Stupid answers to random questions!

[poop100]

the title says all here is the first question


Whats a hypotenuse?

[Mattjam]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hypotenuse
Need I say more?

[xyzman123]

Nah, I'd rather pie

WTFOMGBBQHAX???

[qwertydino90210]

why is the keyboard set up the way it is

[dudeinanigloo]

why is the keyboard set up the way it is
The letters on the keyboard are placed according to frequency of use in an average piece of writing. This is to ensure that all your fingers get used equally, and not just the ones in... oh, wait. I was supposed to give a stupid answer. :p

Why is the Earth round?

[poop100]

Because your fatness inpoded the earth that way and made the earth that way somehow.

Can elephants jump?

[Squeezymo]

Because if the earth were any other shape it would be harder for God to play with after he kills us all.

Why do dogs walk in circles before they lay down?

[poop100]

Because if the earth were any other shape it would be harder for God to play with after he kills us all.

Why do dogs walk in circles before they lay down?


The turning of the dog makes the earths rotation temporarely slower so they have more time for sleep


How do they get the tiny ball in the notch in ball-point pens

[Squeezymo]

they use a mouse testicle. They put it in while it's mushy then you show it a picture of mouse porn until it gets hard.

Why does frozen food taste so shitty?

[poop100]

Because you shat in it

Where do babies come from?

[psychotic n00b]

the stork silly.

why did all the dinosaurs die?

[evil joe]

At the time of the dinosaurs I was living peacefully on Venus. I then looked through my new telescope that I bought from a planet-to-planet salesman and saw all the dinosaurs having a fun time on Earth. I felt lonely being on Venus all by my lonesome. So I jumped to Earth and asked the dinosaurs if I could join them. They called me a fag so I went back out into space, caught a comet, and threw it at Earth.

Who invented the paperclip?

[detinith]

god needed shit to test your faith.

whys there a burning effigy of kramer outside the naacp headquarters?

[LBJ23]

At the time of the dinosaurs I was living peacefully on Venus. I then looked through my new telescope that I bought from a planet-to-planet salesman and saw all the dinosaurs having a fun time on Earth. I felt lonely being on Venus all by my lonesome. So I jumped to Earth and asked the dinosaurs if I could join them. They called me a fag so I went back out into space, caught a comet, and threw it at Earth.

Who invented the paperclip?


Jonas E Clip


Why is the world round?

[bryan1623]

Why is the world round?

Wasn't this question already answered?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Octopussy]

When I rub my dick, white stuff spurts out. Why?

[c-money]

Because if it was yellow someone might think you were peeing

Why are most people right handed?

[dudeinanigloo]

When I rub my dick, white stuff spurts out. Why?
Why did you fail to answer the question assigned to you?

I'll answer it for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was being chased by a coyote.

Why are most people right handed?
Because most people masturbate with their left.


Why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

[godlytorturous1]

Why did you fail to answer the question assigned to you?

I'll answer it for you.


It was being chased by a coyote.


Because most people masturbate with their left.


Why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

because G.W.Bush helped name them..(in all his linguistical glory...)


why do bulls in rodeos get so angry?

[rob313]

Why is the Earth round?


who said it was round?

[Victor Franko]

why do bulls in rodeos get so angry?

They've always been like that.

Who took a shit on the coats?

[Squeezymo]

The chicken was emo and a car was coming.

Why do people go emo?

[Mattjam]

Because Imma' Chargin' mah lazor!!!!111one!!!!!exclamationpoint!111

Why am I not Afirin' mah lazor!!!111!!!!one!!!!?

[Squeezymo]

cuz I got dem hands.

Why don't you got dem hands?

[LBJ23]

Cuz its cold

Why do Cleveland sports teams suck so bad?

[dudeinanigloo]

Why do Cleveland sports teams suck so bad?
Because all their base are belong to him (http://www.forbes.com/lists/2006/33/333426.html).

(Note the pun in the above sentence.)

Why does eBaum's World Sucks Sucks Sucks suck?

[godlytorturous1]

because donkeys invaded and made it.


who reely murdered Kennedy?

