It's not rape if... [Archive] - eBaum's World Forum

Squeezymo

11-11-2006, 07:21 PM

Fill in the ... with your own definition.

ex: It's not rape if she's too drunk to talk

go!

MooCowzRock

11-11-2006, 07:30 PM

...If she was half way there to begin with...

Squeezymo

11-11-2006, 07:40 PM

Lol.

It's not rape if you shout surprise first

Allergic

11-11-2006, 09:44 PM

It's not rape if you have a friend on the jury.

It's not rape if you have your fingers crossed.

It's not rape if you genuinely believed it was opposites day.

It's not rape if you say no as well.

ThePope

11-11-2006, 09:51 PM

It's not rape if she penetrates you.
It's not rape if you mouth-kiss her.
It's not rape if she is under 10.
It's not rape if she is dead.

xyzman123

11-11-2006, 10:48 PM

It's not rape if its in the butt

svenson_26

11-11-2006, 10:49 PM

Its not rape if you use a condom.
Its not rape if you call back the next day.
Its not rape if its butsecks:boink:

MooCowzRock

11-12-2006, 12:17 AM

Its not rape if you spent over $100 on her that night...

(Which reminds me of a friend that spent about 350 dollars on a girl in a single night during prom and didnt get shit back...)

I SNAKED YOU

11-12-2006, 12:34 AM

It's not rape if you're drunker then her.
It's not rape if hes a guy.
It's not rape if shes sober.

deadinthehead

11-12-2006, 12:57 AM

its notrape if its your friends mom

MooCowzRock

11-12-2006, 01:38 AM

It's not rape if you say you're sorry...

LBJ23

11-12-2006, 01:57 AM

It's not rape if you kill her

MooCowzRock

11-12-2006, 02:03 AM

Its not rape if....she kills herself...
...she takes a shower....
...she tells someone about it right afterward...

evil joe

11-12-2006, 02:12 AM

It's not rape if she has sex with you willingly.

Haha! Ha! Hahaha!

Oh wait. That isn't funny. It's true.

Looks like I phail.

ThePope

11-12-2006, 02:14 AM

It's not rape if you rape Evil Joe

deadinthehead

11-12-2006, 02:27 AM

its not rape if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off

MattyB

11-12-2006, 02:55 AM

It's not rape if she screams.

Squeezymo

11-12-2006, 03:48 AM

She can't say no if her mouth is gagged.
If not rape if she shouts "yes!" in the middle of it.
It's not rape if you're Kobe

ThePope

11-12-2006, 04:14 AM

It's not rape if you are a robot sent back in time to forcibly penetrate women.
It's not rape if you are a demon with penis-like tentacles.

deadinthehead

11-12-2006, 04:33 AM

its not rape if you dont remember it the next day

MooCowzRock

11-12-2006, 04:39 AM

its not rape if you dont remember it the next day

damn, thats a good one...

Squeezymo

11-12-2006, 04:46 AM

It's not rape if you say "just kidding" within 3 seconds of topping off

xyzman123

11-12-2006, 12:48 PM

Its not rape if you lose your virginity
Its not rape if SHE loses her virginity
Its not rape if there was no gun
its not rape if she doesnt call the police
Its not rape if it was me

DarcSystems

11-12-2006, 12:54 PM

It's not rape if she doesn't know it.

It's not rape if her mom says it's alright.

It's not rape if they're not old enough to tell anyone.

Deep Cover

11-12-2006, 02:13 PM

It's not rape if you put the 'sensual' back in consensual.

GALLIENVS AVG

11-12-2006, 02:55 PM

It's not rape if she is dead.

That was gonna be mine! It reminds me of those 3 teens or w/e that were going to dig up that dead girl and rape her... Fucking crazy.

MooCowzRock

11-12-2006, 04:55 PM

Its not rape if you play barry mantilo in the background...

Mattjam

11-12-2006, 07:51 PM

It's not rape if you ask nicely.
It's not rape if it's MooCowzRock that was a sexual offer
It's not rape if she didn't cum.

Spank666

11-12-2006, 07:57 PM

Its not rape if she isnt wearing shoes.

xyzman123

11-12-2006, 07:58 PM

Its not rape if she's dressed up as Ronald McDonald
Its not rape if you slide a Visa credit card up her ass

Allergic

11-12-2006, 08:46 PM

It's not rape if its you weren't given the B-Pep seal of approval.

Its not rape if you mistook the sign language for 'stop' for a handjob gesture.

