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Tool
04-28-2004, 11:31 PM
Keanu Reeves sucks some dick too but I left him off cus of the first matrix movie and you know James Van Der Beek sucks mouths full but he narrowly missed this list cus of the movie "rules of attraction" which was pretty good.

brainkandy87
04-28-2004, 11:46 PM
Well, I know for a fact (I heard it from my best friend's girlfriend's cousin's teacher) that Bob Barker sucks a mean one.

Sageth
04-28-2004, 11:49 PM
Well, I know for a fact (I heard it from my best friend's girlfriend's cousin's teacher) that Bob Barker sucks a mean one.

only if the price is right :D

brainkandy87
04-29-2004, 12:11 AM
only if the price is right :D

True, but when the guy is about to ejaculate in his mouth, he yells...

"COME ON DOWN!"

bostich
04-29-2004, 01:54 AM
Freddy Prince JR sucks a fat nut. Not just any fat nut, an obese one with its own back rolls.

Bergs
04-29-2004, 02:48 AM
Ben "For some reason I think I'm the official spokesman of the Red Sox nation" Affleck is the gayest of the gay.

Tool
04-29-2004, 03:37 AM
yeah man, its true affleck's queerness is off the charts. However I had to go with chevy chase cause I was torchered with those gay "christmas vacation" movies every christmas for most of my childhood. In my house, chevy chase is like another word for gay sex. ill tell my friend, "you look like you want to have some chevy chase with him!"

Im a little surprised brendan fraser is getting ignored so far, blast from the past or george of the jungle not gay enough for u?

Bergs
04-29-2004, 03:44 AM
WTF, george of the jungle was the shit yo.

Citronic27
04-29-2004, 08:01 AM
I haven't voted because I don't actually think that any of the actors in the list are that bad. I'm not particularly fond of certain kinds of movies they appear in but I don't think any of them play their parts that badly.

I'll tell you who really do suck cock as far as acting goes - Dolph Lundgren, Van Damme and Stallone. They may be able to throw their fists around, but their acting is atrocious!

Kanism
04-29-2004, 08:32 AM
I think Maynard of APC sucks the most dick...but, then again...I'm hetero...what do I know about that :D

droogsteve
04-29-2004, 08:53 AM
Im a little surprised brendan fraser is getting ignored so far, blast from the past or george of the jungle not gay enough for u?
Brendan Frasier gets a pass because of "Airheads".

DaIce72
04-29-2004, 12:26 PM
Brendan Frasier gets a pass because of "Airheads".

Very true...Also the first mummy wasn't that bad...I had to pick Kevin Costner because of FUCKING WATERWORLD. HORRIBLE. Also, I just don't like him...

RaYmOnD
04-29-2004, 12:44 PM
I saw a man today that looked like Ben Affleck.....

I thought waterworld was a good movie, just me?

Tool
04-29-2004, 12:48 PM
I think Maynard of APC sucks the most dick...but, then again...I'm hetero...what do I know about that :D

OMG! I hope you die an excruciatingly painful death for that comment! Yeah, I mean so what if maynard dresses in drag sometimes during his live shows, He's still the shit! and nobody who's that cool can be considered gay. You woulnd't accuse the fonze of being gay would you?

Tool
04-29-2004, 01:04 PM
I'll tell you who really do suck cock as far as acting goes - Dolph Lundgren, Van Damme and Stallone. They may be able to throw their fists around, but their acting is atrocious!

yes its true, dolph lundgren, van damme and stallone are 3 of the worst actors ever. However this is more of a list about..hmm if you see this actor in a movie, you know it sucks dick! For instance have you ever seen a good Freddy Prince jr movie? me neither, he's been in such classics as scooby doo, I know what you did last summer, I still know what you did last summer, summer catch, and she's all that. ugh.

Anyways cant put stallone up there because of Rocky alone, but not to mention Rambo! Dolph is horrible but gave a classic performance in rocky 4 ("I must break you!") and van damme...oh how could I have missed him :mad:

Kanism
04-29-2004, 01:17 PM
OMG! I hope you die an excruciatingly painful death for that comment! Yeah, I mean so what if maynard dresses in drag sometimes during his live shows, He's still the shit! and nobody who's that cool can be considered gay. You woulnd't accuse the fonze of being gay would you?you...get out of my inside joke ;)

huge_mischief
04-29-2004, 01:30 PM
Ben afflect sucks monster donkey slongs. Glad to see he is where he deserves.

Citronic27
04-29-2004, 02:06 PM
yes its true, dolph lundgren, van damme and stallone are 3 of the worst actors ever. However this is more of a list about..hmm if you see this actor in a movie, you know it sucks dick! For instance have you ever seen a good Freddy Prince jr movie? me neither, he's been in such classics as scooby doo, I know what you did last summer, I still know what you did last summer, summer catch, and she's all that. ugh.

Anyways cant put stallone up there because of Rocky alone, but not to mention Rambo! Dolph is horrible but gave a classic performance in rocky 4 ("I must break you!") and van damme...oh how could I have missed him :mad:Well if the thread title actually meant what you said then I retract my previous statement. It wasn't clear though.

Based on the new meaning of the thread my opinion is that I think Ben Afleck is ok, Kevin Costner is ok, Chevy Chase is a clown but the Vacation movies are classics and Hugh Grant is a bit of a frip but the few movies I have seen in him have been reasonably entertaining. That leaves 2 - Brendan and Freddie. I'm not very clued up on either of their movies so I guess it's a tie.

Mr.Man
05-01-2004, 09:51 PM
yap ben effleck is no good all his performaces are flat his monochromatic

Mr.Man
05-01-2004, 09:54 PM
yes its true, dolph lundgren, van damme and stallone are 3 of the worst actors ever. However this is more of a list about..hmm if you see this actor in a movie, you know it sucks dick! For instance have you ever seen a good Freddy Prince jr movie? me neither, he's been in such classics as scooby doo, I know what you did last summer, I still know what you did last summer, summer catch, and she's all that. ugh.

Anyways cant put stallone up there because of Rocky alone, but not to mention Rambo! Dolph is horrible but gave a classic performance in rocky 4 ("I must break you!") and van damme...oh how could I have missed him :mad:


ui dunno stalone is ok and vandame did have some good movie's i used to like his movies when i was around 10 but now looking back on em makes em look so cheezy

Dual
05-01-2004, 09:57 PM
Every movie I can think of that starred Freddie Prince Jr. has sucked massive hairy ass. Take Wing Commander for example