Karate Guy Craps Pants

[A550RGY]

How do you not know you crapped your pants? Wouldn't you feel the warm, wet filth leave your hole? Wouldn't you catch a wicked whiff everytime you sat down?

And for once, a talking cameraman was actually pretty funny.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/karate-guy-craps-pants.html

[BBBoomer99]

lol maybe he liked the feel of warm drippy poo in his bum bum

[FonsecaWalls]

he knew he just didn't wanna stop the match

[BuellersIt]

karate????? i didn;t know karate involved grappling w/ no strikes allowed......this is a jiu-jitu match idiots.....

[GALLIENVS AVG]

Bueller, do you mean jujitsu, or jiu-jitu something else? I've never heard of it?

Andrew

[cookies]

Errr, why did he shit himself in the first place?

[i91crxsi]

because hes gay, anal leakage is def. a problem with queers or dont know how to fight and just hug each other.

[wordelo]

Errr, why did he shit himself in the first place?
here is your answer
lol maybe he liked the feel of warm drippy poo in his bum bum

but the cameraman said he had a burrito and he just could have tried to fart and shit instead

"here I part messed up in the head tryin to fart but shat instead"

I like it when the camerman finds out.

"oh ho... he sh-... he shit himself."

[Refuse]

karate????? i didn;t know karate involved grappling w/ no strikes allowed......this is a jiu-jitu match idiots.....

Ummm...no.
Striking IS allowed in jiu-jitsu...
Karate DOES involve grappling...
and you haven't a clue what you're talking about.


You should have just not posted...

...lol..."idiots"...:rollseyes
I love when people make a fool of themselves while insulting everyone else.

[Supermintyfresh]

Who cares what style of martial arts it is? The guy took a duke during a karate match.

[Essenz]

hahah these martial arts fuckers have total body controll please share wour wisdom with me Sensei PANTSHITTER

[mike73]

lol that would suck so bad if it was like UFC and the guys ass was on the guys face.

[Charger]

Looks like he was winning. I gotta try that the next time some dude hits on my girl. I'll be all, "it's on bitch" and then I'll shit my pants and start swinging fists.

[BuellersIt]

Ummm...no.
Striking IS allowed in jiu-jitsu...
Karate DOES involve grappling...
and you haven't a clue what you're talking about.


You should have just not posted...

...lol..."idiots"...:rollseyes
I love when people make a fool of themselves while insulting everyone else.


striking is allowed in Jui-jitsu????? what the fuck are u talking about????? have u ever watched a BJJ match???????

[DeftonesBoy]

Ummm...no.
Striking IS allowed in jiu-jitsu...
Karate DOES involve grappling...
and you haven't a clue what you're talking about.


You should have just not posted...

...lol..."idiots"...:rollseyes
I love when people make a fool of themselves while insulting everyone else.
No, you haven't a clue. And you never fail to make an idiot of yourself.

[armst012]

uh ohhh he shit himself. This will be on Youtube tommorow.LOL

Hilarious

[A550RGY]

Karate does utilize grappling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karate

And BJJ does utilize striking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Jiu-Jitsu

[ashley9]

And for once, a talking cameraman was actually pretty funny.


not funny
//

[Refuse]

No, you haven't a clue. And you never fail to make an idiot of yourself.

Look at A55Orgy's post and then explain to me how I made an idiot of myself...
Especially since I was correct.

Douche...

[navid]

reminded me of kindergarden

[DeftonesBoy]

Look at A55Orgy's post and then explain to me how I made an idiot of myself...
Especially since I was correct.

Douche...
Because you jumped on him and told him he hadn't a clue when all he said that was wrong was that there was no striking. He even pointed out that it was BJJ, when noone else did.

[burningcow422]

just drop it before you make him cry.

[Supermintyfresh]

If I took a shit during a karate match, you'd be all OOoOOOoOOOooOohhhh haha loser, but no, if this guy takes a shit you're all, OOooOOoOOOoOhhh der i know more about martial arts than you and completely ignore the fact that this is one of the funniest things ever.

and for that, I'm going to get in a fight and take a shit. Not because I'm an asshole...but because I care

[A550RGY]

Because you jumped on him and told him he hadn't a clue when all he said that was wrong was that there was no striking. He even pointed out that it was BJJ, when noone else did.

