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jec571
07-16-2006, 01:19 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/cigarettetrick.html

YESSSS
YESSS YESS YESSSSSSSSS
I MADE IT ON EBAUMSWORLD
THIS IS MY VIDEO
YESSSSSSS!

okay so here is the story behind this clip.


me, and 3 of my friends went to warped tour
and left around 4 to St.Petersburg to see a band
we drove for 2 hours and finally got there
ok so we saw the band and it was the most amazing show i have ever seen

anywase

after the show, we are walking to the parking lot
and this city isn't the prettiest one, its pretty ghetto
and the parking lot is right infront of the venue
and we talked to the band for a lil then went to the car
and there was a bike and a 40 ounce on the floor
and my friend derek is like, i heard these were illegal but i knew they weren't
so then he tells his girlfriend" take a picture of it"
so she starts taking pics of it
all of the sudden this black man starts running toward us
and im like oh shit kayla
and im scared, because its in the ghetto and some black man is running toward us.
and he is like hey what yall doing to my bike
so we explain to him that we were just taking pics of the 40 oz.
and he is like, who wants the beer? give me the money right now
I'll go buy it. and we are like no no, we just wanted pics of it.
so then he is like. now you listen to me, i don't drink

you see this cigarrette?
BAM throws it in his mouth and does the trick

and im like shit, i wanna tape this, put it on ebaums.

so then i get him to stand toward the sun so we can see better
I taped it and "narrated it"

you can hear my friends telling me to give him money
he wasnt gonna do the trick if we didnt pay him
but he did for some reason
we eventually gave him like a dollar and 75 cents
thass all we had
he had one kid and his wife was pregnant with another
living on the streets, so it was kinda like charity

okay so...if you look at the vid, there is a guy in the background
messing with the parking shit

after the black guy leaves
(it wasn't his bike, or 40 ounce)

the guy who is messing with the parking shit is like, hey tell me if the police are coming.
and he is like trying to break into it
so he is like, im hungry, i gotta do whatever to feed myself

then im scared, cuz this is a criminal and shit
so im like
hey as long as you dont hurt anybody its cool
and hes like, i know right
so after that i was more relaxed
he was also like
jail ain't looking to bad right now


finally we walks toward us with a big ass wad of cash
and is like thanks guys
and rides off with his bike and 40 ounce


YESSS I LOVE EBAUMS

discuss.
JaMaiCa
07-16-2006, 01:53 AM
Ebaum's announces when you get your prize 1 day before the deadline, so be careful.
jec571
07-16-2006, 03:01 PM
am i automaiticly entered in a contest?
if i don't place, do i still get money?
ElJoe
07-16-2006, 08:13 PM
I have no idea what he even did to the cigarrette.:confused:
graffiti1
07-16-2006, 08:24 PM
it was lit, and he put it in his mouth with the lit end towards the back so if it burns that dangling thing, then he will be throwing up all day for ab0ut a week
ElJoe
07-16-2006, 08:26 PM
Oh that was it? I knew he did that but I thought he did something else while it was in his mouth.
Snowy
07-16-2006, 10:27 PM
you should send in that story for a tax refund
jec571
07-17-2006, 12:41 AM
^^ haha

so I automaticly win 100 bucks.
which is awesome.
and if i place 3rd or 2nd in the contest
i can make even more money
hooooray!
armst012
07-17-2006, 02:07 AM
That is the gayest thing I've seen in the past 3 weeks on ebaums. WTF was the trick? He put the cig in the mouth closed his mouth. Pretended to chew it, took it out and smoked it again? Are you kidding me? I bet if you went out on the street tommorow and offered 100 bucks to anyone who would do the same trick you'd probably find someone by lunch time. I dont mean to hate but I just dont see the facination with this trick. I think you were more jacked that you went into the ghetto ran into a black and were amazed that you weren't mugged. So you kissed his ass hoping you wouldn't get your ass kicked and were just counting your blessings when it was over you racist prick.

Have a nice day and good luck in the contest.
ElJoe
07-17-2006, 12:53 PM
While I was camping this weekend some drunk guy kept smoking his cigarrette with his nose and blowing the smoke out of his nose. Of course anybody could do that but it was really funny.
jec571
07-17-2006, 02:30 PM
That is the gayest thing I've seen in the past 3 weeks on ebaums. WTF was the trick? He put the cig in the mouth closed his mouth. Pretended to chew it, took it out and smoked it again? Are you kidding me? I bet if you went out on the street tommorow and offered 100 bucks to anyone who would do the same trick you'd probably find someone by lunch time. I dont mean to hate but I just dont see the facination with this trick. I think you were more jacked that you went into the ghetto ran into a black and were amazed that you weren't mugged. So you kissed his ass hoping you wouldn't get your ass kicked and were just counting your blessings when it was over you racist prick.

