Death and Torture threats

[Mad Rad]

This is easy. Just make some sick twisted death or torture threat to the person above you.

So the next person who replies needs to threaten me with death or some terrible form of torture.

Happy Threatening.

[Rskate2]

Next time you post I will chop off your balls and put them in your ass hole, so the next time you shit you will shit on your balls!!!

Love,
Rskate2

[strikeandburn]

Gee this thread looks kind of familiar.

[psychotic n00b]

i will stab you in the throat with a spork and eat your adams apple while dancing to the tune of you suffacating.

[Victor Franko]

I'm going to remove your eyes with a rusty jacknife and a dull spoon, clip all your fingers off with bolt cutters, and then strangle you with piano wire.

[psychotic n00b]

im gonna put a chlorophil rag over your mouth, then stomp on your balls untill you wait up. then im gonna take a tweezers and shove it into your eye, and rip it out. im gonna place you infront of a mirror so you can watch the rest of what i do. next im going to take a steak knife and sut off your left leg at the knee, and take a bat to your right shin.

becasue im tired right now im going to shoot you in several arteries so you bleed to death.

[evil joe]

I'm going to staple your eye lids open and give you papercuts on your eyes. Then I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions.

[Squeezymo]

I'm going to gauge your eyes out, and shove them up your ass, so you can literaly watch me kick the crap out of you!
-courtesy of moe sizlac

[Moose_]

I'm going to gauge your eyes out, and shove them up your ass, so you can literaly watch me kick the crap out of you!
-courtesy of moe sizlac

Im going to stick your cock in a vise, set it on fire, and give you a rusty saw, and let you have the choise of burning your junk, or sawing off your own taint.

[Mxermadman]

I'm going to suspend you over a patch of bamboo for several months while playing Nick and Jessica newly-weds re-runs and watch the bamboo slowly grow through your body!!

[mike73]

i am going to put you into a metal chair that is connected to heating system. over a course of 32 hours the heat will rise and conduct to the chair. after the 32 hour burning flesh fest i will strap you to a wall by your hands and the only thing you can see is a clock that says "you have this many hours to live" and it will count down by the second starting at 24 hours. then you will sit there, waiting, wondering how you will die. Will it be worse than the burning chair!? No one knows...after the 24 hours i'll burst in the room and scream surprise. if you don't die of shock i'll hit you in the head with a large pie. then i'll play the whole thing of as a joke. then i'll tell you, "Congratulations, you are the winner of 1 million dollars." You know, lull the people into a false sense of security. because you are still hanging up to the wall, i will have a bunch of midgets make razor cuts on your skin 2 inches long every fifteen minutes. then i will hire a toothless bum to pull open the cuts with his dirty finger nails and put salt in them. then i will leave you there.

[[H]]

I'll rip off your nads with my teeth and eat them, while jerking off and spitting them into your lunch. THen i'll stab you. :D

[VladimirLenin]

i'll rip your nose off and stuff it in your left eyesocket and then i'll pee in your right eye.

[mike73]

i'll anal rape you for ten days straight...with no lube! :)

[rand0m]

im going to photoshop your head onto tubgirl and then show your mum ... your FAT mum

[PossessedTaco]

I'm going to prick holes in your skin with a rusty nail, and when they're deep enough, I'll take a shit in them. Then I'll release a deadly poisonous parasite in your food when you aren't looking, and within 10 seconds of you swallowing it, not only will it will eat a hole through your stomach but it will release battery acid in your large intestine so you'll piss blood and shit diarrhea for 4 months. I'll hire 10 HIV-positive clowns to rape you 24/7, and for the finale, I'll lock you in a 100-degree room with a horny Brian Peppers for 4 hours. If you're still barely alive by then, I'll connect a 10,000 watt power source from your penis to your nipples so you'll turn into bacon instantly leaving you to rot.

[evil joe]

I'm going to spank your tight little bottom. I feel so naughty.

[400exXx]

I am going to shove eBaumsworld up your ass.


Sideways.