Well, homeboy did start off by calling everyone an "idiot" for calling this a karate match, even though nobody but Ebaum did.

[Refuse]

Because you jumped on him and told him he hadn't a clue when all he said that was wrong was that there was no striking. He even pointed out that it was BJJ, when noone else did.


I even quoted him. He didn't point out it was BJJ, just JJ. There are more schools of JJ than just BJJ. He also called everyone idiots because they didn't know it was JJ.
Didn't you even read his post?

It would have been very fine and well had he merely stated it was Jiu-Jitsu without the insults, but no..he had to be a dick about it. Did everyone take Martial Arts 101 in highscool? It wasn't a required class where I came from so..... I'm being a dick back.


And as usual, another stooge completely shuts the fuck up...

[Knuckles]

I even quoted him. He didn't point out it was BJJ, just JJ. There are more schools of JJ than just BJJ. He also called everyone idiots because they didn't know it was JJ.
Didn't you even read his post?

It would have been very fine and well had he merely stated it was Jiu-Jitsu without the insults, but no..he had to be a dick about it. Did everyone take Martial Arts 101 in highscool? It wasn't a required class where I came from so..... I'm being a dick back.


And as usual, another stooge completely shuts the fuck up...


seriously, read your own post and ask yourself.....what the fuck, cuz i certainly did.

[slaughteringyou]

Ummm...no.
Striking IS allowed in jiu-jitsu...
Karate DOES involve grappling...
and you haven't a clue what you're talking about.


You should have just not posted...

...lol..."idiots"...:rollseyes
I love when people make a fool of themselves while insulting everyone else.

you are such an idiot its not even funny , telling everyone off in this thread because they apparently dont know what they are talking about....NEWS FLASH.... you are fucking clueless

they are in a BJJ match at the Naga (north american grappling association) event in wildwood new jersey , i was even going to go to that one but i had a change of plans. its fucking bjj , not karate and not any other bullshit you want to make up to sound cool

dont post shit and pretend to know it all when everything you say is wrong


oh and of course they are doing sport bjj wich does not involve any striking , boo to you

[IamWOLF]

Ummm...no.
Striking IS allowed in jiu-jitsu...
Karate DOES involve grappling...
and you haven't a clue what you're talking about.


You should have just not posted...

...lol..."idiots"...:rollseyes
I love when people make a fool of themselves while insulting everyone else.

I love your last sentence, since its exactly what you're doing. I've trained in Karate, Tae kwon do, BJJ, wrestling and muay thai. Sure it may say in some article that karate utilizes "grappling" techniques, but anyone who believes a karate guy is a grappler is foolish. Karate grappling is complete joke. Its nothing more then ineffective trapping techniques that only work on your little sister.

This match is a BJJ match(i've competed in many). Kyokushin Karate matches are point sparring match where you can only punch to the body and kick to body or head. No grappling. If people clinch its broken like in boxing. In sport BJJ there is not striking allowed. The goal is to win by submission or points by obtaining dominant positions and reversals within the alocated time period. In the sport of MMA(mixed martial arts), BJJ fighters will utilize strikes on the ground to aid in a submission or just finish there opponents by beating them down(Ground and pound). But this is sport BJJ, no hitting, just grappling.

Judo, wrestling, BJJ, sambo are the only legit grappling arts, the rest are a joke and your only fooling youself if you believe its effective.

[Refuse]

I love your last sentence, since its exactly what you're doing. I've trained in Karate, Tae kwon do, BJJ, wrestling and muay thai. Sure it may say in some article that karate utilizes "grappling" techniques, but anyone who believes a karate guy is a grappler is foolish. Karate grappling is complete joke. Its nothing more then ineffective trapping techniques that only work on your little sister.


Just because someone uses a grappling technique doesn't mean they're a grappler. I said it "Involves" grappling. I said nothing about it making them grapplers. Pay attention...


