Movie Quote Game

[Sam Da Butcher]

Post a line from a movie and/or guess what movie the line is from.
It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How are you going to c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?

[Mushy2008]

"I Said da phone in the Limo is broke"

[joefoely]

It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How are you going to c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?


A fish called Wanda... i think

Ok, Here's mine...
We decided to take the cops up on their offer. We ask for a bunch of weird stuff so we can plead insanity later.

and if that is hard... here is a hint...

67 copies of "Moby Dick".
The movie or the book?
They made a book outta that?

[SickGirl]

Airheads!! That's Steve Buscemi's line, right?

Ok, here's mine:

- Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
- They're called breasts, mama, and every woman has them.

I think this is a lil too easy :o

[Sam Da Butcher]

Sickgirl - Carrie?

Here's an easy one:All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

[jdust629]

Here's an easy one:
Taxi Driver

How about this one.
-We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.
-I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

[Ninja]

A fish called Wanda... i think

Ok, Here's mine...


and if that is hard... here is a hint...

The last 2 quotes are from air heads, that movie owned

alright I got one

"The weasels were closing in, I could smell the ugly brutes"

[jdust629]

The last 2 quotes are from air heads, that movie owned

alright I got one

"The weasels were closing in, I could smell the ugly brutes"
That one was already answered, and your quote is from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

My quote still stands.

[Deltron]

How about this (one of my favorite quotes):

What if there is no tommorrow? There wasn't one today!

or (everybody knows this):

-What's the soup du jour?
-It's the soup of the day.
-Hmm, that sounds good, I think I'll take that.

[rickjames35]

Have you ever seen a 20 dollar bill on weed man?

[Timebomb]

How about this (one of my favorite quotes):



or (everybody knows this):
Dumb and Dumber



I feel good, and I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... kind of invincible... Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

[Fryman]

Originally posted by Deltron:
How about this (one of my favorite quotes):

Quote:
What if there is no tommorrow? There wasn't one today!


easy groundhog day!!!!

mine

-Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of eldeberries!!!

[Madness]

Have you ever seen a 20 dollar bill on weed man?


That's from Half baked.

How's about this?

For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

[marshalldylan10]

Ok, the people are really starting to disobey the rules, please don't post a qoute unless you answered it correctly.

[WhatTheFluck295]

For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.


Kill Bill Vol. 1


"Gimme' a B!
Gimme' a A!
Gimme' a B!
Gimme' a Y!
What's that spell?
What's that spell?!?!
WHAT'S THAT SPELL?!?!"

[rickjames35]

All I got in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for nobody

[WhatTheFluck295]

All I got in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for nobody

Didn't you just read one of the previous posts? Answer the question before yours before posting another quote.

[psheddy]

easy groundhog day!!!!

mine
" blah blah hampster blah blah eldeberries

Montey Python and the Holy Grail

[Tool]

Can anyone get this one?

"Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfucker, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church... That's alright Chico, I don't blame you. I've been beatin' this Jimmy Walker lookin' motherfucker all god damn night, he can't win."

if you saw the movie, you'de know the line.

[WhatTheFluck295]

Can anyone get this one?

"Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfucker, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church... That's alright Chico, I don't blame you. I've been beatin' this Jimmy Walker lookin' motherfucker all god damn night, he can't win."

if you saw the movie, you'de know the line.

It's Poolhall Junkies.


Now, I'll post mine for the second time, since people can't follow rules....

What's this one from?

"Gimme' a B!
Gimme' an A!
Gimme' a B!
Gimme' a Y!
What's that spell? What's that spell?!?! WHAT'S THAT SPELL?!?!"

C'mon now....

[The Whale]

Haha nobody answer that dudes quote because its funny because it gets him pissed. Loser. Here's one.

"His dicks bigger than your's too!"

[SickGirl]

I dunno that one fluck! I'm so tempted to just google it so we can move on with this. Is that bad that I want to cheat?! :cool:

Oh, and whaleboy, follow the rules dammit!

[joefoely]

Ok, the people are really starting to disobey the rules, please don't post a qoute unless you answered it correctly.
Now, I'll post mine for the second time, since people can't follow rules....
Oh, and whaleboy, follow the rules dammit!

All this talk about rules... WHAT RULES?!?!?! In the very first post of this thread Sam wrote...Post a line from a movie and/or guess what movie the line is from.

it says AND/OR!!!

