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97GAGT
10-17-2006, 01:01 AM
Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the "GOAL LINE". Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
Wu-tang
10-17-2006, 01:08 AM
lmao...
10 characters.
Travmire
10-17-2006, 01:10 AM
Nice.
10suckyraiders.
atreyu_2020
10-17-2006, 01:12 AM
Haha that was funny, but where did you steal it from?
MusicIsDead
10-17-2006, 01:16 AM
That jokes atleast a month old but true nonetheless. Dont think well run into that substance next week either with the way Arizona played against the bears tonight.
bobtheflob
10-17-2006, 01:42 AM
That jokes is many years old. I've heard it substituting other teams for Oakland.
YankeesSuck
10-17-2006, 01:49 AM
Haha I like, I gotta tell my friend who is a Raiders fan that.
poopchow
10-17-2006, 02:09 AM
Uh huh!! TO BAD THE DIDNT HAVE PRACTICE!!!
I gotchuuuuuuuuuu
pretty funny
97GAGT
10-17-2006, 04:32 AM
Uh huh!! TO BAD THE DIDNT HAVE PRACTICE!!!
I gotchuuuuuuuuuu
pretty funny
Well that's obvious
zing!
baumy300
10-17-2006, 05:36 AM
This story kind of reminds me of the kid who kept getting abused around that area.
His original parents would beat the poor soul daily until social services took him away.
After a long streak of ending up at abusive homes, he was summoned to court to speak with a judge about his housing situation.
"What happened after you were taken away from your parents, son?"
"Well sir," the little boy responded, "I was then given to my aunt and uncle who also beat me. Then my grandparents took care of me, but also continued to beat me. I was then sent to over 6 different foster families, but they also beat me."
"My God" said the judge. "Is there anyone out there who won't beat you?
"Yes sir" said the little boy. "The Oakland Raiders sir. They can't beat anyone."
a7x1337
10-17-2006, 02:13 PM
bahaha, both of those jokes were hilarious
AsHopeDies
10-17-2006, 02:36 PM
News about the Raiders:
they suck
that's all you had to say, could have saved a lot of time.
97GAGT
10-17-2006, 03:48 PM
This story kind of reminds me of the kid who kept getting abused around that area.
His original parents would beat the poor soul daily until social services took him away.
After a long streak of ending up at abusive homes, he was summoned to court to speak with a judge about his housing situation.
"What happened after you were taken away from your parents, son?"
"Well sir," the little boy responded, "I was then given to my aunt and uncle who also beat me. Then my grandparents took care of me, but also continued to beat me. I was then sent to over 6 different foster families, but they also beat me."
"My God" said the judge. "Is there anyone out there who won't beat you?
"Yes sir" said the little boy. "The Oakland Raiders sir. They can't beat anyone."
Haha.. that one's great
MusicIsDead
10-17-2006, 04:21 PM
Fuck you all. 11-5 coming up:wah:
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