I like my men/women like I like my

[SevenTwoOffSuit]

I like my women like I like my coffee, hot and black.

I like my women like I like my Television, enjoyable to watch when turned on.

[Osama Bin Laden]

I like my woman like i like my floor, under me

[Pwnage_Pimp]

I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the cabinet.

[psychotic n00b]

i like my women like i like my hand, skinny and talented.

[SixFlags_Gramps]

I like my women like I like my cat, uhh striped and with a big furry tail? FAIL

[Nick is cool]

I like my women like i like my kitchen sink, IN THE KITCHEN aijsahdafas

[svenson_26]

I like my women like i like my bricks. Dirty, flat, and always being laid by Mexicans....



wait...


Never mind.

[st. jimmy]

i like my women like i like sumo wrestlers..big tittied...

[NYG 5]

i like my women like i like my blankets, on my penis and keeping things hot:boink:

[evil joe]

I like my women like I like my stapler, naked.

[psychotic n00b]

i like my women like i like muslums, dirty

[Owned]

I like my women like I like my rum, 18 years or older

[tomgreen]

I like my women

[Enjoi]

I like my women like I like my jews...... dead.

[Mr Z.]

I like my women like I like my jews...... dead.

What topped it off was your avatar..:lmao:

[HereLiesMatthew]

I like my women like I like my hands at church.. always in my lap.

[NYG 5]

i like my women like mi like my chicken, white with big breasts

[[H]]

i like my women like i like newly opened can of beer. frothing at the mouth.

[dkn]

'i like my women like i like my wine - red and full of alcohol'

[george2468]

i dont like my women

[hoax.dc]

i like my women(prositutes) like i like samples at the mall.... free, no pressure to swallow..no need to come back.. often suprisingly good

[bigun15]

I like my women like I like my fleshlight. only designed for sex.

[ThePope]

I like my women like I like my cheesecake. With a 14 inch penis.

[Lyons9890]

I like my women like I like my cat, uhh striped and with a big furry tail? FAIL
i lol'd:wave:

[skater910]

I like my women how I like my stuff carried: With a big ass.

[[H]]

i like my women how i like japanese servants - they cant speak, unless i let them.

[midevilwarrior]

i like my women how i like my drinks...NOT a virgin

[evil joe]

I like my women like I like my midevilwarrior, with 8 extra nipples.

[Squeezymo]

I like conversations to be like skirts: long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to catch my attention.

[car_boy_16]

I like my women like my balls....fat, wrinkled, sweaty, and hairy...



btw there were some funny ass ones!! I laughed hard.

[Sc(+)pe]

I like my woman like i like my penis....stiff

[bono->thrill_me]

I like my men like I like my whiskey... aged and Irish
that works...right? lol

[BBBoomer99]

I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the ends.


I like my women like I like my EvaMonkey, cockless and fat.

[Slaphead]

I like my women like a rental car; used and abused by everyone

[Squeezymo]

I like my women like I like my music: quiet

[[H]]

I like my women like i like my penis - handling it with no respect.

[HereLiesMatthew]

I like my women like I like my condoms, snugly fitted for my penis.

[hoax.dc]

conversations?.. okay dude.

erm i like my women like i like skin.. all over my body

[400exXx]

I like my women like I like eBaumsworld...in my ass.

no wai!

[Forest-Law]

I like my women like I like my men, butch.

[evil joe]

I like my women like I like my left ear, attatched to the side of my face.

[400exXx]

I like my evil joe like I like my women, in my sig.

[BFIGHTER]

I like my women how i like my men.

[Osama Bin Laden]

I like my woman like i like my butter, sticky, slippery, and on my toast.

[KicktheBaby]

I like my woman like i like my liquor, 12 years old and mixed up with coke

[car_boy_16]

lmmfao....thats sick.


Reminds me of that Sublime song.

[hoax.dc]

i like my women like i like my kitchen snink.. in the kitchen

[cuba06]

I like my women like I like my baguettes, warm and crusty.

[BFIGHTER]

I like my women how i like my lunch, eaten

[george2468]

i like my women like i like my programs on the computer....fast and easy to acess

[ThaPharCyde]

I like my women like I like my blue cheese, moldy smelly and chunky.

Ugh...that hurt even to say....ahem:

I like my women like I like boogers, me being hard and all up in her nostril. Much better. :wave:

[400exXx]

I like my women like I like Grilled Cheese Sammiches, lolz, try to spread the bread apart.

Self explanitory.

[navid]

I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the cabinet.

lmao :lmao:


i like my women like i like my left hand, always there to jack me off.

[Osama Bin Laden]

I like my women like i like my navid, retarded and full of shit



just kidin

[evil joe]

I like my women like I like my Vin Diesal, bald and has a penis.

[se7en777]

I like my women like I like my friends, imaginary and capable of flight.

[hoax.dc]

i like my women how i like my AC, always blowing me the rite way

[Issmortor]

I like my women like I like my ebaumsworld forums, packed full with hairy old men.
-or-
I like my women like I like my ebaumsworldforums members, always talking about random ass shit I don't give a crap about.
-or-
I like my women like I like evil joes avatar, it will never stop licking.

[Enjoi]

I like my women like I like my mexicans, in handcuffs.

[hoax.dc]

i like my women like i like my penis.. on my forehead..

[proton]

I like my women with two black eyes. They don't need to be reminded that I am the master of there domain because they've already been told...twice.

[xyzman123]

I like my women like I like my Ebaums World Forums, dirty and full of ###### jokes :D :D :D

[Fireal87]

I like my women like I like the skin on my penis, on my dick.

I like my women like I like my showers, hot and wet...

[evil joe]

I like my women like I like evil joes avatar, it will never stop licking.
Sigged!

Just kidding.

But not really.

[SevenTwoOffSuit]

I like women like I like a bouffet, edable and spread for everyone.

[CommandoTravis]

I like my women like I like my coffee: white and sugary.

And I like my men like I like my beef: Soft and flavory... I'm bi, assholes. Don't like it? FUCK YOU, SHIT-COCK!

[evil joe]

I like my women like I like my coffee: white and sugary.

And I like my men like I like my beef: Soft and flavory... I'm bi, assholes. Don't like it? FUCK YOU, SHIT-COCK!
I could already tell that you are bisexual by reading your location. :)

[Squeezymo]

I like my women like I like commando travis

[RedneckRoyalty]

I like my women like i like my cheese, fat free american singles only.

Yeah i stole that from bloodhound gang, no originality

[Squeezymo]

I like my women like I like my steak, tender, juicy, medium rare, and stuffed with garlic.

[Marchosias]

you're all gay

[NastyNas99]

I like my women like my mom: abusive, insecure and good at cooking...

Fuck you, I know that I failed.

[coldpizza]

i like my women like i like boobies, medium sized and in my mouth.





i failed.

[car_boy_16]

I like my women like I like my pizza...hot and gooey in the middle, with a bit of crispy yeast around the edges.

[Squeezymo]

I like my, fuck it, this thread is over...

[kylube]

Like my guns, lubed up, and ready to blow.

[mike73]

i like my women like my car.......(insert something funny here)

[hoax.dc]

i like my men how i like my sperm, no where fucking near my women :D

[jetbrains]

I like my women,just like

[Osama Bin Laden]

I like my women like i like my hotdogs.




plump, and only hot when its naked and in the bathtub. NAKED



not plump i like my women hot

[xyzman123]

I like my women like I like my bread, toasty

[thedrew]

I like my women like I like my milkshakes....tall, dark, and thick.

[dude22]

like a magazine, easy to pick up and get into, and quiet.

[midnitebadger]

i like my women like i like my steak. hot, light brown on the outside and a little pink in the center

[mike73]

i like my women like my cavemen...hairy and stupid

[Enjoi]

I like my women like I like my slaves. That's all.

[LBJ23]

I like my women like I like my monkeys, with a tail

[SevenTwoOffSuit]

i like my women like i like my steak. hot, light brown on the outside and a little pink in the center

Haha thats a good one

[marcmarc]

I like to have sex like how I play basketball.... 1 one 1 with as little dribbiling as possible.

[evil joe]

I like my women like I like my boiled eggs. In my ass.

[xyzman123]

I like my women like I like my pet, in a cage and eating animal food

I like my women like I like my pillow, always there to sleep with me at night

I like my women like I like my soccer balls, white, round, and hard

I like my women like i like my PB&J sandwiches, jelly in the middle, and buns on the side

I like my women like I like my EBF account, a month and a half years old

I like my women like I like my gays, atracted to guys

I like my women like I like my garbage, expired and ready to go to the dump

[evil joe]

I like my women like I like my pet, in a cage and eating animal food

I like my women like I like my EBF account, a month and a half years old

I like my women like I like my garbage, expired and ready to go to the dump

I lol'd.

[refoops]

I like my women like I like my soccer balls, white, round, and hard


Rrriiiggghttt....

[Mr.SelfDestruct]

I like my women like I like my milkshakes. Thick.

[rand0m]

I just like em young enough, you cant get em pregnant.

[dudeinanigloo]

I'm sigging this thread. (Edit: Never mind, my sig's too long. :mad: )


I like my women like my laptop; small, fast and white.

I like my women like fresh bread; soft, chewy and delicious.

:uhoh:

i like my women like my car... Ready to go at a moment's notice, and turns on in seconds.
There you go. ;)

[ThaPharCyde]

I like my women like I like my mashed potatos....soft, white, and ready for my gravy.

:wave:

[george2468]

i like my women like i like my ipod...loud and ready anytime

[xyzman123]

I like my women like I like my nacho cheese, hot

I like my women like I like my liquor, drinkable and makes me dizzy

I like my women like I like my niggers, in jail

I like my women like I like my R Kelly, trapped in the closet

I like my women like I like my tubgirl. (no explanation needed)

I like my women like I like my milk, non-homo

I like my women like I like my baby bottles, suckable and full of milk

I like my women like I like my screamers, you never know when they strike

I like my women like I like my video games, difficult at first but, with practice, it gets easier and easier

I like my women like I like my dreams, not real

I like my women like I like my sig, not real

I like my women like I like this thread, always being jack-offd to

I like my women like I like my base, with my d00dz killed

[dudeinanigloo]

I like my women like I like my nacho cheese, hot

I like my women like I like my liquor, drinkable and makes me dizzy

I like my women like I like my niggers, in jail

I like my women like I like my R Kelly, trapped in the closet

I like my women like I like my tubgirl. (no explanation needed)

I like my women like I like my milk, non-homo

I like my women like I like my baby bottles, suckable and full of milk

I like my women like I like my screamers, you never know when they strike

I like my women like I like my video games, difficult at first but, with practice, it gets easier and easier

I like my women like I like my dreams, not real

I like my women like I like my sig, not real

I like my women like I like this thread, always being jack-offd to

I like my women like I like my base, with my d00dz killed
Here's a piece of advice: if the thread is so old that you have to search for it, don't fucking post in it. There's a reason it died - it wasn't funny anymore.

My God, why do all the new people have to do this... :banghead:

[kingofallmedia]

^^^ i'm sorry but that's just a fucking lie

i was laughing so hard i spit water out

[evil joe]

I like my women like I like my dudeinanigloo. In an igloo.

[MiKe]

I like my women like I like my babies: covered with semen and screaming in pain.

[r(2)Truth]

I like my women like I like wine: ~10 years old, locked up in the cellar...

O wait, wrong forum

[SevenTwoOffSuit]

I like my women like I like my stegasauraus, big and horny

I like my women like I like hairdryer, ready to a give a blowjob at any time.

[Allergic]

I like my women like I like the Queen's bathroom, with a golden shower.

[Silent-Wraith]

I like my women like I like my crack, small white and burning.

[dudeinanigloo]

I like my women like I like my dudeinanigloo. In an igloo.
Thanks, I guess... :uhoh:

Wait a tick, when the fuck did he get banned?

[joo_is_teh_suck]

I like my women like i like my penis, small and limp?

[weister42]

I like my woman like I like my car, I just keep ridin it and ridin it and ridin it...

[adrian_gardo169]

I like my women

best one of the night