[Osama Bin Laden]

I am going to shove eBaumsworld up your ass.


Sideways.
I am going to ride a lawnmower down your throat, out your ass, and into evil joe.

[400exXx]

I am going to ride a lawnmower down your throat, out your ass, and into evil joe.


Hahahahaha that was teh funniness.

[Mad Rad]

Im going to jam a toothpick into your windpipe and then whack you in the stomach with a baseball bat and knock the air out of you, but you wont be able to breath back in because you have a fucking toothpick size hole in your windpipe.

After that ill slit the webbings of your fingers and toes and cut out your tounge and poor lemon juice on them.

After that ill lock you in a room with a horny Brian Peppers and Pasis. If you dont know who Pasis is then look it up on wikipedia. Oh wait you cant because I just put out a cigarette out in your eye.

[svenson_26]

Imma put you in a tiny stinky room with no doors and no windows. You will be able to breath, and i'll send shitty tasting food every 2 days so you can just survive. But the food will be poison so you get diarrhea. You will stay in that room for sevral months, and eventually, the diarrhea will fill up the room, and you will drown!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[400exXx]

Im gonna pee on you.

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7991/051229davechappellepeeonyouvideo1jy9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ænema]

I'm going to strap you to a chair and make you eat a can of beans then put a bear trap underneath your balls and make you shit on the bear trap. The bear trap will then shoot up and smash your balls.:)

[Gamegeneral]

I'll get chuck norris in here

[[H]]

I'll shove a pineapple in your penis hole.

[Mad Rad]

Imma put you in a tiny stinky room with no doors and no windows. You will be able to breath, and i'll send shitty tasting food every 2 days so you can just survive. But the food will be poison so you get diarrhea. You will stay in that room for sevral months, and eventually, the diarrhea will fill up the room, and you will drown!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Remind me to never piss you off. I think this is the worst one yet.

[Malafe]

I'll nail your hands too a chair and stick you in a room with a big screen and play lemonparty non stop for a week while playing the song Milkshake :ahhh:

[Dr.Tea]

I'll make you watch a marathon of Teletubbies...TWICE

[navid]

i'm going to tie you down, go to home depot, and shove every tool they have up your ass.

[viper025]

i'll tie u to a chair and than chop your dik off and make u watch me fuk ur mom, and ur sis with ur dik than i'll kill both of them and ground them up into some chilly and make u eat it........and i'll break your precious computer and game systems

[Ænema]

i'll tie u to a chair and than chop your dik off and make u watch me fuk ur mom, and ur sis with ur dik than i'll kill both of them and ground them up into some chilly and make u eat it........and i'll break your precious computer and game systems
You sick fuck. Why...

I'll strap you to a chair and force you to listen to Fall Out Boy and watch You Got Served.

[Davemeistro]

Ill kick you in the NUTS

[[H]]

I'll shove a pineapple infested with ringworms and bacteria into your anus. and jerk off while i do it. :D

[[H]]

I'll serve you dinner and wipe your ass :D

[Riukken]

I will uppercut you from an 8 story high bridge and let you fall to the concrete below. You crush your skull and your intestines fall out. I piss on your dead corpse.

[hoax.dc]

im going to murder u.. no wait.. assassinate u.. no.. KILL U... in a very disgusting fashion which involves pain.. o yesss... pain but not just forr u.. but for me too.. ahh the pain.. oo the pain..


WDF IS THIS POST

OHH YYESS THER WILL BE BLLUUDD!!


oo i no.. im going to lik u til u die

[Moose_]

I will fart in your general direction. Heck yes bitchez.

[st. jimmy]

I'm gonna staple your cock to the ground, rub shit on your face, pour gasoline all over you and then light it on fire

[Pwnage_Pimp]

I will use a cheese grater on your ass and wear it down to the point where i can visibly see your rectum which i will then proceed to chew and make into a liquid state with my saliva.

