Trucks

[KuntryPimp334]

I notice there isnt any threads about trucks in here. How many of yall out there like big trucks. Me i got a 97 z71 with a 6 inch lift , 33 in. superswampers ,and flows. Bad as hell . What about yall?

[Cousin Billy]

87 ranger with 18" inch rims, thast it

[dave_lover]

I notice there isnt any threads about trucks in here. How many of yall out there like big trucks. Me i got a 97 z71 with a 6 inch lift , 33 in. superswampers ,and flows. Bad as hell . What about yall?


yeh get truck forums
my boyfriend has a custom s10 black chevy
and there is barely any forums
thanks man
you rock
peace out
dave_lover

[Scope1313]

Love my truck....
2002 Silverado-
Step-Side Reg Cab
5.3 V8
Extang Tonneau
Flowmaster 40 Series
KN Intake
Kuhmo Rubber
Clear front signals, debadged, color matched bowtie, 20% tint, Synth Oil, Clean as a sterile lab, all the little stuff.....work in progress.
Toasts Rice allll day long, and they never expect a stock looking truck to have over 300 ponies. :)

[some_ugly_guy]

i used to have, well actually still have it, a 2000 chevy silverado with the 5.3 vortec engine and blah, blah.... and they aren't that quick, very torquey but slow after 60mph. maybe because you have those flows you think your going faster lol.


....oh yea i bet it's a bitch filling her up at the pump huh? was for me.

[xboxfever.com]

well, I don't work construction. I am no hunting hick from down south. I own neither a farm nor a ranch. Why the fuck would I own a truck, again? ;)

[bigbadbob]

What use do you get out of the beds? How often do you need the beds? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who buy vehicles and don't use them right: like pickup drivers who never/rarely utilize the bed, and truck-based SUV drivers who rarely/never go off-roading with a passion.

[PimPmyRide]

I use the bed of my truck soooooooo much its not even funny dude. i got a 74' Ford F100 wit a Bad ass engine and a shift kit. We mainly just use it for towing our boat/jet ski's Plus in the summer where i live its ok to have ppl in the back. So we pull up to the beach with fucking 20 ppl in the back. We call it the Red Neck taxi

[Boostedpimp]

What use do you get out of the beds? How often do you need the beds? If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who buy vehicles and don't use them right: like pickup drivers who never/rarely utilize the bed, and truck-based SUV drivers who rarely/never go off-roading with a passion.


I've never used the bed of my truck except to store my helmet in while heading to the track.. so you can take those comments and i shove them right up your fat pimply ass... and what do you own huh? it's all about preference.. if you have 33inch tires your not fucking drag racing yoru fucking wheeling in the mud and banging bush pigs after a few cases of some cheap ass beer.. anyway my point is I have a truck.. the bed doesn't see use and I may be an except to the rule so don't put me and others in the same list as the extra big suv's for one person to commute back and forth to work each day etc..

[xboxfever.com]

the bed doesn't see use and I may be an except to the rule so don't put me and others in the same list as the extra big suv's for one person to commute back and forth to work each day etc..

Why not? That's exactly the company you belong in from what you're saying...

[Boostedpimp]

Why not? That's exactly the company you belong in from what you're saying...

well ass lick.. my truck wasn't designed for normal truck use.. it was designed solely for quarter mile and 1/8 mile.. no off roading nothing.. period. I have a different suspension, different this and that .. the bed is wasted space yes but it's a total sleeper which is what it was produced for.

now what the fuck do you drive? and do you suck dicks

[xboxfever.com]

wow, aren't you just a stupid little cunt.

Your truck was built to race, huh? What kind of a fucking backwoods hick are you, anyway? Racing trucks. You gotta be kidding me.

I drive an Audi S4 Quattro.

And no, I don't suck dicks, though I am sure you are disappointed about that, seeing how yours yet has to experience the inside of a mouth... actually, the inside of anything save for your balled fist.

[Boostedpimp]

wow, aren't you just a stupid little cunt.

Your truck was built to race, huh? What kind of a fucking backwoods hick are you, anyway? Racing trucks. You gotta be kidding me.

I drive an Audi S4 Quattro.

And no, I don't suck dicks, though I am sure you are disappointed about that, seeing how yours yet has to experience the inside of a mouth... actually, the inside of anything save for your balled fist.


ahaha wow I must have hit home with the sucking dicks comment huh... too sad you are.. don't worry man im sure you'll be able to find a mate on the net someday.. my cock is too good to waste on a pussy like you.. fucking loser.. drive your S4 and suck on some more cocks. gee your talkign shit about me, my truck and racing trucks in general and you drive a S4.. you shouldn't even be in a forum.. you should be playing water polo or somethign you stuck up prick.

[xboxfever.com]

good try, but again you missed. Racing truck is for hicks. Racing German sportscars is where it's at. But then again you probably think that NASCAR is a sport...

Find a mate, huh? I am married and I have three kids. Looks like I already did that, hmmm?

Look the bottom line is that you can't afford an S4, and you're jealous, so you have to say something to make yourself feel better about the fact that you drive a nasty fucking pickup truck. Special suspensions? I am in awe! How fucking sweet! On a truck, no less! It's not like all that hardware is wasted or anything. On a truck. What's next: a John Deere tractor? Fucking loser. Get a real car or shut the fuck up.

[Boostedpimp]

good try, but again you missed. Racing truck is for hicks. Racing German sportscars is where it's at. But then again you probably think that NASCAR is a sport...

Find a mate, huh? I am married and I have three kids. Looks like I already did that, hmmm?

