101 fun things to do

[TravisK]

http://www.worththewait.org/teens/101.html

I clicked on that link thinking maybe it was serious, but it turns out to be fun things to do... besides sex. These are my favorite:

4. Have an 80's movie marathon. Rent as many 80's movies as you can find and watch them all weekend. Do the same thing for other decades. (obesity has a higher rate of mortality than std's fyi)

28. Build a clubhouse in your backyard where you can hang out with your friends. (who makes a clubhouse in their backyard and has a girlfriend?)

31. Exercise. Try new exercise routines with your friends, such as yoga or Pilates. (yoga or pilates? for kids? how the fuck are yoga and pilates considered exercise?)

38. Go star-gazing. (this is the 21st century, you can't see stars unless you live in the fucking mountains, where your most probable mate is a billy goat in the first place; and that pretty drastically reduces your chances of contracting an std or getting pregnant)

54. Play computer/video games. (they're appealing to the kids who aren't getting any anyway)

78. Take a blanket and some snacks to a park and look at cloud formations in the sky. ("Hey! That cloud looks just like us, not getting laid.")

[T3amkilla]

I can't believe they forgot masturbate.

[Mattjam]

I can't believe they forgot masturbate.


I literally lol'd, and you, sir, have 100 posts.

[FonsecaWalls]

this site makes people in wheel chairs feel much worse

[thegnome54]

What the hell are these people trying to accomplish? You will never convince someone to stay abstinant if they don't want to with some bullshit list of 'fun' things to do. Anyone who reads this will either

A) Already believe in abstinance, and not be affected - they probably have a bunch of shit they do other than have sex already, or

B) Not be interested and not give a shit - this sort of thing can never convince anyone to become abstinant.

That means that they either think that abstinant people are bored enough to come to their website and browse for fun stuff to do, or they think that reading this list will make people suddenly become abstinant. IT'S POINTLESS.

Abstinance is bullshit anyways, go to google video and search 'bullshit abstinance'. Penn and Teller made a whole episode about it. Basically, they say that it's fine if you want to be abstinant, but you shouldn't force others to be abstinant or try to avoid giving kids sex ed. This site seems to be doing both. They're probably a bunch of resentful, promiscuous, crab infested 40 year olds with nothing better to do than assume that since they were dumb asses when they were younger, they can keep us from being some.

First, just because you admit that you have been stupid in the past does not automatically make you any smarter than you were then, and

Second, there were probably just as many crusty anti-masturbation, anti-sex nazis when they were young as there are now (including themselves), so what makes them think that they can make more of a difference in our lives then the last generation of failures did in theirs?

[svenson_26]

What the hell are these people trying to accomplish? You will never convince someone to stay abstinant if they don't want to with some bullshit list of 'fun' things to do. Anyone who reads this will either

A) Already believe in abstinance, and not be affected - they probably have a bunch of shit they do other than have sex already, or

B) Not be interested and not give a shit - this sort of thing can never convince anyone to become abstinant.

That means that they either think that abstinant people are bored enough to come to their website and browse for fun stuff to do, or they think that reading this list will make people suddenly become abstinant. IT'S POINTLESS.

Abstinance is bullshit anyways, go to google video and search 'bullshit abstinance'. Penn and Teller made a whole episode about it. Basically, they say that it's fine if you want to be abstinant, but you shouldn't force others to be abstinant or try to avoid giving kids sex ed. This site seems to be doing both. They're probably a bunch of resentful, promiscuous, crab infested 40 year olds with nothing better to do than assume that since they were dumb asses when they were younger, they can keep us from being some.

First, just because you admit that you have been stupid in the past does not automatically make you any smarter than you were then, and

Second, there were probably just as many crusty anti-masturbation, anti-sex nazis when they were young as there are now (including themselves), so what makes them think that they can make more of a difference in our lives then the last generation of failures did in theirs?


Wow. You're a dumbshit.
(The site wasn't serious by the way)

[aoxomoxoa]

Why is he a dumbshit? I agree with him.

I dont know where people get the idea that they can reverse millions of years of evolution...those millions of years created a species that has sex for pleasure. Deal with it. Any who, that aside, people will have sex no matter what, so preach safe sex, not fucking abstinance.

Ok, i feel better now.

btw, how do you know the site was a joke?
i thought it might be because some of the activities include studying for the SATs...but i'm not sure.

[FutureGuy]

What a stupid site. I sense the villainous presence of conservative fundies behind its creation.

"74. Make a quilt out of your old T-shirts and blankets."

Yup... that's far more fun than getting some action. :rolleyes:

[MSBeckman]

Study For SAT's.... oh ya thats real fuckin fun...

[Nimnom]

"Go to a nursing home"

You can't be serious

[PhantomWolf]

I think this list is for extremely sheltered teenagers that wouldn't have even considered sex anyway but needed an "excuse". Of course, the use of anything on this list as said excuse pretty much eliminates your chances anyway.

"I think we should take this relationship to the next level."
"Why don't we study for SATs instead?"

[Essenz]

i added having sex and now this List is gorgeous iam having so much fun thx folks

and i made a goog combination of having sex and 98. Mentor a younger child.
89. Surf the Internet.(for porn)
haha the ultimate source for cheap sex 43. Volunteer at the local animal shelter, hospital, nursing home or another place that interests you.

and btw. i think this site is serious its just not funny enough for a fake

[krosmo]

"I think we should take this relationship to the next level."
"Why don't we study for SATs instead?"

funniest shit ive read all day. definitely sig worthy

[kkevvy]

78. Take a blanket and some snacks to a park and look at cloud formations in the sky. ("Hey! That cloud looks just like us, not getting laid.")


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

oh my god.

that was some of the funniest shit I've ever read.

[Ramble On]

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[JonG]

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

was that post really worth reviving a five month old thread