Blonde and white jokes!

[stephen12992]

Have any jokes about blondes or white people? Just post em in here! :D

[Malafe]

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
The joystick is wet

[navid]

how can u tell if a blonde has sucked your cock? YOUR COCK IS GONE. ahahhahh ...

[george2468]

How can you tell if a blond has been in youru rroom......

the doors open....:uhoh:

[Jk1725]

Theres no such thing has a white joke.........trust me ive tried

[400exXx]

LAWL A WHITE JOKE!

[PHDrillSergeant]

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but, we're a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "The airport wanted to charge me two hundred dollars to store my car. Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Not all blondes are dumb.

[XxdjrockstarxX]

A blond woman tripped over a cordless phone.

[[H]]

A blonde woman walked into a parked car.

Just following the trend in posting. :D

[XxdjrockstarxX]

A blond woman went to the dentist an he sed open wide. She didnt open her mouth. (lame) lol :) :)

[bigballs]

A blond woman went to the dentist an he sed open wide. She didnt open her mouth. (lame) lol :) :)



Hmmm, I would like to be a dentist now :eek: :boink:

[george2468]

whats a blondes favourite thing to do









have sex....

sry:uhoh:

[Franzman]

A blonde dyed her hair to brown. She became a whiny piss ugly feminist.