Anyways...
"Gimme' a B!
Gimme' an A!
Gimme' a B!
Gimme' a Y!
What's that spell? What's that spell?!?! WHAT'S THAT SPELL?!?!"

is from house of 1000 corpses, Guess this quote...
That's my wife...
Does she know that?
Well, she would've been if I hadn't screwed it up... and what's she doing with that guy?
Want me to drag him outside, kick the shit out of him?

[Bergs]

One that everybody skipped.

-We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.
-I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

Baseketball

Now this one.

-If they hadnt a done, what I told them not to do, theyd still be alive.
- (clapping) My hero.

[Timebomb]

I feel good, and I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... kind of invincible... Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

Well, if anyone cares, my unanswered quote was from "Big Trouble in Little China". :rolleyes:

[joefoely]

-If they hadnt a done, what I told them not to do, theyd still be alive.
- (clapping) My hero.

Resorvior Dogs

[The Whale]

Dont yell at me whore, and its The Whale, not whaleboy. God show some respect

[Sam Da Butcher]

Dont yell at me whore, and its The Whale, not whaleboy. God show some respect
I bet you need both hands to wipe your big fat ass don't you whaleboy. You want respect... get on your knees and lick my balls - bitch.

[SickGirl]

Ha! That almost made me laugh.

The mere fact that I acknowledged your petty, juvenile and insignificant waste of space in this thread is more than enough respect you will ever get from me, Whaleboy.

And so I'm not spamming . . . .

What, you want like a name? A name, a name, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella

Carry on . .. :)

[Bergs]

So pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

[rickjames35]

bumblebee-a-tuna

[joefoely]

bumblebee-a-tuna

The 2nd Ace Ventura...

So pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

Pulp Fiction

I dont know what SickGirl's quote is from tho...

Heres another one for everybody
You look big man, you been liftin'?
Hey thanks, yeah a little bit. I got a 6 pack, started out with a 40!

[Bergs]

-I have a hangover. Does anyone knows what that means?
-It means that you're drunk
-NO! It means that I was drunk yesterday!

[ColdReaper]

but here is one...

theres monsters in the jellatine.

[Bergs]

One of my favorites of all time.

The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

[ColdReaper]

One of my favorites of all time.


it is from the movie snatch.

[SickGirl]

-I have a hangover. Does anyone knows what that means?
-It means that you're drunk
-NO! It means that I was drunk yesterday!

School of Rock!!

I just saw that one . . .

[S10000]

Guess this

to himself
Michael: You are going to have sex with the first woman you see. First woman you see, first woman you see.
walks and stumbles with a large, fat woman
Michael: OK, second woman you see. The second woman you see.

[Tool]

-I have a hangover. Does anyone knows what that means?
-It means that you're drunk
-NO! It means that I was drunk yesterday!

school of rock.


how about this one:
'Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money."
"That was so demeaning."
"She smiled, baby."
"I can't believe what an asshole you are."
"No. No, baby, she smiled. This is what we came here for. No we met a beautiful baby and she likes you."
"She likes you."
"Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her to bring her friend. And I don't care if I end up with her, or one of her beautiful baby friends."

[Timebomb]

Guess this

to himself
Michael: You are going to have sex with the first woman you see. First woman you see, first woman you see.
walks and stumbles with a large, fat woman
Michael: OK, second woman you see. The second woman you see.
Tomcats.



If you can't guess this, you are a bad person.

"How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

[hodog78]

"How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

Very cool...Goodfellas.

Here's one from a classic....

"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."

[Timebomb]

Very cool...Goodfellas.

Here's one from a classic....

"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."
Spaceballs! I love that movie.

"Is not love unlike the unlikly not it is unlikened to?" :o

[jdust629]

"Is not love unlike the unlikly not it is unlikened to?" :o
The Ladies Man

Here's another
I feel like I'm Han Solo, you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.

[hodog78]

how about this one:
'Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money."
"That was so demeaning."
"She smiled, baby."
"I can't believe what an asshole you are."
"No. No, baby, she smiled. This is what we came here for. No we met a beautiful baby and she likes you."
"She likes you."
"Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her to bring her friend. And I don't care if I end up with her, or one of her beautiful baby friends."

My favorite comedy....Swingers. Awesome quote!

And here is my favorite all time "crash-n-burn" line...

"Excuse me, do I have 'fuck me' written on my forehead?"

[SickGirl]

Cocktails.
I remember that rich bitch too well. (I hope I'm right.)

