Unfortunate boxer

[brady_44]

A down on his luck boxer was desperate for money when he ran into Count Dracula in a dark alley.

"Dracula," the boxer said, "I'll do anything for a buck."

Dracula replied, "Well, I'm quite horny. Give me a blow job and I'll pay you $50."

.....so the boxer went down for the count.

[TheBeast]

Personally, I didn't find it funny, but it's a pretty good pun.

[Mattjam]

It took me a little while to get why they used the word "count", but when I did, I LOL'd.
Good post, and an original one, I think.

[Junkman]

Nice One. Took me a while.

[Squeezymo]

I sucked of a vampire once.... it's just like when a girl's on here period, tastes all rusty

[brady_44]

I sucked of a vampire once.... it's just like when a girl's on here period, tastes all rustyLOL funny but gross. Anyway, it wasn't original, but I can't remember where I heard it... just thought it was funny. Then again, it took me a while to think it was funny also.

[bigballs]

I still don't get it? Not sure.

[bigballs]

OH I get it now:

"down for the count"

had to read it over

HAHA!

[magickid123]

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[Mattjam]

I will put the post below this one in my sig for a week.
Then you get to brag about being sigged.

[ColdWaXX]

If this is sigged I will fart in your general direction.

[Mattjam]

I kept true to my word, will you keep true to yours?
You have until the 28th.

[evil joe]

If this is sigged I will fart in your general direction.

FTW?
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