View Full Version : 150 really Anoying Things in videogames
poop100
10-10-2006, 07:20 PM
1.Limited saving.
2too much trail and error
3.You can shoot a padalock open but you cant break a wooden door
4.The map is just the same hallways over and over again
5.you loose 75% of your health on 1 shot in the leg
6.The soundtrack is from american idol auditions
7.The game just plain sucks
8.The "super realistic" graphics
9.You cant jump one foot acroos the pit so u have tomake a 2 mile journey to get around it
10.your computer doesnt support the game so its all blocky
11.timed missions.I just dont like them
12.THE N-GAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS
nickholas78
10-10-2006, 09:34 PM
13. The fact that you are a little tiny guy against an 8000 ft. dragon
14. Girls are half as strong as guys
Mr. Pelicula
10-10-2006, 09:41 PM
15. Even if you're a Ninja Turtle, no matter what, your character can never swim and falling in a water pit equals death.
16. Jumping puzzles in FIRST PERSON SHOOTER games! Jumping doesn't work when you can't see your feet...
Mr.SelfDestruct
10-10-2006, 09:42 PM
17. Master Chief
18. Master Chief's terrible voice acting
19. Master Chief's motocross helmet
*runs and hides*
nickholas78
10-10-2006, 09:44 PM
20. (SSB) the fact that you cant kill your oponent by raming a sword in their chest. YOU HAVE TO KNOCK THEM OFF A FUCKIN' CLIFF!
Mr.SelfDestruct
10-10-2006, 09:46 PM
Oooh! Ooh!
21. RTS games where rushing is the only viable strategy.
and while we're on it
22. Blizzard
clutch-monkey
10-10-2006, 09:47 PM
23. A.I. They're all just Artificial Stupidity.
IGneois
10-10-2006, 09:48 PM
24. Taking 2d sidescrollers and making them 3d FPS.
25. Power Supplies.
26. I can fly a dragon to different cities, but I can't fly it over a small river.
Teh Gir
10-10-2006, 10:19 PM
27. main chararacters NEVER go to the bathroom (lol)
28. how even if you get hurt and half like 15% health you can still be able to perform all the moves and actions you could with 100 health, like walk for example
Deamatix
10-10-2006, 10:39 PM
29. Your assault rifle is extreemly inaccurate
30. It also takes two and a half magazines to kill a lightly armored enemy
31. Not enough ammo
bobtheflob
10-10-2006, 11:00 PM
32. You can't ducktape a flashlight to your gun
33. You can shoot a rocket launcher at a bush and nothing happens to it
34. Badguys just stand around doing nothing in a room for hours at a time until you walk in
camjoe87
10-10-2006, 11:22 PM
35. Turn based RPGs.
13. The fact that you are a little tiny guy against an 8000 ft. dragon
14. Girls are half as strong as guys
36. This guys list.
:xri:
10-10-2006, 11:24 PM
37. Zombies come out of nowhere
38. Not enough badguys in the shitter to explode like in goldeneye
39. The enemies reaction to getting shot in the gonads isn't realistic
PsykoPatrick
10-11-2006, 12:03 AM
40. Eventually, if you're shot enough times in the foot, you will die.
41. Invisible walls.
42. Third person cameras that can't follow for shit.
MexAmercn_Moose
10-11-2006, 12:18 AM
43. getting killed by an AWP in Iceworld
eadgbe
10-11-2006, 03:06 AM
44. when someone dies in battlefield, and it looks like a retard with parkinsons is controlling time with a remote control.
poop100
10-11-2006, 05:55 PM
45.The fact that you cant see people sneeking up on you in FPS
Idmir
10-11-2006, 06:18 PM
45.The fact that you cant see people sneeking up on you in FPS
if you could see them then it would not be sneeking now would it?
idontknow
10-11-2006, 07:06 PM
46.No jump button
Jay-Z
10-11-2006, 07:10 PM
Oooh! Ooh!
21. RTS games where rushing is the only viable strategy.
and while we're on it
22. Blizzard
Ok, Im gonna go ahead and call you an idiot.