Have a nice day and good luck in the contest.


obviously you didnt read the story
we didn't go searching for him
he ran up to us.

and how did i get jacked?
I'm getting 100 bucks!
Tyrant1
07-18-2006, 10:43 AM
the vid was kinda lame but cool at the same time let us know if you get that money
dropofahat
07-18-2006, 01:48 PM
how did i get jacked?
I'm getting 100 bucks!

I think armst012 meant that you were so excited/thrilled (look up "jacked" on urbandictionary.com) about surviving the ghetto, THAT'S why you were overly impressed with a trick that otherwise (to some people) wasn't that great.

obviously you didnt read the story
we didn't go searching for him
he ran up to us.

I don't think armst012 said you went looking for a black guy, he said you "ran into" him, which agrees with what you said happened. Armst012 was pointing out that if you DID go looking for someone NOW, you'd find a ton of people who could do the same "trick".

At least that's my interpretation.

And I happen to agree that it wasn't THAT impressive a trick, but hey, as you say, you got 100 bucks - that is, IF Ebaums comes through with it...


Having just re-read your story - Gee, you really were impressed with the ghetto, huh? Taking pictures of a 40-ounce beer?
CPT Lars
07-19-2006, 01:08 PM
St Petersburg is a nice place for the most part. I mean downtown St Pete is a really nice place. http://www.stpete.org/
dropofahat
07-19-2006, 02:33 PM
St Petersburg is a nice place for the most part. I mean downtown St Pete is a really nice place. http://www.stpete.org/
40-oz beers (or malt liquor) aren't really illegal there, are they? I've never heard of that (I'm in NYC, where in the ghettos 40's are like cellphones, eveyone has one). If not, why would anyone think that they were (see the long story above)?
jec571
07-20-2006, 01:37 AM
dropofahat
if you read my story
it says he ran toward us
thats not us running into him

and CPT Lars
I'm not really sure
it was jannus's landing, that was the venue
mesosalay
07-20-2006, 01:58 AM
k..........................o.O
jec571
07-20-2006, 02:02 AM
^^^ i heard a mod saying that comments like that were a waste
of bandwith and people who posted them will get temp bans.
dropofahat
07-20-2006, 10:35 AM
dropofahat
if you read my story
it says he ran toward us
thats not us running into him

Geez, how literally do you take things? "Ran into him" doesn't mean "jogged toward him" or "collided with him", it means you "happened to meet him", that's all!
jec571
07-21-2006, 12:12 AM
I'm probably gonna take a course on taking things literally with 100 bucks im making off this vid, so no worries dropofhat!
Refuse
07-21-2006, 12:00 PM
It's either go to eBaums world and watch video or go to YTMwhatever and be a liar.

Choices choices... hmm... do I become lame as fuck and lie constantly or do I be like a normal human being that just wants to watch videos and chat about them?

Hmmmm....
CPT Lars
07-21-2006, 04:15 PM
Iv'e never heard of 40-oz liquor being illegal. I wasn't quite sure where where Jannaus landing was so I checked it out on google Earth and it is in the ok section. It is right by the quote "world famous Peir". The building is amazing. It's an upside down pyramid sitting on a pier. It's a heavy tourist area. http://www.stpete-pier.com/index.php
p.s whats up with all of the spamming mad rad?
jec571
07-21-2006, 04:25 PM
yea wtf is all that ??

anywase...i don't know it looked alrite, but it was a sunday night
everything is closed, it just had an eerie feeling. and a HUGE hotel was burnt down, it was pretty crazy.

and refuse, wtf are you talking about too?
MrSmallz
07-21-2006, 07:32 PM
i cant believe i wasted so much time reading that long run-on sentence of a story to see some trick that ive see at every keg party ive ever been to
jec571
07-21-2006, 07:56 PM
haha! i win! you read the whole story
and i win 100 bucks! hoooray!!
jec571
08-05-2006, 10:20 PM
Ebaums Staff: I Have Tried To Contact You Via Email Countless Times, Please Pm Me. I'm Starting To Get Irritated!!!
Joey-Clemenza
08-05-2006, 10:54 PM
You're a suburban douche.
AileStriker
08-06-2006, 12:36 AM
I don't know whats more pathetic, Your amazement with that lame trick, or your excitement that Ebaumsworld picked your video. Then again, if I had a video that crappy and it got picked I'd be pretty amazed as well.