I will then take ur grated skin tissue and muscle tissure and shove it into your throat asphixiating you while forcing the rectum-saliva mixture into your nasal passage and sewing your mouth and nostrils shut forcing the sticky juice to mix with the chunks of muscle and skin tissue and clog up your larynx to prevent what little air is coming through the slits of ur nostrils to get to your lungs.



LOVE PWNAGE PIMP, AND BY THE WAY... I WIN!

[Lunacy182]

I will cut your toenails so short that when you put pressure on them, it stings!!! Take that!!

[Cur67]

first I'll put you in really tight shoes,
then super glue your ass shut
force feed you laxatives
and poke you with a stick

playing Rosanne Bar's rendition of The Star Spangled Banner
at full volume all the while.

[LBJ23]

I'll shove a stick in your pee pee place

[Nanookie54]

hmm i will stick a very long needle into your pee hole while using an exacto knife to slice it apart slowly. then i will feed you a device which looks like an ordinary ball but when in your body for 1 minute it will open and spring out little blades that will spin around and cut all your organs while you're still alive very slowly and you'll die of internal bleeding. horray!

[Somethingevil]

I will rip off all your finger nails and toe nails then proceed to dip you fingers and toes inside vinegar. I will then staple your eyes open and pour salt into your eyes. Afterwards, while your eyes are still stapled open, I will force you to watch Ben Affleck movies.

[5K4R5]

I will first throw you in a fire that you feel the burn but you don't die. Then I will buy two ninja stars and throw one in your eye and one up your ass. Then I'll get my neighbor and have her strip in front of you. And that's the worst one, but after that I'll throw a tear gas grenade down your throat. Then I'll be like all the Team America copier and chop your balls off and shove them up your ass, so the next time you shit you shit on your balls. Then I'll drill seven holes in your penis so the next time you pee, if you can, you'll pee in all different directions.

[anon118]

you only one post therefore your mother was a hor and you are a world of warcraft hater you ASSHAT!

[mike73]

you are gay..so i will throw you into an all male jail cell

[5K4R5]

you only one post therefore your mother was a hor and you are a world of warcraft hater you ASSHAT!

I will fuck your mom in front of you while you proceed to choke from the tear gas in your ass. Then after your mom dies from too much cum, I'll throw you in a trash can, take you and beat you against a tree. Then I'll go get your family and force them to stab you 6 times each. Then I'll chop your dick off and make you eat it. If your not dead yet, I'll carve your eyes out with a buring hot stick of iron. If your not dead yet, I will put a mask on you that has tooth picks in it, (got this off of saw II) and put a key in your ass, so once you get out of a chair with a string going through your body, it will start a timer. Once the timer starts, you will have 0.000001 nano seconds befor it closes. :P

[Nanookie54]

I will rip off all your finger nails and toe nails then proceed to dip you fingers and toes inside vinegar. I will then staple your eyes open and pour salt into your eyes. Afterwards, while your eyes are still stapled open, I will force you to watch Ben Affleck movies.

i'm so hurt...no eye ball paper cuts...*pouts*

[xyzman123]

I want to rip your eyeballs out and squeeze them in my hands, then see them bleed and laugh while your cry on the floor, but then again, your cant cry without your eye, so you cry blood, and I force you to suck it up. Then I force you to watch sextapes with Michael Jackson until you die. Then when your ded, I'll cut your dick off and use it as a dildo, on you. and make yuo suck it in. Then I'll make your body chained in a caulron filled with clemen. And watch your body dedigest(sp?). And when your all shibbled up, ill cut off your hands and feet, and squeeze you in a empty shell of a small ball. and use you as a ball. Then I'll finally put the ball in a grave.


But thats not all, then i'll get my ghost hunting gun, and find your spirit. I'll suck it up and throw it in hell. Where you'll suffer forever. Then I'll go make sex to your whole family, and tell them you died. And watch them suffer. Then I'll go to sleep. The next day I'll get my chainsaw and search for your family, for my final manuever. They all went into hiding, in different areas, so I go around looking for them one by one, and kill them 2 seconds after staring at them. When there all ded, I'll go eat some nice Rice Krispies.