I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.

[Timebomb]

Cocktails.
I remember that rich bitch too well. (I hope I'm right.)
The Breakfast Club.



And since we're kickin it old school.

"No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!"

[born2lose]

howard the duck

easy one:
You're shrinking... and your two little balls are shrinking with ya.
And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now... fuck off.


edit: sorry, didnt read the previous page
new quote
We're kinda like 7-Eleven, we're not always doin' business, but we're always open!

[Bergs]

Boondock Saints

[hodog78]

Cocktails.
I remember that rich bitch too well. (I hope I'm right.)

Yep, you're right.

One more for you all...

"Truth really hurts. Probably not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts."

[WhatTheFluck295]

"Truth really hurts. Probably not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts."

Naked Gun 2 1/2


"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

[hodog78]

Naked Gun 2 1/2


"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

One of the greatest films of the last decade....Donnie Darko

"King Kong ain't got NOTHIN on me!!!"

[oopyman]

One of the greatest films of the last decade....Donnie Darko

"King Kong ain't got NOTHIN on me!!!"
Training Day and Malibu's Most Wanted.

"One toke, you fool"

[The Whale]

"Its rap music. Its by black people. Most of time there mad, but sometimes they just want to have sex."

[Deltron]

"Its rap music. Its by black people. Most of time there mad, but sometimes they just want to have sex."


About a boy

"You know what one of the reasons for short term memory loss is? Venereal disease. Maybe your cunt of fucking a wife sucked one too many diseased cocks and turned you into a fucking retard."

[oopyman]

"Its rap music. Its by black people. Most of time there mad, but sometimes they just want to have sex."
God damnit. People like you ruin threads like these.

[hodog78]

About a boy

"You know what one of the reasons for short term memory loss is? Venereal disease. Maybe your cunt of fucking a wife sucked one too many diseased cocks and turned you into a fucking retard."

Memento....another awesome movie

"We can't park here, this is a handicapped spot!" (male #1)

"I'm not gonna just walk in...I'm gonna gimp it!" (male #2)

[Mr. Blonde]

Hey...I got one for ya

"Let me tell you whast like a virgin is about. It's all about a girl, who digs a guy, with a big dick."

go Quentin

[Leonard_Shelby]

You're shrinking... and your two little balls are shrinking with ya.
And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now... fuck off....


Yeah that was easy but its not boondock saints. It is Guy Ritchie's masterpiece Snatch

My Quote:
What did the the Shepard say to his sheep? ... Let's get the flock outta here

[Bergs]

I know, this is from Boondock Saints.

We're kinda like 7-Eleven, we're not always doin' business, but we're always open!

I originally posted that awesome Snatch quote.

[oopyman]

Memento....another awesome movie

"We can't park here, this is a handicapped spot!" (male #1)

"I'm not gonna just walk in...I'm gonna gimp it!" (male #2)
Joy Ride. That movie sucked, but my friend liked it.

Anyway, I'm gonna repost my original quote. Don't post a quote until the one above has been solved. It ruins the game.

"One toke, you fool."

[The Whale]

Hey...I got one for ya

"Let me tell you whast like a virgin is about. It's all about a girl, who digs a guy, with a big dick."

go Quentin


resorvoir dogs


"Would you like to hear me tell a joke?"
"Yea, tell us a joke."
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
".....Go fuck yourselves."

[hodog78]

"One toke, you fool."

Damn it, I'm stumped. I can picture Johnny Depp saying it in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Sounds like something Hunter S. Thompson would say.

"I'd just like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a little girl!"

[oopyman]

Damn it, I'm stumped. I can picture Johnny Depp saying it in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Sounds like something Hunter S. Thompson would say.

"I'd just like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a little girl!"
Yep, it is Fear and Loathing. Have you read the book? It's really good.

That's from one of the Austin Powers movies. Gold member I think.

"I don't know what you shoot it for. I guess it helps the healing process. If it ain't better tomorrow, I'm gonna shoot it again, I'll tell you that right now."

[hodog78]

Yep, it is Fear and Loathing. Have you read the book? It's really good. That's from one of the Austin Powers movies. Gold member I think.

You got it. Yes, the book is incredible. Thompson is FUCKING crazy!! I'm stumped on your quote for right now. Maybe it'll come to me later.


"Would you like to hear me tell a joke?"
"Yea, tell us a joke."
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
".....Go fuck yourselves."