Look the bottom line is that you can't afford an S4, and you're jealous, so you have to say something to make yourself feel better about the fact that you drive a nasty fucking pickup truck. Special suspensions? I am in awe! How fucking sweet! On a truck, no less! It's not like all that hardware is wasted or anything. On a truck. What's next: a John Deere tractor? Fucking loser. Get a real car or shut the fuck up.


ha.. i can't afford an S4.. yah okey cheesedick I currenly own a corvette, the syclone and just picked up a mustang gt again. why the fuck would I not beable to afford an S4???? Oh im also married with $240,000 house soo I wouldn't have a problem affording an S4 I just don't want one.. I'd rather own a rare peace of automotive history and somthing that not every penny pinching cum rag like your self owns.. and yes it's a truck and yes it would dog your S4 in every field so shut the fuck up is the bottom line here.. just because it's german doesn't mean it's free of defects and is the best at evertying.. trust me I love german cars but people like you kill that.. with your stupid stuck up attitude.. your just seeing a pickup truck and that's it. your not seeing what it really is or what it was designed to do.

p.s. i feel bad for your kids..

[FatBastard]

...you drive a nasty fucking pickup truck. Special suspensions? I am in awe! How fucking sweet! On a truck, no less! It's not like all that hardware is wasted or anything. On a truck. What's next: a John Deere tractor? Fucking loser. Get a real car or shut the fuck up.

look, i just had to interfere. i´m not a big fan of US-cars in general, but the cyclone is actually pretty cool. i don´t think u see it, as it´s supposed to be seen. since u drive a S4, maybe u could relate. i mean, that´s too just a beefed up family car, the A4, (even if it´s beefed up pretty good... :D ), as is the cyclone. the cyclone´s purpose is to be "wrong" in the way that it looks slow (see: is a truck), but is faster than your S4 in the drags. and it´s well built too, since the suspension matches the grunt.
hope u see my point, cause your bashing of the cyclone felt wrong...

[Boostedpimp]

hmmm 5.3 seconds isn't gonna get it done

audi (http://research.cars.com/go/crp/reviews.jsp;jsessionid=ZRF5TTQMA22KVLAZGJXJXKY?mak eid=4&modelid=28&year=2004&myid=&acode=&crpPage=summary.jsp&aff=national)

syclone (http://www.sportmachines.com/magrack/car_driver_11-90.html)

[xboxfever.com]

correction, you own an 86 corvette, which you can buy for next to something and one of those blow jobs you seem so fixated on. And a mustang? Wow, a man of tastes. ha ha ha.

A truck is a truck is a truck asswipe. Drive it as fast as you want, it's still a piece of shit pick up truck. Period.

As for German cars, I am not stuck up about them. I just recognize superior engineering when I see it. For the record, I also like the 350Z which is not a German car. One of my buddies has one, and it's fun to drive. I wouldn't buy one, because for the money I'd rather have something else, but I don't shit on them either. I do shit on souped-up trucks though. Why not? Isn't that why they were created? Stupid hick.

[xboxfever.com]

look, i just had to interfere. i´m not a big fan of US-cars in general, but the cyclone is actually pretty cool. i don´t think u see it, as it´s supposed to be seen. since u drive a S4, maybe u could relate. i mean, that´s too just a beefed up family car, the A4, (even if it´s beefed up pretty good... :D ), as is the cyclone. the cyclone´s purpose is to be "wrong" in the way that it looks slow (see: is a truck), but is faster than your S4 in the drags. and it´s well built too, since the suspension matches the grunt.
hope u see my point, cause your bashing of the cyclone felt wrong...

I appreciate what you bring to the table. The point is that however cool you think a cyclone is, it's still a fucking truck, and I find it about as appealing as I do a wart on the end of my dick. It has no refinement, no class.

An S4 is in a different... class, and I am not comparing the two. Asswipe over there is the one who keeps trying to defend his truck by comparing it to my car. I only compare what is comparable. Is his truck fast? Probably. Do I give a shit? Nope. It's still a fucking pick up truck, and you won't catch me dead in one of those hickmobiles - let alone owning one.

The S4 is not a car that is supposed to be "dragged". It's a sports sedan. It's made for the Autobahn, not the track, although it does fairly well on a track as well, even with the weight of the Quattro system. It's a no-nondsense, fun to drive, plenty powerful and fast sports sedan with a V8 that pushes 300+ HP, which I enjoy tremendously. It's also a car I can drive safely in bad winter weather such as we have here in the NOrth East. It also happens to be luxurious, comfortable, all clad in glove-soft leather and birds eye maple trim. It has all the options that matter to me, from heated seats to a 6 speed manual tranny, and all wheel drive to boot.

Bottom line? Take that silly truck on the track all you want. I'll still enjoy driving my German sports sedan everyday. 'Nuff said.

[Boostedpimp]

correction, you own an 86 corvette, which you can buy for next to something And a mustang? Wow, a man of tastes. ha ha ha..

no asshole your not talking about taste fuck head.. your just bashing me because you think your above all truck owners.. your really a dick head you know that.. your arguement shows your intelligence.. enough said on that i dont' want to confuse you.. but i'd imbarrass your ass with my truck bitch. you know nothing and like i stated before a stuck up jit bag that only see's what he see's and that's it.. so stop kiling this guys poor thread and drive your audi into a pole.

A truck is a truck is a truck asswipe. Drive it as fast as you want, it's still a piece of shit pick up truck. Period...
This is true to the untrained eye or to a stuck up cunt like your self!

As for German cars, I am not stuck up about them. I just recognize superior engineering when I see it...

That comment right there just shows me how much of a stuck up asshole you are!! what about this (http://www.japancorp.net/Article.Asp?Art_ID=7001) does your audi have this?!

For the record, I also like the 350Z which is not a German car. One of my buddies has one, and it's fun to drive. I wouldn't buy one, because for the money I'd rather have something else, but I don't shit on them either. I do shit on souped-up trucks though. Why not? Isn't that why they were created? Stupid hick.

ah.. im a hick okey and that just makes it official that your a stuck up prick.. i prob have less trees around my house/street then you do. OH and by the way i don't drive my truck in the mudd. I don't have a gun rack so shut the fuck up polo homo

[xboxfever.com]

yawn... it's really sad when a little bitch's heart is crushed because someone else doesn't like his little toy that he thinks is soooooooooooooooo cool.