[LBJ23]

I'm gonna kill you to death

[FonsecaWalls]

The next time you make an illogical sentence I'm going to make you watch all the Survivor series. What! What now bitch! I'm sorry I didn't mean that, welcome to Ebaums.

[ColdWaXX]

Listen to me, I'll fuck with you, fuck with me, I'll listen to you.

But really: I'll replace your lotion with mayonnaise so when you go and jack off, you'll squirt mayonnaise all over your dick.

[LBJ23]

The next time you make an illogical sentence I'm going to make you watch all the Survivor series. What! What now bitch! I'm sorry I didn't mean that, welcome to Ebaums.

Jesus you scared me there

[Roushpimpn]

First ill rip out all of your teeth with a wrench, then ill shove shards of glass in your mouth and force you to chew on it, then you will have glass stuck in your gums(replacing your teeth).Then ill cut your dick off, and send a stripper into the room,she will strip untill you are aroused, the stump that is remaining from your chopped penis will be in a boner state an will be gushing blood (because when you get a boner blood rushes to your dick). After this i will surgically switch where your testicles are with your eyes, then you will be able to see inside your scrotum, then ill kick you in the crotch repeatedly.After this i will poke you in the testicles(eye sockets), then ill stitch a dildo onto your head, in a means to which it will unremovable, so people can call you dick head the rest of your life, then ill send a prison full of gay black men with huge d!cks to anally rape you, they will cum so deep in you, as far as into your intestine, that the cum will serve as a source of nutrition or food, since i will not feed you. And then months after you think its over ill break into your home and beat you to death in the head with a fire exstinguisher just like that video that was posted on here months ago.

[Wip3ou7xL]

First I'll kidnap you and your entire family. I tie you up good to a chair so you cant move, then I fuck every female member of your family while I force your father to fuck you in the ass while your grandfather fucks him in the ass while I hold them at gunpoint. Your sister is pregnant so I rip out the fetus and beat you with it. After that, I kill every member of your family and forcefeed their body parts to you. After you've consumed your entire family, I break all your bones and then shit all over you. Since you ate all your family members, you're gonna have to take a big ass dump. As you start to shit out your family members, I'll be there to take that shit straight from your ass and feed it to you again as it's coming out. That part goes on for a few days straight, and then I pull my Turbocharged Beetle into the garage where you are, jack up the front end, and lay you under it. Then I staple your dick to a popsickle stick so it stands straight up and the head of your cock makes contact with the tire, then I get in the car and blast it through every gear while it chews your dick off. I'd make sure that your cock was just barely touching the rubber at first, so that I can lower the car incrementally on the jack and burnout through every inch of your manhood. After you had no dick left, I'd stab you with a hot soldering iron where your dick used to be, and then push your balls into the hole and then stick the hot soldering iron back in again, so now you have a very painful vagina, and then I fuck it. Then I take an expanding anchor and shove it up your ass, and trigger the release mechanism. The anchor will expand inside of your colon, and then I tie the other end to the back of my Turbo Beetle. Then I drag you around an empty parking lot by the ass for a while. Then I throw you in the trunk filled with tacks and razorblades and take you back to my house again. Once we get there I take you out of the trunk and lay you down on some sandpaper and spray you down with cheap pestisides. Then I take a nickle and put it between each of your teeth and hit it with a hammer so that your teeth seperate and move eachother around with every hit and split. Then I shoot you in the foot with a .22 and fuck the hole until you cry for Jesus. Once you cry for Jesus, I step out for a moment, and I come back DRESSED LIKE JESUS! I say, let there be light, and I strap an ultra high intensity spotlight to your face and cut off your eyelids so that your face burns and your eyes dry out into a scabby mess. Then I force you pick the scab off by slamming your face over and over again into the corner of table. If you refuse to do it, I'll grab your hair and do it for you. Then I'll put your hands (sideways) into a vise clamp and slowly turn the lever while I smoke blunts of chronic and blow the smoke into your barely living body covered in various wounds. Then, I cut off your lips and offer to let you hit the blunt, but then I say "shit bitch fuck that I dont want you bleeding on my blunt you dumb peice of crap" and then I put the blunt out on your neck. Then I take a razorblade and make a small incision behind your head just above your neck, and then I take filed down coathangers and slowly press them in at different angles while asking you about your life and your beliefs, but only getting nonsense responses due to the intense psychological damage from being tortured and phsycial nerve damage that I'm controlling with the coat hangers from behind. Then just to see how your reactions change, I do different things to the other end of each hanger. One of them I electrocute, one of them I heat up, one of them I start hanging various objects of different weights from. About this time I start to get bored, so I begin to masturbate and I cum all over you. I go play xbox360 for a while so you can calm down, and then when my nuts feel full again, I come back to bust another load on you. This goes on for a few days untill you're totally drenched in my cum. I get some spraypaint and a lighter and start blowing balls of fire at you. When I've had enough fun with that, I use the remaining spraypaint cans to paint you all sorts of different colors. Since you still have the anchor in your ass from when I was dragging you around, I pull it out and put the empty cans of spraypaint inside. Then I chop off the foot that I didnt shoot and then fuck, and I play with it like a toy car, driving it across your body while making engine sounds with my mouth and saying "vroooooooom Beetles are cool!". I have a beer and then I cut open the aluminum can and jab it into your chest, but not deep enough to do any vital damage. This whole time I've been feeding you interveineously so you can't refuse to eat and suicide. Now I cut out your tounge and wear it like a condom. Then, I fuck you in the ass with it and take it off and put it back in your mouth. Since the sex was so satisfying I need to smoke some cigarettes, and I turn you into my new ashtray and put out packs of cigarettes on you for the rest of your life. Eventually I turn you into a bong, and smoke untill I pass out.

