brady_44
11-17-2006, 06:46 AM
So there is this farmer who doesn't have much except his three prized possesions he truly cares for. His BMW, an amazing horse, and a little baby chick. Although they are totally different, the horse and the chick over time become excellent friends, and they never leave each others side.
One day though, something bad happens. The horse had fallen into a big mud pit and couldn't get out. The chick didn't know what to do at first, but then remembered the farmers BMW. So he goes and gets the car, ties a rope to the horse, and pulls him out. The horse is extremely gratefull and tells the chick he would do anything for him.
They continue to go about their lives and are now closer than ever. Then, something awful happens again. This time the chick gets caught in the mud pit. The horse doesn't know what to do, but the farmer has gone to town and all vehicles are gone. He panics, but then thinks it through. He straddles the mud pit and tells the chick to grab his penis and he'll pull him out. The chick is very hesitant but doesn't know what else he could do so he grabs on and is pulled out. The moral of the story...
You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you are hung like a horse.
One day though, something bad happens. The horse had fallen into a big mud pit and couldn't get out. The chick didn't know what to do at first, but then remembered the farmers BMW. So he goes and gets the car, ties a rope to the horse, and pulls him out. The horse is extremely gratefull and tells the chick he would do anything for him.
They continue to go about their lives and are now closer than ever. Then, something awful happens again. This time the chick gets caught in the mud pit. The horse doesn't know what to do, but the farmer has gone to town and all vehicles are gone. He panics, but then thinks it through. He straddles the mud pit and tells the chick to grab his penis and he'll pull him out. The chick is very hesitant but doesn't know what else he could do so he grabs on and is pulled out. The moral of the story...
You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you are hung like a horse.