What does it take to get banned?

[Ranunkel]

I'm curious what it would take for the moderator to ban someone.
Let's try something:

KANISM SLEEPS WITH HIS MOTHER AND OTHER FARM ANIMALS.
KANISM IS A PEDOPHILE AND RECENTLY GAVE HIS NEIGHBOUR'S ROTTWEILER A HANDJOB.
KANISM IS SO GAY, HE LIKES TO INHALE HIS BOYFRIEND'S FARTS.
KANISM PAYS HIS UNCLE MONEY TO FINGER HIS ANGUS.
KANISM GAUGES ON HIS DAD'S BIG PURPLE COCK.
KANISM IS A FUCKING REDNECK WITH A MENIAL JOB AND TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS.
KANISM IS SO BORING, THE LOOK ON HIS FACE SAYS "MY ULTIMATE DREAM IS TO WORK IN A BOOK STORE OR LIBRARY".
KANISM LIKES TO TORTURE BUGS, BECAUSE IT GIVES HIM A SENSE OF POWER.
KANISM IS ALWAYS PICKED ON, BUT HE'S SO DUMB HE STILL THINKS HIS BULLIES ARE HIS FRIENDS.

I wonder wether this would be enough for a ban. :D Let's wait and see.

[marshalldylan10]

I'm curious what it would take for the moderator to ban someone.
Let's try something:

KANISM SLEEPS WITH HIS MOTHER AND OTHER FARM ANIMALS.
KANISM IS A PEDOPHILE AND RECENTLY GAVE HIS NEIGHBOUR'S ROTTWEILER A HANDJOB.
KANISM IS SO GAY, HE LIKES TO INHALE HIS BOYFRIEND'S FARTS.
KANISM PAYS HIS UNCLE MONEY TO FINGER HIS ANGUS.
KANISM GAUGES ON HIS DAD'S BIG PURPLE COCK.
KANISM IS A FUCKING REDNECK WITH A MENIAL JOB AND TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS.
KANISM IS SO BORING, THE LOOK ON HIS FACE SAYS "MY ULTIMATE DREAM IS TO WORK IN A BOOK STORE OR LIBRARY".
KANISM LIKES TO TORTURE BUGS, BECAUSE IT GIVES HIM A SENSE OF POWER.
KANISM IS ALWAYS PICKED ON, BUT HE'S SO DUMB HE STILL THINKS HIS BULLIES ARE HIS FRIENDS.

I wonder wether this would be enough for a ban. :D Let's wait and see.

Whats an Angus?

Flaming a mod won't get you banned
But, you are pretty much asking for it, so its up to them.

[Kanism]

none of that gets you banned...

but, having multiple screen names does, Masturbanus, at IP Address of: 62.59.214.194. The host name is: dslam194-214-59-62.adsl.zonnet.nl.

let's see where you are located:

whois whois.ripe.net 62.59.214.194:

% This is the RIPE Whois server.
% The objects are in RPSL format.
%
% Rights restricted by copyright.
% See http://www.ripe.net/ripencc/pub-services/db/copyright.html

inetnum: 62.59.208.0 - 62.59.223.255
netname: ZONNET-CUST-ADSL-3
descr: Zon internet is one of the largest free ISP in the Netherlands
country: NL
admin-c: ZA134-RIPE
tech-c: ZA134-RIPE
tech-c: VT1029-RIPE
remarks: ------------------------------------------
remarks: For abuse issues please contact
remarks: abuse@zonnet.nl
remarks: ------------------------------------------
status: ASSIGNED PA
mnt-by: AS13127-MNT
changed: Hostmaster@Versatel.net 20021022
changed: hostmaster@versatel.net 20021218
source: RIPE

route: 62.58.0.0/15
descr: European Customer and internal transit prefix
origin: AS13127
notify: hostmaster@versatel.net
notify: rob.vanderkooi@versatel.nl
mnt-by: AS13127-MNT
changed: marct@versatel.net 20010104
changed: hostmaster@versatel.net 20010823
source: RIPE