Spank666
10-11-2006, 07:36 PM
47. Inability to cross small obstacles, such as a rock that is about 2 feet tall.
ThePope
10-11-2006, 08:11 PM
48. It is incredibly awkward to play DOA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball with one hand.
MercifulMolina
10-11-2006, 08:20 PM
49. Barbie
kevinsmith
10-11-2006, 08:22 PM
47. Inability to cross small obstacles, such as a rock that is about 2 feet tall.
That's a good one!
50. When a sequal in a line of video games comes up with a new "skill" you have to do to move on in the game, they use it to death. (i.e. Neurohacking in Mechassault 2)
51. Online net nerds that make it really hard for those of us with lives/jobs to play online without some prepubescent dork being a bitch about winning.
47. Inability to cross small obstacles, such as a rock that is about 2 feet tall.
Related:
52. The magical invisisble wall of doom (aka lazy level design)
marhsmellow14
10-11-2006, 08:47 PM
53.if you slice flesh with a sharp edge it doesnt leave a mark, even if its a 100 pound sord through the torso, the guy is still in one peice
Last Defender
10-11-2006, 08:50 PM
54. A grenade, bomb, or other high powered explosives will not blow open doors, but will blow gigantic holes in the wall when exploded next to a wall.
JesusTheJedi
10-11-2006, 09:11 PM
55. 10 year old opponents.
56. Griefers
57. Cheaters
I SNAKED YOU
10-11-2006, 09:16 PM
58. That one boss that takes 10000 bullets and every drip of skill you have to kill, just to have to beat him in a harder difficulty.
59. You shoot the computer 3 times in the chest but one shot to the torso of your guy nearly kills him.
60. 100 bps + rusty wooden door does not equal a hole.
usefulidiot316
10-11-2006, 09:26 PM
41. Invisible walls.
52. The magical invisisble wall of doom (aka lazy level design)
3.You can shoot a padalock open but you cant break a wooden door
54. A grenade, bomb, or other high powered explosives will not blow open doors, but will blow gigantic holes in the wall when exploded next to a wall.
60. 100 bps + rusty wooden door does not equal a hole.
9.You cant jump one foot acroos the pit so u have tomake a 2 mile journey to get around it
15. Even if you're a Ninja Turtle, no matter what, your character can never swim and falling in a water pit equals death.
26. I can fly a dragon to different cities, but I can't fly it over a small river.
47. Inability to cross small obstacles, such as a rock that is about 2 feet tall.
51. Online net nerds that make it really hard for those of us with lives/jobs to play online without some prepubescent dork being a bitch about winning.
55. 10 year old opponents.
56. Griefers
57. Cheaters
61. Repetition.
rsnyper
10-11-2006, 11:00 PM
62. hackers who make it impossible to kill them
Mr.SelfDestruct
10-11-2006, 11:12 PM
Ok, Im gonna go ahead and call you an idiot.
Rushing Blizzard lover.
I'll admit, they did make one good game, which got ruined by the fact that rushing was the only viable tactic online.
63. That one fucking bot in UT that always can nail you with a hitscan weapon regardless of how far away you are. Loque I believe.
Spank666
10-11-2006, 11:12 PM
63. Repetition.
EDIT: It was intentional, I'm not blind.
Mr.SelfDestruct
10-11-2006, 11:13 PM
63. Repetition.
No, no.. Leave it. It's funnier that way. lol
edit:
Really? Wow, you mean you managed to read my post, click reply, type in your statement, and post in a matter of a tenth of a second?
Your post was up right after I submitted mine. Your lack of blindness extends to precognitive status! :eek:
OLIAX
10-12-2006, 12:11 AM
16. Jumping puzzles in FIRST PERSON SHOOTER games! Jumping doesn't work when you can't see your feet...
you've never played UT2004 then? I play jumping trials all the time I'm a master at tower of babel
http://www.hqnfiles.com/uploaded/uploads/TowerOfBabel.JPG
Liberator13
10-12-2006, 12:20 AM
64. Lack of support from EA.
65. Crappy use of strengths/weaknesses. I hate all almsot all FPS games try to make all the guns equal to another gun. An AK is not equal to an M16, IMO, its just pure laziness that they don't use the differences to make players learn the weapon's strengths and weaknesses, rather than just pick it up and play with it.