Catch me if you can

one more fellas...

"Little hand says it's time to rock and roll."

[Deltron]

"I don't know what you shoot it for. I guess it helps the healing process. If it ain't better tomorrow, I'm gonna shoot it again, I'll tell you that right now."

Blue Collar Comedy Tour movie - I knew I recognized it from somewhere, tuffy.

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."

[Big D]

Blue Collar Comedy Tour movie - I knew I recognized it from somewhere, tuffy.

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."Thats Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

"The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?"

[Deltron]

"The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?"

Ah again one of my favorite movies, Memento.

- If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.
-- I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't -- pardon me, how old are you, sir?
- 105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes

[The Whale]

My Quote:
What did the the Shepard say to his sheep? ... Let's get the flock outta here[/QUOTE]


Lethal Weapon.

"He makes love like he pitches, all over the place"

[Leonard_Shelby]

"He makes love like he pitches, all over the place"

Bull Durham

I said 'no' camels Sullah, that's five camels...Can't you count!?!?!?!?!

[Bergs]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

-What were you doing there?
-Keeping up foreign relations. Communicating, you know, giving him the bird.
-You know, the finger....um, I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that.
-Yes I know the finger.

[Leonard_Shelby]

-What were you doing there?
-Keeping up foreign relations. Communicating, you know, giving him the bird.
-You know, the finger....um, I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that.
-Yes I know the finger.

Top Gun

"Hey Doggson!"
"You shouldn't use my name"
"Doggson! Doggson! We got Doggson here!! See nobody cares"

[SickGirl]

"Little hand says it's time to rock and roll."

Point Break. Mmm, Swayze's line. Ahhh! I love that movie.

You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?

[Bergs]

Jurassic Park

"Never bring a knife to a gun fight."

[The Whale]

Top Gun

"Hey Doggson!"
"You shouldn't use my name"
"Doggson! Doggson! We got Doggson here!! See nobody cares"


Jurassic Park


"Get three caskets ready"
........
"My mistake, four caskets"

[SickGirl]

Man is it me, or are people having a hard time following the rules?

It does seem a little out of control but I already got bitched out for making a comment about "rules." So whatever. :cool:

[Leonard_Shelby]

"Never bring a knife to a gun fight."

The Untouchables

How do you shoot the devil in the back?...What if you miss?

[Deltron]

Man is it me, or are people having a hard time following the rules?

[Leonard_Shelby]

Man is it me, or are people having a hard time following the rules?

I don't know what movie that is from -- you stumped me

[Deltron]

Ok since you give up it's from...
Ebaums World: The Movie; when good posters get pissed and go on rampages because rules are broken!

[Leonard_Shelby]

Ok since you give up it's from...
Ebaums World: The Movie; when good posters get pissed and go on rampages because rules are broken!

Excellent retort

[Royalanarchist]

here is one...

" I can't get off this chair or I'll drown, wanna know why, Bob? 'Cause I can't swim."

[oopyman]

Jurassic Park


"Get three caskets ready"
........
"My mistake, four caskets"
Yojimbo. A fucking great movie. I have the Criterion(sp?) Edition.

"I would love to see this town in the autumn. I think Crabbeville in autumn would look quite magnificent."

Royal's is from SLC Punk!

[Leonard_Shelby]

"I would love to see this town in the autumn. I think Crabbeville in autumn would look quite magnificent."

I'm not 100% but is it from A Mighty Wind?

New quote:
"I'd like 10,000 marbles please"

[Bergs]

Animal House

Man is it me, or are people having a hard time following the rules?

And what fucking rules? Quit being a little bitch.

[The Whale]

I'm not 100% but is it from A Mighty Wind?

New quote:
"I'd like 10,000 marbles please"


Animal house. Fucking love that fucking flick.



"Good because im about to punch you in the face"

[Deltron]

And what fucking rules? Quit being a little bitch.

Fuck it's on the tip of my tongue, god dammit I give up what movie?

- If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.
-- I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't -- pardon me, how old are you, sir?
- 105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes

[Citronic27]

Try this:

"How about I go eat some hay. We could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, we just may. What do you say?"

[Viceroy]

Try this:

"How about I go eat some hay. We could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, we just may. What do you say?"

Dumbass film called "Happy Gilmore"

Try this:

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast!"

[Leonard_Shelby]

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast!"

