Never ending story

[ForceFuszion]

Here's how it works-continue the story(yes, i know this has been done before but the thread has been dead for awhile)

Yesterday i went to the....

(change of rules, the 5 word limit sucks, so were doing away with that)

[kingofallmedia]

the newest country we invaded...

[strikeandburn]

poland, and then we got...

[Forest-Law]

had webbed feet. She said...

[400exXx]

I like to fuck turkeys.

[XxdjrockstarxX]

They make me fucking horny

[george2468]

so then they had sex

/thread

[400exXx]

actully its a giant gay turkey orgy.

[FashiOnistA]

These Threads are so lame.

[ZeroTigerX]

Lame like Asian lesbians.

Every turkey had AIDS...

[Kaije]

every turkey has aids? ok!

[ZeroTigerX]

The prostitute said as she...

[Madthief]

...pulled out her strap-on.

[ZeroTigerX]

And strapped it to the turkeys head.

[Madthief]

She then ripped off her...

[400exXx]

And went "yi yi yi yiy yi yiy "

[ZeroTigerX]

While breakdancing...

[svenson_26]

In a kiddie pool filled with pudding...

[george2468]

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthday
'Cause you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!

[Chorus (2x)]
You can find me in the club, bottle full of Bud
Mama, I got that X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed

[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck
But homie ain't nothing change ho's down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood, in L.A. they saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go

[Chorus (2x)]

[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my clothes, my jewels
Look nigga i done came up and i ain't change.

[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we fucking be

[Chorus (2x)]

[Talking]
[Laughing] Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either nigga
In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga
Shady Aftermath

[ZeroTigerX]

In space. She new that to get back to earth, she had to defeat the evil warlord of the galaxies. She started by raiding the...

[Ænema]

Prince of Tides, but little did he know his schvinkter was going to be pounded by 12 heaping gallons of Florida orange...

[strikeandburn]

soda, then he went to the....

[ZeroTigerX]

Space command center. She picked up a plasma rifle and took out 2 guards at the front gate. She then quietly shifted around the building, entering a hatch in the back. She carfully crawled through an air vent, deciding to drop down in a bathroom.

[50%rican]

thats when she relized.........she had a baaaaaaaaaaad case of the runs and....

[[H]]

so shit in her pants. This caused her to...

[hoax.dc]

stink lyk shit.. attractin a deadly swarm of

[ZeroTigerX]

Killer space bees, who self destruct on contact. She started to run away, but the Hershy squirts were leaking down her leg, so she slid and tripped into...

[[H]]

Goatse's anus. :D

[strikeandburn]

Then she slipped out and realized it wasn't goastse's anus, it was actually...

[Quikshot73]

Tubgirl's anus!

[50%rican]

so she swam through tubgirls anus, when all of the sudden she couldnt breath, and she opend her mouth and received........

[Ænema]

A rim job from a costa rican mob fighter, who technically is a spy for the mob. When she took his mask off it was none other than...

[OneEvilPenguin]

Magic Johnson, who then took out his....

[50%rican]

petition to find a cure for HIV, she was about to sign it when....

[ForceFuszion]

An Ethiopian offered her some....

[[H]]

Sex with the lemonparty crew. So she decided to join....

[st. jimmy]

the Ku Klux Klan, when all of a sudden a mentally retarted gentleman told her to...

[[H]]

Suck him off. and so she did.

[NYG 5]

She went to undue his pants, and was shocked to find a retardedly long but crooked penis. so, she proceeded to...

[strikeandburn]

The kitchen to make him some...

[Pwnage_Pimp]

preserved balogna, and then cut the sandwhich into pieces and..

[[H]]

then eat them herself the selfish whore that she is. Nonetheless, she....

[bigun15]

cut off his penis and threw it out the window before she...

[hoax.dc]

had a change of mind and jumped out the window after the penis

[metallicat35]

she caught it in her mouth in mid-air only to find...

[hoax.dc]

she had caught a stick.. turning around she sees a huge angry rottweiler just about to..

[st. jimmy]

take a shit.. so she just took the penis to a laboratory to..

[metallicat35]

see if it was possible that a penis could actually become THAT small during its flight, the result turned out to be..

[æcvfootball10æ]

A time portal that would lead her to ...

[metallicat35]

absolute nothingness! Total...Nothing. She got bored there so she decided to...

[æcvfootball10æ]

disney world and ride donald ducks huge...