[Squeezymo]

a hick

Why didn't America just let the South seceed?

[godlytorturous1]

a hick

Why didn't America just let the South seceed?

because the north bribed em.

why is your elbow-to-wrist measurement in correlation to your foot size, which is in correlation to other things...?

[korvus]

because the north bribed em.

why is your elbow-to-wrist measurement in correlation to your foot size, which is in correlation to other things...?

Because if it was your hip-to-knee you wouldn't need a boat to cross the sea, would you?

Why is the cow's shit so good to fertilize the fields?

[godlytorturous1]

Because if it was your hip-to-knee you wouldn't need a boat to cross the sea, would you?

Why is the cow's shit so good to fertilize the fields?

because they use steak in it, extra rare, so the mud has a good meal!

why do people get randy over boobs?

[Squeezymo]

Why don't people get randy over boobs?

Wait... Why don't people get randy over boobs?

[LBJ23]

Cuz they're gay

How many licks to the center of a blowpop?

[c-money]

129

Why would you lick a blowpop?

[:tom:]

129

Why would you lick a blowpop?

because if you blow on a blowpop you are classed as a homosexual in some places in the world.


What is a black man?

[poop100]

A man thats brown but for some reason we say hes black.


Why would they make a doll that acully shits itself?

[Squeezymo]

How else would you give it a Dirty Sanchez?

Why do cats taste so good?

[kim_cannabis]

why isnt the legal drinking age...18?

[JuliaAguilar]

Because kids are too stupid to be responsible drinkers when they're 18.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

[kingofallmedia]

it's never been done

what's the next ad to replace mate1?

[Rapex]

it's never been done

what's the next ad to replace mate1?

mate 2. I'm so clever


Why can't I get a girlfriend?

[gatorpatric0]

Because you touch yourself at night.

When are you going to buy me prem?

[JuliaAguilar]

When you give me $25.00

What's the point of timezones, really?

[evil joe]

When you give me $25.00

What's the point of timezones, really?

Before the adoption of time zones, people used local solar time (originally apparent solar time, as with a sundial; and, later, mean solar time). Mean solar time is the average over a year of apparent solar time. Its difference from apparent solar time is the equation of time. This became increasingly awkward as railways and telecommunications improved, because clocks differed between places by an amount corresponding to the difference in their geographical longitude, which was usually not a convenient number. This problem could be solved by synchronizing the clocks in all localities, but then in many places the local time would differ markedly from the solar time to which people are accustomed. Time zones are thus a compromise, relaxing the complex geographic dependence while still allowing local time to approximate the mean solar time.

What do you get when you slice open a baby?

[LBJ23]

An erection

Do you know the muffin man?

[psychotic n00b]

yes i know the muffin man.

will the vikings ever win a superbowl?

[h2o polo player]

the vikings are extinct, now all we have to settle for is sharpanova (or however u spell that fucking hot tennis players name)

y do canadians say "eh" a lot

[JuliaAguilar]

Before the adoption of time zones, people used local solar time (originally apparent solar time, as with a sundial; and, later, mean solar time). Mean solar time is the average over a year of apparent solar time. Its difference from apparent solar time is the equation of time. This became increasingly awkward as railways and telecommunications improved, because clocks differed between places by an amount corresponding to the difference in their geographical longitude, which was usually not a convenient number. This problem could be solved by synchronizing the clocks in all localities, but then in many places the local time would differ markedly from the solar time to which people are accustomed. Time zones are thus a compromise, relaxing the complex geographic dependence while still allowing local time to approximate the mean solar time.

What do you get when you slice open a baby?
******* Ghost post *******

Wow, I wasn't expecting such a serious answer to my question.

[Genious]

the vikings are extinct, now all we have to settle for is sharpanova (or however u spell that fucking hot tennis players name)

y do canadians say "eh" a lot

Because if they said "B" everyone would be running around swatting at the air.

Why do kangaroos punch people?

[Squeezymo]

Because if they kicked people, their arms would eventually evolve off, and they wouldn't be able to jerk it.

Does yo chain hang lo?