[FagKiller]

im gonna sodomize ur ass

[mike73]

i'll give you aids, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and the common cold all at the same time.

[Roushpimpn]

First I'll kidnap you and your entire family. I tie you up good to a chair so you cant move, then I fuck every female member of your family while I force your father to fuck you in the ass while your grandfather fucks him in the ass while I hold them at gunpoint. Your sister is pregnant so I rip out the fetus and beat you with it. After that, I kill every member of your family and forcefeed their body parts to you. After you've consumed your entire family, I break all your bones and then shit all over you. Since you ate all your family members, you're gonna have to take a big ass dump. As you start to shit out your family members, I'll be there to take that shit straight from your ass and feed it to you again as it's coming out. That part goes on for a few days straight, and then I pull my Turbocharged Beetle into the garage where you are, jack up the front end, and lay you under it. Then I staple your dick to a popsickle stick so it stands straight up and the head of your cock makes contact with the tire, then I get in the car and blast it through every gear while it chews your dick off. I'd make sure that your cock was just barely touching the rubber at first, so that I can lower the car incrementally on the jack and burnout through every inch of your manhood. After you had no dick left, I'd stab you with a hot soldering iron where your dick used to be, and then push your balls into the hole and then stick the hot soldering iron back in again, so now you have a very painful vagina, and then I fuck it. Then I take an expanding anchor and shove it up your ass, and trigger the release mechanism. The anchor will expand inside of your colon, and then I tie the other end to the back of my Turbo Beetle. Then I drag you around an empty parking lot by the ass for a while. Then I throw you in the trunk filled with tacks and razorblades and take you back to my house again. Once we get there I take you out of the trunk and lay you down on some sandpaper and spray you down with cheap pestisides. Then I take a nickle and put it between each of your teeth and hit it with a hammer so that your teeth seperate and move eachother around with every hit and split. Then I shoot you in the foot with a .22 and fuck the hole until you cry for Jesus. Once you cry for Jesus, I step out for a moment, and I come back DRESSED LIKE JESUS! I say, let there be light, and I strap an ultra high intensity spotlight to your face and cut off your eyelids so that your face burns and your eyes dry out into a scabby mess. Then I force you pick the scab off by slamming your face over and over again into the corner of table. If you refuse to do it, I'll grab your hair and do it for you. Then I'll put your hands (sideways) into a vise clamp and slowly turn the lever while I smoke blunts of chronic and blow the smoke into your barely living body covered in various wounds. Then, I cut off your lips and offer to let you hit the blunt, but then I say "shit bitch fuck that I dont want you bleeding on my blunt you dumb peice of crap" and then I put the blunt out on your neck. Then I take a razorblade and make a small incision behind your head just above your neck, and then I take filed down coathangers and slowly press them in at different angles while asking you about your life and your beliefs, but only getting nonsense responses due to the intense psychological damage from being tortured and phsycial nerve damage that I'm controlling with the coat hangers from behind. Then just to see how your reactions change, I do different things to the other end of each hanger. One of them I electrocute, one of them I heat up, one of them I start hanging various objects of different weights from. About this time I start to get bored, so I begin to masturbate and I cum all over you. I go play xbox360 for a while so you can calm down, and then when my nuts feel full again, I come back to bust another load on you. This goes on for a few days untill you're totally drenched in my cum. I get some spraypaint and a lighter and start blowing balls of fire at you. When I've had enough fun with that, I use the remaining spraypaint cans to paint you all sorts of different colors. Since you still have the anchor in your ass from when I was dragging you around, I pull it out and put the empty cans of spraypaint inside. Then I chop off the foot that I didnt shoot and then fuck, and I play with it like a toy car, driving it across your body while making engine sounds with my mouth and saying "vroooooooom Beetles are cool!". I have a beer and then I cut open the aluminum can and jab it into your chest, but not deep enough to do any vital damage. This whole time I've been feeding you interveineously so you can't refuse to eat and suicide. Now I cut out your tounge and wear it like a condom. Then, I fuck you in the ass with it and take it off and put it back in your mouth. Since the sex was so satisfying I need to smoke some cigarettes, and I turn you into my new ashtray and put out packs of cigarettes on you for the rest of your life. Eventually I turn you into a bong, and smoke untill I pass out.