Go play, little one, go play. Pretend your truck is the big bad leader of the pack all you want. Hey, you paid for it - or did mommy? - so you might as well enjoy it.

As for the personal insults, you can certainly do better, right? Because that was pretty lame.

You're upset because I single out truck drivers, but you have no problem "shitting on neons". So, not only are you a stupid hick, you also happen to be a hypocrit? Way to go, bitch!

[Boostedpimp]

I appreciate what you bring to the table. The point is that however cool you think a cyclone is, it's still a fucking truck, and I find it about as appealing as I do a wart on the end of my dick. It has no refinement, no class.

An S4 is in a different... class, and I am not comparing the two. Asswipe over there is the one who keeps trying to defend his truck by comparing it to my car. I only compare what is comparable. Is his truck fast? Probably. Do I give a shit? Nope. It's still a fucking pick up truck, and you won't catch me dead in one of those hickmobiles - let alone owning one.

The S4 is not a car that is supposed to be "dragged". It's a sports sedan. It's made for the Autobahn, not the track, although it does fairly well on a track as well, even with the weight of the Quattro system. It's a no-nondsense, fun to drive, plenty powerful and fast sports sedan with a V8 that pushes 300+ HP, which I enjoy tremendously. It's also a car I can drive safely in bad winter weather such as we have here in the NOrth East. It also happens to be luxurious, comfortable, all clad in glove-soft leather and birds eye maple trim. It has all the options that matter to me, from heated seats to a 6 speed manual tranny, and all wheel drive to boot.

Bottom line? Take that silly truck on the track all you want. I'll still enjoy driving my German sports sedan everyday. 'Nuff said.


shut the fuck up with your shit. you just enjoy hearing yoru self talk on these fourms.. you are an asshole.. my truck not in the same class.. yah your not stuck up.. my truck is an awd turbocharged v6.. which your sports sedan is right oh wait your shit is a v8 right that only pushes 300hp.. woooow and don't the truck isn't comfortable mind you no heated seats for your big fat ass and gay old fashion maple trim. This truck is my everyday driver bad whether or not.. and yess im in the "NORth east" also cunt.. and yah your doing alot of autbahn driving now aren't you.. seems to me yoru the one not using your vehicle for what it's made for not me.

[Boostedpimp]

yawn... it's really sad when a little bitch's heart is crushed because someone else doesn't like his little toy that he thinks is soooooooooooooooo cool.

As for the personal insults, you can certainly do better, right? Because that was pretty lame.

You're upset because I single out truck drivers, but you have no problem "shitting on neons". So, not only are you a stupid hick, you also happen to be a hypocrit? Way to go, bitch!

what's funny is that my heart isn't broken. In fact this has been keeping me amused while at work. Thanks for making me enjoy my truck more.. it's people like you that I educate on the street and at the track.

No mommy didn't buy this truck.. it was a soemthing I always wanted and finally got into a career that allowed me to pick one up.

Go play, little one, go play. Pretend your truck is the big bad leader of the pack all you want. Hey, you paid for it - or did mommy? - so you might as well enjoy it.
that's funny because you have never seen an audi at the front of any pack


As for the personal insults, you can certainly do better, right? Because that was pretty lame..
your right they were lame but i don't really want to get into one of those kinda gay ass flam wars even though you might.

You're upset because I single out truck drivers, but you have no problem "shitting on neons". So, not only are you a stupid hick, you also happen to be a hypocrit? Way to go, bitch!
no once again your wrong man.. the neon srt is nice.. i just don't like all the other neon owners that try to say they run with 800hp supras and camaros when all you fucking see is stickers and carbon fiber wings.. kinda like yourself saying all trucks are stupid and your audi is worth every bite just because it's german and you own it.. fuck off you pussy you prob don't even own one.

[xboxfever.com]

that's funny because you have never seen an audi at the front of any pack.

Some people crack me up. You're not one of them: you're way too fucking dumb. Mr Hot Shot I know everything there is to know about cars, and look what kind of stupid shit he comes up with?

This from Audi.com:

The Audi R8 triumphed three times in succession at probably the world’s most demanding car race, the Le Mans 24 Hour race. In 1999, Audi finished on the podium at the first attempt, one year later Audi monopolised all three steps on the winner’s rostrum. The Audi’s were triumphant again in 2001, this time with the cars equipped with the new FSI-technology. Audi proved yet again that the company slogan "Vorsprung durch Technik“ is a force to be reckoned with. Audi finally wrote motorsport history with their third victory in succession in 2002. As a result, the Le Mans trophy officially became the property of AUDI AG – it can be seen at the Audi museum mobile in Ingolstadt.



Oooops, looks like our hick asswipe doesn't know cars as well as he thinks he does... pathetic little life form that you are.

[Boostedpimp]

Some people crack me up. You're not one of them: you're way too fucking dumb. Mr Hot Shot I know everything there is to know about cars, and look what kind of stupid shit he comes up with?

This from Audi.com:




Oooops, looks like our hick asswipe doesn't know cars as well as he thinks he does... pathetic little life form that you are.


ummm i missed the part where it said S4 in all that bullshit... im not arguing the history of the fucking lemans and shit.. well bitch your a mindless ass fuck that don't know shit and loves dreaming about his audi.. oh wait i got it.. your wife was fucked by a guy with a pickup that's why you hate them soo much right? haha yah your stupid fuck im done with this usless thread.. your obvisouly not being serious so fuck it.

[xboxfever.com]

being a hypocrit again, aren't we? You never mentioned S4s, you mentioned Audis... so I proved you wrong. But because you're a little bitch, you can't admit that you fucked up, so you try and insult my wife. Getting more pathetic by the minute, aren't you? Damn, you suck...

