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SunnySideUp
11-03-2006, 05:17 AM
This joke is on the main page and I just cannot seem to click why it is funny...

Customer Service
A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement she readily consented. He said, “Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn’t even make eye contact.”

“Oh,” replied the waitress, “I thought you wanted more coffee.”
naf536
11-03-2006, 06:47 AM
cause the waitress has herpes and aids and is gonna give it the bloke when they shag.

The coffee is just there to confuse you and to hide the facts.
psychotic n00b
11-03-2006, 10:57 AM
she wanted to be lazy, he wanted her attention to ask her out. she thought he was gonna make her have more work
Mattjam
11-03-2006, 08:13 PM
She thought he was a customer that wanted more coffee, like the n00b who is psychotic said.
Regit
11-04-2006, 03:58 PM
She thought he was a customer that wanted more coffee, like the n00b who is psychotic said.

Yes a noob who has 300 more posts then you.
sNiPe_
11-04-2006, 05:57 PM
Yes a noob who has 300 more posts then you.

sigh.. noob who is psychotic = psychotic noob


look at it this way. the dog that is hairy. = hairy dog.... now go punch yourself in the testes