Joke about the guy and the beds.

[dude22]

did anyone get it?

[Just Spurplin]

I might, if you tell me what the joke is.

[puppetmasterjjk]

the guy was too much of a redneck to count without using his fingers...

[Dynex]

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis

[dude22]

the guy was too much of a redneck to count without using his fingers...

thanx

/10char

[puppetmasterjjk]

np

10 chocolate chip chickens

[Snowy]

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis

he must have been lieing down in the fire... wouldnt that hurt?
and those tweezers he had must have gotten mighty hot from the fire

[Franz]

no the solution to the problem was him blowing his junk up because the doc knew he would have to set the explosives down to switch hands. its a poorly crafted joke.

[dropofahat]

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”
The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”
The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis

no the solution to the problem was him blowing his junk up because the doc knew he would have to set the explosives down to switch hands. its a poorly crafted joke.
I think we're talking about two (possibly three?) different jokes here (I still don't know what joke Dude-22 was originally asking about on this thread because neither of the recently updated jokes has to do with a guy and "beds"... or am I missing something?), neither of which was funny.

And, dude 22, how can you accept the following as the explanation of the joke about the guys by the fire???
the guy was too much of a redneck to count without using his fingers...


thanx



Overall, a very confusing thread...

[Phat]

Joke 2
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

It's just a dumb redneck joke. He shares his bed with his kids, married to his cousin, etc. Needs to use his fingers to count which the doctor knew so he'd blow his junk off. Bam, no more babies.

Jesus, this joke is not funny.

[MutantCircus]

Jesus, this joke is not funny.The jokes on the front page rarely, rarely are.

[puppetmasterjjk]

did i not already explain the joke?

[Refuse]

"The joke about the guy and the bed's"

Great description...

[dropofahat]

did i not already explain the joke?
Yup, you did, but someone posted a completely different unfunny joke ("stirring the coals with his penis") as if it was the joke in question; that and the original description of the joke ("the guy with the beds") really muddied the waters. All is clear now, and none is funny.

[Issmortor]

yeah the joke(i guess we are calling "about the redneck and bed") isnt only not funny in itself, but also adds a couple of random redneck mini-jokes in there with it:

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
implying they all share the same bed
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
about sleeping with cousins and inbreeding

...

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
this is the main funny of the joke, showing hes gotta count on his fingers and that he wouldnt think about the cherry bomb in the can he just put there

yeah most of the jokes on the front page are usually pretty stupid, but the texas dick one gave me a chuckle

[Wokelstein]

yeah most of the jokes on the front page are usually pretty stupid, but the texas dick one gave me a chuckle

Yeah, I don't know what everyone is complaining about. I thought that one was funny. Not brilliant, but that was a great absurdist image.