This match is a BJJ match(i've competed in many). Kyokushin Karate matches are point sparring match where you can only punch to the body and kick to body or head. No grappling.


Good, then you being experienced in martial arts, you should know there are more schools of Karate than Kyokushin. Therefore stating "Karate" in general doesn't using grappling techniques, considering there are many schools of karate that do, is grossly inacurate.


If people clinch its broken like in boxing. In sport BJJ there is not striking allowed. The goal is to win by submission or points by obtaining dominant positions and reversals within the alocated time period. In the sport of MMA(mixed martial arts), BJJ fighters will utilize strikes on the ground to aid in a submission or just finish there opponents by beating them down(Ground and pound). But this is sport BJJ, no hitting, just grappling.

Judo, wrestling, BJJ, sambo are the only legit grappling arts, the rest are a joke and your only fooling youself if you believe its effective.

I don't care for details.
The point of the whole matter is calling people idiots because they weren't aware that this was Jiu-Jitsu and not Karate is just plain arrogant and stupid...especially if you do so while hypocritically making an inacurate claim.

Now...please tell me again how I'm making a fool out of myself?

[dropofahat]

The point of the whole matter is calling people idiots because they weren't aware that this was Jiu-Jitsu and not Karate is just plain arrogant and stupid...especially if you do so while hypocritically making an inacurate claim.

Now...please tell me again how I'm making a fool out of myself?

Nice summation.

[slaughteringyou]

refuse if you are angry that buellersIt made a rude post then by all means you should tell him to treat people with more respect but its foolish to try and make him look stupid by responding with FALSE information.

since every response in this thread should pertain to the video in question buellersIT was correct in calling it JJ , he clarified that it was BJJ in his next post because you obviously didn't get it.

anyone who knows what they are seeing wouldn't contest this fact

but never the less you posted this in response

"Ummm...no.
Striking IS allowed in jiu-jitsu...
Karate DOES involve grappling...
and you haven't a clue what you're talking about.


You should have just not posted...

...lol..."idiots"...
I love when people make a fool of themselves while insulting everyone else."

first of all striking is not allowed in sport bjj , even if there is some other school of jj that allows it that argument is invalid because there are no such thing as Japanese JJ competitons. of course you should be speaking of the content in the video wich makes you wrong on all accounts about this type of jj

in competitions karate is practiced in a point sparring format with zero grappling , some teacher somewhere might show wrist locks associated with karate but it has nothing to do with the way the style works.

you could have posted "Basketball DOES involve trampolines"

and you would have been equally wrong , because although some people do play basketball with trampolines involved it is not how the sport its practiced in 99.9% of the time and it is not considered to be part of the sport.

in the end it is you who does not have any clue as to what you are talking about. not only did you try and disprove what he was saying (the truth), you responded with FALSE claims. this is why you have made a fool out of yourself.

i thought my first post was made my point clearly but since you still are on your high horse i might aswell knock down all your arguments.

judging from your recent posts your entire argument is that he was being rude and he had no right to. wich is true but you didn't help matters by being wrong on everything you said

[Refuse]

I don't care anymore...
My claims have already been supported.

[nighthawk39]

haha Refuse, all I gotta say on this is you are wrong.

w r o n g

[slaughteringyou]

by the way , wikipedia is not a good source for information since anyone can edit anything on there

that wikipedia page may say one thing but all it takes is for anyone to go and change it then some (stupid) people will take that as fact.

i can write that the battle of pearl harbor was fought between canada and the US and suddenly it becomes so........don't get me wrong wiki is a great source of information but its not credible

[A550RGY]

by the way , wikipedia is not a good source for information since anyone can edit anything on there

that wikipedia page may say one thing but all it takes is for anyone to go and change it then some (stupid) people will take that as fact.

i can write that the battle of pearl harbor was fought between canada and the US and suddenly it becomes so........don't get me wrong wiki is a great source of information but its not credible
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliability_of_Wikipedia

[Refuse]

haha Refuse, all I gotta say on this is you are wrong.

w r o n g



by the way , wikipedia is not a good source for information since anyone can edit anything on there

that wikipedia page may say one thing but all it takes is for anyone to go and change it then some (stupid) people will take that as fact.

i can write that the battle of pearl harbor was fought between canada and the US and suddenly it becomes so........don't get me wrong wiki is a great source of information but its not credible



Even though A55Orgy posted proof of Wikipedias reliability, I doubt you tards will pay attention. You didn't the last time he posted proof, so why should you now.