[Boostedpimp]

being a hypocrit again, aren't we? You never mentioned S4s, you mentioned Audis... so I proved you wrong. But because you're a little bitch, you can't admit that you fucked up, so you try and insult my wife. Getting more pathetic by the minute, aren't you? Damn, you suck...

what do you mean i actually like the S4 but I don't like you

[xboxfever.com]

read back a couple of posts and it may dawn on you that you're not making any goddam sense.

Of course you don't like me. I don't like your truck, and I had the gall to tell you so.

Not that I give a shit.

BTW, I thought you were done with this thread? Changed your little pea-brained mind again?

[Boostedpimp]

read back a couple of posts and it may dawn on you that you're not making any goddam sense.

Of course you don't like me. I don't like your truck, and I had the gall to tell you so.

Not that I give a shit.

BTW, I thought you were done with this thread? Changed your little pea-brained mind again?

no Im not going back to read.. i don't give a shit like the fact that I don't give a shit you had the nerve to tell me that you think less of my truck. I just don't like your type.

bottom line here is you don't like me and my truck I don't like you so stop continuing this stupid arguement. Besides who the fuck asked you to open your mouth up in this thread.. it does say fucking something about trucks right?

[xboxfever.com]

of course you won't read back, because you know you're wrong and it's pissing you off even more, asswipe.

You don't like my type? You have no fucking idea what my type is, bitch. How could you? You're just an idiot who overpaid for a fucking Chevy light truck.

And for your info, this is a public forum. I don't have to be asked to post in here to do so. If it bugs the shit out of you, all the better!

[Boostedpimp]

of course you won't read back, because you know you're wrong and it's pissing you off even more, asswipe.!

it's simply the fact that I don't give a shit if I was wrong or what not..

You don't like my type? You have no fucking idea what my type is, bitch. How could you? You're just an idiot who overpaid for a fucking Chevy light truck..!

i know your type.. your fucking preppy asshole that thinks less of people that aren't driving fukcing audi and shit your saying I don't know shit about you.. the same go's for your flabby ass. I didn't over pay for my truck, my truck is a peace of automotive history and what is your s4? just another s4 shit i see two aday.. wow your different!

And for your info, this is a public forum. I don't have to be asked to post in here to do so. If it bugs the shit out of you, all the better!
yah yah cry me a river dickface.. you came in this thread looking for a arguement like some dumb cunt you are and so here you have it.

[xboxfever.com]

he he he, preppy... yeah, that's me. I'm preppy. Whatever. just because I can afford a car you can't doesn't mean that I am preppy. It just means I'm wealthier than you. And it seems to burn the shit out of you.

Your truck is not a piece of automotive history. It's a goddamn truck. Period. It's not like you own the first Ford Model T, there buck-o.

I didn't come into this thread to look for an argument, contrary to what you seem to think. But I did find an asshole with an inferiority complex who wishes for all to know that he drives a fast truck on a track...

[Boostedpimp]

he he he, preppy... yeah, that's me. I'm preppy. Whatever. just because I can afford a car you can't doesn't mean that I am preppy. It just means I'm wealthier than you. And it seems to burn the shit out of you.

Your truck is not a piece of automotive history. It's a goddamn truck. Period. It's not like you own the first Ford Model T, there buck-o.

I didn't come into this thread to look for an argument, contrary to what you seem to think. But I did find an asshole with an inferiority complex who wishes for all to know that he drives a fast truck on a track...


man im don't care if you make more money then me.. I can afford an S4 fine but I don't want one. It also doesn't "burn the shit out of" me.. I don't care.

Bottom line is where is your shit box? (http://www.motortrend.com/features/112_9909_mem/index3.html)

Your truck is not a piece of automotive history. It's a goddamn truck. Period. It's not like you own the first Ford Model T, there buck-o....

haha boo hoo bitch your the jealous one... but I do own the quickest pickup truck ever produced right.. a pick up that will out perform your audi in just about all fields

I didn't come into this thread to look for an argument, contrary to what you seem to think. But I did find an asshole with an inferiority complex who wishes for all to know that he drives a fast truck on a track... ooh now I have a complex? no, I just don't respect you and your choose for a car so piss on me well fuck you and your audi.

[some_ugly_guy]

whew....after reading this whole thread "very interesting" and still realizing that ya are still flaming each other, i came to the conclusion. please read all of it before you critize me: xbox shouldn't have came into this thread and dissed trucks, but boost was bad for getting upset and flaming scope back with his truck.

[Boostedpimp]

whew....after reading this whole thread "very interesting" and still realizing that ya are still flaming each other, i came to the conclusion. please read all of it before you critize me: scope shouldn't have came into this thread and dissed trucks, but boost was bad for getting upset and flaming scope back with his truck.


I agree but he's a loser.. he prob doesn't even own a audi

[Jacksplat]

well, I don't work construction. I am no hunting hick from down south. I own neither a farm nor a ranch. Why the fuck would I own a truck, again? ;)

You posted that out of nowhere..Then you say.

I didn't come into this thread to look for an argument, contrary to what you seem to think. But I did find an asshole with an inferiority complex who wishes for all to know that he drives a fast truck on a track...

[xboxfever.com]

I do own the quickest pickup truck ever produced

wow, that's really sayaing something, ain't it? I mean the competition is really fierce in that segment... he he, it's a truck. Wake up and smell the roses.

I do own an Audi. If I didn't, why would have chose that brand, and not something really outrageous like a cool Porsche or something of that nature? Whatever.

I can tell this is getting under your skin since your syntax has been degenerating post after post. All you are able to do is spew weak insults, then try and make a point, but it falls flat every time. Not to mention that you keep contradicting yourself ever other post.

By the way, isn't that Dodge truck with a Viper engine the fastest truck ever made? Ooops, there goes you little pickup...

