someone tells them not to do or they don't do something someone tells them to do...

Candyman killed people in the ghetto

[Ninja]

The one person who wanted to stay or investigate the sound, shuffling, scream, missing person so and so on will usually end up living where as everyone who wants to leave end up dead. This pisses me off the most

[Alexander]

hey, i saw this thing on tv another thing that tends to happen.. is.. the greedy ones! muahahhahahhaa.. so rich greedy bease terds r gonna die :D

[Alex]

ehh i am alexander, new name...

-Alex

[disturbed2]

Did anyone notice that the person who is being chased either: A) Hides in a nearby closet. B) Tries to be a hero and tries to kill the killer. C) Stays in the area when there is a wonderful chance to run away. :D

[reigenborn]

NO RASCISM ON THIS.... but everyone knows that black people die..

[Wire17]

NO RASCISM ON THIS.... but everyone knows that black people die..

1st off, this is like the 17th time someone has mentioned this, get some new material.

Ant way, the whole "black people die" thing isnt really true anymore. Sure it used to be, but now they aint like that anymore. Directors have realized that people are cathing on to them and their love for killing the minorities, so they arent killing them as often. The black people are starting to make it all the way to the end. Now they are all trying to be original and kill the person you thought might live.

[E-DuB06]

Im so glad you came up with this list , because i never had a clue that someone was going to die in a horror movie? did you? i didnt, gosh. I dont really care who dies in the movie you just know that the main character lives PERIOD>.<

[Star]

If you're the cop who just arrested the killer and has him in the back seat....pretty shortly, you're going to die. Remember "The Swim Fan"?