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Jenovah
07-26-2006, 10:01 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/datingondemand.html

I wonder if he managed to get a date! :rolleyes:

Poor bastard, he must have been awfully nervous to be acting like that. (or just plain retarded)
Lord Ignus
07-26-2006, 10:45 AM
Yeah I'm pretty sure he "isn't all there" in the mental department.

"The craziest thing... I have done... I ran across the street and I never looked! :cool: "
dropofahat
07-26-2006, 11:57 AM
Yeah I'm pretty sure he "isn't all there" in the mental department.


"I AM KEY-TO-THE-CITY-MAN!! ABLE TO CUT BRIDGE-OPENING RIBBONS WITH A SINGLE STROKE OF THE SCISSORS! ABLE TO LEAD PARADES WITH..."

Sorry, I just don't get the "Key to the city... the city of my town" as a super-power, I was trying to work it out in my head...

I love this part: "I'm in search of a nice outgoing woman who is very attractive who would like me for who I am for" - who exactly is he "for"? The oppressed, the underpriviledged? He's so MYSTERIOUS! Although we do know he has has "sensitive feelings". Aww!

And of course, since he's wearing a shirt with little golfers all over it, his favorite hobby is playing... tennis?

I'm beginning to wonder if this was edited to deliberately make him look stupid? I'm not saying he's not stupid to begin with, but some of the editing decisions seem odd - like separating "the city of my town" from "the key to the city" - why do that, if you're trying to salvage a decent video from his already-silly ramblings? Unless you edit your own video for that site, in which case I understand totally...
d-scan
07-26-2006, 03:49 PM
I better start looking out for crazy pedestrians who run across the street without looking!
:D
GiveItAway
07-26-2006, 05:03 PM
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FutureGuy
07-26-2006, 09:36 PM
I laughed, yet at the same time I pity him for his grotesque lack of social skills.
Rapture
07-26-2006, 09:57 PM
That was painful to watch, but funny!
fantasticpants2
07-27-2006, 01:03 AM
you gotta feel bad for people with so few social skills. especially when theyre 40+ years old. not much time to turn things around =T ohhh well what can you do?
DarcSystems
07-27-2006, 02:46 AM
I feel bad that he was trying to do a serious interview for the site, and was called a loser because of it. Who knows what his ailments are. Maybe he had a stroke or something, but I wouldn't call him a loser, and humiliate him on a very well known, and heavy traffic website.
PhantomWolf
07-27-2006, 02:48 AM
That was painful to watch, but funny!

I agree with you 100%. I was cringing at half the stuff he said. Whoever dates him... yeah good luck. She's gotta watch that he don't get hit by a car 'cause he's so crazy like that!
bigun15
07-27-2006, 03:19 AM
He wanted to say he wanted a woman with a nice ass/rack about a dozen times. I was waiting to hear it but he never did it.

Watching that made me thankful I am who I am.
Salar
07-27-2006, 07:57 AM
This was low posting this on the internet... Just like Darc said, this guy seems to have truely been looking for someone since he obviously couldnt get a girl because of his lack of social skills. He put his heart into it and is humiliated over the internet. I feel bad.
Hectic
07-27-2006, 08:12 AM
lol, "the most thing i love about women are they have nice attractive legs"

seems like a nice guy. it does seem like he might have had a stroke or something. feel bad for him, hopefully he got a date.
dropofahat
07-27-2006, 10:12 AM
this guy seems to have truely been looking for someone since he obviously couldnt get a girl because of his lack of social skills. He put his heart into it and is humiliated over the internet. I feel bad.

seems like a nice guy... feel bad for him, hopefully he got a date.

You're trying to make us feel bad for making fun of him! It won't work... *sniff* but don't we all, you know, deep inside, *gulp* feel as insecure as this guy, *lip quivering* and maybe there IS something physically or mentally wrong with him...

All seriousness aside, you have a point. Ironically, what he said about being charming and funny once you get to know him may very well be true; it's just getting a potential partner to that point that can be tricky.

What's funny (still) to me is that his standards seem pretty high, higher than they ought to be - but then again, at least he's being honest.

I'll bet the guy will get a date - he's not so bad-looking for a guy his age (not that guys his age aren't good-looking in general, I just meant - aw, c'mon, you know what I mean), although he may want to work on his speech patterns and facial expressions a bit. You never know who's out there.

And ironically, if he DOES get a date out of all this, it may very well be due to posting it on E-baum's World! So much for the "low posting"!
djrem
07-27-2006, 10:51 AM
Isnt that Lenny from "Of Mice and Men" ?
Schizophrenic
07-27-2006, 01:09 PM
He obviously does has some mental disabilities. I used to work with someone like him at a youth center. Sluggish speech, distorted facial patterns, lack of normal social skills, etc. He was a worker there like me, and the kids loved him. But the saddest thing is, he got no respect in the outside world. For example, I was on the same bus as him one time on the way home. He got up while the bus was parked to ask the bus driver if it stopped by Sobeys (his other workplace). The bus driver spasses, and told him to sit down, or else he'd get kicked off. I got up, and asked the bus driver the same question, and actually got an answer.