[Boostedpimp]

wow, that's really sayaing something, ain't it? I mean the competition is really fierce in that segment... he he, it's a truck. Wake up and smell the roses.

umm actually there is tons of competition idiot.. like sti, evos, amg e55, porches, etc... dick like too bad I don't see audi in there.

I do own an Audi. If I didn't, why would have chose that brand, and not something really outrageous like a cool Porsche or something of that nature? Whatever.

boo hoo sure you do tuff guy.. just keep telling your self that some day some day then maybe you could get laid.

I can tell this is getting under your skin since your syntax has been degenerating post after post. All you are able to do is spew weak insults, then try and make a point, but it falls flat every time. Not to mention that you keep contradicting yourself ever other post..

Ummm not really getting under my skin idiot.. like I posted before Im enjoying this as im currently at work and this is making my day educating some stubben hand job.

By the way, isn't that Dodge truck with a Viper engine the fastest truck ever made? Ooops, there goes you little pickup...
hahaha yah you did your research idiot... you again just proved how dumb you really are.

the SRT10 ("dodge truck with a viper engine" is the fasted right now.. only a little over the lighting.. but that's overall mph ass hole.. not quarter or 1/8.. shit not even close in 0 to 60 time so your saying nothing and proving nothing.. shit i could top out past the 143mph if I had to. you could too in your dream S4... I never once said top end

[Scope1313]

whew....after reading this whole thread "very interesting" and still realizing that ya are still flaming each other, i came to the conclusion. please read all of it before you critize me: scope shouldn't have came into this thread and dissed trucks, but boost was bad for getting upset and flaming scope back with his truck.

At what point did I come into this thread and flame trucks jackass? I came into a thread called "Trucks", not "Lets all get pissed and yell at each other", and showed my support for trucks.

And (as you have done before) you came in and said you have nearly the same truck, blah, blah, blah.

You said the truck isn't fast above 60 mph and cuts off at 100 which is true. But I would also have to say it is true that your a farking dumbass considering I have never stated that I race people on the highway or drive on the Autobahn. I enjoy the fact that the truck is fairly light compared to most trucks (just over 4k with stepside bed and Reg Cab whereas Harley F150, Ram, and others weigh close to 5k) and makes decent numbers with few bolt ons. I didn't say I was spanking Supras from a 70mph roll on, did I?!?!

Boosted never flamed my truck, he stated how badass his syclone is and how it is a great sleeper as a truck. Which is exactly what I like about mine, but mine is just enough to stomp any kid who has bolted on a pipe and some stickers to his Civic or other piece of shit jap-crap.

So stop following me around the forums bashing my truck for not being a 160mph 12 second beast. I never said it was, but it handles itself well against rice and mid 90's GT stangs. Bottom line.....f-off. :)

[some_ugly_guy]

i meant xbox instead of you scope, wrong person.

[Scope1313]

Alrighty then.....thanks for the clearup......I was wondering why I was getting dragged into this mess. :)

[Royalanarchist]

wow, aren't you just a stupid little cunt.

Your truck was built to race, huh? What kind of a fucking backwoods hick are you, anyway? Racing trucks. You gotta be kidding me.

I drive an Audi S4 Quattro.

And no, I don't suck dicks, though I am sure you are disappointed about that, seeing how yours yet has to experience the inside of a mouth... actually, the inside of anything save for your balled fist.

I must say, xboxfever.com, you are,in fact, a penis wrinkle. What is wrong with racing trucks, you act like no one ever does it. Have u ever heard of the Craftsman truck series....circle track racing with trucks, so shove your "trucks aren't good unless ur haulin shit in the bed or mudding" up your ass, There is a 1/4 mile racetrack like 10 mins from my house, and their are s10s there that will make your audi cry like a little bitch.

[xboxfever.com]

Craftsman Truck Series, yet another example of hicks who don't know how to take a fucking right turn... but then again, one has to have some fun while bored on the farm I suppose... I mean, you can shoot so many frogs with your 30-06 before it's no fun anymore...

[xboxfever.com]

umm actually there is tons of competition idiot.. like sti, evos, amg e55, porches, etc... dick like too bad I don't see audi in there.



Again, you show your ignorance. An AMG E55 or a Porsche Cayenne are *not* in the same segment. What you drive is a little pick up truck. Those are luxury SUVs.

But I get it now: the Dodge RAM SRT is a full-size, real man's truck. The Syclone is just a little itty-bitty pussy truck. My bad.

[Jacksplat]

I live in the city but I still drive a Dodge Ram. I'm not considered a yuppie either! There is a CEO of a fortune 500 company here in town that drives a H2 and theres no way that dicknozzle lives on a farm (that would mean manual labor). Just because we own trucks dosen't make us all rednecks.

[xboxfever.com]

If all you do is drive in town and you own a RAM, I don't get it. Care to explain why you own it?

As for the H2, it's more of statement than a truck. And it's not a flatbed either. It's an SUV - a fucking boat of an SUV, too :)

Truck drivers are not all rednecks... some of them are redneck wannabes :D (j/k)

[Jacksplat]

If all you do is drive in town and you own a RAM, I don't get it. Care to explain why you own it?

As for the H2, it's more of statement than a truck. And it's not a flatbed either. It's an SUV - a fucking boat of an SUV, too :)

Truck drivers are not all rednecks... some of them are redneck wannabes :D (j/k)
What else turns heads other than a Big Cummins Haulin ass thru town? lol I have had cars since I was 16 got bored with them I'm only 28 and SUVS are gettign to be just to fucking stupid looking anymore. if I bought another car I'd want a mini cooper lol just to be diffrent.

[xboxfever.com]

now that would make a funny picture: a two-car garage with a big-ass RAM truck in one bay, and a Mini in the next one :D

[Jacksplat]

now that would make a funny picture: a two-car garage with a big-ass RAM truck in one bay, and a Mini in the next one :D
lmao yeah it would be..and it would be unique! lol

[Boostedpimp]

Again, you show your ignorance. An AMG E55 or a Porsche Cayenne are *not* in the same segment. What you drive is a little pick up truck. Those are luxury SUVs.

