hmm, anything i want

[Molson]

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, I tied her up and went golfing.

(source http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/320/Anything_I_want_eh.html)

[son^>]

fuck, your not very close to your wife...try to be closer so like is she's having her period..cut a part of your penis off so that you both bleed from that certain place, you'll be like brothers and sisters (close wise)

[Tazer]

Wow... Son^>.... I think it must be said.... Nope, not gonna, you haven't pissed me off enough.

[Molson]

fuck, your not very close to your wife...try to be closer so like is she's having her period..cut a part of your penis off so that you both bleed from that certain place, you'll be like brothers and sisters (close wise)

wait......... what?