It's sad that people with ailments such as this are given such little respect in todays world, even having to endure being posted on a comedy website, to become a laughingstock.
MutantCircus
07-27-2006, 06:22 PM
Okay, for those of you who think being posted on Ebaum's is going to humiliate the guy, this clip is years old. I've seen it many times on dozens of media sites. There's nothing Ebaum's is going to do to his reputation that hasn't been done by the rest of the internet.

For another, lighten up, this is the fucking internet for Pete's sake. This guy might be slow in the head and he might just be an awkward person, but the point is this video is FUNNY. This is every bit as harmless as laughing because somebody tripped off a stage or got scared by a screamer. Get that stick out of your ass.
Solidus
07-27-2006, 06:48 PM
The thing with tards is that they want to be treated normal when they aren't normal. If they want to be treated normal then they should get no special treatment because they are "special". If a tard falls down I am gonna laugh cuz I would laugh if a regular person fell down...I get pissed at ppl who think making fun of tards is wrong. If you can laugh at a tard you can get some funny jokes out of it. hahahahah
Lord Ignus
07-27-2006, 07:18 PM
If a tard falls down I am gonna laugh cuz I would laugh if a regular person fell down.
Absolutely. I hate the double-standard.
DeftonesBoy
07-29-2006, 05:50 AM
Okay, for those of you who think being posted on Ebaum's is going to humiliate the guy, this clip is years old. I've seen it many times on dozens of media sites. There's nothing Ebaum's is going to do to his reputation that hasn't been done by the rest of the internet.

For another, lighten up, this is the fucking internet for Pete's sake. This guy might be slow in the head and he might just be an awkward person, but the point is this video is FUNNY. This is every bit as harmless as laughing because somebody tripped off a stage or got scared by a screamer. Get that stick out of your ass.
Agreed.

The thing with tards is that they want to be treated normal when they aren't normal. If they want to be treated normal then they should get no special treatment because they are "special". If a tard falls down I am gonna laugh cuz I would laugh if a regular person fell down...I get pissed at ppl who think making fun of tards is wrong. If you can laugh at a tard you can get some funny jokes out of it. hahahahah
Agreed.

Plus, the guy seemed like a perv. Notice how he was practically drooling when he was mentioning how he liked girls' legs? He would probably molest the first girl who offered him a date.
puppetmasterjjk
07-29-2006, 05:55 AM
that man is my uncle, how do you have the nerve to insult a mentally challenged person for trying to get a date, i hope you assholes go to hell.
Pansy_Andy
07-29-2006, 11:52 AM
that man is my uncle, how do you have the nerve to insult a mentally challenged person for trying to get a date, i hope you assholes go to hell.

I was just about to say that...
AileStriker
07-31-2006, 05:18 AM
Isnt that Lenny from "Of Mice and Men" ?

lol, "You be quiet, you be quiet!" That was a great book, not a bad movie either.
djrem
07-31-2006, 06:20 AM
lol, "You be quiet, you be quiet!" That was a great book, not a bad movie either.


Get in!

We just got retards and books and shit in the same thread.

We do infact rock people.
navid
07-31-2006, 11:25 PM
poor guy that musta sucked!
A550RGY
08-01-2006, 04:43 AM
This is just one of those gray areas in life. Duality of man, and whatnot. I laugh at him, yet I feel bad for him. I don't want to hang out with him, but I'd defend him with my fists if need be. Life is kooky.
dropofahat
08-01-2006, 10:19 AM
This is just one of those gray areas in life. Duality of man, and whatnot. I laugh at him, yet I feel bad for him. I don't want to hang out with him, but I'd defend him with my fists if need be. Life is kooky.

I feel the same way - he put himself out there, so if he gets made fun of, that's his problem (it's not like we ran up to him in the street and pointed at him and laughed).

At the some point I hope the poor guy at least gets a date out of his "fame".
Rick Derris
08-01-2006, 03:03 PM
"I'm looking for someone with a nice pair... of... err... eyes."

Nice save there, pal.
DeftonesBoy
08-01-2006, 04:38 PM
"I'm looking for someone with a nice pair... of... err... eyes."

Nice save there, pal.
Yeah the guy seemed like a grade-A pervert, we all know what his intentions where.
illness2
08-03-2006, 11:17 PM
He obviously does has some mental disabilities. I used to work with someone like him at a youth center. Sluggish speech, distorted facial patterns, lack of normal social skills, etc. He was a worker there like me, and the kids loved him. But the saddest thing is, he got no respect in the outside world. For example, I was on the same bus as him one time on the way home. He got up while the bus was parked to ask the bus driver if it stopped by Sobeys (his other workplace). The bus driver spasses, and told him to sit down, or else he'd get kicked off. I got up, and asked the bus driver the same question, and actually got an answer.


It's sad that people with ailments such as this are given such little respect in todays world, even having to endure being posted on a comedy website, to become a laughingstock.

I think its great, show me more and i will laugh more. Besides if i had that problem i would show myself on the web.:ahhh: