satan made a movie, it's called 13 going on 30

[duct-tape]

oh my fucking god this movie sucked big ass...

ok, so garner ran around playing with her titties a lot, and frequently referred to them quite perkilly as "my big boobies"

yep, that is the best part of the movie.
do you remember big?
tom hanks, wishes he were big, wakes up an adult, zany adventures in his dream job ensue...
realises he wants to be a kid again cause it was cooler and all that...
yup, then ya saw thios movie before it got tossed in the chick-o-matic, and turned intoa chick flick.

i was supposed to be seeing hellboy, but the theatre pulled a switcheroo on me, and it was this, or no pussy...

i sat through it.
i was left with one burning question...

how did so many people remember the dance moves to thriller?
thats all i wanna know...

and, did jenna play with her boobies in the mirror, if so, why did they cut that out godamnit.

watch this movie only if you have a vagina, or need to do so in order to get some...

go for 50 first dates instead though, better larfs, and an even better shot at head.

[Rabid_chiapet]

Holy shit that commercial for that makes me wanna hurl my TV at her stupid head. I know it's just like Big with a girl! What a concept! Can Hollywood be anymore unoriginal?


And yeah I have a vagina but I'd rather jab pins in it than watch that contrived crap. :eek:

[Timebomb]

I feel for you man. I hope you atleast got laid afterwards. :D Oh and hellboy isn't all that it was worked up to be. It was ok.

[fro]

Why even see a peice like that?

[TML13]

duct-tape, you are so fucking hilarious

[Big D]

I am so happy that I don't ever have to see lame chick flicks to get laid...my girl doesn't like movies enough to want to go to them...I would pass up on the pussy anyways if it meant not having to see a movie that looked as horrible as that...I feel for ya dude, and I hope it was worth it... ;)