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07-08-2006, 02:51 AM
Public Toilet Tired Of Taking Everyone's Shit All The Time (http://www.bsnews.org/articles/130)
CHICAGO – One of the toilets in one of the men’s bathrooms in O’Hare International Airport officially went on strike today, citing exhaustion and bad working conditions.
Toilet E53 is one of only five full-time toilets responsible for servicing the feces evacuation needs of all the male passengers arriving and departing through gates E1 - E15 of Concourse E.
“Me so tired,” complained E53. “All time men sit on me. Always fart fart shit shit piss piss. Me no work no more.”
E53 began it’s strike at or around 4:30AM on Monday night, after six different men expelled over 22 pounds of feces in his bowl within the span of an hour. E53 carefully described why it was on strike to members of the press, and laid out the conditions it would need met before returning to work.
“Look! Look! Me so dirty!” exclaimed E53. “Me bad need clean. Me too full. No clean, no fix, no me more work.”
Northwest passenger Bruce Hix was the first person to discover toilet E53’s newfound unwillingness to do its job.
Source: BSNews (http://www.bsnews.org/articles/130)
CHICAGO – One of the toilets in one of the men’s bathrooms in O’Hare International Airport officially went on strike today, citing exhaustion and bad working conditions.
Toilet E53 is one of only five full-time toilets responsible for servicing the feces evacuation needs of all the male passengers arriving and departing through gates E1 - E15 of Concourse E.
“Me so tired,” complained E53. “All time men sit on me. Always fart fart shit shit piss piss. Me no work no more.”
E53 began it’s strike at or around 4:30AM on Monday night, after six different men expelled over 22 pounds of feces in his bowl within the span of an hour. E53 carefully described why it was on strike to members of the press, and laid out the conditions it would need met before returning to work.
“Look! Look! Me so dirty!” exclaimed E53. “Me bad need clean. Me too full. No clean, no fix, no me more work.”
Northwest passenger Bruce Hix was the first person to discover toilet E53’s newfound unwillingness to do its job.
Source: BSNews (http://www.bsnews.org/articles/130)