[The_Bosh]

Because if they kicked people, their arms would eventually evolve off, and they wouldn't be able to jerk it.

Does yo chain hang lo?


No, but sometimes it will wobble to and fro


If you had access to a mongoose, what would you use it for?

[Eksta C]

No, but sometimes it will wobble to and fro


If you had access to a mongoose, what would you use it for?

To sharpen the tip of my bellend.

If sweet potatoes are sweet, What are runner beans?

[Genious]

Beans that give you the runs.

Why is milk white?

[Eksta C]

Beans that give you the runs.

Why is milk white?

Because the guy accross the street always tweeks his nipples as he spies on me rise naked from my bed every morning.


Why do men have nipples?

[Genious]

Because the guy accross the street always tweeks his nipples as he spies on me rise naked from my bed every morning.


Why do men have nipples?

So they can feel more womanly if they decide to become gay.

Why is the Jolly Green Giant so jolly?

[Squeezymo]

When vegetables get erections they turn unripe, so they are stiff and green


When is Jesus coming back?

[Victor Franko]

^Hard to tell. The way the whole world is going to shit right now, I doubt he'll even bother coming back.

Who should we be more afraid of? Iran, North Korea, or someone else?

[Squeezymo]

We shouldn't be afraid at all.


Why do gay guys have to have buttsecks?

[ftbllplr]

We shouldn't be afraid at all.


Why do gay guys have to have buttsecks?

Because they can't have vagsecks.


Does your mom know your gay?

[JuliaAguilar]

No, but she knows that you are.

How much Pepsi could you drink without getting up to go to the bathroom, and not pissing yourself?

[Genious]

No, but she knows that you are.

How much Pepsi could you drink without getting up to go to the bathroom, and not pissing yourself?

Unlimited. I can just piss outside in the bushes.

Where's Waldo?

[poop100]

Up my ass.


Whats a vagina?

[dudeinanigloo]

The capital city of Saskatchewan.

Why do men have nipples?

[moldy_hair]

Decoration.


Why did smoking kill my father......... and rape my mother?

[Genious]

Decoration.


Why did smoking kill my father......... and rape my mother?

Smoke does not discriminate between life and death. To smoke, they are the same. Your brother underestimated the power of smoke.

What happens when you die?

[evil joe]

You stop living.

What is in the center of the Earth?

[JuliaAguilar]

A Tootsie Roll, just like a Tootsie Pop. Duh.

Where do socks go when you can't find them after getting your clothes out of the dryer?

[Squeezymo]

The Sock Market

Where are my keys?

[SIKKENT]

in my bumhole

why are asian people good at maths??

[Squeezymo]

Compensation

did I spell compensation right?

[poop100]

Me not know

What is the best brand of diapers for me to wear?

[deadinthehead]

depends
see what i did there?
why do balls always itch

[Glock Guy]

herpes

if storkes bring babies where do stork babies come from

[ooeyek]

the dead sea.

is the mind a physical thing?

[poop100]

Yeah its that little man that lives in your ass.


Pie?

[Mattjam]

No thanks, I just ate.

1 or 0?

[Quikshot73]

0, nonexistence is better.

When in rome...?

[drift]

Kill as many Itailians as possible then go to France and kill all of them + 834329857234 jews × 20 +pppppp LOLOL FUCK


Why is Cananda the suck.

[Quikshot73]

The maple leaf.

Do you care that Jimmy cracked corn?

[evil joe]

To tell you the truth, I don't give a damn.

Do you have a name for your penis? If so, what is it?

[dudeinanigloo]

Do you have a name for your penis? If so, what is it?
Mary.

Do you believe in Dog?

[Rapex]

I believe in D-O-double-G! It's Snoop Dogg!


Boxers or briefs?

[L1mp_3rection]

I believe in D-O-double-G! It's Snoop Dogg!


Boxers or briefs?

Testicle clamps

Why is the sky blue?

[ThePope#15]

Because my cat farted.

How long is a peice of string?

[Quikshot73]

as long as ThePope wants it to be.

why are pocket watches so slick (i got a blue/green relic for christmas)

[Hankishin]

So that it'll be easier to shove up your ass.