Commando

New quote:
"You a photographer?"
"I'm a combat correspondent."
"Well you seen much combat?"
"I've seen a little on TV."
"You're a real comedian."
"Well they call me Joker."
"Well I got a joke for you...I'm gonna tear you a new asshole."
"Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit."
"You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?"

[BigPoop]

The Untouchables

How do you shoot the devil in the back?...What if you miss?


The Usual Suspects

Here's my quote:

"I killed the clerk... I killed the clerk... I killed the clerk."

[Bergs]

Its Usual Suspects that Kevin Spacey is the crip.

"You a photographer?"
"I'm a combat correspondent."
"Well you seen much combat?"
"I've seen a little on TV."
"You're a real comedian."
"Well they call me Joker."
"Well I got a joke for you...I'm gonna tear you a new asshole."
"Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit."
"You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?"

Full Metal Jacket

[duct-tape]

"You a photographer?"
"I'm a combat correspondent."
"Well you seen much combat?"
"I've seen a little on TV."
"You're a real comedian."
"Well they call me Joker."
"Well I got a joke for you...I'm gonna tear you a new asshole."
"Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit."
"You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?"


thats sad man...
full metal jacket...

From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.

[oopyman]

The Ref. Dennis Leary is great.

"Well, that's just like, your opinion man."

[duct-tape]

platoon...
for sure....




ok, something slightly harder i hope...

"Fighter pukes make movies. Bomber pilots make... HISTORY!"

[BigPoop]

What's gunit?

[oopyman]

platoon...
for sure....




ok, something slightly harder i hope...
It's not from Platoon.

[Leonard_Shelby]

"Well, that's just like, your opinion man."

The Big Lebowski

"John, don't run."
"You don't have to chase me."
"But you don't have to run."
"Everybody runs, Fletch. Everybody runs."

[Citronic27]

How 'bout the one in my sig?

[Leonard_Shelby]

How 'bout the one in my sig?

Die Hard with a Vengence

[oopyman]

The Big Lebowski

"John, don't run."
"You don't have to chase me."
"But you don't have to run."
"Everybody runs, Fletch. Everybody runs."
Yep.

Minority Report.

"You got fucked by an oven full of witches?"

[duct-tape]

4 rooms...


try this one.

You can't call a planet "Bob."
So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob.
Can't we just call it "Earth"?
No one said you have to live on Bob.
I'm never calling it that.

[Yeti Patrol]

Unknown1: You are one ugly....
Unknown2: ....Mmmottherr fuucckker!

:D Guess

[Viceroy]

Unknown1: You are one ugly....
Unknown2: ....Mmmottherr fuucckker!

:D Guess

That's Predator 2.

Try:

"I don't know what I hate wearing more. Your face, or your body."

[Deltron]

"I don't know what I hate wearing more. Your face, or your body."

That would be Face-Off

If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off

[Citronic27]

"That is just the kind of pretentious bullshit Americans always say to French girls so they can sleep with them."

[hodog78]

That would be Face-Off

If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off

HAHA. Awesome movie, Snatch.


"Why don't you take your balls out of your wife's purse, and make a stand for once in your life??"

[Leonard_Shelby]

You can't call a planet "Bob."
So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob.
Can't we just call it "Earth"?
No one said you have to live on Bob.
I'm never calling it that.

I believe that is from Titan A.E.

"We should split up"
"Yeah, we can do more damage that way"

[Deltron]

"Why don't you take your balls out of your wife's purse, and make a stand for once in your life??"

Ah, one of the great movies, The Burbs

-Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
-- I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

[Madness]

Ah, one of the great movies, The Burbs

-Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
-- I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

Ah yes Old School
Here's one.

Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love?

[Bergs]

The Matrix Revolutions

Your gonna eat lightning, and your gonna crap thunder!

[duct-tape]

the rundown? aka rumble in the jungle?

i dunno...

[Star]

The Matrix Revolutions

Your gonna eat lightning, and your gonna crap thunder!

Rocky!

hope this one hasn't been posted yet:

"You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax."

[Big D]

"You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax."I think thats Fight Club.


Here's an obsure one...T h i s * f u c k e r * g e t s * m o r e * p u s s y * t h a n * a * t o i l e t * s e a t .Good luck...great movie.

[hodog78]

Here's an obsure one...Good luck...great movie. "This fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat."

Fucking brilliant Big D. The only reason I got this one is because I have the movie, and I love David Lynch. It's from Lost Highway.

