danepporambo
10-11-2006, 05:03 AM
Lol. its me going into a chat room in Paltalk that focuses in helping people learn english and i pretend to be a japanese guy.
http://www.geocities.com/abhyash/Oddagents/rofljap.mp3
Here is the transcript:-
Me: Yes, I would really like to talk. Im from Japan and i need help learning english. can you people
help me.
Guy1: Uhh listen to me. I'll tell you about everything. Just say.. cock.. sucker. thats much better. say.. cock.. sucker. ok learn that and use that. you can say to anybody anytime. i tell you one more time. cock.. sucker. ehh can you repeat it. its really good. its really good to say.
Me: Oki, cock sakurr. is that good?
Guy1: Very good my friend. you want to learn more? i can tell you more things if you really want to learn that. well.. you wanna?
Me: Yes, Yes, Go on. Im learning a lot!
Guy1: I think you.. youre joking. You.. you want to setup us and.. and its not good. i think youre joking. i dont think you are serious.
Me: No no no i am serious. i really am from Japan.
Guy2: Ok what state did you used to live in, in Japan.
Me: In Hokkaido.
Guy2: Where are you living now?
Me: In.. umm.. new york. In Queens
Guy1: dude your living in new york and you dont know how to say "bugger off". i dont believe you man. its.. its impossible. its really impossible.
Me: But i learnt English in very low inner state. I didnt really go to school here. Just year 12, thats it.
Guy2: So youre more of a quiet person, you kept to yourself and talked to nobody?
Me: No you see. im very poor. i come from poor parts of Japan. i used to live in bus stop.
Guy2: You fucking asshole.
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http://www.geocities.com/abhyash/Oddagents/rofljap.mp3
Here is the transcript:-
Me: Yes, I would really like to talk. Im from Japan and i need help learning english. can you people
help me.
Guy1: Uhh listen to me. I'll tell you about everything. Just say.. cock.. sucker. thats much better. say.. cock.. sucker. ok learn that and use that. you can say to anybody anytime. i tell you one more time. cock.. sucker. ehh can you repeat it. its really good. its really good to say.
Me: Oki, cock sakurr. is that good?
Guy1: Very good my friend. you want to learn more? i can tell you more things if you really want to learn that. well.. you wanna?
Me: Yes, Yes, Go on. Im learning a lot!
Guy1: I think you.. youre joking. You.. you want to setup us and.. and its not good. i think youre joking. i dont think you are serious.
Me: No no no i am serious. i really am from Japan.
Guy2: Ok what state did you used to live in, in Japan.
Me: In Hokkaido.
Guy2: Where are you living now?
Me: In.. umm.. new york. In Queens
Guy1: dude your living in new york and you dont know how to say "bugger off". i dont believe you man. its.. its impossible. its really impossible.
Me: But i learnt English in very low inner state. I didnt really go to school here. Just year 12, thats it.
Guy2: So youre more of a quiet person, you kept to yourself and talked to nobody?
Me: No you see. im very poor. i come from poor parts of Japan. i used to live in bus stop.
Guy2: You fucking asshole.
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If people find this racist in any way then admin please remove!