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Nash_61
07-04-2006, 02:05 AM
What do you call a bunch of blacks sitting in a shead - Antiuqe Farm Equipment


What do you call a Sasqutch - Proof that indians fucked bears

Whats the difference between a loaf of bread and a jew - The loaf of bread does not scream when you put it in the oven!

What do apples and Blacks have in common - They both look good hanging from trees

What do you call an indian riding a bike - A Theif

What do you call two indians riding a bike - Organized Crime

Whats the difference between a Indian and a picnic table - A picnic table can support a family


How do you confuse an indian - Hide his welfare check in his workboots


How do you get a one armed indian out of a tree - Pass him a beer

What do you call an indian artifact - an empty beer bottle on the side of the road

What do you call a rare indian artifact - a full bottle of beer on the side of the road

Whats the fastest thing on a indian reserve - a beer truck
whats the second fasted thing on a indian reserve - a mob of indians chasing it



why was 6 afraid of 7 - cause 7 ...8......9


Why is basketball a black mans sport - cuase you can steal shoot and run....


how do you get a irish chick pregnent...... jack off on her shoes and let the flys do the rest!!!!!

Squeezymo
07-04-2006, 12:05 PM
you suck.
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psychotic n00b
07-04-2006, 01:01 PM
wow cauz those are all funny ya know

Franzman
07-04-2006, 01:52 PM
Waht about Indians?

http://snarfed.org/space/Mustache+Competition/scaled-images-entrants/apu/apu.jpg

HereLiesMatthew
07-04-2006, 03:14 PM
What do you call a Sasqutch - Proof that indians fucked bears

Made me LOL because its so random.

Nash_61
07-11-2006, 06:42 AM
im talking about NATIVE INDIANS, fucking redskins, CHUGS, you know!!!!!
I guess you dont have alot of them fuckers over in the states.

Ok ..... this is how Indians talk,

ok do this, stick your bottom jaw out and lip out, dont open your mouth when you talk, and talk in a somewhat deep voice, like this ehh!!!


Ehh!!! wana go to the corner store and pickup some lysol and get fucked up ehh!!!! dont make me fuucking scalp you!!!

Squeezymo
07-11-2006, 04:07 PM
What do you call 5 canadians in a cadillac going over a cliff?

a shame, a cadillac seats 6.