Training Video for Asian prostitutes

[dropofahat]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/english-lesson.html

I think "Come on, Toshi!" is going to be my new quote. (You know, your buddy is running late or something...)

And by the way, she's "me so" hot! I would like to give her "first rate cVnt lapping".

[Essenz]

hahaah i loled pretty much about this toshi guy hahaah or is toshi japaese slang for hmm an Us. man??

[Issmortor]

My parents give good head.
My grandmother gives good head.

and ive never heard the phrase cunt lapping before...

[ccl28]

This video teaches very good Engrish! First-rate cunt lapping for everyone!!!

[Raven_night]

Where The Fuck Is Toshi?!

[fantasticpants2]

Come On!!! Come On Toshi!!! Someone Get Toshi In Here!!!!!

[AileStriker]

I'd hit it; I don't know where Toshi is, but I'll take his place. :boink:

[Keith98]

I believe a few more could be added.

1. Can I please cook for you Toshi?

2. Do you want another beer Toshi?

3. The royal penis is clean now master.

Fuck I need to move there.

[viper025]

lmao.....she's probably a man.....a man name toshi.....why else would "she" scream his name out every 5 seconds

[duke_nukem]

I was waiting for Toshi.....he never came.

[Damaris]

Sounds like he will soon, though... if he plays his cards right.

[baduizm1974]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/english-lesson.html

I think "Come on, Toshi!" is going to be my new quote. (You know, your buddy is running late or something...)

And by the way, she's "me so" hot! I would like to give her "first rate cVnt lapping".
Do you mind if I steal off of your idea? That is too damn funny...and wtf is cunt lapping?

[Turtleaddict117]

Do you mind if I steal off of your idea? That is too damn funny...and wtf is cunt lapping?

Cunt = Vagina

Lapping = Using tongue to lap up liquid/food.

[dropofahat]

Do you mind if I steal off of your idea? That is too damn funny...and wtf is cunt lapping?

Come on Toshi, you don't know what cunt-lapping is?? Come on! Toshi!

[mike73]

haha, i've been to japan 5 times and 3/5 times i had a waiter named toshi

[dropofahat]

haha, i've been to japan 5 times and 3/5 times i had a waiter named toshi
So I guess it's like "Johnny" here - generic man's name.

[mike73]

yep


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[Peaches1111_00]

Ok, so why was there a warning about offensive material before the "Cunt Lapping" part, but not the "My grandmother gives good head" part? I really don't want to know about anyone's grandma's oral skills. I don't even want to think of old people in that context. ARGGG bad mental picture! :banghead:

[paintballa_14]

Ok, so why was there a warning about offensive material before the "Cunt Lapping" part, but not the "My grandmother gives good head" part? I really don't want to know about anyone's grandma's oral skills. I don't even want to think of old people in that context. ARGGG bad mental picture! :banghead:


Come on, Toshi!

[Peaches1111_00]

I don't want to think of my Grandma sucking off some dude named Toshi! Eww

[mike73]

he doesn't have to be named toshi. he can be shigeru

[PlasticMan2112]

he doesn't have to be named toshi. he can be shigeru

Or Satoru, Ichigo, Yado, Yasuhiro, Hiroshi, etc. etc.

[Esmirnow]

All I know is the cunt lapping part says: RIGNT NOW

[baduizm1974]

hahahaha...of course I KNOW what cunt lapping is! i have just never heard it called that before. muff diving, carpet eating, the best shit EVER! but never cunt lapping...lol

[T0SHI]

I am here!! what have you been saying about my girl

[Caribbean Blue]

She's SO good.

[Garymax10]

You really needed to register on EBWF to bump a 6 month old thread up?

[gators#1]

^ secondededed