idontknow
10-12-2006, 01:44 AM
66. Microtransactions
61. Repetition.
But then we're dealing with a thread that starts:
7.The game just plain sucks
a7x1337
10-12-2006, 10:13 AM
67. exclusive licenses :banghead:
OLIAX
10-12-2006, 10:42 AM
65. Crappy use of strengths/weaknesses. I hate all almsot all FPS games try to make all the guns equal to another gun. An AK is not equal to an M16, IMO, its just pure laziness that they don't use the differences to make players learn the weapon's strengths and weaknesses, rather than just pick it up and play with it.
it's called balancing
if you're online and someone picks up an ak47 with 1 bullet kills and someone else has a rocket launcher that takes 10 seconds to reload what do you think would happen?
no one would play
Artless Ib
10-12-2006, 11:51 AM
68) Games that are too easy. I want 20 retry s before i kill the last boss
69) Short games
70) Levels where you have to protect somebody. :banghead: you cant relax
Liberator13
10-12-2006, 12:09 PM
it's called balancing
if you're online and someone picks up an ak47 with 1 bullet kills and someone else has a rocket launcher that takes 10 seconds to reload what do you think would happen?
no one would play
If someone is carrying a rocket launcher for anti-infantry use in today's video games, they're an idiot.
And a rocket launcher shouldn't be balanced with an AK... just as some M16/M4 shouldn't be balanced with an AK..
ItchyItchyFace
10-12-2006, 12:37 PM
71) "Realistic" FPS's where you don't lose 75% of your health when you get shot.
refoops
10-12-2006, 12:50 PM
If you were critics I would single handidly attempt to kill you.
usefulidiot316
10-12-2006, 12:54 PM
71) "Realistic" FPS's where you don't lose 75% of your health when you get shot.
If they were really realistic, they wouldn't have health meters. When was the last time you went outside and saw a little box in the bottom left corner of your eye that shows how healthy you are? And speaking of which, when was the last time you could see how many bullets you had left in a weapon, and how many magazines can someone really carry before all that metal starts to weigh them down?
Kellenator
10-12-2006, 01:22 PM
70) Levels where you have to protect somebody. :banghead: you cant relax
Protect me as I run through your crossfire or stand out in the open or don't know how to get to you if it's more than 2 feet away from me!!!
Knave
10-12-2006, 01:29 PM
Rushing Blizzard lover.
I'll admit, they did make one good game, which got ruined by the fact that rushing was the only viable tactic online.
I assume you are talking about Starcraft... I also assume you suck at the game because if you can build fast enough its not that hard to repel a rush and then you can counter and win. Maybe you should just practice more.
To the guy that dissed AI you should try playing FEAR. Its AI is incredible.
And to the guy wanting balanced weapons in multiplayer you should also try FEAR. Each gun has strengths and weaknesses.
72. When playing online, someone talking shit when they are beating you.
Smoked86
10-12-2006, 02:19 PM
73. linear games
74. games that have voice acting in cut scenes but scrolling text in-game:mad: soooo gay
75. limited # of weapons in certain games
poop100
10-12-2006, 05:30 PM
76.Starting the level all over again when you die
77.5 year olds who usethe mic in play and it sounds annoying
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Idmir
10-12-2006, 05:46 PM
78final fantasy IXMCXICMXICXMIXCMXCICMMCXICXXXCMXICMXICIXCMIXICXM
Sp upi want there to be less FF games? :dunce:
navid
10-12-2006, 05:51 PM
splinter cell, max payne = trial and error
firepiss
10-12-2006, 07:51 PM
^ 79
80. Loading................
kevinsmith
10-12-2006, 08:05 PM
81) Why do bad guys always look the same as each other? Even if there are types, each of one type looks the same.
Allergic
10-12-2006, 08:25 PM
82) Your cousin corrupts your 99% complete GTA saved game.