Why are nads hairy?

[Rootraz]

the hair serves as a powersheild against the evil robot QUARGON

Why do they call em' fingers? (i never seen em' fing)

[poop100]

You do see a fing its over to the far left


Why does pie taste so magnificintly excelent?

[Hankishin]

You do see a fing its over to the far left


Why does pie taste so magnificintly excelent?

Cuz yo daddy porked it before you ate it.

Why does robitussin work so well?

[.Communist]

Cuz yo daddy porked it before you ate it.

Why does robitussin work so well?

Because its made from the blood of Mexicans.

IF the Sky is blue, and the ocean is blue, what would happen if land was also a shade of blue?

[poop100]

Then everything would be blue and we couldn't see evrything beause everything is blue then we would claw our eyes out and die




Why do I fart every ten seconds?

[Spank666]

Then everything would be blue and we couldn't see evrything beause everything is blue then we would claw our eyes out and die




Why do I fart every ten seconds?

Beats shitting in your pants every ten seconds.

How much ham could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck ham?

[poop100]

17



Whhy are fat people fat?

[Squeezymo]

Because they ain't skinny


If I show you mine, will you show me yours?

[JuliaAguilar]

No. There are some things even the Lord doesn't need to see. :lol:

How many pairs of scissors would you eat before drinking an ice cold beer?

[MossXY]

No. There are some things even the Lord doesn't need to see. :lol:

How many pairs of scissors would you eat before drinking an ice cold beer?

0


i got no mouth from last time.


if jesus was god? why did he not kno his time of returning?

[Rootraz]

because god is imaginary (http://godisimaginary.com/)

why do the wolves run south at night?

[MossXY]

because god is imaginary (http://godisimaginary.com/)

why do the wolves run south at night?

to catch the Mr.sanchez who kept on stealing quarters from america, so he can feed his family in mexico.

poor guy.


why do we always wait for the last minute to compleate tasks. etc.

[viper025]

why do we always wait for the last minute to compleate tasks. etc.

because you can't spell


why do the birds and bees want to have sex with each other? :ohnoes:

[exaclty_vague]

Because birds need a little prick, and bees like diggin in them tail feathers.


If a centipede wants to kick another cenetipede in the shins, does it do it one leg at a time, or all 100 in one shot?

[ramstein]

If a centipede wants to kick another cenetipede in the shins, does it do it one leg at a time, or all 100 in one shot?

It does it with 99 legs at a time, and it uses the last leg to feel the other cenetipede's penis.

Why do men have bigger hands than women ?

[JuliaAguilar]

They need a larger object to jack off with.

What's the point of leg hair, really?

[MiKe]

So it gives women something to do in the shower.


Why are there all those blank pages at the beginning/end of a novel?

[Hankishin]

So it gives women something to do in the shower.


Why are there all those blank pages at the beginning/end of a novel?

So that you can wank off and leave your spew in there for keepsake.

Why does spew taste so bad?

[Frostdaddy]

Because it's digested food and stomach acid.



Why do women get the multiple orgasms? WTF God? I thought you were on our side.

[viper025]

Because it's digested food and stomach acid.



Why do women get the multiple orgasms? WTF God? I thought you were on our side.

cause they think about someone else while they're having sex with you



Why dont girls have 3 boobs

[MiKe]

Because if there were 3, men would have a hard time figuring out which pair to put his dick between. With 2 it's nice and easy.


Why do monkeys have those awesomely cool feet-hands and we don't?

[Miroudias]

The letters on the keyboard are placed according to frequency of use in an average piece of writing. This is to ensure that all your fingers get used equally, and not just the ones in... oh, wait. I was supposed to give a stupid answer. :p

The keys were also set up in alphabetic order when first "released" on typewriters. That was changed due to the fact that woman were found not to be able to comprehend the layout...

[Danner]

Why do they call it a boxing ring, when it is actually a square?

[SmoothKnight]

the same reason that they call it a skating rink, other than a skating place



why are there teeth in my gf vagina? :squint:

[midevilwarrior]

and old person ate her out and lost teeth in there

so if in the pokeman world, all of the animals are pokemen. if they have to eat meat...what animal is the tastiest?

