View Full Version : Britney Fucking Spears
Bubba-E
08-10-2006, 03:42 AM
She's crazy,and she's on drugs.
For fuck sakes was that even her?
bigballs
08-10-2006, 03:55 AM
IF breatney was fucking spears instead of fucking kevin or resorting to dildos. She would have already had a happy ending in morgue.
Stangman34
08-10-2006, 04:00 AM
That's her, don't you watch cnn? I think she has just had a few too many drinks, or she is just that stupid.
OldRootbeer
08-10-2006, 04:46 AM
I had to turn it off because her accent was annoying the HELL out of me.
And I live in Texas
toadstool
08-10-2006, 06:15 AM
Drinkney Speeders lol omg how does kevin put up with that shit 24-7
drain
08-10-2006, 06:28 AM
she said her jaw hurts so shes probly on e
Q_UP_AND_C_Y
08-10-2006, 11:00 AM
Drinkney Speeders lol omg how does kevin put up with that shit 24-7
Dude guaranteed if you had the chance you'd spend the rest of your life with her. She's Britney Spears for fucks sake, and he is just some bum off the street. Doubtful he is with her for her looks and personality though. The bitch is loaded.
zamphir66
08-10-2006, 11:36 AM
When you strip away the make-up and music video glam, add in booze, cigarettes, and being way outta shape, she wouldn't even compare to the cutest girl from high school.
kylube
08-10-2006, 11:45 AM
sounds like she is on drugs and not drunk. Probably pot and maybe mushrooms.
Crowsnose
08-10-2006, 12:03 PM
lol na she definitely sounds a lil drunk....
getting all emotional and assesing her life problems, usually happens when you start drinking at home instead of bars or parties
Joey-Clemenza
08-10-2006, 12:13 PM
She's either rolling balls or just mildly drunk.
Doh616
08-10-2006, 12:23 PM
I think that shes just really coked up. Shes definatly on some kind of upper. Either that or shes just retarded.
TheBigLebowski
08-10-2006, 12:34 PM
My god.
You know you're in the twilight zone when she comes out looking like the bigger piece of trash between the two.
Crowsnose
08-10-2006, 01:36 PM
I doubt she's on an upper.... uppers most always put you in the mindset that you've lived a helluva life and have no regrets
Stangman34
08-10-2006, 01:54 PM
Not likely she was on coke, she was eating the whole time.
Shrooms. . .thats what i thought, but she would be acting alot more bizzare and a whole lot of laughter.
That is why im sticking too she had a few drinks.
Or mabye she is just that weird, i mean, she is a, or was, a super star, you see what happons to them. Take Michael Jackson for example.
As for the accent. . . . that's just weird.
kylube
08-10-2006, 02:50 PM
Not likely she was on coke, she was eating the whole time.
Shrooms. . .thats what i thought, but she would be acting alot more bizzare and a whole lot of laughter.
I've had plenty of trips on mushrooms trippin hard and I didn't laugh at all. It depends on your surroundings life ect if you will laugh, although you always act bizzare which is why I'm stickin to my theory she was trippin on shrooms.
Shrooms make me feel like a dumb human animal, and I think that's what she was kinda thinking. Plus they were talking about seeing back to the future LOL.
It was in her body movements and where her mind was at. She was displaying classic symptoms of somebody tripping on a psychedelic.
Oh, I bet she gets divorced now. LOL
Stangman34
08-10-2006, 03:16 PM
i recognized the body movements, that is why I thought that, as far as the laughter, depends which gear her trip was in, but i have never in my life seen somone eat shrooms and not laugh there ass off at points. And i never feel like a dumb animal, my thoughs usually go "why dont i have this perspective on certain things more often"
I still dont think she ate no shrooms, let me show that vid to my room mate and see what he thinks (triped alot more times than i have) and I will let you know what he thinks she's on, if anything at all. I still think she is just that dumb.
mike73
08-10-2006, 05:16 PM
wow, that chick is dumb as fuck. next thing you know there will be a vid of her kid getting baked
baduizm1974
08-10-2006, 06:24 PM
Oh my god, how scary is it that this ignorant, dumb, stupid, retarded girl is the mother of one child and about to have another? All I can say is, PLEASE PLEASE let her be one of those lazy superstars who lets their nanny raise the child because if she raises her children they are going to be severly FUCKED UP in the HEAD! And also, how scary is it that this white trash is a MEGA star?????? :preachon:
mike73
08-10-2006, 07:02 PM
her kids will be pregnant by the time they are in middle school
Peaches1111_00
08-10-2006, 08:13 PM
I'm from Louisiana too...actually from further south than she is. Just for the record, Louisiana people don't talk with that thick of an accent. I know I don't talk like that, and people where I'm from don't either. That must be a northern Louisiana thing. We're also not that frickin stupid. I'm not speaking for everyone...but most of us in LA are not cousin fuckin', redneck, country bumpkins. Considering the city she's from, I'm suprised she doesn't talk like a wannabe thug...but I do see why she's married to that wannabe rapper bastard.
"quit lookin through the peep hoe!"
what is she eating by the way? i wouldnt last 20 minutes around her.
agentM
08-10-2006, 10:25 PM
Is it possible to time travel speed?....Yes it is!
FonsecaWalls
08-10-2006, 10:38 PM
she's just had a few too many drinks, she even laughed when she mentioned something about going home and drinking. And she's slurring her words and discussing about her life problems, if those are even problems
Junkman
08-11-2006, 02:26 AM
Definatly drunk. I can tell. I invented booze.
fatass
08-12-2006, 02:25 PM
I don't think she was drunk. When I drink, those types of body movements don't usually come about until I've had so much that I can't even form a coherent sentence. She was slurring and stuttering a little, but for the most part she was able to get her thoughts across.
But thats just me. Not everyone reacts to drugs in the same way, so who knows what that bitch is on.
Joey-Clemenza
08-12-2006, 07:50 PM
She's rolling.
tunieboo
08-14-2006, 08:31 PM
She's just a damn retard is all:squint: . As for that fake ass country-bumpkin accent, No one I know from around here (New Orleans) Talks like that, nor ever would.
agentM
08-23-2006, 08:05 PM
decent spoof, whereas most spoofs fail miserably
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UTRgyRpALmg
[Abuse]
08-25-2006, 01:11 AM
I think the bitch was just drunk.
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