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danepporambo
10-11-2006, 05:03 AM
Lol. its me going into a chat room in Paltalk that focuses in helping people learn english and i pretend to be a japanese guy.

http://www.geocities.com/abhyash/Oddagents/rofljap.mp3

Here is the transcript:-

Me: Yes, I would really like to talk. Im from Japan and i need help learning english. can you people
help me.

Guy1: Uhh listen to me. I'll tell you about everything. Just say.. cock.. sucker. thats much better. say.. cock.. sucker. ok learn that and use that. you can say to anybody anytime. i tell you one more time. cock.. sucker. ehh can you repeat it. its really good. its really good to say.

Me: Oki, cock sakurr. is that good?

Guy1: Very good my friend. you want to learn more? i can tell you more things if you really want to learn that. well.. you wanna?

Me: Yes, Yes, Go on. Im learning a lot!

Guy1: I think you.. youre joking. You.. you want to setup us and.. and its not good. i think youre joking. i dont think you are serious.

Me: No no no i am serious. i really am from Japan.

Guy2: Ok what state did you used to live in, in Japan.

Me: In Hokkaido.

Guy2: Where are you living now?

Me: In.. umm.. new york. In Queens

Guy1: dude your living in new york and you dont know how to say "bugger off". i dont believe you man. its.. its impossible. its really impossible.

Me: But i learnt English in very low inner state. I didnt really go to school here. Just year 12, thats it.

Guy2: So youre more of a quiet person, you kept to yourself and talked to nobody?

Me: No you see. im very poor. i come from poor parts of Japan. i used to live in bus stop.

Guy2: You fucking asshole.

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If people find this racist in any way then admin please remove!

Newground Spy
10-19-2006, 04:24 PM
oh my god L0L awesome!

YorkshireMan
10-25-2006, 08:34 AM
ha ha ha :)

ASM
10-25-2006, 12:01 PM
Me: No you see. im very poor. i come from poor parts of Japan. i used to live in bus stop.

Guy2: You fucking asshole.



lol

10busstops

JerkyMyTurky
10-25-2006, 06:55 PM
Not the best of pranks, but interesting set up and idea to prank peole via paltalk.

danepporambo
01-06-2007, 05:30 PM
u japanese?

neways for people who havent heard it, please do.

vampireslayer97
01-26-2007, 10:57 AM
"I use to live in a bus stop." LMAO.

FlyingBeaver
01-30-2007, 08:37 PM
Haha bus stop, funny stuff.

joseph
02-03-2007, 12:36 PM
sounds set up to me like it was just recorded to sound funny..not funny btw.

fczimbru
02-03-2007, 09:56 PM
not funny and fake, i hear the msn in the background plus his accent is not japanese..

nicksinif
02-05-2007, 04:31 PM
give us the site of the chat so we can all join in on future pranks

Psychapathetic
02-06-2007, 01:38 AM
Pal Talk www.paltalk.com

danepporambo
02-22-2007, 11:09 PM
ok i'll explain to you what i did. i got on paltalk into an "english learning" chatroom and there were people trying to teach other people how to speak english. I couldnt resist so i put up a jap accent (a bad one at that) and started getting into a conversation. I was using msn in the background. So trust me, the convo is real.

MoonCakePenguin
03-03-2007, 03:56 AM
they called you an asshole.. LAWLS! That dude teached you to say cock-sucker.. LAWLS! They're assholes! lawls.. funny stuff anyways...

Viet Era Marine
03-03-2007, 11:03 AM
Bumping this thread to push the "Pron Bot Spam" off
the main page.

Regards,
VEM

HURRICANE
03-05-2007, 08:43 PM
Haha, a good 'ol classic..

danepporambo
05-09-2007, 06:31 AM
its become a classic already?! :O