House Of The Dead

[XenMia]

Please...Please Please PLEASE don't ever see this movie. I ordered it on pay-per-view. I admit I'm glad it only cost $4 instead of paying $10 to see it at the theater but GOD DAMN. Can we say..HORRID ACTING? Or perhaps NO STORYLINE? Maybe even SCRIPT WRITTEN BY JERRY'S KIDS? After sitting through it (YES sitting through it just HOPING there would be SOME saving grace to this "film") My man and I decided to start a campaign... to tell the world (Or least whoever reads this post) that you will lose 1.5 hours of your life that could have been better spent eating lead paint chips.

The only cool freakin' thing about this movie was a 20 second bit with a fully automatic sniper rifle with laser sighting. Oh..and the 3 sets of boobies. I'd still rather had shoved red hot burning needles under my fingernails for that amount of time.

Please don't ever see this movie.

Thank you.

[Tool]

After sitting through it (YES sitting through it just HOPING there would be SOME saving grace to this "film")

Your tougher than me, i only made it 40 mins before I turned it off. House of the dead is probably one of the worst movies ive ever seen. The only good thing is clint howard is in it.

[Albeano]

Never even heard of it.

But I checked the trailer, and it looks like shyte.

[XenMia]

Your tougher than me, i only made it 40 mins before I turned it off. House of the dead is probably one of the worst movies ive ever seen. The only good thing is clint howard is in it.

Clint Howard didn't even do a great job. He overacted almost as bad as Jim Carey does. He was no saving grace.

(I <3 Tool)

[WhatTheFluck295]

The movie's saving grace, IMO, was Ellie Cornell, who hasn't done much since she was in Halloween 4 and 5 in '88 and '89.

Other than that, the movie sucked ass.

[InfectedCaress]

HAHA I remember watching that movie and busting out laughing, especially when the dude is like "Desert Eagle, I like your style..." to the girl when she picks up a gun. But she didnt pick up a f*ckin desert eagle! In fact, HE had the deagle. What do you expect of a movie that was inspired by a lame ass arcade game. Wannabe area51/time crisis. I tried to play that game once and ended up using the plastic gun to try and shoot myself....

[Wire17]

woah woah woah infected, what do u mean a lame ass arcade game? the arcade game kicked ASS! probably one of the best/most popular arcade games ever.

but, this movie really did suck. anyone notice that half the people gave their life to save their friends, even though they didnt have to. like that black chick runs into the crowd of zombies and does the "save yourself" thing, even though the 3 of them could have taken out the zombies eaisly. and when that guy dive off the deck into the water, wtf was he thinking. everyone was yelling for like 30 seconds "no, there are zombies in the water!", and he was only 20 ft away, but couldnt hear or see them till he just dived in. and they just picked one lame ass way to have a charecter be able to sword fight. "She broke up with me to take fencing lessons. I didnt see much point to it....(dun dun dunnnnnn)". of course, the biggest cause of break ups these days is becasue one of the of the two are just dieing to take fencing lessons. and as we all know, no relationshop can withstand the pain and anguish of sword fighting lessons. i also think its funny how EVERY single one of them not only knows how to fight hand to hand, but they ALL are execellent at handeling guns. not one of them had trouble firing a single bullet, lucky them.

and, Clint Howard was SSSOOO wasted in this flick. i saw him, and was like "kick ass, he will be cool." but his charecter was poorly acted, over dramatized as the weird/creepy guy that knows about the evil, and he wasnt given the proper screen time he deserved.

*scene i laughed the hardest at*
"what happened to her?"
"it doesnt matter!"
"what happened!?"
"i couldnt save her! i let her die!"
"its not your fault!!"
"yes it is, she died becasue i couldnt save her! she died becasue of me!"
"no, you cant blame yourself, its not your fault!"
"oh, ok."

[Madness]

It's stupid enough that they put scenes from a game in that movie. And the the way they die is just plain flat out stupid. There is no real reason on what this movie is about.

[Wire17]

It's stupid enough that they put scenes from a game in that movie. And the the way they die is just plain flat out stupid. There is no real reason on what this movie is about.

yea i agree about importing clips of the game into the movie. i c two reasons for this.

one, they didnt have enough money to have actual scenes, or

two, they wanted to keep reminding the auidence every 30 seconds "This used to be a game, BUT NOW ITS A MOVIE!!!"

i hated that.

[ScarSic]

The only reason anyone should watch this movie is if they are desperate for porn... i have to say there were some nice tits in that movie :p

[ManMonkeyFish]

Yeah I made it all of 20 minutes before I put in a much scarier movie, The sound of music :rolleyes: , which actually scared me. All in all that movie was wretched other than the boobs :p

[WhatTheFluck295]

Yeah I made it all of 20 minutes before I put in a much scarier movie, The sound of music :rolleyes: , which actually scared me.

Ah, yes...dancing on an Alp...*shivers*

[Mr. Ram]

House Of The Dead i never even heard of that movie but thanks for the tip will stay the fuck away from it.