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Joosbockz
11-21-2006, 11:23 PM
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to designate a person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and she was used to always making sacrifices, with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
xyzman123
11-21-2006, 11:36 PM
Me no get.
rsnyper
11-21-2006, 11:36 PM
lol that was a good one
brady_44
11-22-2006, 06:47 AM
Me no get.
They let go of the rope to clap. ...I thought it was funny :)
naf536
11-22-2006, 12:55 PM
Me no get.

Man u must be fuck as thick to not get that one.

I had to read it twice though. lol
Squeezymo
11-22-2006, 02:54 PM
Nice. That's nice. Even as a guy I can appreciate that. especially as a guy I can appreciate that. Nice
Henkie
11-22-2006, 07:52 PM
That is the one joke my (what's the word for it, brother of my grandmother) tells every time. And every time he tells it my grandmother tells him he's been telling that joke since for ever, and she's 87 now. It's that old...
Mattjam
11-22-2006, 08:14 PM
That is the one joke my (what's the word for it, brother of my grandmother) tells every time. And every time he tells it my grandmother tells him he's been telling that joke since for ever, and she's 87 now. It's that old...

He is your great uncle.
I solved the riddle!
Joosbockz
11-22-2006, 08:15 PM
That is the one joke my (what's the word for it, brother of my grandmother) tells every time. And every time he tells it my grandmother tells him he's been telling that joke since for ever, and she's 87 now. It's that old...


uhmm yea hi 5, does ur (just a guess on the word, granduncle) tell it to the people on these forums also? didnt think so.
plagued
11-23-2006, 11:25 AM
That is the one joke my (what's the word for it, brother of my grandmother) tells every time. And every time he tells it my grandmother tells him he's been telling that joke since for ever, and she's 87 now. It's that old...


why didn't he tell me it?
xyzman123
11-23-2006, 02:26 PM
Oh! Now I get it! They clapped and let go of the rope!!! LOL,LOL!!
godlytorturous1
11-23-2006, 06:08 PM
i saw that one except for it was with blondes, i didnt get it:dunce: , then i did:idea: , then:

ILSHMSOOMNAOTFAMMWRASWLEKATSLATJATSFOTFL.:err:

(I LAUGHED SO HARD MILK SHOT OUT OF MY NOSE AND ON THE FLOOR AND MY MATE WAS ROUND AND SHE WAS LIKE EW KATE AND THEN SHE LOOKED AT THE JOKE THEN SHE FELL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING):lmao:

though not literally:p