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GhostDog
11-26-2006, 05:17 AM
Let the Steve Irwin jokes begin, Letterman Style.




10. What's Steve Irwins favorite baseball team? The Tampa Bay Devil Rays

9. Steve always loved Croks but he had a soft spot in his heart for stingrays

8. It's to bad about Steve, maybe he should of been wearing his Raybans

7. Steve Irwin should have been wearing sunscreen because it would have protected him from harmfull rays .

6. Terri looked a little anxious in her recent TV interview. May be nervous at being so close to another Ray?

(flips his cards and makes a snotty gesture at the camera)

5. Steve Iwin just got busted in a sting operation.

4. I heard that his tombstone reads Ray Sting Peace

3. Did you hear? Peter Brock and Steve Irwin Died of the same thing..... A fish's tail

2. You guys know why pirates are hunting stingrays? Because they are looking for a dead man's chest.

1. Steve Irwin’s Australian zoo is now serving sting-ray, its expensive but Steve said its to die for! (band starts playing, Paul Shaffer makes a stupid joke and farts a condom)


Oh yes... I went there

Squeezymo
11-26-2006, 06:16 AM
This thread won't last any longer than Steve Irwin would in a tank of sting rays.


South Park rocks

godlytorturous1
11-26-2006, 11:51 AM
(band starts playing, Paul Shaffer makes a stupid joke and farts a condom)
Oh yes... I went there


way too early yall, hes was such a great man, it was so ironic...:wah:
and that line in brakets went way over the disrespectful mark
Ill make sure theres a post like this about YOUR death

Squeezymo
11-26-2006, 12:23 PM
Ironic death? Steve Irwin's death was not ironic! Now, many of you would say that he should have been killed by a croc right? Because after all he was the croc hunter. No he wasn't.... he was the croc MASTA. He can't be killed by a croc because he has tamed them all! And he still died doing his job. At least he wasn't bit by some pussy ass snake

æcvfootball10æ
11-26-2006, 03:24 PM
You know who played at his funeral? Sting

godlytorturous1
11-26-2006, 04:08 PM
Ironic death? Steve Irwin's death was not ironic! Now, many of you would say that he should have been killed by a croc right? Because after all he was the croc hunter. No he wasn't.... he was the croc MASTA. He can't be killed by a croc because he has tamed them all! And he still died doing his job. At least he wasn't bit by some pussy ass snake


it was ironic because only a finger-full of people get killed by a ray each year, and a man who was the expert-above-all of wildlife was one of those few, and he didnt TAME the crocs, noone can do that, he just knew how to avoid them and not get eaten.

get your facts straight you wise ass!

bryan1623
11-27-2006, 12:20 AM
We can't play against denver! They will kill us! -hockey team
They won't kill you... -stan
That's what steve irwin said about the sting rays.... -hockey team

south park p3ns

Squeezymo
11-27-2006, 02:09 AM
it was ironic because only a finger-full of people get killed by a ray each year, and a man who was the expert-above-all of wildlife was one of those few, and he didnt TAME the crocs, noone can do that, he just knew how to avoid them and not get eaten.

get your facts straight you wise ass!

If you've whored yourself around the forum for longer than a day and a half like the rest of us have then you would have learned to never ever ever take Squeezymo seriously. Unless I type in all caps.

SLUT

and bryan, we will make sweet south park love to each other

1mOntana
11-27-2006, 06:03 PM
a person who spends his life with animals got killed by one how ironic

ShirtFight
11-27-2006, 07:21 PM
Ray Sting Peace - I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

LOL hilarious stuff, 10/10

qwertydino90210
11-28-2006, 09:25 PM
i dont find his death very ironic at all

Squeezymo
11-28-2006, 10:11 PM
Because you are smart^^^

medalist
12-10-2006, 04:20 PM
penis in the face anyone?

ralphy
12-12-2006, 05:43 AM
3. Did you hear? Peter Brock and Steve Irwin Died of the same thing..... A fish's tail


i bet over half the people here dont even know who peter brock is...:banghead: