Post a Comeback to the Person Above You's Diss. [Archive]

strikeandburn

07-09-2006, 09:29 PM

Say a Diss, and the person after you has too reply to it with a better comeback.

No Harassing Other Members. Strictly For Fun and Humor.

My Diss:

"You Suck at life!"

Osama Bin Laden

07-09-2006, 09:30 PM

No you do

/thread

Coop_Fc

07-09-2006, 09:32 PM

No you do......

Ænema

07-09-2006, 09:49 PM

That chimp shouldn't be smiling for very long. Little does he know in about 1000 years he's going to turn into a nigger.

sKin

07-09-2006, 09:53 PM

That chimp shouldn't be smiling for very long. Little does he know in about 1000 years he's going to turn into a nigger.

/offtopic

That is a common misconception. Human's did not evolve from monkeys, chimpanzees, or anything else for that matter - we all basically evolved from the same common ancestor. That is why the whole, "if we evolved from monkeys then why are they still on earth?" debate is totally irelevant.

navid

07-09-2006, 10:02 PM

fuck your mother bitch!

Ænema

07-09-2006, 11:26 PM

/offtopic

That is a common misconception. Human's did not evolve from monkeys, chimpanzees, or anything else for that matter - we all basically evolved from the same common ancestor. That is why the whole, "if we evolved from monkeys then why are they still on earth?" debate is totally irelevant.
Jesus christ chill out it's a joke. No need to go into development of evolution. You are right it is offtopic now stay on topic. I don't know if that was a comeback but nice try.

And navid I did decode that code. It says that you enjoy coffee like you like your men, black.

Victor Franko

07-09-2006, 11:43 PM

^Tool sucks. J/K, so don't flip out on me.

strikeandburn

07-09-2006, 11:44 PM

Well... I tried.
Thats all that matters.

Ænema

07-09-2006, 11:52 PM

^Tool sucks. J/K, so don't flip out on me.
Aww, don't be so nice.

Monroe is a fucking slut. strikeandburn you know i only keed.

ocpunk37

07-09-2006, 11:53 PM

monroe is my fuckin slut

Ænema

07-09-2006, 11:56 PM

monroe is my fuckin slut
You don't know the use of white text. It's ok, everyone's gotta start somewhere.

sKin

07-10-2006, 01:39 AM

Jesus christ chill out it's a joke. No need to go into development of evolution. You are right it is offtopic now stay on topic. I don't know if that was a comeback but nice try.

And navid I did decode that code. It says that you enjoy coffee like you like your men, black.

Chill out? Chill out implys that I am wound up or distressed, but unfortuantely im neither. The tone of my previous post was very calm, and if you would have read it more carefully you would have seen that. And it wasn't a comeback by the way, but nice try.

Ænema

07-10-2006, 01:42 AM

Chill out? Chill out implys that I am wound up or distressed, but unfortuantely im neither. The tone of my previous post was very calm, and if you would have read it more carefully you would have seen that. And it wasn't a comeback by the way, but nice try.
You're like a broken record. I said chill out because you were going a bit too in depth about a joke. I don't know why you're telling me nice try. Take another look at the thread subject.

400exXx

07-10-2006, 01:43 AM

I am waiting for someone to say "Suck my dick" So I can say my favorite comeback.

Osama Bin Laden

07-10-2006, 01:52 AM

I am waiting for someone to say "Suck my dick" So I can say my favorite comeback.

Suck

my
mothers
Dick?

SatanTheSith

07-10-2006, 02:18 AM

haha this thread will rule when it gets back on topic

Ænema

07-10-2006, 02:19 AM

haha this thread will rule when it gets back on topic
Shut up you Depeche Mode wannabe...go strum your fat green clit. only keed

Osama Bin Laden

07-10-2006, 02:21 AM

Shut up you Depeche Mode wannabe...go strum your fat green clit. only keed
You shut up, you filthy indonesian whore.

SatanTheSith

07-10-2006, 02:23 AM

Shut up you Depeche Mode wannabe...go strum your fat green clit. only keed

haha i barley seen the white text

got me there
penis

Ænema

07-10-2006, 02:27 AM

You shut up, you filthy indonesian whore.
Get the fuck off our forums you towel headed scumbag. Go jerk it to some more Hentai you sick bastard. Oh the humanity...keed?

MooCowzRock

07-10-2006, 03:00 AM

Get the fuck off our forums you towel headed scumbag. Go jerk it to some more Hentai you sick bastard. Oh the humanity...keed?
Go screw yourself, its the only way you can celebrate your 2000th post...noob...

Squeezymo

07-10-2006, 04:02 AM

you are what you eat?
or is that the comeback to "you're a pussy"

acdcrulsthecoop

07-10-2006, 04:27 AM

Say a Diss, and the person after you has too reply to it with a better comeback.

No Harassing Other Members. Strictly For Fun and Humor.

My Diss:

"You Suck at life!"

your thread sucks balls
and it promotes violence

Coop_Fc

07-10-2006, 06:57 AM

your thread sucks balls
and it promotes violence

shut up nigger!!!!
acdc doesnt rule me! brevcom does!!

Ænema

07-10-2006, 12:51 PM

Go screw yourself, its the only way you can celebrate your 2000th post...noob...
Right...who are you again?

MooCowzRock

07-10-2006, 01:07 PM

Right...who are you again?
hold on, was that the insult or did you not sense me sarcasm? For some reason I think 2 or 3 people here dont get it...I may be wrong, tho.

Ænema

07-10-2006, 01:28 PM

hold on, was that the insult or did you not sense me sarcasm? For some reason I think 2 or 3 people here dont get it...I may be wrong, tho.
It was sarcasm, yours was sarcasm, this whole goddamn thread is filled with sarcasm.

JMac453

07-10-2006, 01:50 PM

Your Mom.

74 pikachus

Coop_Fc

07-10-2006, 01:59 PM

Your Mom.

74 pikachus
YOU BE QUITE AN GO EAT A HOTDOG!!!!

Ænema

07-10-2006, 02:01 PM

YOU BE QUITE AN GO EAT A HOTDOG!!!!
No one tells JMac to go be quite and eat a hot dog. I already told you off.

Coop_Fc

07-10-2006, 02:14 PM

No one tells JMac to go be quite and eat a hot dog. I already told you off.
YOU BE QUITE AND GO EAT A HOTDOG!!!

HereLiesMatthew

07-10-2006, 02:21 PM

If you want my comeback then go scrape it off your moms face.

Squeezymo

07-10-2006, 03:30 PM

I dont want your comeback.
I want my cum back because I wasted it on YOUR mom. oohooohhh

JMac453

07-10-2006, 03:50 PM

YOU BE QUITE AN GO EAT A HOTDOG!!!!

Zap yo dumbass.

I dont want your comeback.
I want my cum back because I wasted it on YOUR mom. oohooohhh

I would have never been born if it wasn't for that cum...

uhh

Go eat a dick?

BigMac

07-10-2006, 04:05 PM

Ted Ginn is a overrated piece of shit.

Coop_Fc

07-10-2006, 05:33 PM

Zap yo dumbass.

zap you black ass nigga!

mickyisthebest

07-10-2006, 05:59 PM

you are black too so u called urself too u fool

navid

07-10-2006, 07:19 PM

fuck u micky, wheres minnie? sucking my dick u cunt!

tomgreen

07-10-2006, 07:46 PM

lol great thread

Ænema

07-10-2006, 07:56 PM

Shut up you only have one testicle.

The_Canadian

07-10-2006, 08:00 PM

OH YEAH? Well you have 0 testicales because you have a pussy, shemale!

mike73

07-10-2006, 08:01 PM

you are a so white you make Michael Jackson look like black man (CANADA KICKS ASS)

Ænema

07-10-2006, 08:08 PM

OH YEAH? Well you have 0 testicales because you have a pussy, shemale!
You're Canadian. Need I say more? Righto.

Mike, you are so gay you make Richard Simmons look straight.

The_Canadian

07-10-2006, 08:14 PM

You're Canadian. Need I say more? Righto.

Mike, you are so gay you make Richard Simmons look straight.
AEnema_343, youre so fucking dumb you tried to give a bald person a haircut

Kora

07-10-2006, 08:32 PM

and you killed jesus

Ænema

07-10-2006, 08:33 PM

AEnema_343, youre so fucking dumb you tried to give a bald person a haircut
You cut me deep man, you cut me deep.

You're so black, you make Drtyrock look white. keeding Drty

mike73

07-10-2006, 09:17 PM

your penis is so small when you pee, piss goes on your testicles

Ænema

07-10-2006, 09:44 PM

I thought The Canadian already cleared things up about my 0 testicle shemale mutilated penis. Check again you uneducated dicklicker.:)

The_Canadian

07-10-2006, 10:04 PM

Yo momma so dumb she is uneducated in dick licking!

Fireal87

07-10-2006, 10:26 PM

^Tool sucks. J/K, so don't flip out on me.

Tool doesn't suck , you fucking queer

Edit:fucking white writing

Osama Bin Laden

07-10-2006, 10:27 PM

Tool doesn't suck , you fucking queer

fucking white writing
Suck my tool:raiseeyeb

Fireal87

07-10-2006, 10:28 PM

Yo momma so dumb she is uneducated in dick licking!

Wow, I applaud your stupidity...

Fireal87

07-10-2006, 10:29 PM

Suck my tool:raiseeyeb

You can't really suck something that's not there

Ænema

07-11-2006, 12:08 AM

Yo momma so dumb she is uneducated in dick licking!
We already covered this, so I don't want to make you cry again.:)

As for Fireal, yeah she did touch my penis. She also sucked my mushroom tip.

Osama Bin Laden

07-11-2006, 12:13 AM

You can't really suck something that's not there
Use your imagination...:uhoh:

And then how come its not there if you cant suck it?

400exXx

07-11-2006, 12:33 AM

Someone say "Suck My Dick"

Ænema

07-11-2006, 12:34 AM

Suck

my
mothers
Dick?
There you go champ.

400exXx

07-11-2006, 12:35 AM

I cant say it now, I need somebody to say SUCK MY DICK. RIGHT NOW

evil joe

07-11-2006, 01:01 AM

Hey, 400exXx, suck my deck. Right now.

400exXx

07-11-2006, 01:50 AM

Which one, the one in your mouth, or the one in your ass?

Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sit down nigger!

Squeezymo

07-11-2006, 04:27 AM

you are a cool guy

•MarleY•

07-11-2006, 04:41 AM

you are a cool guy

You thought it would be funny to say something nice while everybody else was being mean. But it wasnt.

Squeezymo

07-11-2006, 04:48 AM

you find it neccessary to make attempts to degrade other people in order to supplement your own insecurity instead of accepting a compliment. how cynical. good day to you sir!

ralphy

07-11-2006, 07:36 AM

you find it neccessary to make attempts to degrade other people in order to supplement your own insecurity instead of accepting a compliment. how cynical. good day to you sir!

good day to you aswell cocksucker...

man ur breath smells like arse

evil joe

07-11-2006, 07:59 AM

You are a butt head. [/thread]

400exXx

07-11-2006, 08:41 AM

Cocknose!!!

The_Canadian

07-11-2006, 12:15 PM

Dog rapist!

desensitizedbyu

07-11-2006, 01:55 PM

He's Canadian. Need I say more?

Ænema

07-11-2006, 01:57 PM

He's Canadian. Need I say more?
Hoorah, I've been quoted. Now get back in the kitchen bitch and make me some pot pie.

Kora

07-11-2006, 02:03 PM

wil the main ingredient in your pot pie be SEMEN...perhaps!?

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

BURN FAGGOGT

The_Canadian

07-11-2006, 02:51 PM

wil the main ingredient in your pot pie be SEMEN...perhaps!?

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

BURN FAGGOGT
Semen that came out due to masturbation to yo mommas porno?

Kora

07-11-2006, 03:25 PM

n.......no

strikeandburn

07-11-2006, 03:27 PM

No Harassing Other Members. Strictly For Fun and Humor.

Play Nice Dumbfucks.

bigimuspermus

07-11-2006, 03:30 PM

Play Nice Dumbfucks.

don't be a towel

Ænema

07-11-2006, 03:53 PM

wil the main ingredient in your pot pie be SEMEN...perhaps!?

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

BURN FAGGOGT
Coming from someone who's biography is, "I'm gay and I like it." Joking or not, you are the faggot who should burn.

Squeezymo

07-11-2006, 03:58 PM

oh yeah, GAYLORD?!?

definitely put the cap on this one.

svenson_26

07-11-2006, 04:30 PM

Go home little boy, the grown ups are trying to have an intelligent conversation.

Gamegeneral

07-11-2006, 04:43 PM

why are you still here then?

Ænema

07-11-2006, 04:51 PM

oh yeah, GAYLORD?!?

definitely put the cap on this one.
If I had a dollar for everytime you made a gay post, we would be swimming in lap dances and rim jobs. thnx wj

Squeezymo

07-11-2006, 05:54 PM

If I had a dollar for every time you said that i'd have... a fucking dollar.

ummm, why rim jobs?

[H]

07-11-2006, 06:56 PM

Homer is a fuckwit.

:D just kidding.

The_Canadian

07-11-2006, 07:02 PM

why are you still here then?
hahahaha :D

400exXx

07-11-2006, 07:04 PM

hahahaha :D

Your a fucking Canadian, your probably the cause of world hunger, queef sack.

Ænema

07-11-2006, 07:11 PM

Dane Cook sucks you tasteless bastard.

400exXx

07-11-2006, 07:46 PM

Tool is the gayest peice of shit "band" in the WORLD!

Osama Bin Laden

07-11-2006, 08:28 PM

Tool is the gayest peice of shit "band" in the WORLD!
If your mom is tool then yes.

400exXx

07-12-2006, 07:34 PM

If your mom is tool then yes.

You live in a fucking hole, the only tool you have in stashed in your asshole.

Ænema

07-12-2006, 07:36 PM

You live in a fucking hole, the only tool you have in stashed in your asshole.
I wouldn't talk about things in your asshole dude, that's all I have to say. Oh and Dane Cook sucks Richard Pryor's scrodum.

400exXx

07-12-2006, 07:43 PM

Maynard Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, and Justin Chancellor had deh buttsechs with KoRn and AFI.

Ænema

07-12-2006, 07:47 PM

Maynard Keenan, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, and Justin Chancellor had deh buttsechs with KoRn and AFI.
Mxermadman XxMad-CowxX Franzman and Teh Banks!!1 all took turns squirting jesus juice on your and Dane Cook's face.

400exXx

07-12-2006, 08:10 PM

Indonesia blows up and you die.

Ænema

07-12-2006, 08:24 PM

Indonesia blows up and you die.
.........Next.

ledzeppelin987

07-13-2006, 12:02 AM

That chimp shouldn't be smiling for very long. Little does he know in about 1000 years he's going to turn into a nigger.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Unhinged

07-13-2006, 01:03 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Your entire family dies in a freak basket-weaving accident and suddenly there's nothing to laugh about...

[H]

07-13-2006, 01:15 AM

Your eyeball gets stabbed :D

Osama Bin Laden

07-13-2006, 01:16 AM

You have aidsssss

400exXx

07-13-2006, 02:24 AM

You hate Teh Banks!!1, therefore siete omosessuali.

Mattjam

07-13-2006, 11:35 AM

You over use "siete omosessuali".
Bitch.

strikeandburn

07-13-2006, 11:36 AM

What has this thread turned into?
*leaves in disgust*

Mad Rad

07-14-2006, 08:58 PM

You better not fucking leave or ill drag you out to the middle of a lake and hold you under until the bubbles stop.

strikeandburn

07-14-2006, 09:34 PM

Go ahead you cunt, i'm not stopping you.

400exXx

07-16-2006, 02:38 AM

Im gonna put butter in your asshole then let my little schnoizure dog lick it off, nigger.

st. jimmy

07-29-2006, 09:23 PM

i'm gonna stick your 2 inch penis in an exhaust pipe and leave the car on for a week, nigger

graffiti1

07-29-2006, 10:48 PM

Dumbass, you have dave Chappelle [niger], and your making fun of them, you can't even spell niger piss-drinking faggot.

Squibbles

07-29-2006, 10:55 PM

Nigger has 2 Gs dumbass

XxMad-CowxX

07-29-2006, 10:56 PM

You are t3h gay! :ahhh:

midevilwarrior

07-30-2006, 12:04 AM

you are t3h d0uble ghey!

[H]

07-30-2006, 12:06 AM

You are more than double teh gay? :D

strikeandburn

07-30-2006, 12:08 AM

Your are more than tripple teh gay.

XxMad-CowxX

07-30-2006, 02:06 AM

T3h gay is really stupid, you FAIL.

sumfartie40one1

07-30-2006, 03:54 AM

your mom FAILS

yes they are overused (momma jokes)

hoax.dc

07-30-2006, 08:41 AM

your dads penis failed :D

evil joe

07-30-2006, 06:04 PM

You have a penguin in your signature. I hate penguins. Infact, I am an admin on a forum about the penguin conspiracy.

I fucking love you hoax.dc.

hoax.dc

07-31-2006, 08:18 AM

YOURE A HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT.. AND UR JO

i love you too joe.. :wah:

navid

07-31-2006, 10:14 AM

you have less than 100 posts, your a fag.

hoax.dc

07-31-2006, 10:27 AM

you have less than 2,000 posts but more that 100 posts you SUPER FAG

Ænema

07-31-2006, 02:28 PM

You joined in July, when Lance Bass came out of the closet. You fucking queer lover.

XxMad-CowxX

07-31-2006, 02:46 PM

Tool fucking sucks! :mad:

Who are they?:uhoh:

Issmortor

07-31-2006, 03:03 PM

YOU fucking sucks

and you dont even know who tool is

Ænema

07-31-2006, 04:00 PM

Tool fucking sucks! :mad:

Who are they?:uhoh:

That's why you look at my sig you fucking idiot.

whitetext keeding whitetext

As for you Issmortor, you you, you, damn I just can't doit.

BBBoomer99

07-31-2006, 07:32 PM

Issmortor

07-31-2006, 07:40 PM

Piss off you fucking faggot ass nigger lipping goddamn son of a bitch, douchebag, snot nosed, chink ass, son of a titty sucking nigger derka ass fucking queer piece of shit ass muther fucking cock sloppy joe bitch tits dog penis wrinkle ass coon tits spic spic spic nanner eating faggot cock suking nigger ass hoe bag raping ass "i keed i keed"-ing ass BITCH.

you emo-esque punk, im guessing with all that built up emotion, writting those whiney songs and cutting yourself just doesnt release your feelings like it does for the others?

Ænema

07-31-2006, 07:43 PM

Piss off you fucking faggot ass nigger lipping goddamn son of a bitch, douchebag, snot nosed, chink ass, son of a titty sucking nigger derka ass fucking queer piece of shit ass muther fucking cock sloppy joe bitch tits dog penis wrinkle ass coon tits spic spic spic nanner eating faggot cock suking nigger ass hoe bag raping ass "i keed i keed"-ing ass BITCH.
Oh so you're from Nebraska? The state where you're allowed to sodomize illegal immigrants? Fucking tool.

Issmortor I can't say anything bad about you, aside from legalizing beastiality.

evil joe

07-31-2006, 09:52 PM

You're a porch monkey.

strikeandburn

07-31-2006, 09:54 PM

Your a .. a.. omg! i can't diss Evil Joe!! *kisses feet*

Fireal87

07-31-2006, 11:01 PM

Your mom!

OOOOOOOOOOO Burn

Issmortor

07-31-2006, 11:08 PM

Issmortor I can't say anything bad about you, aside from legalizing beastiality.
how many times do i have to tell you...that was not a dog in the video, it was your mom, i know its hard to tell the difference with all that cum i have smeared on her face

strikeandburn, your such a bitchass suckup...grow some nuts and insult that faggot bastard evil joe all you want, he deserves it for all that baby porn he makes

evil joe

07-31-2006, 11:25 PM

strikeandburn, your such a bitchass suckup...grow some nuts and insult that faggot bastard evil joe all you want, he deserves it for all that baby porn he makes
Dude! Keep that shit on the down low. The feds could be tracking me down as I type this.

And Issmortor, hmmm...

...your name doesn't make sense.

Ænema

07-31-2006, 11:50 PM

how many times do i have to tell you...that was not a dog in the video, it was your mom, i know its hard to tell the difference with all that cum i have smeared on her face
You know what you're right. That was a lot of cum for such a little man. Or was it the almighty midget sniffer that poured milk on her titties, and you just pretending to cum with a strap on. I mean your dad was in the corner playing with himself, I can call him up and get the footage from the camera he used. Whatever shits your tits.

Issmortor

08-01-2006, 12:12 AM

And Issmortor, hmmm...
...your name doesn't make sense.
evil joe...you just dissapoint me

and as for you AEnema...you win, other than the fact that my dad died last year from when your sister rolled over on top of him while he was fucking her back rolls

Ænema

08-01-2006, 12:23 AM

evil joe...you just dissapoint me

and as for you AEnema...you win, other than the fact that my dad died last year from when your sister rolled over on top of him while he was fucking her back rolls
My sister., hmmm. I think you mean my pet whale I kept in my bathtub. Everything was high and dry until you legalized beastiality. Then your dad had the certain urge for fucking large animals, so I guess the scent of chum and dead fish made him get a boner. He then snuck into my house, disarmed my fucking ADT alarms (I had good insurance on those) when into my bathroom and shagged my whale. I then turn off my nightylighty, look over and your dad is creating new orfices in her vagina. He then used a bar of soap as lube but it accidentally crawled into his hut, and he dropped the soap (heh heh) and slipped on it causing him to fall into my whale's mouth. Sorry you had to hear that again.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, bitch.

Osama Bin Laden

08-01-2006, 12:25 AM

My sister., hmmm. I think you mean my pet whale I kept in my bathtub. Everything was high and dry until you legalized beastiality. Then your dad had the certain urge for fucking large animals, so I guess the scent of chum and dead fish made him get a boner. He then snuck into my house, disarmed my fucking ADT alarms (I had good insurance on those) when into my bathroom and shagged my whale. I then turn off my nightylighty, look over and your dad is creating new orfices in her vagina. He then used a bar of soap as lube but it accidentally crawled into his hut, and he dropped the soap (heh heh) and slipped on it causing him to fall into my whale's mouth. Sorry you had to hear that again.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, bitch.
I will crumble your cookie:raiseeyeb

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