But I get it now: the Dodge RAM SRT is a full-size, real man's truck. The Syclone is just a little itty-bitty pussy truck. My bad.


sorry cum stain.. but all of those vehicles listed are worth more and would destroy your yuppie S4 in any field and my truck hangs or is infront of most all of them so bitch all you want you sword swollowing dickless ass fuck!


p.s. .. where exactly do you concider the "NORth east" huh.. cauz if your near pA or NJ come on down bring this noise to my face or bring that sausage wagon of an audi too tuff guy... oh don't forget your pocket protector.

[xboxfever.com]

again you miss the point. Man, you are one thick hick.

I am not comparing my car to those vehicles. There is no point, they have nothing in common... the point was that they have nothing in common with your little truck either. Get it now? Sooooooooooooo Slooooooooooooooooooooow...

[Boostedpimp]

now that would make a funny picture: a two-car garage with a big-ass RAM truck in one bay, and a Mini in the next one :D


don't kiss ass while don't you lick it like your used to moe!

[xboxfever.com]

don't kiss ass while don't you lick it like your used to moe!


Man, aren't you quite the eloquent little bastard... hey asswipe, do you have any idea about syntax and punctuation? It's not that what you wrote means nothing, it's just that... well... hang on... nope, it doesn't mean a thing in this language or any other.

Come back when you've grown a brain, little-truck boy.

Not to mention that for a guy who was supposed to not come back to this thread, you sure are pretty active. Another strike against you that proves how much of a hypocrite you are. Not that we needed further proof, mind you...

[Boostedpimp]

again you miss the point. Man, you are one thick hick.

I am not comparing my car to those vehicles. There is no point, they have nothing in common... the point was that they have nothing in common with your little truck either. Get it now? Sooooooooooooo Slooooooooooooooooooooow...


why not? just because I don't have leather? or heated seats? both of which I wouldn't want!! and both of which came in the SUV version of my truck the typhoon.. anyway my truck is a sleeper just like the amg e55 and Cayenne even though they are more plush.

[xboxfever.com]

Nope, because yours is a flat-bed fucking truck, and those are luxury SUVs... how you don't seem to comprehend this simple fact would be baffling if you hadn't already shown your stupidity time and again in this thread.

Do you think for one moment that a guy who is considering buying a Porsche Cayenne would stop and think "Hey, I could get a sissy little GMC truck, instead."

Nope, those two vehicles are not in the same segment because they don't target the same audience. Period.

[Boostedpimp]

Nope, because yours is a flat-bed fucking truck, and those are luxury SUVs... how you don't seem to comprehend this simple fact would be baffling if you hadn't already shown your stupidity time and again in this thread..

oooh so my shit isn't a sleeper liek those other cars? like your gonna fukcing be loading up a porsche cayenne? your gonna haul your dog in that shit.. i don't think so cum stain.. so shut the fuck up.. oh and the amg e55 is not an suv jit bag

Do you think for one moment that a guy who is considering buying a Porsche Cayenne would stop and think "Hey, I could get a sissy little GMC truck, instead.".
nope your right they wouldn't concider buying a syclone simply because they are few and far between asshole only 2993 ever produced.. why because they were simply designed and produced to be the quickest pickup every produced and weren't mass produced for every little stuck up bitch to drive around town in.. they were produced if you ordered one unlike your S4 which stuck up prick all around the world own and drive like everyday beaters because that's all they are.. they are no supercar, they are nothing special, they are not a two seater zr1 eater are they.. yah that's right your a dickless pussy that can't get over the fact that he own's and audi.. ohhh your GOD ..

Nope, those two vehicles are not in the same segment because they don't target the same audience. Period.

oh no? why not there both turbocharged v6 utility vehicles arent' they?? one's an SUV and ones a Pickup. Both are AWD, turbocharged, V6 and aimed at being the fastest... so what the fuck are you talking about?? oh way your prick stuck up attitude is getting in the way of your thinking again.. you mean to say the cayenne is for rich stuck up pricks while the syclone isn't?? ha look again pussy every one who owns one has money not including the fucking collectors around the world! The people that i know that drive there syclone or race it on a regular basis have money. One or two also own WRXs and S4s but none are stuck up like you because they actually know shit about cars.. and can respect a pickup truck that take a zr1 in almost every field tested while costing about 20k less brand new... but you see your a pig headed stuck up handjob that doesn't know what he's talking about so show your age and stop continuing this stupid arguement because you have proven nothing where as i've giving documentation on performance and you just have a stuck attitude and a dildo in your ass.

[FatBastard]

oh no? why not there both turbocharged v6 utility vehicles arent' they?? one's an SUV and ones a Pickup. Both are AWD, turbocharged, V6 and aimed at being the fastest... so what the fuck are you talking about??

actually, the cayenne is a V8. and only turbo-charged in the "turbo" version.

sorry, didn´t mean to interfere, or pretend to be a smart-ass. just got a sudden urge to correct that... :rolleyes:

[xboxfever.com]

Yawn... they didn't make 3000 of them because they ran out of hicks to buy them...

[Boostedpimp]

Yawn... they didn't make 3000 of them because they ran out of hicks to buy them...

Once again I provide facts to table and you provide jack shit.. move along little boy and bother someone else that maybe on your intelligence level because the head of my cock has more knowledge of automobiles then you do.

Also stop killing peoples threads pussy

[Boostedpimp]

Yawn... they didn't make 3000 of them because they ran out of hicks to buy them...


oh yah your special you drive a car that thousands of everyday people own and drive as an everday beater.. wow now that's something to be proud of huh..

[Angryredneck]

LOL this thread is hilarious......