83) Making a character to look like him in Smackdown and beating the shit out of it is a poor consolation.
marhsmellow14
10-12-2006, 08:26 PM
^^ fucker postend b4 me
84.headshots dont = headless
poop100
10-12-2006, 10:49 PM
85.Your friends hands that make the controler all sweaty and dirty
doorknobopener
10-12-2006, 11:03 PM
86. After you beat a very hard boss near the end of the game and you go but as it's save your power goes off.
IGneois
10-13-2006, 02:45 AM
87. Two versions of the same pokemon game.
tripb19
10-13-2006, 03:53 AM
88. Having to fight Noob Saibot AND Smoke at the same time.
runninglizard5
10-13-2006, 04:39 AM
If they were really realistic, they wouldn't have health meters. When was the last time you went outside and saw a little box in the bottom left corner of your eye that shows how healthy you are? And speaking of which, when was the last time you could see how many bullets you had left in a weapon, and how many magazines can someone really carry before all that metal starts to weigh them down?
it happens to me all the time....
rsnyper
10-13-2006, 04:43 AM
89.remakes of games that are worse than the original
Blue Lightening
10-13-2006, 11:47 AM
90 - A series of games which only slightly improve with the next addition. Like Dynasty warriors, or EAsports games.
Deamatix
10-13-2006, 12:45 PM
91. Nobody ever thinks about the family of an evil henchman.
Regit
10-22-2006, 04:48 PM
92.When the person your beating in online play just leaves.
The_Canadian
10-22-2006, 06:09 PM
93. When you miss a checkpoint by 1mm and you have to drive back and get it
Jay-Z
10-22-2006, 06:21 PM
Oooh! Ooh!
21. RTS games where rushing is the only viable strategy.
and while we're on it
22. Blizzard
If you think rushing is the only viable option in starcraft, you suck balls.
HBK4L
10-28-2006, 01:04 AM
94. Limited roaming area.
95. Invisible barriers
96. Losing in a cheap way.
97.When stupid nerds trash talk over Xbox Live cause they think their badass.
paranoia
10-28-2006, 03:22 AM
98. When a game is way to fucking hard to beat without codes IE: Contra for the NES.
SatanTheSith
10-28-2006, 03:50 AM
99: Somone online you are beating so badly yet they kill you once and yell "OMG WTF OWWNED!! OWNED IN THE FACE!!!"
very gay
SIKKENT
10-28-2006, 09:52 AM
100. shitty music in all sport games
101. celebrity cameo appearances in basketball games
102. weapons eventually break and need to be repaired
Whodi86
10-29-2006, 02:08 PM
100. shitty music in all sport games
101. celebrity cameo appearances in basketball games
102. weapons eventually break and need to be repaired
I take it you've played NBA 2K6?
Flava Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaav
weister42
10-29-2006, 03:11 PM
103. "I'm getting sleepy!!!"
^^Honestly I never got pass the first level.
104. A manta whore in UT that squashes you without you knowing wtf happened.
105. You kill opponents in one area but see them again when you walk back (Ninja Gaden)
106. When you run out of ammo and there's still a bunch of Elites outside, on Legendary.
107. When girls call you nerds because you would rather play videogames than talk to them about their hair.
weister42
10-29-2006, 03:13 PM
108. Lag and people who do the standby trick.
Liberator13
10-29-2006, 03:49 PM
109. Servers that crash all the time.
110. Big game companies that don't provide shit for support.
Knave
10-29-2006, 03:50 PM
111. When the computer continually shoots at you when you're behind a barrier so you can't move anywhere.
LegendaryLink
10-29-2006, 04:33 PM
112. After 10 minutes of battling a boss, he shows up in his second form with a higher hp.
rand0m
10-29-2006, 04:56 PM
113. No matter what angle you get ... you can never see up her skirt.
114. When you finally get it, it turns out to blank.
Gloaming15
10-29-2006, 06:18 PM
^
exactly!!
115. Looking for group to do an instance! (GW or Wow)
Canty
10-29-2006, 07:58 PM
116. When you have to keep running and shutting doors to keep sharks/grenades/dinosaurs/water from drowning you and you think it's an actual life or death situation meaning you have a panic attack when you fail to close a door in time.
mtspace
10-29-2006, 09:03 PM
117.When the back of the box tells you about all the cool weapons
only to find out that they are in the last level only.
118 Clearing a game after days of effort and then all you get is a shitty
list of credit's
I mean WHO THE FUCK CARES who did what.
113. No matter what angle you get ... you can never see up her skirt.
114. When you finally get it, it turns out to blank.
You haven't played Postal 2 yet (don't be fooled by the name, it's a fun game!)
poop100
11-01-2006, 07:49 PM
119. enemies that suddenly know your hiding in the pitch black area behind some boxes
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