That was pure genius my friend, fucking brilliant.

100 POST FUCK YEAH WHOOOHOOOO!

[Wip3ou7xL]

That was pure genius my friend, fucking brilliant.

Thank you, thank you. I try.

[EnTrAnCeD]

im going to pierce your nipples and hang you by them from a 30 story building and leave you there

[poonage_pimp]

Wip3ou7xL you are a fucking God

[Roushpimpn]

^ im a close 2nd, i thought mine was pretty good( no bias), but wip3ouxL was amazing

[SatanTheSith]

i kill you!

[BFIGHTER]

ill call you a girly man.

[MercifulMolina]

ill shove a hot rod up your penis LAWL!

[evil joe]

I will show you my post count and join date so you feel like a noob. Then I'll apologize and buy you dinner.

[xyzman123]

I'll make you look at yourself in the mirror until you die. ;)

[Mr.SelfDestruct]

I'll beat you to death with my eyeglasses.

[Cur67]

I'll force you to kiss Oprah Winfree's camel toe.

[OldRootbeer]

I will find you walking down the street, minding your own business, probably going to work. The smell of freshly baked biscuits will lure you down an alleyway and into a mysterious, blood splattered door that says "Satan's Dojo" in large, oversized letters. Inside there will be a table with 2 chairs, each on opposing ends of a table. The table has on top of it a large plate of the most delicious biscuits known to existance. You will eat and enjoy these biscuits, until you eat the last one, containing a razor that cut between your teeth and into your gums. As you scream, a trap door will open below you and you will speed down a long tunnel slide that has been heated to about 260 degrees. As you spin around trying to avoid the heat, mace shoots out of small holes and enhances the pain. Then tiny gnomes jump in with you while you slide and proceed to rip off your clothes and rape you. After 3 minutes of sliding you finally fall from the slide into a pit of aids infected needles filled with a chemical to give the same effects as viagra. As soon and you get a bonner, a small crane will slowely lower from the ceiling and grab your erection. It will them proceed to list you into the air by your cock and make you do a full 360 while it holds your penis in place. You will then be dropped in a playpen with barbwire covered sides that rise up twenty feet. Twenty gnomes will once again be unleashed on you. They will hold you down as of of them begins to gnaw on your now limp and broken penis. An other with carve out your eye with some needles from the pit and another shits into your mouth and rubs his crab infected ballsack all over you. The crabs are also infected with aids. To get away, you will climb the barbwire siding of the playpen. Once you finally get to the top, you will discover 37 Zebras that have been injected with steroids and viagra. You are then raped by them as well. After they have been satisfied, you will be left crying on the ground, awaiting your next punishment. It will be dark, so you try not to move. That would risk yourself being once again trapped in some kind of pit/pen. Then you will once again smell the alluring scent of my biscuits. As you follow the smell, you find that the ground is covered with aids infected tacks and porcupines. They are both also injected with steroids. The porcupines then proceed to rape you anally. Once you finally get to the kitchen, the biscuits will be cold and unappealing, but you will be hungry. You will then eat, but unfortunatly, the brownies are infected with aids and and poopey. When you eat the poopey, you will be immediatley sick and want to throw up. As you run to the sink to provent messing up my nice furniture, you will trip over one of the porcupines that earlier raped you and fall into a hole leading to my room. There, you will be bound by metal chains by the gnomes so that I may have you all to myself. I