[st. jimmy]

grow a penis of her own, actually, just buy a dildo and superglue it to her vagina pubes.. but all of a sudden her vagina hairs started to...

[metallicat35]

grow 4 feet long! this made her constantly trip over her dildo while walking down the street, passers by thought...

[æcvfootball10æ]

wow, what a big dick. I would love to ....

[metallicat35]

know where she got it from, it looks so real! a curious woman knelt down to feel it but...

[hoax.dc]

lost her mind and yanked the thing rippin the '4 foot long pbes' and...

[æcvfootball10æ]

causing the prostitute to have a bicardio infarction. she was rushed to the hospital but the doctor said..

[[H]]

" Hell i wanna fuck you too! you stupid whore! Spread your legs while i insert my penis into you". So the evil doctor proceeded to tie her up to the hospital bed, while he raped her.

[æcvfootball10æ]

viciously. He finished up then...

[ZeroTigerX]

Disugusted, she knew that finishing her mission would make her feel better. She got into the rocket ship... 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BLASTOFF! ! The rocket started accelerating, and finally she was out of the planet. Alien ships showed up on the radar, so she redied her plasma beams. When they appeared in plain sight, She repeatedly fired, only clipping the sides...

The aliens fired back, luckily missing the ship. The aliens then decided to go Kamikaze and crash their ships into hers. She was able to dodge by doing a barrell roll. The alien ships quickly turned around, but her plasma beam took them out before they can attack.

She took a breath, and continued on. About 30 minutes later, she arrived at Space Command Center 372. She landed the ship, and walked into the buiding, noticing that it is more quiet than usual...

She looked down, being horrified by a researcher who has been killed by having his head ripped off. She fainted and hit the ground hard...

In a haze, she wakes up to...

[strikeandburn]

get a glass of water, then he trips over something, he looks behind him to see what it was, and he realized he broke his moms .....

[st. jimmy]

vibrator..so he decided to run away and live with a homeless man who sold..

[ForceFuszion]

dead babies, they proceed to feast on the dead babies until....

[T3amkilla]

Jesus came out of a dead baby and said...

[[H]]

"I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day."

However, many disagreed and...

[NYG 5]

said "UP YOURS NIGGER!" this incited the local black population to...

[ForceFuszion]

call for backup from africa....

[ZeroTigerX]

You guys are gay. You only read the end of the story. If you'd be reading you'd know it's a woman. Fuck this, I aint playing no more.

[hoax.dc]

..ill continue..

manz from africa embarkd on a mission to eradicate all 'white trash'.. hitting the american borders, in waves of millions armed with just sticks and strangely large penises.. the american army opened fire upon the waves.. minutes laters, the guns stopd.. a massive fog surrounded the coastline.. it began to fal.. amazingly the soldiers saw thru the fog and they saw..

[george2468]

a penis
/thread

[metallicat35]

just one, single, giant, erect penis, right there in the sand...they all looked at each other in many different emotions: confusion, fear, anger, disgust, slight sexual arousal and some evn cried! 1 man stepped forward to the beach, took out his knife and...

[hoax.dc]

charged at the penis.. he ran with his might and lept onto the sides.. climbing pubic hairs until he thort he was high enuf.. with his last hope he stabbed the giant cock.. and all fell silent.. the calm before the storm.. the man lukd at the gaping hole before him but no blood.. instead..

[bigun15]

One giant sperm assaulted him and sucked him into the rest of the penis. The soldier was shot out of the urethra and screamed, "...

[strikeandburn]

"Wheres the MAYO!!", He then went over to the....

[[H]]

local delicatessan and bought a chocolate bar. He ate it.

[mike73]

and puked it out again and ate it again because...

[midevilwarrior]

it smelled like vagina
he met an ant who was covered in his puke and he said

[mike73]

sweet jesus it is you again! what do you want from me?

[strikeandburn]

The ant said "Peanut butter" and then he walked over to the ....

[[H]]

delicatessan again to eat a chocolate bar. He ate it.

[hoax.dc]

then pukd it up agen.. then wuz about to eat it agen.. when chuck norris appeared before him

[st. jimmy]

..and then he got horny. so he walked to the adult video megaplex and bought...

[metallicat35]

too far...

[XxMad-CowxX]

..and then he got horny. so he walked to the adult video megaplex and bought...
Cows Gone Wild, but then the cashier told him...

[Mattjam]

...that he had a little shit on his face so he....

