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heres some

Gotta Lotta Pussy.

Wow! I Could Have Had a Pussy!

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Asian from the Oven.

Moving at the Speed of Asian Midget Transexuals.



meh.....:ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh:

[ralphy]

lol loook at this 1......Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Pussy it is!...lmao


Edit: oh and this 1....Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Fart.

[Unhinged]

"A smooth-running penis is a relaxing experience."

or

"Leave the Fucking to us."

[SmoothKnight]

"Solutions For a Small Dick." i lol'd

[h2o polo player]

iv seen that before, i was on it for literally like 4 hrs and bustin up everytime a new one came up. small things amuse small minds :dunce:

[Victor Franko]

"Victor Franko - The Freshmaker!"

"Get Pussy or Get Out."

"Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Ebaums World?"

"The Penis that Smiles Back."

[Ænema]

AEnema - Thank AEnema It's Friday

Shit Faced - Promise Her Anything, But Get Her Shit Faced :lmao:

Penis Cake - The Good Penis Cake Kids Go For :lol:

The best one yet...

Chode - Nobody better lay a finger on my chode

[ZeroTigerX]

Better Ingredients, Better Penis.

A Tough Penis to Follow.

Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Penis Fits.

Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Penis.

More Penis Please.

I Wish I Were a Penis Weiner.

Behold the Power of Penis.

3-in-1 Protection for your Penis.

Penis Is Job 1.

The Lion Goes from Penis to Penis.

Only a Fool Breaks the Penis.

[Osama Bin Laden]

Chode - Nobody better lay a finger on my chode


Good one lawl

Edit

Shit- The Best Part of Waking Up is Shit in Your Cup.

Sperm- Making Sperm Taste Better.

Do You Eat The Sperm Last?

[Owned]

Hoe - At 29p a Hoe, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.

[Dr.Tea]

I was fucking crying at this. Ready?
Schtop! This 1 Inch Penis is not Ready Yet!
I Wish They All Could Be 1 Inch Penis Girls.

Or here's one my bro did.
Choosy Mothers Choose Beef Cock.

[Owned]

This one was good.

Jew:

Give the Dog a Jew.

[400exXx]

I dont get these "ad slogans", someone buy + ship me the shirt.

[Darkman57]

I'd Walk a Mile for a Faggot.

piss!!

[turtleturtle]

Chocolate Turtle Since 1911.

[george2468]

Get Busy with the Tit =tit lol

Snap! Crackle! Goatse!

[navid]

a different kind of company, a different kind of navid

[bigun15]

Snap! Crackle! Vagina!

[midevilwarrior]

snap!crakle!snap!crakle!snap!crakle!

[Unhinged]

"Moving at the speed of pot smoke"

[Franzman]

Drinka Pinta Niglet A Day.

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Niglets.

It Needn't Be Hell With Niglet.

Tell Them About The Niglet, Mummy.

It's Just For Me And My Niglet.

Making Niglets Taste Better.

We Do Niglets Right.

Niglets Saves Your Soul.

[Silent-Wraith]

You've Got Questions. We've Got Fecal Matter.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Fecal Matter from the Oven.

The Incredible, Edible Fecal Matter.

Taste the Scotsman's seed.

[Victor Franko]

A Fuck A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.

[ColdWaXX]

It's Shit Time.

Puts the Shit in Britain.

Don't Forget The Shit, Mum.

The Shit For All Ages.

Gotta Lotta Shit.

Come One, Come All To Shit.

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Shit.

[Osama Bin Laden]

my thread is a success...:eek: :dunce:

[ColdWaXX]

. .

[CHAOS.]

See the Face You Love Light Up With Cum.

Oh Hungry? Oh Anal Sex.

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Dildo?

Behold the Power of Dildo.

The Non-Sticky Sticky Sausage.

It Makes Your Sausage Smack.

Don't Say Brown, Say "Lubricant".

Life Should Taste As Good As Feces.

Washing Machines Live Longer With Shit.

A Smooth-Running Shit is a Relaxing Experience.

Tits - It Looks Good on You.

Asshole Not Included.

[DarkTalon]

Life Should Taste As Good As Clit.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Clit.

I laughed my ass off, good find.

[CandE]

Just Do Buttsechs.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Horny.
Half the Splooge, All the Taste.
Do the Jesus.
Leggo my Jesus!
All You Add Is Semen. LOL

some more:
Ribbed For Her Stiffy.
Where Poonanny is a Pleasure.
Mama's got the Magic of Poonanny.

[CommandoTravis]

So Easy, No Wonder Pussy is #1.
Silly Rabbit, Fuck! is for Kids.
Bread Wi' Boobs The Size Of Dallas Taken Out.
My Mother's Vagina-Lickin' Good.
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like My Mother's Vagina.

[se7en777]

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Bowels.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Bowels.

The Good Hi Kids Go For.

[OLIAX]

Lightening the Wanker.
Nothing Acts Faster Than Wanker.
The Wanker that Smiles Back.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Wanker in Your Cup.
You Can Do It When You Wanker It.
Get Wanker or Get Out.
I am Stuck on Wanker, 'Cause Wanker's Stuck on Me.
:uhoh:

this is scaring me now...

[havock]

Monsieur, with this Anal Insersion you are really spoiling us.

[TheRealJacovyn]

"You'll never get a better bit of poop on your knife"
That's classic.

[Name]

"Exceedingly Good Pee-Pee."

[Snowy]

mild green pussy liquid

biting the hand that feeds pussy

when the going gets tough, the tough get pussy

leggo my pussy\

its a pussy adventure

WHAT THE FUCK

[Bigheaded Chief]

Dick Comes to Those Who Wait.

Give the Dog a Dick.