MAJORdorMo
11-07-2006, 10:26 PM
One, day, a private goes to the General.
"I have no gun, general" Says the private. The General hands him a mop.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" Aks the private
"Go bangety bang bang" Said the general
"I need a bayonent"
"Here you go" THe general tapes a straw to the end of the mop.
"Go stabbety stab stab" said the general.
A day later, the private finds himself alone on the battlefield with all of his comrades dead. The enemy is charging. He than shoulders the mop, aims, and says "bangety bang bang" and an enemy fell to the floor. The private was amazed. He went "bangety bang bang" and "stabetty stab stab" and eventually wiped all but one of the enemy. He took aim at the last one and went "bangety bang bang." Nothing happened. He continued with no result. The enemy then stomped on him and said "tankety tank tank"
"I have no gun, general" Says the private. The General hands him a mop.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" Aks the private
"Go bangety bang bang" Said the general
"I need a bayonent"
"Here you go" THe general tapes a straw to the end of the mop.
"Go stabbety stab stab" said the general.
A day later, the private finds himself alone on the battlefield with all of his comrades dead. The enemy is charging. He than shoulders the mop, aims, and says "bangety bang bang" and an enemy fell to the floor. The private was amazed. He went "bangety bang bang" and "stabetty stab stab" and eventually wiped all but one of the enemy. He took aim at the last one and went "bangety bang bang." Nothing happened. He continued with no result. The enemy then stomped on him and said "tankety tank tank"