View Full Version : Do Japs really have to shit like that?
Holy shit, I could never squat like that and take a shit!!
Here in America, shitting is a time to gather ones thoughts and maybe have a ciggerette!
Omg so disturbing!
Oh and A++ On this weeks update, that Shakira video had me LMAO
Quikshot73
07-07-2006, 03:21 PM
I was waiting for someone to open a topic on this, just so I could ask that question.
HOW THE HELL DO THEY SHIT LIKE THAT OMG
nighthawk39
07-07-2006, 03:28 PM
You guys must be either a) really fat b) have really weak quads or c) both
Quikshot73
07-07-2006, 03:31 PM
I mean, I know I could shit like that if necessary, but why the fuck not sit down? Crazy Azns.
Namflow509
07-07-2006, 03:36 PM
I have been to many places in the world and have never seen such nonsense. I think it's only a Japanese thing.
It makes sense though, with those toilet seats you don't even have to sit down and it's more hygenic. But it kind of makes you wonder... if you can't sit down and take a shit why don't people over there just shit in the park or anywhere else where you don't need to sit either? It defeats the whole purpose of a toilet.
nighthawk39
07-07-2006, 03:38 PM
In Cuba too I believe you can't sit down at most places (except American-friendly hotels) and there aren't doors either. I'm pretty sure it's Cuba...
They're not all like that, mainly just public toilets. Maybe it's to do with hygiene. Go to a Japanese hotel and be amazed by the gadgetry of their modern shitters.
Things will wash, dry, pluck, and comb your anal pubes at the push of a button. :lol:
Namflow509
07-07-2006, 04:26 PM
Go to a Japanese hotel and be amazed by the gadgetry of their modern shitters.
Things will wash, dry, pluck, and comb your anal pubes at the push of a button. :lol:
Man, I got to go to Japan!
ThaPharCyde
07-07-2006, 06:43 PM
I have been waiting for a thread like this to ask this quesiton. Why in the hell do all these japanese shows have those annoying-ass boxes in the corner of the screen with the host/audiance...whatever...laughing? It is so tacky and annoying. And the sound effects are stupid too but I mean...ever since I've been seeing these clips I'v been wondering about those hosts. I mean I don't need a person laughing in the corner to give me the go to laugh. I'd take Bob Faggot's lame jokes on America's funniest home videos over that.
And as far as the video..pretty good stuff. I don't how this show/shows get away with some of the things they do. For instance there is one where they have skiers, after a long day of skiing, enjoying a relaxing sauna. Then they open the wall where the sauna goers sit and they tumble onto the snow naked. I always thought Japan was extremely conservative, but apparantly not. I love me some pranks! *Heads over to video section to post some more, albeit annoying with hosts in the corner, japanese prank vids* :)
svenson_26
07-07-2006, 06:50 PM
That is totaly awsome. I love Japan. That would be crazy illegal over here.
Rant
The Japanese seem to have the best sense of humour. It seems crazy because when it comes to politics they are as shrewd as ancient Rome. (And they want to kill all the whales.):wah: However, when it comes to self-embarrassment they appear to have a very different policy. It's like the more foolish you are portrayed the cooler you look. Go figure?
All I gotta say is I respect them for it and I hope they continue to be as crazy as they are for as long as I live. :D
ThaPharCyde
07-07-2006, 07:18 PM
The Japanese seem to have the best sense of humour. It seems crazy because when it comes to politics they are as shrewd as ancient Rome. (And they want to kill all the whales.):wah: However, when it comes to self-embarrassment they appear to have a very different policy. It's like the more foolish you are portrayed the cooler you look. Go figure?
All I gotta say is I respect them for it and I hope they continue to be as crazy as they are for as long as I live. :D
No no it wasn't a rant my friend. I have the same sentiment as you as I enjoy the humor as well. I just wish they were as lenient here in the states. There just aren't enough prank shows here. There is that parent pranks their child show on ABC family and that's about it. :banghead:
I SNAKED YOU
07-07-2006, 07:33 PM
I enjoyed this one much more then last weeks, still that last guy might sue he fell back wards right on his head.
FonsecaWalls
07-07-2006, 07:34 PM
I wanna try that toilet at least once
jerky18
07-07-2006, 07:39 PM
Public toilets are this way in a lot of asia. I've been to china, japan, thailand, and indonesia, and ive seen toilets like this in all of those places. If you think about it, its more hygenic. Theres no touching involved. No sitting on somebody else's piss, shit, and ass sweat. Also, squatting is a more natural way of shitting anyway. It spreads the cheeks wider and reduces the wipeage. People are so intolerant of anything thats remotely different to the way they do things, even if it is a more logical and cleaner way.
PS. the best part is when they drag the people into the lake..
cepator
07-07-2006, 08:20 PM
When you shit like that you don't sit on the desk where 100 people sat before you and pissed all over it.
