View Full Version : Yo mama!
qwertyuiop123
07-20-2006, 04:58 PM
Every 20th post change the diss, be original!diss the one above you! i go first mmk!
Yo mama so fat she drank slim fast and died!
dude22
07-20-2006, 04:59 PM
yo momma's so stupid she let you post a stupid thread.
i dont know how that mad any sense.
qwertyuiop123
07-20-2006, 05:02 PM
yo momma's so stupid she let you post a stupid thread.
i dont know how that mad any sense.
stay with the fat diss until after 20 more!
A95Gamer
07-20-2006, 05:05 PM
I dub this thread a failure.
Hitsusori Kisei
07-20-2006, 05:06 PM
stay with the fat diss until after 20 more!
Yo mama so fat, she wear one sock on each toe!
qwertyuiop123
07-20-2006, 05:07 PM
yo mama so fat she ate A95Gamer's nuts and vomited them out
A95Gamer
07-20-2006, 05:09 PM
I'm so insulted now I'm going to cut myself. :wah::(:(:(:wah:
Hitsusori Kisei
07-20-2006, 05:12 PM
yo mama so fat she ate A95Gamer's nuts and vomited them out
Fuck you!! Your mama smells bad, and she can't move her arms and legs, so you have to wipe her curry filled indian buttcheecks with Skipper Ipper Upper toilet paper. She looks like Jabba Da Hutt except with a mustache, and a hairy ass.
On your mom's 60th Birthday, i'm going to get Binky the Erotic Clown to stalk your mom with his cock hanging out of his shit stained fu bu pants. I'm also going to invite this guy to recite his song for your fat ass mom! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2909851768177234391&q=
:mad:
qwertyuiop123
07-20-2006, 05:13 PM
I'm so insulted now I'm going to cut myself. :wah::(:(:(:wah:
aww just kidding i didnt mean it
and to continue -
Yo mama so fat she worked out for a month and got down to 2045lbs!
navid
07-20-2006, 06:03 PM
yo momma so stupid she be like haaaaaaaang up.
george2468
07-21-2006, 01:17 PM
yo mama so fat.... she eats cars:ahhh: :ahhh:
Franzman
07-21-2006, 03:32 PM
yo mama so fat... she's exercising... :uhoh:
:)
qwertyuiop123
07-21-2006, 05:13 PM
yo mama so fat she was spotted on a radar
ChadR6783
07-21-2006, 06:03 PM
Yo mama is so fat, that I thought she was a cow! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:... No.
Franzman
07-21-2006, 06:39 PM
yo mama so fat she was spotted on a radar
I rofl'd... :D
george2468
07-26-2006, 05:24 PM
I rofl'd... :D
i didnt....:err: :squint:
Franzman
07-26-2006, 05:51 PM
i didnt....:err: :squint:
Oh yeah? But yo mama is so fat that Bush accidentially nuked her instead of a whale.
hoax.dc
07-26-2006, 07:33 PM
oh yeh buh ur mama is so dum she ripped off her pubes.. then streaked thru ur house.. while throwing her pubes everywhere.. thinking she was st nic.
Franzman
07-26-2006, 07:51 PM
oh yeh buh ur mama is so dum she ripped off her pubes.. then streaked thru ur house.. while throwing her pubes everywhere.. thinking she was st nic.
Oh yeaH!? But yo mama is so hideous and fat that she had to give birth to you so she would fade in comparison.
sharky8413
07-27-2006, 03:01 PM
yo mama is sooo stupid..she called up 411 to ask how long it would take her to drive from los angeles to las vegas and the operator said just a minute and your momma said thank you and hung up
yo momma is so fat that when she gets on a scale the scale says..WHOOAA ONE BY ONE FELLAS
yo momma is so ugly that when she went to the doctor they told her the vet was next door
yo momma is soooo retarded.. when she went to disneyland she saw a sign that said disneyland left so she turned around and went home
PhyuckYu
07-27-2006, 03:03 PM
Yo mama so fat she drank slim fast and died!
No, your mother.
Endless
07-27-2006, 03:07 PM
Yo momma is so hot I banged her last night....
True story.
mike73
07-27-2006, 03:28 PM
yo momma so black that when she got a tattoo she had to use chalk as ink
yo momma so old when she lactates she makes powdered milk
Franzman
07-27-2006, 04:11 PM
yo mama so slim, she can fly by just leaving the house.
Silent-Wraith
07-27-2006, 11:50 PM
Yo mamma so fat she puts Mayonaize on her Tylenol
Gangsters
07-28-2006, 04:49 AM
your momma so slow she got hit by a parked car.
your momma so fat she had to wear a wide load banner on her ass to walk down the street.
hoax.dc
07-28-2006, 02:34 PM
yo momma is so dum she thort u had a penis.. and she penis fed u off a strap on while u wer a child.. which xplains how u are now
Franzman
07-28-2006, 05:28 PM
Yo mama so hot i would like to bang her over and over and over and over and over again.
proton
07-28-2006, 05:38 PM
Yo Mamma so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her!
Yo Mamma so fat when she walks down the street she sets off car alarms!
Yo Mamma so nasty that she trips over her own tits!
midevilwarrior
07-28-2006, 08:07 PM
your mother is so profusly obese that it is needed to drive a forklft art thou get into her sleeping quarters. [/brittishaccent]
puppetmasterjjk
07-28-2006, 10:09 PM
Your momma's so fat, that she is found unattractive by most men.
Kaije
07-28-2006, 10:50 PM
your mother is so gullible, i told her i would call her even after the horrendous date we had at the movies. i didn't call her, making her gullible.
Your momma's so fat, she's obese, therefore making her more than fat.
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