Mattjam

11-12-2006, 09:00 PM

It's not rape if you have a good lawyer.
It's not rape if you blame the nearest black guy. if you are the nearset black guy, then you're fucked

Sobe

11-12-2006, 10:11 PM

My favourite one ever has to be:

It's not rape if enough of you vote for it.

silverspade14

11-12-2006, 10:29 PM

It's not rape if shes covered in mayonaise.

svenson_26

11-12-2006, 11:21 PM

Its not rape if its your sister.

Squeezymo

11-12-2006, 11:42 PM

It's not rape if you thought you heard yes

deadinthehead

11-12-2006, 11:51 PM

its not rape if you thought she wanted a rape fantasy

be tthat wouldhold up in court

but judge she told me she was into that sick shit

MiKe

11-13-2006, 12:12 AM

It's not rape if....
she's unconscious
she's retarded or brain-dead/damaged
she's under 14
she has any STD's

MooCowzRock

11-13-2006, 12:17 AM

If its in your religion....
If in your own made up language, "no" means "yes..."

Squeezymo

11-13-2006, 12:40 AM

It's not rape if she's ugly

It's not rape if you pay her (slip a one in her pocket)

It's not rape if a guy says no to a chick

sedriss

11-15-2006, 01:43 AM

It's not rape if you're deaf and cant hear her say "No".

edit: Oh, and it's not rape unless you're Brian Peppers.

BlazingAsian

11-15-2006, 01:29 PM

its not rape if no one discovers it.

Squeezymo

11-15-2006, 03:56 PM

It's not rape if you can do it in less than a minute

joeythedavis

11-15-2006, 04:38 PM

it's not rape if it's your dad and you pretend youre sleeping through it

evilmittens

11-15-2006, 05:02 PM

Rape jokes are about as funny as nigger and jew jokes.

evil joe

11-15-2006, 08:12 PM

Rape jokes are about as funny as nigger and jew jokes.

Haha! He said "nigger"!

BFIGHTER

11-15-2006, 08:56 PM

It's not rape if it was bad.

ThePope

11-15-2006, 09:02 PM

Its not rape if you use your fist
Its not rape if you are a rich black man
Its not rape if are gay

deadinthehead

11-15-2006, 09:35 PM

Haha! He said "nigger"!

ha nugga

10nigs

acdcrulsthecoop

11-16-2006, 12:34 AM

It's not rape if you can do it in less than a minute

thats good news for me!

its not rape if she bleeds

moldy_hair

11-16-2006, 12:48 AM

It's not rape if you go down on her for nothing in return.

It's not rape if it's your conjoined twin.......then it's masturbation!

It's not rape if she's in a coma.

It's not rape if you bring her out of her coma in the process. That makes you a hero!

Squeezymo

11-16-2006, 01:55 AM

FsB_BeN

11-16-2006, 03:49 AM

Its not rape if shes not breathing.........

glytch

11-16-2006, 02:13 PM

It's not "rape" if you don't speak english.

Squeezymo

11-16-2006, 05:13 PM

It's not rape if she doesn't speak english

Allergic

11-16-2006, 06:21 PM

It's not rape if you're Johnny English

Mattjam

11-16-2006, 10:16 PM

This is my 600th post.
EDIT: w00t, 600th POST!!11!!!!111one!!1(one)11!

LBJ23

11-16-2006, 10:19 PM

I wonder... can a person consent to rape?

Mattjam

11-16-2006, 10:22 PM

I wonder... can a person consent to rape?

If they consent to it then it's not rape;)

deadinthehead

11-17-2006, 12:23 AM

If they consent to it then it's not rape;)

you tell that to the video where a girl signs a paper then two guys hog tie her and rape her painfully

Squeezymo

11-17-2006, 12:26 AM

It's not rape if ur gay

deadinthehead

11-17-2006, 12:35 AM

its not rape if her bf says i can do it

Its not rape if she blinks twice for "yes".

Squeezymo

11-17-2006, 01:07 AM

It's not rape if you can bring a doctor's note

WolfVonNiflheim

11-17-2006, 12:57 PM

It's not rape if you're not Brian Pepper

louis117

11-17-2006, 09:56 PM

It's not rape if you have a permission from your mom.

evil joe

11-18-2006, 03:38 AM

It's not rape if the song Eye of the Tiger is playing in the background. Then it's a montage.

bigun15

11-18-2006, 03:57 AM

It's not rape if her friends are watching and let you do it.

ThePope

11-18-2006, 04:40 AM

It's not rape if you propose to her afterwards.

Zuken

11-19-2006, 12:51 AM

its not rape if i say it isnt. if anyone has a problem, i'll rape them

John Galt

11-19-2006, 01:01 AM

It's not rape if the O RLY owl is involved.

magickid123

11-19-2006, 04:28 PM

its not rape if you do what you want

Amadeus

11-19-2006, 04:30 PM

It's not rape if you rape someone without actually raping them.

Squeezymo

11-20-2006, 03:28 PM

It's not rape if 67% of ebaumers polled that "she would have done it if she weren't drunk"

400exXx

11-20-2006, 06:29 PM

It's not rape if you rape her.

TheCheat

11-20-2006, 06:41 PM

It's not rape if you didn't see her nipples.

sedriss

11-20-2006, 09:07 PM

It's not rape if you're not Brian Pepper

I already said that :mad:

LBJ23

11-20-2006, 09:12 PM

It's not rape if everyone ran out of ideas.

Mattjam

11-20-2006, 09:13 PM

It's not rape if you found LBJ23's sig.

LBJ23

11-20-2006, 09:41 PM

It's not rape if you found LBJ23's sig.

That's the second time you found it. Damn

BigFrank

11-21-2006, 03:37 AM

It's not rape if you're a magician, then it's magical.

Mattjam

11-21-2006, 04:56 PM

That's the second time you found it. Damn

It's not hard.
For all of you others who are having trouble finding his sig, there's a spoiler below.

I'm serious!

I'm seriously gonna tell you!

Why wont anybody believe me? I'm super serial!

There's white text below this that holds the nerve racking answer!
highlite his sig

EDIT: I found it again!

Stryks

11-21-2006, 07:37 PM

It's not rape if it isn't Tuesday.

Squeezymo

11-22-2006, 02:52 PM

^lol

It's not rape if you have over 2,000 posts

godlytorturous1

11-23-2006, 05:59 PM

its not rape if you have a monkey on/for your balls

Detacht69

11-23-2006, 11:18 PM

It's not rape if she is under 10.

HAHAH SIGGED

evil joe

11-24-2006, 01:09 AM

HAHAH SIGGED
HAHAH SIGGED
__________________
HAHAH SIGGED

Mattjam

11-24-2006, 01:23 PM

HAHAH SIGGED
__________________

HAHAH SIGGED
am i too late?

xyzman123

11-24-2006, 03:47 PM

HAHAH SIGGED

HAHAH SIGGED

evil joe

11-25-2006, 12:17 AM

I didn't really sig it! Lawl! It was a trap!

It isn't rape if she's related to you.

xyzman123

11-25-2006, 12:43 AM

Y'know, I like having that there. I'm keepin it :)

It's not rape if its at Burger King
It's not rape if you only have half a dick.
It's not rape if your from the KKK
It's not rape if its KramerOr maybe it is

deadinthehead

11-25-2006, 01:57 PM

its not rape if you thought she was a monkey

Squeezymo

11-26-2006, 01:52 AM

It's not rape if she raped you first!

It's not rape if you take her to breakfast afterwards

SmoothKnight

11-28-2006, 01:55 PM

its not rape if its helen keller im going to hell..
its not rape if she was bending over
its not rape if she was doing the laundry
its not rape if she was wet

John Galt

11-28-2006, 02:30 PM

It's not rape if she doesn't have arms or legs.

Squeezymo

11-28-2006, 04:15 PM

It's not rape if you are Borat

rob313

11-28-2006, 07:18 PM

Its not rape if you say you didnt rape anyone

deadinthehead

12-01-2006, 01:46 AM

Its not rape if you say you didnt rape anyone

the first stage is denial

but de nile is a river in egypt

Squeezymo

12-01-2006, 02:20 AM

It's not rape if you're in Egypt!!!

End women's suffrage!

deadinthehead

12-01-2006, 02:24 AM

its not rape if they sign a consent form

in america women get to choose who they are raped by

Squeezymo

12-02-2006, 03:52 AM

It's not rape at all.

It's suprise sex!

deadinthehead

12-02-2006, 10:14 PM

its not rape if your friend puts peanut butter on his balls and makes you lick it off

thats just a day in the life

edit:sigged

It's not rape at all.

It's suprise sex!

Squeezymo

12-03-2006, 02:07 PM

nice!

Why is rape so funny?

Owned

12-03-2006, 10:03 PM

it's not rape if she has an STD

paranoia

12-03-2006, 10:20 PM

It's not rape if you do it when their playschool is done for the day.

bryan1623

12-03-2006, 11:14 PM

It's not rape if... she is from east L.A.

Fuxx Furlong

12-03-2006, 11:30 PM

It’s not rape if you are £337 and she doesn’t understand 73h £337Šþ34җ.

paranoia

12-03-2006, 11:34 PM

it's not rape if you have a handwritten letter fully explaining that it is ok for you to follow through with such gestures signed by a parent/guardian.