New eBaum's World section

[ebaum]

And its that time again to introduce a new corner of the site.

But first a word from thy holy eBaum:

Lately I have been lazy and unmotivated to do anything with this site. Iv mainly been driving my ferraries around, having sex with hot teen singers, building house # 4 in malibu, and having Penis Surgery (http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/penis_enlargement_surgery.shtml). So I felt bad and decided to start making this site better and fixing little things here and there. And adding other cool things for everyone to play with and puke all over.

So here is my latest addition..

eBaum's World News will feature extremely interesting news stories from all over the world. Yes, other sites do this already, but we are going to do it better. Needless to say that every other site out there sucks.

Anyway, check it out! | http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cgi-bin/track/click.cgi?id=65

Some other cool shit will be going on here in a few days. Stay tuned ya freaks!!!!

Hoooo Haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zephyr]

The article called Man Overdoses On Sauteed Cicadas just makes me sick. Plus, what the fuck was this guy doing eating cicadas anyways! something just wasnt right in his brain. but it sucks he died.

[familyguyfreak]

Finally I can learn about stuff happening in the world without having to leave this site :D

[Mushy2008]

that guy who ate cicades he ate like 30 hes from Indiana Where Im from and he went into the clinic and had hives all over him pretty gross

[Madness]

This is a real cool addittion to the Ebaum world. Now people can get thier daily dose of actual news humor. It also sounds like you've been having a real good time.

[Timebomb]

Great idea!
"There was a loud crash. When I looked up, there was glass all over me and a turtle sitting beside me in my van," Glaister said. "It seemed like it happened in slow motion."

:D Thx E, you da man.

[disturbed2]

wow i like the new section. It is always good for a change.

[anjroo11688]

Nice idea. I just noticed it today and I was like "what the hell? Has that section been there forever and I have just not noticed it?" But now I know :D

[Kanism]

Penis Surgery (http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/penis_enlargement_surgery.shtml)HEY!!! stop ad whoring!!! heh...I'm afraid to click E's links.

[FireEater]

Penis Surgery (http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/penis_enlargement_surgery.shtml)

All I can say is THANK YOU for the link!

It was enough to push me forward into doing it.

FE

[Mushy2008]

I actually had a good laugh reading that article on the procedure for penis enlargement than say ur penis will feel like breasts lol lots of popups on it though

[Eric's partner]

But first a word from thy holy eBaum:

Don't you mean "holey", Eric? Your hole would refer to my pushin' cushion you so eagerly present me.


Some other cool shit will be going on here in a few days.

You're not supposed to cuss, fleapants! Never say that word unless we're in bed!

Hoooo Haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's exactly the noise you make when I unload in you! Don't share our secret with the children!

[Dual]

Don't you mean "holey", Eric? Your hole would refer to my pushin' cushion you so eagerly present me.




You're not supposed to cuss, fleapants! Never say that word unless we're in bed!



That's exactly the noise you make when I unload in you! Don't share our secret with the children!



LOL. That made me laugh

[Adjanova]

It makes me question my god.

[Kanism]

It makes me question my god.adja, do not lose faith in me.

[Adjanova]

not you im talkin about Ebaum and his little.. 'partner' there

[BUMBLEEKY]

not you im talkin about Ebaum and his little.. 'partner' there

/sarcasm my friend.