More evidence of striking in Jiu-Jitsu. Better yet, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, even though that's not what he said when I replied to him.

http://gracieva.com/
Whether standing and striking, or grappling from the ground, Gracie Jiu-Jitsu™ has consistently proven its efficiency and effectiveness.

http://www.grapplearts.com/Starting-BJJ-Classes.htm
t can be demonstrated that different positions in grappling offer varying degrees of control, and that those with the most control offer the best leverage for submissions and striking, with the least threat of counter-attack or escape.


http://www.shenwu.com/bjjHistory.html
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is divided into three broad categories, each mutually supportive of the others; self-defense (including striking techniques and unarmed techniques against armed opponents), free fighting...

There's more proof of my statement in that there is striking in Jiu-Jitsu.
Next...


Well shit... all you have to do is Google "Karate" and "Grappling" and you get countless numbers of links to books alone teaching Karate grappling techniques. Considering there are countless number of different Karate schools, I'd love for either of you to show me something that states there is, was, and never will be grappling involved within any school of Karate.


So please, if you're going to keep claiming I'm wrong...post some proof.
Otherwise I don't care...

[Shadow8017]

Refuse your rampant stupidity on this thread is really impressive. It doesn't matter if you can find the word "striking" on some irrelevant royce gracie site that you undoubtedly took a whole 5 seconds to google. Gracie was a competitive MMA fighter and it therefore proves shit, the original argument here is that in this particular video we are witnessing a sport BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU match, not MMA bjj and definately not fucking karate you asshat.

The constant wrestling for dominant position on the GROUND while trying to attempt submission/choke holds clearly distinguishes this match from karate. Its like, anyone with a brain whos watched a single BJJ match knows this, unyet you continue to contest it. I find your defense that "karate contains some grappling" very amusing considering you portend to use that statement to justify this video as possible karate. I mean really thats simply so stupid its stunning. Look, watch how the two competitors engage eachother initially, see how its immediately taken to the ground without any attempt at kicks or punches. Show me a karate match that plays out like that ever.

Again, you've totally strayed from the point. You keep yammering on like an idiot about how theres striking in bjj, but you've yet to acknowledge that sport-grappling BJJ does not allow ANY striking which is exactly what we see in the vid.


**EDIT** Oh yeah and since you're such a fan of wikipedia:

"BJJ can be trained for self defense, sport grappling tournaments (gi and no-gi) and mixed martial arts (MMA) competition."

- this coming straight from wikipedia clearly shows the different forms of BJJ competition, rendering your arguments meaningless.

[Refuse]

Taking a deeper look, this video is of the NAGA. The North American Grappling Association, which consists of (mostly) Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, but other Jiu-Jitsu schools such as Bushido. There's also nonJiu-Jitsue schools included, such as Myo-fu-an. Not only that...there's also a Karate school *SHOCK* affiliated with NAGA as well. (But there's no grappling in Karate!!!!)

http://www.nagafighter.com/naga_schools.asp
Tiger Schulmann's Karate (
Chenault Academy of Groundfighting (consists of BJJ, Russian Sambo, Japanese Shooto, and American Catch-Wrestling)
Amorosi Ultimate Karate


So, in otherwords this isn't just a BJJ competition but still.
Are you going to now tell me that you know which of the 38 schools competing in the NAGA competions these two fighters were in?

For the record, I wasn't arguing this wasn't BJJ, but thanks for pushing me far enough to find out another mistake made by our buddy Bueller. I'm not trying to win some sort of infintile popularity contest but if you're going to argue with me, at least pay attention to what the hell I'm sayin...lol

[Caveman]

Baby Jesus cries everytime I close a thread.