"Okay hard drinkers...let's drink hard!"

[Big D]

Fucking brilliant Big D. The only reason I got this one is because I have the movie, and I love David Lynch. It's from Lost Highway.

"Okay hard drinkers...let's drink hard!"A little Quentin Tarantino huh? We have some similar tastes in movies...thats "From Dusk till Dawn," by the way...


Okay, for my next trick...G r o o v y.Thats the whole line, and one of the coolest lines of the movie...if you've seen the movie, you know what I'm talking about. By the way, I'm not looking for a Jim Carey movie, although I'm sure he's said this...

[oopyman]

Army of Darkness. Such a classic.

"Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh."

[Sam Da Butcher]

"Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh."
That would be Clockwork Orange?

"I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic."

[Simpsonsfan421]

^^^National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

[duct-tape]

you, are not, a god.
-why don't you pull the trigger and find out?

[Bergs]

I have no idea. But heres another one.

"I doubt anyone here would recognize civic virtue if it reached up and bit you in the ass."

[joefoely]

Sorry Bergs, but i have no clue... but i am goin to post a bunch of my favorite quotes for all...

Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.

My birthday? What do you mean?

Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you?

Damn it. I'm such an idiot.
These walls are kind of funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyways
I don't want more fuckin' pancakes, man. I want to go somewhere I can get a shot and a beer, and a steak, maybe. Hey, I know this place outside Brainerd where we can get laid.

Look, I'm fucking hungry now, you know.

O.K., we'll go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


this one i posted a while back which no one got... Its from the movie MADE
and it said by Screech(Dustin Diamond), its not a huge part of the movie, just makes me laugh...
You look big man, you been liftin'?
Hey thanks, yeah a little bit. I got a 6 pack, started out with a 40!

[hodog78]

I have no idea. But heres another one.

"I doubt anyone here would recognize civic virtue if it reached up and bit you in the ass."

Nice. Starship Troopers, right?

Male #1: You've got a sense of humor Bob... I like that in a man.
Male #2: What do you like in a woman?
Male #1: Big tits

[oopyman]

1. Old School
2. The Shawshank Redemption
4. Waterboy

"Did you see what GOD did to us!?"

[Death_Barrel]

how about this one>>

Fark you icehole!

[Bergs]

Nice. Starship Troopers, right?

Male #1: You've got a sense of humor Bob... I like that in a man.
Male #2: What do you like in a woman?
Male #1: Big tits

Yep, the man got it. That is also one of the most underrated movies ever.

[duct-tape]

"Did you see what GOD did to us!?"

you make it tooo easy...
fear and loathing in las vegas...
mighta missed it, but the avatar...

try this one on for size...


Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill ya, man.

[Big D]

True Romance...


Here's an easy one, an average one, and a hard one...Person 1: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.

Person 2: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Person 1: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.

(real easy, but I love it!)...and...Hey, I know that dude!...and...Person 1: ...what would you wish for?
Person 2: Ignorance.

[jdust629]

Here's an easy one
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
I love that movie.

I don't feel like posting a quote.

[Rabid_chiapet]

I got one, should be an easy one...

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" :D

[Leonard_Shelby]

I got one, should be an easy one...

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" :D

Airplane

"Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."

[Rabid_chiapet]

Hmmm..is it Ghostbusters?

"I'm just gonna go home and bite my pillow"

[Big D]

It's Waiting for Guffman. Very difficult quote...


No one's got these yet...Hey, I know that dude!...and...Person 1: ...what would you wish for?
Person 2: Ignorance.

[oopyman]

The first one is from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I have no idea on the second one.

Here's a hard one...

"I'd much rather see you on my side, than scattered into...atoms."

[hodog78]

Person 1: ...what would you wish for?
Person 2: Ignorance...

For some reason, I think of 'Krull' for this. A little before some of the forum members' time, from very early '80s I think. I could be wrong though. Cool little post-StarWars sci-fi movie though. Could also be 'Princess Bride'. Not too sure.

still unanswered...

Male #1: You've got a sense of humor Bob... I like that in a man.
Male #2: What do you like in a woman?
Male #1: Big tits

****HINT****
James Belushi

[Big D]

Thats from Real Men...not sure on yours, oopyman.

Great job on guessing Krull by the way...that was a tough one.

Cool movie here...And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

[oopyman]

A Clockwork Orange. The slang gives it away.

Agian, "I'd much rather see you on my side, than scattered into...atoms."