YankeesSuck
07-08-2006, 02:04 AM
That was funny as hell
A550RGY
07-08-2006, 02:10 AM
Honestly, I'm the last person to scream out "fake", but a part of me wonders if this might indeed be staged, even given the extreme cultural differences between Japan and the US. Think about it... the Japanese viewing audience is nowhere near as savvy to schenanigans as US viewers, so I'm sure any television producer looking for high ratings could stage any number of outrageous pranks and sell it off to the unsuspecting Japanese public as real. They're like wide-eyed innocent children over there. They probably believed that tv stunt where the guy was launched into the air with 100 pressurized 2-liter bottles strapped to his back.
dghodsi
07-08-2006, 04:25 AM
the Japanese viewing audience is nowhere near as savvy to schenanigans as US viewers They're like wide-eyed innocent children over there.
I guess that's why Americans believed WWF, jerry springer, and reality tv shows were real back in the 90's eh? maybe we're a bit quicker to call fake now but people used to believe anything they saw on tv.
Dorayaki
07-08-2006, 04:53 AM
I have been waiting for a thread like this to ask this quesiton. Why in the hell do all these japanese shows have those annoying-ass boxes in the corner of the screen with the host/audiance...whatever...laughing? It is so tacky and annoying. And the sound effects are stupid too but I mean...ever since I've been seeing these clips I'v been wondering about those hosts. I mean I don't need a person laughing in the corner to give me the go to laugh. I'd take Bob Faggot's lame jokes on America's funniest home videos over that.
Those little boxes display the reactions of the celebrities invited to the variety show. They are not meant to elicit laughter. They assume the public would like to see how their favorite celebrities react to the prank videos shown. You would probably think differently if those boxes display Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt or whoever is popular in America.
As for tackiness, I've always wondered why American shows include seemingly fake laugh tracks in the background of TV comedies. I mean, I hear laughter over material that is not even funny. I don't need disembodied sources of laughter in the background to make me laugh. I guess it's just cultural differences in TV production.
They do squat like that. Theres a handel in front of the hole to balance yourself. Weird but thats japs for ya
Dorayaki
07-08-2006, 04:55 AM
Honestly, I'm the last person to scream out "fake", but a part of me wonders if this might indeed be staged, even given the extreme cultural differences between Japan and the US. Think about it... the Japanese viewing audience is nowhere near as savvy to schenanigans as US viewers, so I'm sure any television producer looking for high ratings could stage any number of outrageous pranks and sell it off to the unsuspecting Japanese public as real. They're like wide-eyed innocent children over there. They probably believed that tv stunt where the guy was launched into the air with 100 pressurized 2-liter bottles strapped to his back.
And you think Survivor, American Idol, and the plethora of reality shows in America are not staged? LOL!
Dorayaki
07-08-2006, 05:01 AM
About the toilet squating issue, it's for hygiene reasons. I don't know about you but I'd rather squat than plant my butt cheeks on a public toilet seat that thousands of people have sat on. There's nothing weird about it. It's very practical and logical from a public health perspective. The toilets in their homes are normal though with seats and all.
A550RGY
07-08-2006, 07:16 AM
maybe we're a bit quicker to call fake now but people used to believe anything they saw on tv.
I think it's due to the rise of the internet, where people received access to more information than ever before. A wide range of experiences at your fingertips, these experineces get discussed, knowledge gets shared, and general standards of awareness rise*. The internet, originating in America, puts us on the edge of this new wave.
*Of course, maybe not ALL standards, due to the simultaneous phenomenon of more and more layman joining the internet where once it was the playground of only the intelligent.
A550RGY
07-08-2006, 07:21 AM
About the toilet squating issue, it's for hygiene reasons. I don't know about you but I'd rather squat than plant my butt cheeks on a public toilet seat that thousands of people have sat on. There's nothing weird about it. It's very practical and logical from a public health perspective. The toilets in their homes are normal though with seats and all.
That makes sense. The only problem, though, is that the elderly and possibly the handicapped get screwed if they have to shit in a public place. No deep squatting for them.
Additionally, there have been countless studies proving that a public toilet seat actually has fewer germs than most "normal" areas, such as doorknobs, counter tops, etc, so all that squatting for cleanliness sake is unfounded. If you're extra paranoid, there's always a seat cover. Small price to pay for the pleasure of sitting in a relaxed position.
PsiRedEye22
07-08-2006, 11:41 AM
They're like wide-eyed innocent children over there.
You honestly believe that a country that pulls down women's shirts, grabs American's penises to see how big they are, and shoves fingers up people's asses as a playground game are like wide-eyed innocent children?
A550RGY
07-08-2006, 07:36 PM
You honestly believe that a country that pulls down women's shirts, grabs American's penises to see how big they are, and shoves fingers up people's asses as a playground game are like wide-eyed innocent children?
Good one! Had me going for a second there...
Skyline GT-R
07-08-2006, 09:13 PM
Japs I guess are used to taking shits squating. Its all a matter of ur choice
Im thinking countries that are distant and with diff cultures do this
I have been to many places in the world and have never seen such nonsense. I think it's only a Japanese thing.