[ooeyek]

charizard OBV!!11

is hulk hogan actually a CIA spy working for the Russians?

[poop100]

Sure why not?!

Where do babies come from??

[evil joe]

Mordor.

Where don't babies come from?

[JuliaAguilar]

Hopefully, 99% percent of the members on this forum. :lol:

Why is poop brown?

[Osama Bin Laden]

Becuase your supposed to hate it like you hate brown people


Why isnt JDH a lesbo?

[Poser Park]

Becuase your supposed to hate it like you hate brown people


Why isnt JDH a lesbo?

Because she couldn't get a guy, even the ugly ones.

What is the 10 string theory?

[JuliaAguilar]

I don't fucking know.

How could you mis-read the last question, to think that it asked why I am a lesbo as opposed to why I am not? (:lol:)

[TrueDrew]

He was so excited to make fun of you that when he saw your initials he quickly tried to be funny.

What is sex?

[evil joe]

Surgical Excretion Xylophone?

What do you predict the future will be like?

[ooeyek]

a giant orgy with all teh sexee laydeez

who IS goatse?

[exaclty_vague]

Goatse isn't a person, it's an entity filled with life enabling energy that lives inside us ALL.


Why would someone stick all four fingers in their ass and stretch it out? How big could his b/f wang be? Why does goatse have a wedding band on?

[ooeyek]

Because he's obviously secretly gay but married. Which is why you don't see his face so his wife won't beat the shit out of him when he gets home.

What is after death?

[deadinthehead]

Goatse isn't a person, it's an entity filled with life enabling energy that lives inside us ALL.

dont you mean that we all could live inside?

well it would be nice and warm

[Scoop]

Kinda Stupid but somewhat funny

[dudeinanigloo]

Wow, way to gravedig and hijack at the same time. :squint:
Stupid n00bs...

What is after death?
3-way buttsechs with God and Satan for all eternity.

Why the hell do I have a Mac?

[poop100]

Because your fat. BUY A PC NOW!!!!!!

Why did someone make tubgirl?

[xena]

Why do we breadth in oxygen :rollseyes and why with nose?:uhoh:

[Donahue2]

Why do we breadth in oxygen :rollseyes and why with nose?:uhoh:

You'll be dead soon anyways, you don't need to worry about the answer to that.

Why are albino Negros so fucking hot?

[Eksta C]

You'll be dead soon anyways, you don't need to worry about the answer to that.

Why are albino Negros so fucking hot?

Its the pheromones + The squirrel tail like tuff of hair covering anal gateway.

Why does why mean why?

[Emokiller9]

Its the pheromones + The squirrel tail like tuff of hair covering anal gateway.

Why does why mean why?

why else but why? why wouldn't why mean why?

What happens when you shit on a plate and microwave it?

[motherbrain]

trust me its just like chocolate mousse
why cant i be someones noob?

[Eksta C]

trust me its just like chocolate mousse
why cant i be someones noob?

Because your bellend looks like a smashed acorn.

Acorns are smashed, bellends are resembled, but why oh why was your mother dissembled?

[Donahue2]

Because your bellend looks like a smashed acorn.

Acorns are smashed, bellends are resembled, but why oh why was your mother dissembled?

Because of DEEEEZ NUTZZ!

Why is your iPod up your ass?

[JuliaAguilar]

So that when I fart, I can hear music at the same time.

How the hell was Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer born with a fucking lightbulb nose?

[Hankishin]

So that when I fart, I can hear music at the same time.

How the hell was Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer born with a fucking lightbulb nose?

Mama deer was masturbating with chrismas lights.


Why do manual shavers need batteries?

[dudeinanigloo]

Mama deer was masturbating with chrismas lights.

Why do manual shavers need batteries?
The micro-pulses created by the tiny electric motor raise the hair on the consumer's skin, thereby causing them to experience a closer, more comfortable shave.

Complete bullshit, eh?

Why am I still out of bed?

