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OhioState120
04-28-2004, 04:37 PM
What would you do if your roomate(s) play the same damn, fucking, annoying song(s) every day, 3 times a day? Thanks.

TMic007
04-28-2004, 07:05 PM
What I would do... Play the songs that you like every day, 3 times a day. and cum in the milk.

Madness
04-28-2004, 07:09 PM
Get the cd, or tape. And then switch it with some message recorded by satan telling him that's the song of hell your playing.

That or just hold it for ransom and tell him you'll give it back never.

Voe25
04-28-2004, 07:54 PM
What I would do... Play the songs that you like every day, 3 times a day. and cum in the milk.

yes cumming in the milk is a good idea!! or you could just take the cd out of his cd player while he's listening to the song and break the cd in half and then throw it in a fire and let him watch the peices melt.

or you could be reasonable and ask him to play the song less or quiter...... but that way isn't as fun

Karly
04-28-2004, 08:02 PM
tell the person if they dont cut it out you will play a hanson cd.

OhioState120
04-28-2004, 08:02 PM
Thanks guys... but what if they're playing the songs on they're computer? Then what?

Madness
04-28-2004, 08:16 PM
well then you just make that file a hidden file. And say you never deleted it. It's true anyway. Or just rename it ro a song you know he hates and hope he never checks out to be sure.

Angryredneck
04-28-2004, 09:20 PM
Download some fucking Slayer and play it repeatedly.

BigMattTheHobo
04-28-2004, 09:56 PM
Sodomy = victory.

OhioState120
04-29-2004, 01:09 AM
Yeah that's the problem... they listen to that rap shit all of the time... some of it is ok and I can tolerate it... just not 24/7.

madadder
04-29-2004, 01:41 AM
Kick some ass and take some names. Then while he's laying on the floor, take a big shit all over his face. Get someone else to take a picture of it and post it in the pics section with the caption, "OWNED!"

Or just do something to the sound file.

OhioState120
04-29-2004, 02:29 PM
Maybe I should play my MetallicA collection... they hate that stuff.

Rabid_chiapet
04-30-2004, 07:18 PM
Fight fire with fire is what I say. Turn the most annoying song you can find, like anything country or tejano, turn it up as loud as you can. Then if you can get out of there, crawl out your window or something, cuz you're gonna want to lock the door to your room or baracade it so they can't get in and turn it off.

Or you can just suffocate them in their sleep...whatever works for you

OhioState120
04-30-2004, 07:48 PM
They like country and I live on the 9th floor and there are no balconies. I think I'll just put soap a sock and pull a "Full Metal Jacket".

oopyman
04-30-2004, 08:51 PM
Download a bunch of Emperor, Hypocrisy, Dissection, Dimmu Borgir, Immortal, and Deicide. Play it as loud as you possibly can. That'll drive them crazy.

born2lose
04-30-2004, 10:30 PM
Damage inc!!!
seriously, if hes computer illiterate you can just delete his sound drivers :) that sould give you a couple of days of peace

Sepoku
04-30-2004, 10:56 PM
give him headphones... that way everyone wins

puffy762
05-01-2004, 01:47 PM
What I would do... Play the songs that you like every day, 3 times a day. and cum in the milk.

perfectly said!! cum in his milk!!(then dont drink milk for 2 weeks lol!)

or...if that duznt work... download the opposite of what he listens to!(if he listens to metal, play a country song over and over!) then, lock ur door, and leave the house!! that should piss them off, untill they realize the window is open!

BUT, if nothing works... change all his songs to different names, crack all his cds, burn them... then when he sleeps, take a HUGE dump, wipe ur ass with toilet paper, then rub it in his face!! (if he duznt wake up, piss in his face to!)

Rabid_chiapet
05-01-2004, 03:56 PM
I already mentioned that idea, read the posts man.

ypsidan04
05-01-2004, 10:51 PM
yes cumming in the milk is a good idea!!

LOL!! That's genius!

Depends on what they are blasting. Play something that is close to 180 degrees opposite.
BUT, if nothing works... change all his songs to different names, crack all his cds, burn them... then when he sleeps, take a HUGE dump, wipe ur ass with toilet paper, then rub it in his face!! (if he duznt wake up, piss in his face to!)

Put the CDs in the microwave for a couple seconds. It destroys them and makes good drink coasters. :-)

born2lose
05-02-2004, 01:04 PM
how aboot u pee on the keyboard and mouse.....he'll have to get a new one. That will buy you a day or two

321 gizzo
05-02-2004, 11:43 PM
hire a day laborer to rape them, using peanut butter, syrup, or tabasco as lubricant.

Star
05-02-2004, 11:51 PM
Personally, I would play the Milk and Cereal song, several times a day. Then I would do what Mami said and play Hanson stuff. OMG, what could be worse?

OhioState120
05-03-2004, 02:56 PM
To tell you the truth... they actually like that Milk and Cereal song... so go figure.