It's from a cheap 80s movie they sometimes show on Showtime. Queen did the soundtrack. It's the best movie ever.

[hodog78]

Agian, "I'd much rather see you on my side, than scattered into...atoms."

Damn, I must be old. I barely remember seeing this on tape. The Queen thing made me think of it. 'Flash Gordon'. That was a tough one Oopyman

...speaking of classic 80s flicks....

Male: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, just let me know.

Female: Can you hammer a 6 in. spike through a board with your penis?

[oopyman]

Hurray! Flash Gordon is great. With those crazy hawkmen and such. Good times.

[duct-tape]

where does he get such wonderful toys?

[duct-tape]

Male: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, just let me know.

Female: Can you hammer a 6 in. spike through a board with your penis?

real genius

[Big D]

where does he get such wonderful toys?Batman...the first one. That was Jack Nicholson's line...


Here's a good one......you need more weight for old people because the bones are very porous.You kick ass if you've actually seen this...

[duct-tape]

man bites dog...

kinda hard one to find, i heard it's coming to dvd...
somehow, i don't see it being at blockbuster though....


how about this one

"thats a fact JACK!"

sorry, couldn't resist...

[Star]

I think thats Fight Club.


Here's an obsure one...Good luck...great movie. Right, D. Marla in Fight club.

[harold]

How about this one



" Oh no its team rocket!!! "

[oopyman]

Pokeman movie?

[Faly]

note word for word...but its close...should be pretty easy
Male: Why's the rum gone?
Female: First off its a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into blubbering idiots...and second that signal is over 1000 feet high, and the entire royal Navy is out searching for me...
Male: But why's the rum gone?

[Big D]

That's Pirates of the Carribean...

So hard to find a quote from a cool movie thats hard to guess...this is my hardest yet...kudos to you if you've seen this movie, and seconds on the kudos if you remember this line...You mean you want me to knock up your broad? Ya talked me into it...line 'em up!Good luck...

[Alex]

this might have already been done but like ima look through 10 pages.. lol screw it.. ok heres mine


*Do not try to bend the spoon... thats impossible....... only try to realize the truth.... "what truth??"... there is no spoon...."

heh if u dun get it u r retarded, no offence peeps who dont get it

-Alex

[duct-tape]

ummm, matrix?
the first one?

that so should be a trick question...

anyways...

I'd like to thank all the GI's for making this such a memorable evening. Maybe next time we can get some Negroes in here and start a race riot.

[Big D]

This is from 1941...I'd like to thank all the GI's for making this such a memorable evening. Maybe next time we can get some Negroes in here and start a race riot.


Heres's mine again...You mean you want me to knock up your broad?...Ya talked me into it...line 'em up!

[duct-tape]

o clue on that one...
not even sort of familiar.

[.:Mudvayne:.]

try this one

Bahurot arumim ze holera

[Big D]

Thats not even english...I haven't a clue...it sounds like like latin or hebrew, but I'm not sure, so I'll guess from a recent movie that featured another language, and say that its from The Passion of the Christ...very random guess though.


No one's even attempted this one yet...You mean you want me to knock up your broad?...Ya talked me into it...line 'em up!

[hodog78]

No one's even attempted this one yet...

Dude, I've been stumped on that one for days. It's an older movie isn't it??? For some reason 'Soylent Green' is popping in my head. I know I'm close, give me a few days......but for now, I'll post another qoute

"I do a little cross-dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel....sexy!!"

[Big D]

"I do a little cross-dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel....sexy!!"That one's Enemy of the State...cool little flick.


Dude, I've been stumped on that one for days. It's an older movie isn't it??? For some reason 'Soylent Green' is popping in my head. I know I'm close, give me a few days......but for now, I'll post another qouteWell, its not Soylent Green...but good try. Here's a tiny hint...it is considered a cult classic by many...

Here it is again...You mean you want me to knock up your broad?...Ya talked me into it...line 'em up!

[hodog78]

Here's a tiny hint...it is considered a cult classic by many.....

Haha, THAT narrows it down. (no sarcasm intended...really) Fuck dude, I'm stumped. Well, not to break the rules, but in the interest of keeping the game going, I'm going to post another quote. I'll have to keep trying on yours.

**EDIT** Alright, you said cult classic. is it "Dr. Strangelove"??

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear! And, when I do, it's usually something unusual."

[WhatTheFluck295]

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear! And, when I do, it's usually something unusual."