[strikeandburn]

Took his pants off and set them on the counter, he then proceeded to whip his dick out and start wacking off in front of the stores security camera.
Then he..

[Kaije]

apologized profusely, blaming it on his schizo. then he went after....

[[H]]

Mr T looking for a fight. He was lucky enough to find him. THis was where it began, he faced Mr T right in the face and......

[NYG 5]

proceeded to ejaculate on the face in question. Mr T.....

[Unhinged]

pitied him. He felt bad so he...

[doorknobopener]

decided to send him a man named Jake. Jake then decided to humilate him. He decided to humilate him japanese style! first he was binded and was hanging by his nipples, then about 50 little japanese guys fuck him in the ass while he was just swinging there. then Jake put one of those nose prongs and bukkake the hell out of that him until he couldn't even see or breathe anymore. Jake then...

[NYG 5]

sent in the mighty tentacle monster to finish the job and...

[400exXx]

the camera turns to my balls, dripping wet from a good night with evil joe, after....

[hoax.dc]

i walked out the bedroom into my bathroom.. suprised to see a dog licking off britney spears in the tub.. shocked i..

[Allergic]

...let go of the fork I had stuck into the power socket. It was a stupid thing to do i agree, but like my Grandad used to say, "....

[george2468]

"i like penis"

[strikeandburn]

And then she started telling me the story about her guzzling down the cum. when she finally finished her stories i look down and i saw a massive...

[st. jimmy]

puddle of cum...so i wiped my feet off when all of a sudden i got hit by something thrown at me and it stung like no other. when i picked it up i found out that i had been hit by a...

[JMac453]

...nice fresh honeybaked ham. she sat down and began eating the delicious meat, right in the puddle of cum...she likes the taste of both ham and cum, so its a win-win situation for her. all of a sudden mr T comes back and says "I PITY DA FOOL WHO EATS HAM IN A PUDDLE O CUM" so he backhands her. She flies back into a wall (Mr. T hits hard), and next thing she knows she's in a boxing ring fighting...

[midevilwarrior]

fart. he wonders what his....

[st. jimmy]

fart. he wonders what his....
wtf is it a she or he??? anyways, he wonders what his 6 year old sister is doing back home, so he goes back home and finds out that his sister is in the restroom while she is...

[NYG 5]

farting baby shrimp out of her pussy. he then proceeds to

[hoax.dc]

he had a giant penis.. this caused all of the female population of america to..

[st. jimmy]

orgasm..so all the girls were masturbating until the world started to..

[XxMad-CowxX]

Act black, so everyone white person got shot for saying Nigga, then...

[car_boy_16]

The world was truely black, except for the white mutes that couldn't say "nigga", which were used as sex slaves...

[hoax.dc]

amongst the white sex slaved, a few resisted, and resisted to their largely endowed black masters.. they..

[metallicat35]

sunk their teeth into as many black cocks as physically possible, they got all takings together in a pile so that...

[hoax.dc]

burned the cocks.. seeeing this the niggers..

[NYG 5]

fucked them all in the ass with burning cocks. this anal fire was...

[graffiti1]

orgasmic, then one sex slave...

[mike73]

said, "i like it in the ear", so the niggas...

[hoax.dc]

vaselined his ear in preparation, when all of a sudden, the skies darkened, the niggaz looked up to see what it was, and they saw millions of alien aircraffts hovering above them. The aliens then.....

[mike73]

anal probed all them niggas and left earth to go...

[george2468]

get there post count up...

[hoax.dc]

all of a sudden everyone died, for no apparent reason apart from one man and one woman, they decided to..

[strikeandburn]

Make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, The first thing he did was to..

[graffiti1]

have hardcore sex with her? They made 100 babies until the man's dick fell off, then the kids started to...

[hoax.dc]

read the bible then

[xyzman123]

...they grew up to be...

[car_boy_16]

Catholic priests and they...

[hoax.dc]

molested lots of small children, then a small child called brian told his mommy, who then reported them to SCMP (stop catholic molesting priests) and they were locked up

[strikeandburn]

Then at the prison as they were getting fed, one of the officers struck her on the head with a...

[xyzman123]

...banana. She started to feel dizzy, so she grabbed the guy's...

[mike73]

ear and bit it off...The man then started

[xyzman123]

...to suck her #####. She liked it, so she grabbed a giant piece of...

[Franzman]

..cucumber and started eatin, she then apologized and walked out with her little pink dog..

[Trojan.Exe]

...Who started to skull fuck her with a blender as a dick...

[Fireal87]

* awesome guitar solo....*

[xyzman123]

^???

[from Franzman]
...came out from the air with semen fully loaded, and jumped on the woman's head. It started to suck out her brains, until she realized the dog was still on her, so she got the dog and the dick to...

[FonsecaWalls]

procreate a race of super ...

[Owned]

PENISES BECAUSE

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It's better when you copy and paste the entire story then continue adding on to it with each post - easier to read... Anyway

[FonsecaWalls]

what else do you espect comes from a dog and a dick? anywho, later that day ...

[DUSTYBOWLS]

a man walks into a store not realizing his fly was down...

[Franzman]

he zips it up and then realizes that it's stuck in his penis

[mike73]

so he screams like a bitch and...

[YorkshireMan]

runs to the bathroom

[Joshuwa]

and asks the current occupant

[anon118]

to rub his balls till he feels better...

[Unhinged]

she rips his sack off like a paper towel and he...

[NYG 5]

sez "bitch you ripped off ma mothafukin jewels. dontchu kno waht u dunn?", so he rips off one of her boobies and eats it. it tastes, not like chicken or any other chicken dish, but.....

[strikeandburn]

He goes in the stall and stitches himself back together...

[Franzman]

and dies.
10corpses

[xyzman123]

Later on that day he woke up and realizes that it was all a dream, he then comes out his house, and finds the city being bombed over. No one knew what to do, there was chaos eveywhere! But then suddenly from teh sky,a tiny dot appeared. "Its a bird!!" "No its a plane" "No....its Super Bastard!!!" Super Bastard came down and welcomed everyone. He was going to save teh town, but instead he started sucking some...

[NYG 5]

lolipops. he was going to show these pussies how a real man gets to the center of a...

[Tillghast]

...Manlypop. He then jacked off so hard, the other ppl's eye melted. He then decided to steal the Black man's land(Detroit) and have sex with every living creature.

[mike73]

but then he stopped b/c he had to go out on a dad with his boy friend louis so he

[400exXx]

Once upon a time, in a land far away, an undeveloped land, a land that had been far from technology, and didn't even have running water or electricity, this land was known as Canada.

In Canada everyone was a drug addict, all they did all day every day was pop pills and stuff, except for one person, a nigger known as Ivan Uhtsack. His parents had always done drugs and they pressured Ivan into it, but he said "OH HELL NAH" n and he popped a cap in their asses but he still did Heroine, cause it pwnz. So, in a way, he was like everyone else, but Ivan was different than all the others, for He had a nutsack, so large, that Ray Charles could see it from the center of our sun. It was so large, that every person was scared of it. Then all of a sudden, he decided to visit a home, a home belonging to the parents of a man named 400exXx. He ripped the door off, found the man ripped his asscheeks away and shoved his huge nuts into the mans tiny pale hole, he pumped them in and out, then he shot so much jizz from his giant penis that there was a flood. The only way to get rid of this flood was to pack it up and sell it. And that's where Betty Crocker Vanilla Icing comes from.

The End


This is teh best story from Turbocharger that he told me.

[xyzman123]

but then he stopped b/c he had to go out on a day with his boy friend louis so he

...called his orgy buddies to come rape him, but first Super Bastard(main character) had to knock him on conscience. So Super Bastard took him to the gay club, and they both got erected, Super Bastard started to say "Hmm, maybe I should keep him to myself instead of getting thhose guys". But then out of completely nowhere...

[Well Me]

...the world ended.

[Mr.SelfDestruct]

You know, not to totally be off topic, but I gotta say that I really love 400exxx's avvy.

[george2468]

could this be THE END?!

[SatanTheSith]

no it can not

[ItchyItchyFace]

Then frederic came into the room.

There was a large red button that said "Random Mode".

Hesitantly Frederic pushed the button.

Hundreds of balloons suddenly appeared falling from the ceiling, and loud speakers started shouting: "Random mode!ç!!"

[xyzman123]

Then the whole world asploded itself, but then...

[viper025]

brian peppers came to the rescue but soon fredic realized he did not come to help him....but help himself to fedrics candy ass cause brian peppers looks out for only one person....and that's BRIAN PEPPERS!