will tell them to leave the room and spare thei virgin eyes. I will then walk over to you and clamp your nipples. Then will connect them to the battery of my car, which I will using you turn your nipples into smoking hot burning flesh mounds. Then I will walk over you you and rip out each of your toenails by sticking toothpicks under the nails and lifting upwards to pop them off. I will them take a big hit off my joint and then put it out on the exposed flesh under your big right toenail. I will then proceed to stick a needle into your ballsack and drain any fluid that is inside. Then I will get a larger needle filled with ants and force it int the same hole, enjecting a small colony into your nutsack. I will seal it with glue and insert and oxygen pump so that they may build a new civilization. You will scream as the (they are fireants) ants eat bite at anything they can and a few even manage you climb out of your pee pee hole. Afterwards, I will get a large cactus and ram it into your ass. I will then proceed to fuck you with said cactus until all of the painful pokey thins fall off. Then I will put on a metal, heated condom (300 degrees, cool on the inside) and defile you with my 15 inch long meat stick. I will then bring in your mothe and do the same thing to her, except vaginal and oral will be included. Afterwards she won't be able to talk because her tounge is burned off, but it doesn't matter because I will have the gnomes carry her away to have a nonstop orgy until she decays. You will be crying as I walk over to you. I will tell you to open your mouth, but you won't, forcing me to get my gnomes to hold it open for me. I will then proceed to shoot load after load into your mouth, and then take a long piss. If you throw up it will be forced back down until it has been taken in fully. Then I will get a sheet of paper and paper cut the webbing of your fingers and toes, which I will then rip apart. Then I will cut off your nose an fuck the new hole in your face. When I blow my load you will feel it shoots down the back of your throat. One of my gnomes will bring in a box full of used tampons for your grandmother. We will make tea and crumpets (tampons used as teabags) with this and force you to finish it all. Then we will tell you that your grandmother and the crumpets have aids. As you scream in dismay, I will send my gnomes to hold open your mouth as I pour acid on your tounge and rip out your teeth one by one with plyers. After your mouth is ridden of your teeth and touge, I will cut your gums out to give room for the rouched that I will pour in next. We will then close your mouth and staple it shut with aids infected staples. They also have gonnareah. By now the ants have eaten through your ballsack. I will then take out your right nut and use it as a replacement for your left eye, just for shits and giggles. You won't be able to see out of it though. Then I will cut you pinkies off and shove them into your ears to pop your eardrums, forever defening you. I will then let you go, and have you flee to a bright light. The tunnel is filled with aids infected needles and razors that cut you after ever step. Shit rains down from the ceiling and piss shoots like fire hoses from the side while wolverines snap at your broken penis which is currently raining ands from it's eye. You will jump out of a hole which will drop you into a cake that was supposed to be for your suprise birthday party. Everyone will wonder why you are naked and your wife will tell you that grandma didn't show. Then gnomes will rains from the skies and proceed to fuck all of your family at the party, especially the children. Everyone catches aids and dies immediatley due to internal bleeding from massive gnome cocks. Then you will shoot yourself with an aids infected gun.