#1: Just because something is German doesn't mean jack shit. You sound like a fucking VW commercial....As I've said before, your sister company VW has been producing shit for years, as VW's are nowhere near the top for reliability, and parts are expensive. They are bitch cars. Shit, all new bugs come stock with a FLOWER VASE AND A FAKE DAISY. :D


#2: An all motor 300 hp V8 isn't great engineering. I make more power from my hick style V8, and I probably get better or the same fuel economy. Parts for my engine are cheaper, I have more potential with a larger aftermarket, and it's also a reliable long lasting engine. Audi fucked up by switching to N/A power...........the turbo 6's had way more potential........Unless of course you do have the money to throw at the 8 and rebuild it from the ground up to hold boost......

#3: Your car is not the best, as there are a ton of luxury cars out there that can perform as well as yours or better for the price. I don't care if some douchebags from R&T or C&D or Motortrend liked your cupholder over another company's and thus gave yours the thumbs up, or if Consumer Reports magically knows the long term reliability of a car that just came out by driving it 100 miles and giving your car a reccommended award.


Other examples of great German engineering include: The Hindenburg, crematoriums, the VW van of the 60's, and bratwurst.

[Boostedpimp]

xboxfever.com I have a treat for you.. I invest two minutes of my time for you Loser (http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=14700&stc=1)

[xboxfever.com]

You people need to learn how to fucking read. Hicks will be hicks, I suppose, but still.

I never claimed that my car was the best. I don't give a shit what you think. It's the best car *for me* and that's all that matters to me.

The idiot with the little sissy truck, however, spends each and every post trying to pretend that his GMC minitruck is the best damn thing ever invented. He even goes so far as to compare it to a Porsche, for Christ's sake.

And sorry, but I have no interest in clicking on links that you supply. You're not worthy of being fucked by my dog, so what you link to is of no interest to me.

[Boostedpimp]

You people need to learn how to fucking read. Hicks will be hicks, I suppose, but still..
well what the fuck you think i've been doing cumstain?

I never claimed that my car was the best. I don't give a shit what you think. It's the best car *for me* and that's all that matters to me...
yes you did.. your claiming that trucks are the weakest, gayest whatever the fuck of the world and if you drive one your a hick... did I sum all your stupid post up in a few words right peter puffer?? yah i did and it's not that you said anything about it being the worlds best because it wouldn't even make the top 1000th best.. anyway it's your attitude about how audi cars and there owners are above all truck owners?? how many fucking nfl, nhl and nba players drive trucks huh?

The idiot with the little sissy truck, however, spends each and every post trying to pretend that his GMC minitruck is the best damn thing ever invented. He even goes so far as to compare it to a Porsche, for Christ's sake....
first of all.. there is no such thing as "minitruck" retard.. and if it's soo sissy then come down to nj and lets see how sissy it is and how sissy im am in person.. oh please don't hurt me or offend me ....especially over the net you might break my fucking heart!

also I never said anything about it being the "best damn thing ever invented" I simply said it was better then what your stuckup ass we driving... in every field and it's a pickup truck haha loser... I compared it to the Porsche so that you might understand my truck a little bit more but your stupid pigheaded stuck up ass let that one fly right over your penny pinching ass.. i will not sink to your intelligence level and try to waste post explaining it your a loser.

And sorry, but I have no interest in clicking on links that you supply. You're not worthy of being fucked by my dog, so what you link to is of no interest to me.

yet ANOTHER example of why your so stupid and stuck up... it's not a "link" handjob it's an attachment and a good one at that... your wife looked good from above :cool: wish you could see it sometime.. hah you im worthy enough to donate some of my man hood to your wife's mouth once in awhile when it doesn't end up going down the choco drive..

[xboxfever.com]

yes you did.. your claiming that trucks are the weakest, gayest whatever the fuck of the world and if you drive one your a hick... did I sum all your stupid post up in a few words right peter puffer??

what a moron. Another does of yawn from little brain who likes to drive a little sissy truck.

I certainly used the word gayest, because, well, unlike you, I am not a bigoted idiot.

And yes, you're a hick who drives a little truck that's "'boosted to 17psi" just because you feel that it makes you somehow a bigger man. Truth of the matter is that you're still the same little prick driving a pickup truck.

And no, there's no valid reason *ever* to mention your sissy truck and Porsche Cayenne in the same sentence, unless that sentence is a variation on the theme "My syclone sissy truck should never be mentioned in the same sentence as a Porsche Cayenne."

Insult all you want. Post all the attachments you want. I still won't look at them, and I still won't give a shit about your pathetic attempts at insulting people.

NJ, huh? I should have known...

[Boostedpimp]

what a moron. Another does of yawn from little brain who likes to drive a little sissy truck.

I certainly used the word gayest, because, well, unlike you, I am not a bigoted idiot.

And yes, you're a hick who drives a little truck that's "'boosted to 17psi" just because you feel that it makes you somehow a bigger man. Truth of the matter is that you're still the same little prick driving a pickup truck.

And no, there's no valid reason *ever* to mention your sissy truck and Porsche Cayenne in the same sentence, unless that sentence is a variation on the theme "My syclone sissy truck should never be mentioned in the same sentence as a Porsche Cayenne."

Insult all you want. Post all the attachments you want. I still won't look at them, and I still won't give a shit about your pathetic attempts at insulting people.

NJ, huh? I should have known...

Your weak man.. that's the best you could come up with? and yah I can compare my ttruck to the cayenne all i want.. why because like I stated before both are sports carss of a different type.. meaning both are trucks and built for performance... so that arguement is dead right there.. my sissy truck huh.. why don't you take that stuck up ignorant remark and shove it up your ass the way your wife likes it.. you just pissed because your wrong and you haven't provided any kind of proof for your arguement just opinion of a little rich boy that prob had everything handed to him while sucking dick... deal with it your arguement is lame and weak just like life ... just drive your priceless audi into a pole already..

yah that's right NJ so bring your ass here so we can settle this off the the internet like real men huh.. come on bring your all mighty S4 and your wife..

