crazy comedian

[a7x1337]

...:squint:

i guess she needs to feed her kids somehow

[Norgol]

if only she started doing the barking noise infront of a mental institution

[Just Spurplin]

I feel REALLY bad for all the people who were laughing hysterically in the crowd. There were many adults that just kept on laughing, like it was the funniest thing they had ever heard. I mean pity laughs I understand. Id feel kinda bad for her, especially if I was in the front row, so I might chuckle. But the people who couldnt stop themselves just gotta feel like complete dumbasses when they rethink what they saw.

[SkimI3oarder]

Ahahahaha this was hilarious!!

Seriously, one of the funniest commedian acts since i heard dane cook. She also sounded like the animals she was making the noises of lol. Awesome stuff. -Sarcasm-

[Melonhead1]

fucking retarted

[keith134]

Aww Lisa, we're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you!
10 chars suckas!

[ConanTL]

Damn, that was painful as all hell to watch.

[D-roc]

God was that remotley retarded. I wanted to punch the fat bitch.

[Schnokes]

:squint: . . . :err: :confused:
:banghead: :wah:
:err:
:redface: lol?
She started freakin singing :blahblah:

... It was awful... :ohnoes: :help:

[LoPan]

Damn, that was painful as all hell to watch.

Yeah I couldn't finish it.

edit: AH HA SkimI3oarder you got me!

I'd like to think Eric was being sarcastic, but he and many other people here loved that dude that put a bunch of songs together and danced to them...what was that "The History of Dance"? That wasn't funny either, that was just a douchebag taking advantage of the fact that if any guy does any kind of stupid dance, women instinctively put their arms up and clap going "whoo hooo!" Try it next time you're at a party where no one is dancing, start doing something stupid and cliche like that asshole did and watch how fast women do the "whoo hooo!" thing.

[Brad98287]

I want 5 mins of my life back. Ebaum must have been hammered when he posted this one.

[FonsecaWalls]

i can't believe that shit was on front page, sad

[Bigheaded Chief]

Ahahahaha this was hilarious!!

Seriously, one of the funniest commedian acts since i heard dane cook. She also sounded like the animals she was making the noises of lol. Awesome stuff. -Sarcasm-
YOU NEVER COMPAIR THAT TO DANE COOK THAT WAS NOWHERE NEAR DANE COOKS LEVEL YOU NEED TO CERL UP IN A BALL AND BE ROLLED DOWN A VERY VERY STEEP HILL WITH LEPPARDS CHASING AFTER YOU AND ALLIGATORS AT THE BOTTOM AND THEN THROWN IN A BLENDER AND THEN STUFFED UP A COWS A-HOLE no im jk but dane is much better than that

[fantasticpants2]

that. was. painful.
why anyone would think that's actually funny is quite beyond me. then again, when carlos mencia gets his own tv show, nothing should surprise me after that.

[MutantCircus]

that was horrible. if i were there i'd have boo'd her off stage.

[Chaos Daro]

YOU NEVER COMPAIR THAT TO DANE COOK THAT WAS NOWHERE NEAR DANE COOKS LEVEL YOU NEED TO CERL UP IN A BALL AND BE ROLLED DOWN A VERY VERY STEEP HILL WITH LEPPARDS CHASING AFTER YOU AND ALLIGATORS AT THE BOTTOM AND THEN THROWN IN A BLENDER AND THEN STUFFED UP A COWS A-HOLE no im jk but dane is much better than that

Yet again good sarcasm goes to waste :rollseyes

[navid]

dane cook > *

fuck that bitch.

[Method]

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[Buckethead_GNR]

it really pisses me off how everyone it the crowd were laughing.

[mike0006]

Yeah I couldn't finish it.

edit: AH HA SkimI3oarder you got me!

I'd like to think Eric was being sarcastic, but he and many other people here loved that dude that put a bunch of songs together and danced to them...what was that "The History of Dance"? That wasn't funny either, that was just a douchebag taking advantage of the fact that if any guy does any kind of stupid dance, women instinctively put their arms up and clap going "whoo hooo!" Try it next time you're at a party where no one is dancing, start doing something stupid and cliche like that asshole did and watch how fast women do the "whoo hooo!" thing.

Woot! That's the only way I can pick up on chicks. Nothin like the White Boy Dance!

[rX_Golem]

YOU NEVER COMPAIR THAT TO DANE COOK THAT WAS NOWHERE NEAR DANE COOKS LEVEL YOU NEED TO CERL UP IN A BALL AND BE ROLLED DOWN A VERY VERY STEEP HILL WITH LEPPARDS CHASING AFTER YOU AND ALLIGATORS AT THE BOTTOM AND THEN THROWN IN A BLENDER AND THEN STUFFED UP A COWS A-HOLE no im jk but dane is much better than that

You remember when you were a little kid and you saw Robin Williams on a talk show? How he would just go CRAAAZY and do all these manic impersonations of big-time celebrities and sassy drag queens and 'soul brothas' and like 42 other people in three and a half minutes? And the audience would go wild, and you'd be in stitches, too, and you'd sit there and think to yourself "How does he do it?" But then a few years later, you saw him again on some show, and for some reason, the histrionics didnt so much scream funny as they screamed sweaty desperation. And the host and the audience were very obliging, but clearly kind of waiting for the guy to leave the set as soon as possible. And for some reason, the phrase "If you cant blind them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit" kept coming into your head. Well, remember that feeling, folks, cause youre going to have it again in 5 years when you watch those reruns of the Dane Cook Special.

In conclusion: Dane Cook sucks.

