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deadinthehead
11-10-2006, 12:47 AM
a doorman with no arms or legs?


matt

what do you call a man wiht no arms and no leg that goes for a swim?

bob

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs who just hangs out on the wall?

art

keep it goin..
JuliaAguilar
11-10-2006, 12:50 AM
A one-legged hooker?

Eileen.

A no-legged hooker?

Consuelo ("Cunt's way low", if you couldn't sound that one out.)

A three-legged dog?

Tippy.
deadinthehead
11-10-2006, 12:51 AM
an asian one legged hooker?

Irene
xyzman123
11-10-2006, 04:11 PM
What do you call a person who lives underground?

Doug

What do you call a person that doesn't live underground?

Dougless
glytch
11-11-2006, 12:37 AM
Girl with no arms, no legs, in between two buildings? Ally.

Guy with no arms, no legs, playing in a pile of leaves? Russel.

What do you call a doe without eyes? No idea. (No-eyed deer)

What do you call a doe without eyes or legs? Still no idea.
strikeandburn
11-11-2006, 01:44 AM
A girl that sleeps around?

Slut.
rsnyper
11-14-2006, 01:49 AM
a person with a car broken down

Joaquin (sounds like walkin')
Allergic
11-14-2006, 05:57 PM
What do you call a Russian with 3 balls

Udi Chanikabolokov

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers.

What do you call an abortion in Prague?

A cancelled Czech.

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JLC
11-14-2006, 06:24 PM
A girl that is always ill?

Pauline
navid
11-14-2006, 07:23 PM
an asian forum member?



a guy
deadinthehead
11-15-2006, 09:32 PM
i dont get it
stupidpuppet
12-01-2006, 06:39 AM
what do you call a dog with no legs?

doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come.
acdcrulsthecoop
12-03-2006, 10:05 AM
ok i got none so heres a change

what do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

nothin, shes already been told twice!
jnettl2
12-05-2006, 12:04 PM
What do you call a bulldog with brass balls and no back legs?

Sparky
deadinthehead
12-07-2006, 01:38 AM
id call him bbb

the brass balled bulldog