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Joosbockz
11-07-2006, 09:46 PM
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
Spitzer
11-07-2006, 10:14 PM
Native tribes don't use these tests anymore these day because this is even older then the internet.
Mattjam
11-07-2006, 10:31 PM
Why would you make a thread with this joke? There must be at least 10 other threads with just this joke that I know of. At least post some others along with it.
Nigga pissin' me off cuh.
Junkman
11-07-2006, 11:49 PM
More recent Native Tribes use tests such as "Beat me in a hand of blackjack" and "Pull the lever of the slot machine" more than that old time shit.
rsnyper
11-08-2006, 03:39 AM
they want they land back AND their money :eek:

when will they learn
Fireal87
11-08-2006, 10:20 PM
Fucking repost....it's been reposted a million times


Holy fuck...end your life
Joosbockz
11-08-2006, 11:19 PM
Fucking repost....it's been reposted a million times


Holy fuck...end your life


ahh! end your life end your life omg omg repost! ahh... mayb u should end urs cuz it seems like uve seen everything u need too in it
Fireal87
11-09-2006, 02:44 PM
ahh! end your life end your life omg omg repost! ahh... mayb u should end urs cuz it seems like uve seen everything u need too in it

Dude, I was joking...I could have sworn I had edited my post to say ... "jk kthxbai" and....YOU HAVE 123 posts...lawl.....ONE TWO THREE

Lighten up bro
dudeinanigloo
11-09-2006, 08:46 PM
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Yeah, bet you've never heard that one.
deadinthehead
11-12-2006, 04:54 AM
what about the gay guy who brought the bananna?


he passed durr but he fit 20 and won the grand prize of this thread sucks
Squeezymo
11-12-2006, 05:26 AM
A pedophile and a young child were walking alone in the forest. The young child says, "I'm afraid, this is scary!"
The pedophile replies with, "You're afraid? I'm the one who has to walk back alone!"
FonsecaWalls
11-12-2006, 12:51 PM
I never wanna hear that fucking joke again, geezuz shit
Joosbockz
11-12-2006, 08:23 PM
idiots.. bumping this thread, reading thru it, and writing comments, ur complaints about stupidity of threads is a REPOST... i dont wanna c the same lame comments anymore geeesuz shit! how bout posting a joke so u can make urself laugh if u werent satisfied.
Mattjam
11-12-2006, 08:26 PM
If you don't wanna see the same lame coments then don't post the same lame jokes.
I think that the rule should be that you have to make a thread with at least three jokes in it, just in case one or two of them are reposts.
Joosbockz
11-12-2006, 08:34 PM
sure... i dont keep up too much with jokes, if its rilli that old then hmm had no idea, what am i spose to do? make a thread saying has anyone heard that joke about the indian and the cannibals and etc etc.
Mattjam
11-12-2006, 08:44 PM
sure... i dont keep up too much with jokes, if its rilli that old then hmm had no idea, what am i spose to do? make a thread saying has anyone heard that joke about the indian and the cannibals and etc etc.

I answered that in my previous post by saying you should post three, just in case one or two is a repost.
ralphy
11-13-2006, 06:08 AM
it may b a repost...but u still gotta love that joke...makes me laugh every time i read it :D