Funny/Insane New Console MADNESS!

[Dr. Zombie]

Hey I thought I would start this thread to have a place to post all the funny/insane events that will procede to happen with the first wave of PS3's and Nintendo Wii's.

I'm talking about stuff like, morons buying the box only for a game, people's consoles blowing up, insane amounts of money spent on new consoles, ect...

I thought I would start a centralized place to showcase all this crazy stuff.

I'll start:

Guy selling a Playstation 3 Yahoo email address, check out the current bid, pure madness. I don't care what the address is, make a frickin' veriation you tards!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Sony-PlayStation-3-Email-Address-PS3_W0QQitemZ190053081847QQihZ009QQcategoryZ62054Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Maverick_Hunter]

OMG! WTF!
Now what kind of retard would seriously buy a email address for 300 bux... Who the hell would buy a email addy at all? Put a fucking 1 or 2 after the name and get the address for free.... Heres a FREE-bee:

Playstation_3-Merchant2k@yahoo.com
Bam!! I got the name and i didnt spend a few hundred dollars in the process...Do people think they are cool with this stuff...Do they think if they have the PS3 email addy they are gonna get some pussy.... I highly doubt it...The ppl bidding are probobly D&D fanboys, rolling their dice to see how much the next bid is.... People these days, I swear...

[Dr. Zombie]

^^ Yeah, I mean I can see being a tard enough to make a email address with it being relative to what you are selling. But wow, don't pay that kinda of money for one some asshat made, just switch the shit up, make your own. TARded people! I saw another one selling, the person put in big bold letter NO SHIPPING AND HANDLING!! Hahaha!!!! Really?! I normally like an email address sent to me FedEx, but whatever...

[Maverick_Hunter]

Im gonna take a Polaroid pic of my PS3 and see how much I can sell it on ebay for....Starting bid 100 bux ...HAHAHA...I wouldnt be surprised if it sold! NO SHIPPING!!!

[Dr. Zombie]

This is a little old since the PS3 just launched, but... its still funny as shit!!!

http://www.younewb.com/index.php/2006/11/17/hire-a-big-black-guy-as-your-ps3-bodyguard/