Stripes.



-"My brother killed my sister."
-"How'd he do that?"
-"With a really big, sharp kitchen knife..."

[madadder]

I have no idea fluck,
Anyway, here is mine
Man 1: If the first amendment will protect a . . . what did Grutman call me?
Man 2: Scumbag.
Man 1: Scumbag like me, then it will protect all of you . . . 'cause I'm the worst.

[hodog78]

I have no idea fluck,
Anyway, here is mine
Man 1: If the first amendment will protect a . . . what did Grutman call me?
Man 2: Scumbag.
Man 1: Scumbag like me, then it will protect all of you . . . 'cause I'm the worst.

Sounds like People Vs. Larry Flint

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"

Anyway, to yours I want to say Roadhouse, but I'm not 100% sure.

Damn, that was quick. Yep, you got it. One of the greatest B-Movie lines ever.

[madadder]

Dammit.
Anyway, to yours I want to say Roadhouse, but I'm not 100% sure.
New one,
"I may have to pee every 45 minutes, but at least I get to pee in a gold toilet."

[hodog78]

-"My brother killed my sister."
-"How'd he do that?"
-"With a really big, sharp kitchen knife..."

That's one of the newer Halloweens. Either H20 or Resurrection. I guess I'll go with H20.

This one might be tricky...

"Are you threatening me soldier?"

[Big D]

Haha, THAT narrows it down. (no sarcasm intended...really) Fuck dude, I'm stumped. Well, not to break the rules, but in the interest of keeping the game going, I'm going to post another quote. I'll have to keep trying on yours.

**EDIT** Alright, you said cult classic. is it "Dr. Strangelove"??No...here's a better hint, better to give hints than to give it away ~ It was produced in the mid seventies...one of the post apacalyptic movie spin off's of Road Warrior...there's a dog in there somewhere...

[hodog78]

No...here's a better hint, better to give hints than to give it away ~ It was produced in the mid seventies...one of the post apacalyptic movie spin off's of Road Warrior...there's a dog in there somewhere...

DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT. Good one D.

A Boy and His Dog

still unanswered...

"Are you threatening me soldier?"

****HINT****
This line was spoken to Lou Diamond Phillips

[Citronic27]

"Are you threatening me soldier?"Er... unsure :(

How about:

"Do you see anything in these eyes that makes you think that I would ever let someone in your condition take my child away from me? Do you? You know that won't happen."

[Riley]

Er... unsure :(

How about:

"Do you see anything in these eyes that makes you think that I would ever let someone in your condition take my child away from me? Do you? You know that won't happen."

Losing Isaiah ?

Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?

[Madness]

Losing Isaiah ?

Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?


"Just keep swimming" Finding Nemo.

Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle with a fort knight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!

[SickGirl]

Cable Guy!! right?!

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man :cool:

[oopyman]

Er... unsure :(

How about:

"Do you see anything in these eyes that makes you think that I would ever let someone in your condition take my child away from me? Do you? You know that won't happen."
That's from Casino.

[InfectedCaress]

Fluck, that was Halloween H2O if im not mistaken

heres mine, prolly easy...

"You're clearly gay, theres nothin really else to say about that, I mean you all know that"

and if thats too easy

"Attention, Attention, Niels is dead, I repeat, Niels is dead, fuckhead!"

[hodog78]

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man

Great movie Sick.... 'Dazed and Confused'

And one from my favorite movie...

"You're goin down 30 years ago pal. You just don't know it yet!"

or....still unanswered..

"Are you threatening me soldier?" (**HINT** This line was spoken to Lou Diamond Phillips)

[Citronic27]

"Attention, Attention, Niels is dead, I repeat, Niels is dead, fuckhead!"Die Hard with a Vengeance. Except in the British version he says "bonehead". How lame LOL

[duct-tape]

"You're goin down 30 years ago pal. You just don't know it yet!"

thats from frequency

"Are you threatening me soldier?" (**HINT** This line was spoken to Lou Diamond Phillips)
the kint kicked it for me...
courage under fire...

howz about this one?

So tommorow, I have a senior staff meeting with the director, a cue for a performance review, and an academy course to prep. But now, instead, I get to waste my whole day at your funerals.

[fro]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
One of my favorite movies best qoute I could think of, Its from the bible, but I don't want a bible movie.

[FrickinHick]

pulp fiction right?

my quote is "There's a pigeon in my eye!"