[xyzman123]

But then suddenly, the whole world was baleeted by Gill Bates, so they had to re-create it all over again. But then, Xyzzy man came from the sky and told your mom "I want to suck your dick", and she replied "I...I dont have one", then Xyzzy man said "Oh yeah, wats that?" Then he pulled down her pants to reveal, not a penis, not a vagina, not even a tittie! It was a...

[400exXx]

little girl with rabies, her mom said "let me touch them" so out of no where...

[Joosbockz]

came a franchise line of joosbockziz which everyone purchased and aided joosbock corp into being a powerful overlord of the alpha beta ABC galaxy since the earth was destroyed numerous times, until joosbockz builds the amount of money to have the earth rebuilt, and then....

[naf536]

they all expoloed through their anal holes spraying shit all over each other.

haha they all die in each others shit then.......

[xyzman123]

...Xyzman123 reveals his password, which is obviously...

[Joosbockz]

and now i know my abcs... which then

[Mattjam]

Prompted a pirate to say "GaR".

[xyzman123]

...but then R Kelly peed on you, causing veeryone to...

[Joosbockz]

be trapped in the closet... causing everyone to

[Miss Bunny]

PULL OUT A GUN, but because the placenta stained walls were so slimey..the gun feel out of the chickens uterus and turned into lance bass and then ryan seacrest married lance only to find that the turkey that was once a dove were taking a break...a break of that kit kat bar..

[kingofallmedia]

just for kicks the admin should lock this thread

[NYG 5]

and shove a rok hard cok up kingofallmedia for giving me terrible ideas, but instead....

[BBBoomer99]

and shove a rok hard cok up kingofallmedia for giving me terrible ideas, but instead....
I shan't lock the thread- I will masturbate furiously too....

[Metallics]

gay midget porn...

[Joosbockz]

The shoving of the "rok" hard "cok" into kingofallmedias backdoor, which will cause...

[xyzman123]

...the Man to come out of the banana field, giving everyone epilepsy, and forcing them to suck the cock of your mom. But before he gets the chance to do that, Mr. Nobody comes out and starts to jack...

[Osama Bin Laden]

...the Man to come out of the banana field, giving everyone epilepsy, and forcing them to suck the cock of your mom. But before he gets the chance to do that, Mr. Nobody comes out and starts to jack...

off a 5 yr old shemale named lindsay. Lindsay started crying because her dick was very sore because a coyote had bitten it off the night before and she was sent to the emergency room where doctors had to sew it back on. But they accidently left a knife inside her penis so whenever she gets an erection, she can stab people. soooo

[Preliator]

The guy she stabbed ended up being Jesus and then he started an apocalyptic rampage across Middle Earth killing every Hobbit and Dwarf insight. However Steve Irwin popped out from heaven and was like "Sting-ray Barb Attack" and Jesus was like "Parry" and Steve was like "Crocodile Stampede" and Jesus was like "Defense Shield IV" and Steve was like "Fuck" and Jesus was like "Owned" and then they both spontaneosly combusted. After that...

[weister42]

...their ashes covered the entire surface of Earth and global chilling killed all the people in the Middle East cause they're allergic to Jesus's ash, now America thought it was a nuclear winter so they fired all of their nukes towards...

[george2468]

egypt...


so anyways....

[wrathchild]

With Egypt destroyed, world peace was declared, apart from America who decided to stay out of these negotiaions and eventually declared war on France for no reason. But then...

[Preliator]

An asteroid the size of Oprah's face was discovered which was approaching Earth at the speed of light squared. The world united as one to destory the asteroid an to save the human race as a whole. It was decided in a worlde-wide consensus that the Geico lizard should be the one to fly an airship filled with nucealr warheads into the oncoming asteroid. It was a great loss but the world was saved and many high-schools, computer models, and cellphones adopted the Geico name in honour of the selfless little green lizard. However 2 days later the Earth exploded...

[Joosbockz]

but picollo found out it was just an illusion casted by vegetas space pod and destroyed the space pod causing gohan to return back to his normal form which led to...

[Fireal87]

Al Gore...being an attention whore...so he ...

[I SNAKED YOU]

said that it was all...

[Osama Bin Laden]

cool. Al gore then went on to kill himself in the near future. Everybody in the world didnt rembmer who he was. In hell Al gore found out that....

[TheBeast]

Winnie the Pooh was his father, since the clit-faced bear raped Al Gore's mother. The shocking news left Gore confused. Was Pooh really his father, and rapist of his mother, or were the metaphysically incongruous laws of hell-reality creating a deception to torture Gore psychologically? Gore had to know...