[Cur67]

Gramnma Didn't Show!!!???

Gawddammit! That's Too Much!

[OldRootbeer]

Because she was getting raped by gnomes.

[Cur67]

fucking gnomes,
worse than oompah loompahs

[dudeinanigloo]

Fuck, this thread is so disgusting, demoralized, and decrepit that even an athiest such as myself will go to hell for reading it.
I'm going to lock you in a room with no windows and no doors for the rest of your life, and make you watch Snakes on a Plane over and over again for the entire duration of that time. Your only nutritional sources will be Mexican bell peppers and Coca-Cola.
You should all feel intensely horrified with yourselves for having participated in it.

[Wip3ou7xL]

Fuck, this thread is so disgusting, demoralized, and decrepit that even an athiest such as myself will go to hell for reading it.
I'm going to lock you in a room with no windows and no doors for the rest of your life, and make you watch Snakes on a Plane over and over again for the entire duration of that time. Your only nutritional sources will be Mexican bell peppers and Coca-Cola.
You should all feel intensely horrified with yourselves for having participated in it.
roflmao that is great

[george2468]

Wip3ou7xL. This is your wake-up call.



Every day of your working life,
you have given people the news...



that they are going to die soon.



Now you will be the cause of death.



Your aim in this game is to kill Adam.



You have until 7:00 on the clock to do it.



There's a man in the room with you.



When there is that much poison
in your blood, the only thing left to do...



is shoot yourself.



There are ways to win this...



hidden all around you.



Just remember:
"X" marks the spot for the treasure.



If you do not kill Adam by 7:00 ...



then Alison and Diana will die, Wip3ou7xL.



And I'll leave you in this room to rot.



Let the game begin.

[navid]

your so stupid, your a conspiracy theory.

[george2468]

Hello, navid.



You're a perfectly healthy, sane,
middle-class male.



Yet, last month, you ran a straight razor
across your wrists.



Did you hurt yourself
because you truly wanted to die...



or did you just want some attention?



Tonight, you'll show me.



The irony is that if you want to die
you just have to stay where you are.



But if you want to live,
you'll have to cut yourself again.



One path through the razor wire to the door.



But hurry. At 3:30 that door will lock...



and then this room becomes your tomb.



How much blood will you shed
to stay alive,navid?


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[GraPhiC-MagIc]

I'm going to make you listen to the theme song of Barney forever.

[OldRootbeer]

I want this to be statrted up again haha...I loved it

[george2468]

you want me to do another saw quote....

nigga

[Roushpimpn]

stop quoting me asshole

[rand0m]

I'm going to take your sister out for a great movie and dinner, then never call her back.

[EddyBear]

you want me to do another saw quote....

nigga

Hahah yes, saw3, on halloween FTW:D

[Squeezymo]

everybody stfu! or I'll tell Lindsey Lohan to make another movie!!!





















Now that's more like it.

[Fnr Bikes]

First I'll lay you on the table. Then I'll cut your stomach open and pour gasoline and salt in it. Than I will watch you bleed. I will give you one chance to get to the door thats 50ft away. If you dont make it, I will light your stomach on fire and wacth you die. Bitch.

[Joosbockz]

Ill pry your fingernails open, then ill slit the baby skin under your nail with a rusty razor. then ill connect the razor to yur pupil and slide it across... im only doing it bcuz i luv u :)

[Mattjam]

I will kill you.
With a gun.
And you will die.
The end.
Post count +1.

[Crysiss]

I will "violate" you.

The rest of the work is up to you.

[Squeezymo]

i'll kill you with kindness

[mince]

I'll spare you the killing process and skip straight to the autopsy.