Wierdest Song Names

[Teh Gir]

mine would have be

Erection- The Faint

great song btw

[son^>]

slash dot dash- fatboy slim

[Deamatix]

Dying Fetus - Kill your mother rape your dog.

[marshalldylan10]

A lot of primus's songs.

[juslisen]

Tool - Hooker with a Penis

[Danny213]

- Fucked with a knife (Canibal Corpse)
- I Cum Blood (Cannibal Corpse)

- Poem about and old Prison Man (Decapitated)

- Gravity Eyelids (Porcupine Tree)

- Anthem (Trivum) ......yeah right.

[BaxterII]

Hey, Wanna Throw Up? - Minus the Bear

[k_tull88]

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots, Pt. 1 - The Flaming Lips

[Wafflecopter]

Hey, Wanna Throw Up? - Minus the Bear

I love you.

Lemurs Man, Lemurs - Minus The Bear

Monkey!! Knife!! Fight!! - Minus The Bear

Her Eyes Say Yes But The Restraining Order Says No - Hit the Lights

I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked On The Internet - From First to Last

[a7x1337]

"Dancing Around a Taco Tree With a Basket in Hand and a Watermelon Trap to Keep the Black Men Away." -Richard Prisk

[Unregistered.]

Kebabrepubliken - The Finest Kebab (Final Countdown parody, swedish and epic.)
LazyTown - You Gotta Do The Cooking By The Book.
Mr. Bungle - Desert Search For Techno Allah and a shit load of other songs by Mr. Bungle.

[jijiji]

Anal Cunt songs for the fucking win.

Track 13's song title is "Song #6." >.>
These two gems made me chuckle:
Track 28: "Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid"
Track 29: "Having to Make Up Song Titles Sucks"

List of weird Anal Cunt songs:
"When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and The Melvins"
"Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band"
"Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core"
"You're Old (Fuck You)"
"The Internet is Gay"
"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It"
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos"
"I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank"
"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You"
"I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid"
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In the Stomach"
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

[wrathchild]

Necrophagist - Fermented Offal Discharge, Advanced Corpse Tumor, Foul Body Autopsy, Culinary Hyperversity.
back in thei good ole gore days.

Cryptopsy - Open Face Surgery
Nile - Masturbating the War God

[Sezril]

Demilich - "The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That it Desired)"

Wormphlegm - "In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious"

Eikenskaden - "I'll Go For A Walk On My Grave", followed a few tracks later by "I'll Go For Another Walk On My Grave" :rolleyes:

There's also bands called Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis and w00d5b17ch (Woodsbitch)

[I Like Me]

Blasting Foreskins - Corruption
Lubricant Rains 2003 - Corruption
Embludgeoned Between Crunches - Deboified
Cyanide Orgasm - Eroticide
Masturbate Me - Eroticide
Erection Dissection - Eroticide
Don't Touch My Spandex - Leng Tch'e
Testosterone Collar - Leng Tch'e
Dusk Falls Upon The Temple of The Serpent on The Mou - Nile
Cockroach Cumrag - Viral Load
Raped With A Rake - Viral Load
Feasting On Ovaries - Viral Load
Axe Handle Enema - Viral Load
Blinded By Semen - Viral load

[h2o polo player]

baba oriley- the who

[Enjoi]

Cable Ready Techno Slut - The Acacia Strain
Croakies and Boatshoes - Between the Buried and Me
Elf Tower New Mexico - Coheed and Cambria
Trashcan Hands - Zao

[gigglemuffin]

G Spot Tornado-Frank Zappa

[Zooch]

getting some head by Shawnna

[temp100]

Demilich - "The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That it Desired)"

Wormphlegm - "In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious"

Haha, you beat me to it with those two. :p

Necrophagist - Fermented Offal Discharge, Advanced Corpse Tumor, Foul Body Autopsy, Culinary Hyperversity.
back in thei good ole gore days.

Cryptopsy - Open Face Surgery
Nile - Masturbating the War God
I agree with the Nile one. I'm listening to Fermented Offal Discharge right now. :D

I needed to look no further than the grindcore folder. :D


Cattle Decapitation - Applied Human Defragmentation
Cattle Decapitation - Bukkake Tsunami
Cattle Decapitation - Lips & Assholes

Cumshot Demon - Engulfing The Stench Of Vomited Liquid Juice From Rectum
Cumshot Demon - Tearing The Vaginal Tissues For Soup
Cumshot Demon - Beheaded Chicks Don't Say No

Amputated Genitals - Geriatric Blood Storm

Aborted - The Saw And The Carnage Done

Carcass - Oxidised Razor Masticator
Carcass - Feast On Dismembered Carnage
Carcass - Cadaveric Incubator Of Endoparasites

Freak Kitchen - Six Dilbo Bob & The Bluegrass Samba From Hell

Liquid Tension Experiment - When The Water Breaks (not so much the song title, just the fact that this really is written about Petrucci's wife's water breaking).

[ccorces1]

anything by fall out boy, panic at the disco or any of those bands is bound to have a stupid name

[Unhinged]

Blow Me Where the Pampers Is - Steve Vai

[dude22]

Starfucker - The Rolling Stones

[I Like Me]

Almost any of the songs by The Rocking Dildos.

Vegeterian Cunts
Anal Blast
Hangover Wank
Who Gives A Shit
Pregnant Women Must Die
Erection Of The Century
Fuckaholics
TNT Tits
16 Inch Motherfucker

[theresnoway]

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! At The Disco .. I found it really funny hehe

[The Ill-Eagle]

Rampant Zoo Sex Orgy, by Cube.

good song.

[Ænema]

Jizzlobber - Faith No More
My Ass Is On Fire - Mr. Bungle
Fireback About Your New Baby's Sex - Don Caballero
Rich Goyette Is Gay - Anal Cunt
Easy E. Gets AIDS From Freddy Mercury - Anal Cunt

[me(2006)]

the most weirdest song title in the world was this one:


"drop kick me jesus, through the goal posts of life".

[Travmire]

the most weirdest song title in the world was this one:


"drop kick me jesus, through the goal posts of life".

The pinnacle of pop country.
(http://bertc.com/18Track18ag.mp3)

[Incoheria]

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! At The Disco .. I found it really funny hehe


TEE HEE HEEE HEEEEE :p

[ThePope]

Here's a couple ones from Bitchslicer:
Lycanthropic Fellatio
Necroanalingus
Legalize Beastiality Now
Dripping Creampie Kittens
Jesus: Undead Wizard

[Addict]

Acid Mothers Temple - FLying G-spot
Momus - Coming in a Girls Mouth

[beerisgood]

Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver - Primus
Detatchable Penis - ???
Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a small town - Pearl Jam
Drunken Milkman - Scatterbrain
Misadventures of Shitman - Green Jelly
Obey the Cowgod - Green Jelly