[xboxfever.com]

look who still can't spell and write correct English, yet persists in thinking that he is superior... pathetic.

And no, you still can't compare your piece of shit GMC to a Porsche Cayenne. One is a real vehicle, the other is.... well... better left undefined.


I notice you have a fascination with my wife, and the fact that I am gay in alternate threads. As always you make no sense and your complete lack of consistency is laughable. I suppose that since you can't get laid even though you drive a mighty, mighty truck - at least in your eyes - it really pisses you off that the guy who is successful and drives the car you wish you could afford actually has a wife to call his own. Sad but true, you are a little, little man with a little, little truck.

[Boostedpimp]

look who still can't spell and write correct English, yet persists in thinking that he is superior... pathetic..

what the fuck do I care about grammer on the net for? I don't .. im typing all this shit to you, getting you all pissed while sitting at work laughing my ass off at your dumb ass.

And no, you still can't compare your piece of shit GMC to a Porsche Cayenne. One is a real vehicle, the other is.... well... better left undefined..

again.. a matter of preference.. not fact at all... they are both awd trucks so forget about fighting it. Your jealous of what you don't have it's not my fault yo settled for an audi.

I notice you have a fascination with my wife
Yah she can swollow with the best of them

As always you make no sense and your complete lack of consistency is laughable.

good I don't care.. I have nothing to prove over the internet to someone like you.. and what about your arguement? that's reall intelligent isn't it.. ohh everyone who drives trucks are hicks like there is any fact or truth to that.

I've proved you wrong and you know it just take it like a prison bitch already!

I suppose that since you can't get laid .
This doesnt' apply to me idiot.. like I said before Im also married....

even though you drive a mighty, mighty truck .

well thanks bout time you owned up to your mistake prick


it really pisses you off that the guy who is successful and drives the car you wish you could afford actually has a wife to call his own. Sad but true, you are a little, little man with a little, little truck.
haha whatever helps you sleep at night man... why would I ge jealous of you? you make money, I make money. You drive an audi S4 (thousands on the road) while I drive a black pickup that is a peace of automotive history.

oh and your wife doesn't seem to think im a little, little man just ask her why her ass was bleeding the other nite :eek:

[xboxfever.com]

your lack of writing skills is dysmal, but nothing surprising. As for your feigned lack of interest, it's all you can fall back to, since it's not like you have a choice. You were born a cretin, you will die a cretin.

And your repeated attempts at defaming my wife prove my point.

You never proved any point, btw. You barely clamored that you had the best truck in the whole wide world. What you have, however, is a hick-mobile.

Little bitches like you should know their place.

[Boostedpimp]

your lack of writing skills is dysmal, but nothing surprising. As for your feigned lack of interest, it's all you can fall back to, since it's not like you have a choice. You were born a cretin, you will die a cretin.

And your repeated attempts at defaming my wife prove my point.

You never proved any point, btw. You barely clamored that you had the best truck in the whole wide world. What you have, however, is a hick-mobile.

Little bitches like you should know their place.

okey your weak.. why don't you come and put me in my place then tuff guy. IM sure your real tuff in person and the shit about your wife was just to get this dead thread a little more exciting since your arguement is over. Cretin huh.. wow don't make me cry or anything man geee your lame man go ware your sweater vest and drive your little preppy audi and keep up the hope of really having some knowledge of this subject because you will one day run into a person that'll put your yuppy azz in it's place... let me ask you.. where you from? Sanfran?


You never proved any point, btw. You barely clamored that you had the best truck in the whole wide world. What you have, however, is a hick-mobile..

I never said I had the best truck in the whole fucking wide world.. I just simply proved that trucks aren't just for hicks with gun racks and your wife and her dog.. then you went ahead and bashed all trucks and nascar for some reason. I proved you wrong with simple facts .. maybe if your ass stopped being a stuck up prick and actually clicked on some of the links I posted it would hit your tiny excuse for a brain and you would realize how much of a dick you have been. and please if you want i'll really start typing like i don't give two shits.. but I want to annoy you some so deal with it.

enjoy

[xboxfever.com]

again, you never proved any point other than you're a moron who can't spell, has a small dick syndrome and a small truck syndrome. Period.

Way to go, asshole. Still can't spell either, so sad...

Bringing my wife into this thread just showed what an idiot you really are, nothing more.

Now go back to blowing your truck to as many psis as you can. I hope it explodes in your face when you're busy deep-throating that exhaust pipe you fancy so much.

Little man, little truck, big mouth, nothing to back it up. How tragically banal.

[Boostedpimp]

Now go back to blowing your truck to as many psis as you can. I hope it explodes in your face when you're busy deep-throating that exhaust pipe you fancy so much..
don't hate me because I could waste your yuppy ass audi without going into boost.. you jealous loser.. and like I said before I hope you hit a pole and die with your audi emblem up your ass.

Little man, little truck, big mouth, nothing to back it up. How tragically banal.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NOTHING TO BACK IT UP WITH HUH bitch?? bring your shit to NJ for the third fucking time bitch.. and i"ll own you like a prison bitch that you are... You haven't backed anything up idiot
again, you never proved any point other than you're a moron who can't spell, has a small dick syndrome and a small truck syndrome. Period..
haha your the one talking about dicks bro... your an idiot

hahah now this is getting good.. your sooo wrong man. I can spel I juzt choose not too. I know bad gramma bothers you so fuck it and fuck you.
I never said anything about my dick being small I did how ever mention your wife's ass bleeding from it though.

you never proved any point..
sure I did.. i proved that your a dick, a stuck up prick and that you know shit about pickup trucks or automotives in general.

[Boostedpimp]

man don't hate because you have no arguement in this topic