[ShadowX.]

because you live in an igloo


what would happen if you got hit by a big dildo?

[Eksta C]

because you live in an igloo


what would happen if you got hit by a big dildo?

The weight and size of the dildo will determin damage, but on your average size "Black Knight" (10",4" Gurth) a full blow to the head will leave you foaming from the ass, not only that but few days on, side effects may come through such as - Sudden urge's to headbutt woman in the genitalia, Extreme case of the shivers & Thursh.

Does anyone have any of their own remidies to abolish crabs from the pubic tuff's?

[Hankishin]

Does anyone have any of their own remidies to abolish crabs from the pubic tuff's?

WTF?




WTF?

[MidgetHunter]

Does anyone have any of their own remidies to abolish crabs from the pubic tuff's?

Use a weed wacker.
Why do I fuck midgets on a webcam for profit?

[The True Master]

because a midget raped you when you were a child


what would happen if a giraffe threw up?

[JuliaAguilar]

I imagine his throat would be very sore afterwards.

If the entire world were covered with yellow snow, who/what would have been responsible?

[Est Chic]

I lost control of my massive penis, and they blamed the piss flood on global warming

How many white female celebrities does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[TrueDrew]

None of them know how to.

Why is Sup Bro such a fag?

[MidgetHunter]

Because every weight lifter has a dark secret.
Why do trannys love to lip sync?

[Eksta C]

Because every weight lifter has a dark secret.
Why do trannys love to lip sync?

They have to, Large pricks being stabbed down the throat does the voice box no good, no good at all.

If sweet pea's are sweet, and runner beans are bitter, why did Michael Jackson dangle baby Blanket from a balcony?

[Est Chic]

Cause he butt fucked him and was planning to make his death look like an accident.

What is the best way to cook your freinds?

[muffinsrock]

to cross the road duh

why do we have hair

[muffinsrock]

Wasn't this question already answered?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

he was horny


why is white called white

[MoonCakePenguin]

crayola named it

why pop-windows keep poppin out?

[Karii311]

i alwayz wondered that

[gators#1]

nice goin u ruined it


what movie is my avy from?

[ColdWaXX]

Is it varsity Blues or something like that?

[P0iletTaper]

Is it varsity Blues or something like that?

Nah, I could have sworn it was varisty blues

Am I right?

[ColdWaXX]

I think we're right. I dunno man I think its varsity.

[MoonCakePenguin]

Nah, I could have sworn it was varisty blues

Am I right?

I guess u'r right

why did we stop askin questions?

:help:

[Madthief]

Because you're all homo's.

Seeings as how I'm not a homo, why do telephones taste so bad?

[Tyrone Biggums]

cuz u don't put mustard on it

Who is Mike Jones?

[poop100]

Hes the guy who is Mike Jones.


Why?

[MoonCakePenguin]

Why not

who invented "SMILEYS"?

[YoungLink]

Bill Gates.

Why is the Elmer's Glue mascot a cow?

[Hankishin]

Bill Gates.

Why is the Elmer's Glue mascot a cow?

Dude, that's Elmer's wife.



Why are porcupines called porcupines?

[Tyrone Biggums]

becasue they are porky

why does popeye have bulbous forearms?

[YoungLink]

Because they are tumors. (I had to say it because they said it in Family Guy)

Who is Arthur Read's sister?

[Tyrone Biggums]

a girl

why do men love titties?

[Bicepto]

Because the constiution orbitation of the galatical flux is off balance 1/3rd a degree and cause solar modulal effects to the brain

[Tyrone Biggums]

cause they are fucking idiots who can't read thread titles

Why are all the really hot girls porn stars?

[Hankishin]

Cuz the ugly one's didn't make it to the cut.

Why is the sky blue?

[Tyrone Biggums]

because you touch yourself at night

why is nothing i say sig worthy?

[evil joe]

lol sig'd!

What the hell was God thinking when he made the platypus?
__________________

why is nothing i say sig worthy?

^^Not rly sig'd

[MoonCakePenguin]

He drank some tequila 'coz He got sick with wine. Then, God made love with Mother Earth. After sex, God shoot his love juice on Mother Earth's Mount Everest. The love juice evolved to a platypus.