[DarcSystems]

Dane Cook says all the shit everyone was thinking, but he says it so much better than any one of us could.

[SkimI3oarder]

Dane Cook says all the shit everyone was thinking, but he says it so much better than any one of us could.

Thats exactly right, its obsevational humor that makes everyone think "Thats sooo damn true!"

[diddley]

You idiots obviously don't get the joke. Its funny BECAUSE it was so bad. It's so horrible its histerical. Once again, great humor goes over most ebaumer's heads because they're too young to recognize where the joke is.

[AbsoluteIgnitor]

You idiots obviously don't get the joke. Its funny BECAUSE it was so bad. It's so horrible its histerical. Once again, great humor goes over most ebaumer's heads because they're too young to recognize where the joke is.

Usually when comedians do that there's actually some kind of intelligence to it and you can tell that, even though it's really bad, they still worked on making it enjoyable. Some fat slob have a seizure and making barn yard animal noises is not funny.

[Junkman]

Of course it's funny. It's not like she was being serious.

[Cyl-11]

who is dane cook?:confuzed:

[emericanlegend]

You idiots obviously don't get the joke. Its funny BECAUSE it was so bad. It's so horrible its histerical. Once again, great humor goes over most ebaumer's heads because they're too young to recognize where the joke is.
...actually I think everyone understands that concept, but that still doesn't make it funny. I don't even look at the front page anymore because of videos like this. Not even remotely entertaining.

[Buckethead_GNR]

Usually when comedians do that there's actually some kind of intelligence to it and you can tell that, even though it's really bad, they still worked on making it enjoyable. Some fat slob have a seizure and making barn yard animal noises is not funny.

I get what ur saying nigga, but this kinda vid should be in moron mail or something. Its totally wack.

[Ebaumsbitch]

You remember when you were a little kid and you saw Robin Williams on a talk show? How he would just go CRAAAZY and do all these manic impersonations of big-time celebrities and sassy drag queens and 'soul brothas' and like 42 other people in three and a half minutes? And the audience would go wild, and you'd be in stitches, too, and you'd sit there and think to yourself "How does he do it?" But then a few years later, you saw him again on some show, and for some reason, the histrionics didnt so much scream funny as they screamed sweaty desperation. And the host and the audience were very obliging, but clearly kind of waiting for the guy to leave the set as soon as possible. And for some reason, the phrase "If you cant blind them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit" kept coming into your head. Well, remember that feeling, folks, cause youre going to have it again in 5 years when you watch those reruns of the Dane Cook Special.

In conclusion: Dane Cook sucks.

I was actually just thinking the same thing earlier today about Robin Williams... How his entire bit is simply jumping around and shouting in goofy voices. And like me, I'll bet his audiences don't even have a clue what the fuck he's talking about, but it doesn't really seem to matter. They love those silly voices.

I do have to disagree about Dane Cook though. I definitely think he's an overrated comedian, but unlike Robin Williams, I do think he has at least some comedic talent.

[dropofahat]

Oh course it's funny. It's not like she was being serious.
Oh, I disagree completely - I think she WAS being serious - meaning that she wasn't doing a "Hey, aren't I a lousy comic?" routine, she just IS plain old lame. I think she was TRYING to be funny and failing miserably. Which in it's own way is entertaining. (Unless Junkman wasn't being serious in his quote? Can't handle so many layers of possible-being-seriousness...)

I also think a lot of the audience laughter was either mercy laughs, or people who thought she just looked & sounded ridiculous doing the animal sounds - or possibly even friends of hers who think she's funny and probably talked her into doing it in the first place. (Does anyone know what it was she appeared on? Could be a local talent show or benefit performance, and she's the funniest person they know...)

I like the fact that after she first does the dog sounds, the audience kind of applauded - and she gives this little smiley look that says "Okay, now I've got 'em!"

And did I imagine it, or did she keep checking her watch? Geez, even SHE can't wait until her set is over!

[Ebaumsbitch]

And did I imagine it, or did she keep checking her watch?

I saw that too, but I think she was looking at a list to help her remember the order of the animals.

[dropofahat]

I saw that too, but I think she was looking at a list to help her remember the order of the animals.
Right, because God forbid she get them in the wrong order, it might ruin the whole effect! (Wow, if that's true that's WORSE than checking her watch! Pathetic!!)

[Chaos Daro]

Oh, I disagree completely - I think she WAS being serious - meaning that she wasn't doing a "Hey, aren't I a lousy comic?" routine, she just IS plain old lame. I think she was TRYING to be funny and failing miserably. Which in it's own way is entertaining. (Unless Junkman wasn't being serious in his quote? Can't handle so many layers of possible-being-seriousness...)

I also think a lot of the audience laughter was either mercy laughs, or people who thought she just looked & sounded ridiculous doing the animal sounds - or possibly even friends of hers who think she's funny and probably talked her into doing it in the first place. (Does anyone know what it was she appeared on? Could be a local talent show or benefit performance, and she's the funniest person they know...)

I like the fact that after she first does the dog sounds, the audience kind of applauded - and she gives this little smiley look that says "Okay, now I've got 'em!"

And did I imagine it, or did she keep checking her watch? Geez, even SHE can't wait until her set is over!

I agreee, I think she was being serious. Even if she wasn't she's still not even remotely funny. Some people have a wierd sense of humour, like the people who think the new episodes of the simpsons are actually funny. Intelligent humour, my ass! :dunce:

[Tyrant1]

they put in on the front page to show how pathetic she is!!!!

[Junkman]

Well, it had me laughing histaricly. But I was drunk when i saw it...