role: ZONnet Administrator
address: Hullenbergweg 101
address: 1101 CL Amsterdam Zuidoost
address: the Netherlands
phone: +31 (0)20 7507772
fax-no: +31 (0)20 7507750
e-mail: andre.zantingh@versatel.nl
admin-c: AZ260-RIPE
tech-c: AZ260-RIPE
tech-c: VT1029-RIPE
nic-hdl: ZA134-RIPE
remarks: -------------------------------------------
remarks: For abuse issues please contact
remarks: abuse@zonnet.nl
remarks: ------------------------------------------
notify: hostmaster@versatel.net
mnt-by: AS13127-MNT
changed: hostmaster@versatel.net 20021216
source: RIPE

role: VT HOSTMASTER
address: Hullenbergweg 101
address: 1101 CL Amsterdam ZuidOost
address: The Netherlands
e-mail: hostmaster@versatel.net
trouble: For ZON related abuse issues please contact abuse@zonnet.nl
trouble: For all abuse issues please contact abuse@versatel.net
admin-c: RVDK1-RIPE
tech-c: RVDK1-RIPE
tech-c: ROBH1-RIPE
tech-c: RW487-RIPE
nic-hdl: VT1029-RIPE
remarks: This is the Versatel hostmaster role
remarks: Please direct all queries to this role and *not* to person objects
notify: hostmaster@versatel.net
mnt-by: AS13127-MNT
changed: marct@versatel.net 20001127
changed: hostmaster@versatel.net 20010302
changed: hostmaster@versatel.net 20010823
changed: hostmaster@versatel.net 20011204
changed: hostmaster@versatel.net 20020228
changed: hostmaster@versatel.net 20020517
changed: hostmaster@versatel.net 20020523
source: RIPE

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so, what we've learned is that not only are you from the netherlands...you are on a FREE dial up account and that abuse@zonnet.nl will be getting notified for your activities.

[Bowling-Pete]

Thou hast been own'ed good sir!

[JustinJJ]

Looks like u found out.... now your banned!

[HoHum]

What does all that jibba jabba in Kanism's post mean? :confused: ....I'm not too knowledgable about computers..... :confused:.........and what exactly is this person doing wrong other than having multiple identities? Why are you contacting abuse@zonnet.nl ?

[chicago-rican]

:D :D :D :D Man I love this shit. You guy's crack me up. :D :D :D

[RoCkEr]

you were so owned its not even funny.... good job! :D

[hockeydemon33]

Wow, he's cool!

[born2lose]

how will he get kicked off of his isp? jw

[Eegoog]

jibba jabba


That phrase allways cracks me up for some reason. :D

[Kanism]

the info provided is info on his isp provider...who I would contact along with his post time...the security tech with the isp would then go over the proxy logs to see who was logged in at that time and isolate the individual...at that time, he would have to enforce his company's anti-spam/harrassment policy and take action against this individual.

[tourettes]

what if two people in the same family want different profiles?

[Kanism]

notify a mod before the second account is created...we're not always assholes...well, they aren't...I really can't help that I'm an asshole...okay, I can...but, it's just more fun. :D

[Sam Da Butcher]

notify a mod before the second account is created...we're not always assholes...well, they aren't...I really can't help that I'm an asshole...okay, I can...but, it's just more fun. :D
Tis true - I had two accounts for about 4 months. I only used one though. In my case it was more of a misunderstanding on my part.

[Star]

notify a mod before the second account is created...we're not always assholes...well, they aren't...I really can't help that I'm an asshole...okay, I can...but, it's just more fun. :D

Wooo hooo, Kane rules!!! :D

[Arno|d Schwzngr]

Wooo hooo, Kane rules!!! :D

Sadly, the US did not win that war... Veterans be not proud.

[Sam Da Butcher]

Sadly, the US did not win that war... Veterans be not proud.
words of a cum drunk spammer!

[Arno|d Schwzngr]

words of a cum drunk spammer!

Come again?

[Sam Da Butcher]

Come again?
in your mouth?

[Arno|d Schwzngr]

in your mouth?

Only if you are a woman. A lean, fit woman.

[Star]

in your mouth? Thanks, Sam. I laughed so hard at this that coke came out of my nose. Not cocaine...coke. :p

[spicey]

in your mouth?

Is that what that stench is, permeating through the monitor? His breath :eek: ? {{{brrrrrr}}}}

[tourettes]

my nephew wants me to advertise his website, but it's a free tripod site. am i correct in assuming i would get banned for doing this?

[Kanism]

probably...but, there are lots of site "owners" here that have worked things out...