Why women love spankin?

[Tyrone Biggums]

because there ass needs punishment
(i was sigged!)

why do we laugh at things that shouldn't be laughed at?

[LBJ23]

Because you werent actually sigged you postwhore retard

Why are there so many noobs?

[MoonCakePenguin]

they just keep on comin..

Do we recycle used toilet paper?

[Tyrone Biggums]

Becasue we use it to make chocolate

Don't make fun of me because i'm special.....

Why do i wish i had chicken?

[LBJ23]

Yes

Why do you constantly post?

[Tyrone Biggums]

because i can

whats your problem?

[evil joe]

He has sand in his vagina.

What is in the center of the sun?

[Tyrone Biggums]

The holy grail filled with Twinkies

Why isn't pluto a planet?

[MoonCakePenguin]

an orange

Do i get paid when i fill out surveys?

[Tyrone Biggums]

Yes it goes directly to the goverment though

Am i dead?

[LBJ23]

You get paid in yen which is basically worthless

Its not a planet cuz its small


Why did i answer two questions?



Edit: awww tyrone you stole all my glory

[MoonCakePenguin]

i guess u are... still postin

why are we busy in EBW?

[MoonCakePenguin]

You get paid in yen which is basically worthless

Its not a planet cuz its small


Why did i answer two questions?



Edit: awww tyrone you stole all my glory

i dunno.. ppl here are so fast

who invented candles?

[Hankishin]

ear-wax collectors.

Who invented the mirror?

[MoonCakePenguin]

ppl who are obsessed with themselves

sometimes fart comes with poop, yes?

[Tyrone Biggums]

yes if the wind blows something out

is it possible to laugh so hard you cum?

[poop100]

i guess so.


Whats the deal with the cellophane S that superman throws at the bad guy in Superman 2?

[evil joe]

He's got dem hands.

Why doesn't this thread interest me anymore?

[deadinthehead]

He's got dem hands.

Why doesn't this thread interest me anymore?
becasue you forgot to charge your lazor before coming in

why are the same episode of the daily show and colbert report on like every two hours?

[dudeinanigloo]

Because your mom.

Why does my right wrist hurt so much?

[Tyrone Biggums]

b/c u beat off so much


Who is sick enough to create Tubgirl?

[JuliaAguilar]

About 95% of people on this forum.

If roses are red and violets are blue, then what color are the walls in my room?

[Hankishin]

We'll see once you invite me into your room <wink>

Who invented pick-up lines?

[xyzman123]

Richmond L Hernando

Where's Waldo?

[exaclty_vague]

He's clearly in your avatar.

Why do people care what the fuck waldo is doing, and where he is, the poor guy can't even rub one out with some one running in and announcing his location.

[poop100]

Its a fuckin book! Who cares?


What's 6 divided by 0?


OH SHI-

[xyzman123]

It's obviously 6 since its not being divided at all. Zero times. So 6/0=6.
lol, so simple, n00bs.

Why did Google change their name to Googe?

[deadinthehead]

they didnt the stem is the L
like this (http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/90278e51d1.gif)

why does anyone care?

[Boomer]

they didnt the stem is the L
like this (http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/90278e51d1.gif)

why does anyone care?

We don't. You just think we do.

Do I make you horny?

[Eksta C]

We don't. You just think we do.

Do I make you horny?

Usually, but seeing as I just tugged one out looking at amputee dwarf porn, I'm flacid.

The total number of bells in the vatican is 678, so who how many minor bells did MJ touch?

[Tyrone Biggums]

7:01 AM

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[poop100]

Shes held hostange in my house. I rape her ocasionally


Why do I poop too much?

[Tyrone Biggums]

because those are candy you are eating those are laxitives


why do i suck?

[JuliaAguilar]

Because you post too fucking much nub!

Why is it so terrible if you pee yourself?

[Zyklon-B]

Because it's not nice to show off in public.

What's this rash on my scrotum?

[ftbllplr]

I don't know, I can't see past the big blubbering vagina.


Whos got short shorts?