It makes sense though, with those toilet seats you don't even have to sit down and it's more hygenic. But it kind of makes you wonder... if you can't sit down and take a shit why don't people over there just shit in the park or anywhere else where you don't need to sit either? It defeats the whole purpose of a toilet.
I agreed whole heartedly with your whole post!
yureeka47
07-08-2006, 11:05 PM
I have been to many places in the world and have never seen such nonsense. I think it's only a Japanese thing.
It makes sense though, with those toilet seats you don't even have to sit down and it's more hygenic. But it kind of makes you wonder... if you can't sit down and take a shit why don't people over there just shit in the park or anywhere else where you don't need to sit either? It defeats the whole purpose of a toilet.
Wow you are a total dumbass. Where in the world have you been? Arizona and Ohio? You're so worldly, you tool.
Thats for the rest of you morons that say this is a Japanese thing. This is ALL OVER the world, MANY places in europe too.
Europeans probably still shit in the holes in their yards. OF CORSE THEY SQUAT IN EUROPE!
Shelleybean
07-09-2006, 03:24 AM
On average, toilet seats are way cleaner than your hands. I actually had to do an experiment about this at school. Each person in the class had to get five samples from various toilet seats, house, restaurant, port-a-potty, public mall and a friends house, and also five different samples from peoples hands. It was a very interesting experiment.
The hands grew a ton of different strains of bacteria, this is most likely due to the fact that most people do not wash their hands regularly and you touch everything with your hands. The dirtiest toilet seats were the ones in houses because they usually only get cleaned at least once a week.
Then you havnt been to my house after my old man does his radioactive shits shelly-honey! :D
Europeans probably still shit in the holes in their yards. OF CORSE THEY SQUAT IN EUROPE!
Dude, Europe had fucking Jacuzzis before you even became a country. So wtf?
Smh at some of you assumeing that every country has the same things.
Detacht69
07-10-2006, 10:39 PM
I wanna poop that way.. BTW i deleted my other thread after realizing this was here KUDO ME
Pajman
07-11-2006, 12:01 AM
Think about it... the Japanese viewing audience is nowhere near as savvy to schenanigans as US viewers, so I'm sure any television producer looking for high ratings could stage any number of outrageous pranks and sell it off to the unsuspecting Japanese public as real. They're like wide-eyed innocent children over there. They probably believed that tv stunt where the guy was launched into the air with 100 pressurized 2-liter bottles strapped to his back.
Dude, the US has Laguna Beach. Japan has toilets that run wild.
Which one is less fake and more entertaining?
'nuf said.
osiris
07-11-2006, 01:25 AM
In Rural Philippines the farmers shit on their rice fields, and.............................................. it helps. Ewww, and i'm Filipino. Well surburban Filipino.
Thee Reptilia
07-11-2006, 02:22 AM
Check this out
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/outhouserag/images/squat_toilet.jpg
Drtyrock
07-11-2006, 04:31 AM
I just came from japan a month ago, and yes they have toilets like that , but they also have normal toilets in the same area, as a matter of fact their toilets seats are heated and cleans your ass for ya, i love those things
shdwpuppet
07-11-2006, 05:50 AM
It looks like it would be pretty easy to miss with one of those toilettes.
Cousin Eddie
07-11-2006, 09:21 AM
what do the handicapped jap-tobaggen-toilets look like? And how do the elderly use those toilets? The elderly arent very flexible (especially to squat & get back up again). And dont you want to kinda be able to actually sit & "rest" while you push dookie?
Perhaps a constant diet of fish, rice & noodles japs have must make their dookie pour out of them like slurry.
Just Spurplin
07-11-2006, 03:07 PM
On average, toilet seats are way cleaner than your hands. I actually had to do an experiment about this at school. Each person in the class had to get five samples from various toilet seats, house, restaurant, port-a-potty, public mall and a friends house, and also five different samples from peoples hands. It was a very interesting experiment.
The hands grew a ton of different strains of bacteria, this is most likely due to the fact that most people do not wash their hands regularly and you touch everything with your hands. The dirtiest toilet seats were the ones in houses because they usually only get cleaned at least once a week.
Yeah. People with this "Squatting is actually better when you think about it. Its more hygenic" are pretty stupid. Squatting is for the paranoid, not hygenic. If you were worried about hygene, you should be wearing gloves everywhere you go. A door knob inside the nicest hotel in America probably has more germs then the toilet seat in the nastiest bar in America. And your hand makes its way to your mouth very often, allowing germs to actually get into you. How often does your ass make its way to your mouth?
Solidus
07-11-2006, 07:15 PM
Yeah. People with this "Squatting is actually better when you think about it. Its more hygenic" are pretty stupid. Squatting is for the paranoid, not hygenic. If you were worried about hygene, you should be wearing gloves everywhere you go. A door knob inside the nicest hotel in America probably has more germs then the toilet seat in the nastiest bar in America. And your hand makes its way to your mouth very often, allowing germs to actually get into you. How often does your ass make its way to your mouth?
All of the ti*hmph*me. .....i donno.
What are these toilets you speak of?!?! I must see!
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