[Mattjam]

I've got short shorts.

How do I shot web?

[Osama Bin Laden]

Its me


why are not men be not anti femalists with female parts and not jungle book series 2 .,

[MoonCakePenguin]

huh?

huh?

[Hankishin]

penis?

Why is penis such a funny sounding word?

[Frostdaddy]

Cause you're gay? LOL?

What ever will I do with all of that junk?

[MoonCakePenguin]

whatever the junk ur talkin about, give it to the homeless... they might smoke it.. use it... make love w/ it...

why "bald" people exist?

[Wyld Chyld]

whatever the junk ur talkin about, give it to the homeless... they might smoke it.. use it... make love w/ it...

why "bald" people exist?

so they can wear cool hats

whats the differance between margerine and butter??

[korvus]

You can only notice in buttsecks.

Why do women piss themselves when they laugh?

[mikel513]

because they want to

when will the internet break?

[beardo]

because they want to

when will the internet break?

when Bertha sits on it.


Do cows sleepwalk, since they are already standing when sleeping?

[MoonCakePenguin]

YES! So we could milk 'em... coz when it's night time.. it's cold and their nipples are hard... that's the only time we could milk 'em

questions?

[poop100]

no


Why is aids funny?

[Hankishin]

cuz you're not. :P

Browse pics for free all you need is your zip code. Orly?

[exaclty_vague]

No, not orly.

I ate at the china buffet, why do my farts smell like a really good egg salad?

[MoonCakePenguin]

coz they dipped their bawls in the soup....

hey hey... am I noob still?

[brdispatch05]

yes, no one knows you.
Why does banana peels go from green to yellow to brown??

[poop100]

cuz thats banana poop.



What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[MoonCakePenguin]

eat it like u mean it...

why rainbow has different colors?

[I_Say_Nay!]

because if it were any other colors gays would think it was homophobic...

how much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[SIKKENT]

7

is this the ultimate noob post-booster??

[Hankishin]

sure, I'm up to 31 now.

Why do they call it Baskin 31?

[evil joe]

I thought it was called Baskin Robins.

Are you Haschishin, the guy that was in Rehab with me that one time? Your name seems similar, so I was just wondering. I tried to PM you, but you can't recieve PMs.

[Hankishin]

No, I'm Hanki Shin, no relation.

Who's Haschishin?

[MoonCakePenguin]

It's your shadow... if you touch urself, he touches you...

Did you do it for nookie? So, you could get a cookie?

[xyzman123]

Yea, I sticked it up my ass.

How much butt would a buttfuck fuck if a buttfuck could fuck butt?

[MoonCakePenguin]

Yea, I sticked it up my ass.

How much butt would a buttfuck fuck if a buttfuck could fuck butt?

ONE DUDE + ONE BUTT X F*CK / DIRTY WORDS + SPANKING = 1 DORRA


Do you guys love Supreme Pizza?

[exaclty_vague]

I'm all about pizza of the supreme level.

Is pineapple a real pizza topping?

Don't get me wrong a hawaiian pie is awesome, I'm just not convinced that pineapple belongs in the pizza topping division.

[psychotic n00b]

i fucking hate putting pineapples on pizza, but it is a real topping.

who the hell is that in your avatar?

[Hankishin]

What avatar?

Would you tap Dora the explorer?

[MoonCakePenguin]

Yeah meyn, I would like to tap her from behind... and say "Hi"

Why do we work so hard to earn money?

[Trevi626]

Yeah meyn, I would like to tap her from behind... and say "Hi"

Why do we work so hard to earn money?

Because money is what we all believe to be the center of the universe, what we need to live, what we need to satisfy all of our needs, and to pleasure those that cannot be pleasured through normal means. Money can buy objects, oh yes it can. But can money buy what is truly important? No, it cannot buy us happiness. This is what we are truly made for, to seek out happiness and to live a normal, and peaceful life together in harmony.

Or we work just to pay the fucking bills, buy food, and satisfy the kids and wife. There you go. Life's a bitch, aint it?

Why are iPod's spelled with a capital P? why not ipoD?